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THE CHAD SUPREME LEADER The Virgin President does not inspire confidence in his allies Vill launch missiles at Guam if he feels like it Could eliminate any US city, chooses not t<o 36% approval rating RICA 지γ weird f------ orange colour Does as he pleases, international community powerless to intervene maintains record economic growth despite unprecedented sanctions Accountable to congress couldn't win election without foreign involvement completley out of his depth, cannot even begin to address the Korean crisis 0 Accountable to no man, not even himself 100% approval rating. doesn't care anyway small hands Asks prostitutes to pee on him has never seen a ballot box in his entire life could not win the popular vote, disliked by the majority of his people Openly sinks enemy ships and gets away with it presides over the collapse of the American-lead world order needs no allies, strong enough to face down the entire world alone vents frustration on twitter, embarrassing himself and his nation master of rhetoric, strikes fear into the enemy and confidence in his people doesn't know what twitter iS

THE CHAD SUPREME LEADER The Virgin President does not inspire confidence in his allies Vill launch missiles at Guam if he feels like it Could eliminate any US city, chooses not t<o 36% approval rating RICA 지γ weird f------ orange colour Does as he pleases, international community powerless to intervene maintains record economic growth despite unprecedented sanctions Accountable to congress couldn't win election without foreign involvement completley out of his depth, cannot even begin to address the Korean crisis 0 Accountable to no man, not even himself 100% approval rating. doesn't care anyway small hands Asks prostitutes to pee on him has never seen a ballot box in his entire life could not win the popular vote, disliked by the majority of his people Openly sinks enemy ships and gets away with it presides over the collapse of the American-lead world order needs no allies, strong enough to face down the entire world alone vents frustration on twitter, embarrassing himself and his nation master of rhetoric, strikes fear into the enemy and confidence in his people doesn't know what twitter iS

Virgin vs. Chad

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The Virgin Egg

Absolutely no hair at all "The Virgin Egg " Perfectly styled full head of hair THE Danny STRIDIE Perfect 20/20 visiorn Runs a youtube channel that hasn't even reached 1M subs Needs glasses to see Needs no backpack because he loots efficiently Has been playing the same game for thousands of hours, but still misses tinted rocks Reality TV Star Wears level 2 backpack because he passed up the level 3 Is lucky to get 3 kills_ Says he supports Unity but actively works to weaken it Glorious 8 kill streak Unit> Doesn't need a crutch weapon perfers VSS Struggles to find comfortable hand form Always supports Team Unity no matter what Favorite color is red, the color of courage, and the blood of his enemies Wears pure white clothes that don't blend into anything Dials in if asked Isn't afraid of anything so wears gold track pants Doesn't dial in Wears stylish blue hi-tops Goes barefoot

Absolutely no hair at all "The Virgin Egg " Perfectly styled full head of hair THE Danny STRIDIE Perfect 20/20 visiorn Runs a youtube channel that hasn't even reached 1M subs Needs glasses to see Needs no backpack because he loots efficiently Has been playing the same game for thousands of hours, but still misses tinted rocks Reality TV Star Wears level 2 backpack because he passed up the level 3 Is lucky to get 3 kills_ Says he supports Unity but actively works to weaken it Glorious 8 kill streak Unit> Doesn't need a crutch weapon perfers VSS Struggles to find comfortable hand form Always supports Team Unity no matter what Favorite color is red, the color of courage, and the blood of his enemies Wears pure white clothes that don't blend into anything Dials in if asked Isn't afraid of anything so wears gold track pants Doesn't dial in Wears stylish blue hi-tops Goes barefoot

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The Virgin Sip vs. the Chad Quench

File: 1502196791645 ing (218 KB, 902x1200) Anonymous 08/1017(Thu 07:41:17 No 42458100·4458164-4245520->>424 osi-asag Anonymous08/10/17 Th 5255№42456761、295 767 > 4 45 3162 424 K19 24583272 4245 3312 424 359 > 424 3732 424 3742 4245 39 > 42458414 T days l this kid literally brought a jug of wate to class and is just drinking out of t.i hate college and i hate white people How big can my water bottles be before it starts to get me laughed at? I never realized this was a problem.I always use hose large pepsi bottlies. 42471844247905 3042471952 Anonymous 08/10/17(Thuj03:54 02 No.42456767 42456761 (OP Domminate the room, do what i do,get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to class slung over one shoulder, slam that mothertucker on the ground in the alsle Everytime you feel a litle thirsty stand up,lilt the bottle to your mouth with both arms, make sure you spll penty of water over yourself and the floor every time you do, also, let out deep, loud, exhalation of satisfaction atter every sip, then finish the routine by slamming the bottle on the ground again before loudly saying "ptew,i needed that, I was getting a bit THIRSTY" yell thirsty as loud as you can Virgin Sip AD GUZZ When class finishes, pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room. GLUB GLUB gag GLUB The Virgin Sip THE CHAD QUENCH Primal insincts measure ocal humidity to withi Genuinely enoys dinking water Existentially THIRSTY fve decimal Beauttul ountain confrontation wolds eye contact with other drinkers smooth, wel hydraled skn Never seen without ample hydration Drinks quicky belore the fourntai cold and hus his ewt cne and olily skin fom poor hydration netais from poory aintained pipes fen mistakes thirst or hunger Women LOVE his wa Dangerously yellow eels awkward carrying a waler botle,worries about igh quality disliled wate, aiways ice cold Expends zero effort holding massive jugs, lits them trough force of personlity being judged on botle size Low water consumption, aaid f urinating more ha nce per da Patently waits in line Uhine meets EPA standands for drinking Has never experienced ways happy to shar Drinks whenever he esires Knowledgeabie about the health benlts of ptmum hydration UNICEF names clean water projects afer him Waks to the take one (1) sip afer every set water fountain to

File: 1502196791645 ing (218 KB, 902x1200) Anonymous 08/1017(Thu 07:41:17 No 42458100·4458164-4245520->>424 osi-asag Anonymous08/10/17 Th 5255№42456761、295 767 > 4 45 3162 424 K19 24583272 4245 3312 424 359 > 424 3732 424 3742 4245 39 > 42458414 T days l this kid literally brought a jug of wate to class and is just drinking out of t.i hate college and i hate white people How big can my water bottles be before it starts to get me laughed at? I never realized this was a problem.I always use hose large pepsi bottlies. 42471844247905 3042471952 Anonymous 08/10/17(Thuj03:54 02 No.42456767 42456761 (OP Domminate the room, do what i do,get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to class slung over one shoulder, slam that mothertucker on the ground in the alsle Everytime you feel a litle thirsty stand up,lilt the bottle to your mouth with both arms, make sure you spll penty of water over yourself and the floor every time you do, also, let out deep, loud, exhalation of satisfaction atter every sip, then finish the routine by slamming the bottle on the ground again before loudly saying "ptew,i needed that, I was getting a bit THIRSTY" yell thirsty as loud as you can Virgin Sip AD GUZZ When class finishes, pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room. GLUB GLUB gag GLUB The Virgin Sip THE CHAD QUENCH Primal insincts measure ocal humidity to withi Genuinely enoys dinking water Existentially THIRSTY fve decimal Beauttul ountain confrontation wolds eye contact with other drinkers smooth, wel hydraled skn Never seen without ample hydration Drinks quicky belore the fourntai cold and hus his ewt cne and olily skin fom poor hydration netais from poory aintained pipes fen mistakes thirst or hunger Women LOVE his wa Dangerously yellow eels awkward carrying a waler botle,worries about igh quality disliled wate, aiways ice cold Expends zero effort holding massive jugs, lits them trough force of personlity being judged on botle size Low water consumption, aaid f urinating more ha nce per da Patently waits in line Uhine meets EPA standands for drinking Has never experienced ways happy to shar Drinks whenever he esires Knowledgeabie about the health benlts of ptmum hydration UNICEF names clean water projects afer him Waks to the take one (1) sip afer every set water fountain to

Virgin vs. Chad

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The Virgin Team

The Virgin Team The Chad Dynasty Veteran 4B h as killer instinct in games. elieves a functional run game is for Won two Super Bowts Has had no success since the 90s Put full trust in rookie QB who plays too conservatively against the one of the greatest d.Bs of all time inferior spuAds. Stroną playoff runs in past decade Half of the team has Top RB is an unlawful p------------. been arrested Overachieves in regular season only to play like garbage come January Won two playoff games in last twenty years Apart froma kicker, team has a clean track record. ny TeAm won all Super Top wide receiver is massively overrated Defense is as strong as a cardboard box uggernant secondary with a very effective defensive line. Bowls as underdoqs Top wide receiver has made fastest clim to success a player could make. Majority of fans are cocky assholes who live Shamelessly boasts that they re America's Team even though they haven't been relevant in this millenium more than 2,000 miles Team lays low among other successful teams despite recent away from home stadium An Success a good understanding ,f the game and isn't full ofbandwagoners.

The Virgin Team The Chad Dynasty Veteran 4B h as killer instinct in games. elieves a functional run game is for Won two Super Bowts Has had no success since the 90s Put full trust in rookie QB who plays too conservatively against the one of the greatest d.Bs of all time inferior spuAds. Stroną playoff runs in past decade Half of the team has Top RB is an unlawful p------------. been arrested Overachieves in regular season only to play like garbage come January Won two playoff games in last twenty years Apart froma kicker, team has a clean track record. ny TeAm won all Super Top wide receiver is massively overrated Defense is as strong as a cardboard box uggernant secondary with a very effective defensive line. Bowls as underdoqs Top wide receiver has made fastest clim to success a player could make. Majority of fans are cocky assholes who live Shamelessly boasts that they re America's Team even though they haven't been relevant in this millenium more than 2,000 miles Team lays low among other successful teams despite recent away from home stadium An Success a good understanding ,f the game and isn't full ofbandwagoners.

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I can't tell who's crazier

The Virgin President THE CHAD SUPREME LEADER does not inspire confidence in his allies Will launch missiles at Guam if he feels like it Could eliminate any US city, chooses not to 36% approval rating weird f------ orange colour Does as he pleases, international community powerless to intervene Accountable to congress maintains record economic growth despite couldn't win election without foreign involvement completley out of his depth, cannot even begin to address the Korean crisis Accountable to no man not even himself 100% approval rating doesn't care anyway small hands Asks prostitutes to pee on him has never seen a ballot box in his could not win the popular vote, disliked by the majority of his people Openly sinks enemy ships and gets away with it presides over the collapse of the American-lead world order needs no allies, strong enough to face down the entire world alone vents frustration on twitter, embarrassing himself and his nation master of rhetoric, strikes fear into the enemy and confidence in his people doesn't know what twitter is

The Virgin President THE CHAD SUPREME LEADER does not inspire confidence in his allies Will launch missiles at Guam if he feels like it Could eliminate any US city, chooses not to 36% approval rating weird f------ orange colour Does as he pleases, international community powerless to intervene Accountable to congress maintains record economic growth despite couldn't win election without foreign involvement completley out of his depth, cannot even begin to address the Korean crisis Accountable to no man not even himself 100% approval rating doesn't care anyway small hands Asks prostitutes to pee on him has never seen a ballot box in his could not win the popular vote, disliked by the majority of his people Openly sinks enemy ships and gets away with it presides over the collapse of the American-lead world order needs no allies, strong enough to face down the entire world alone vents frustration on twitter, embarrassing himself and his nation master of rhetoric, strikes fear into the enemy and confidence in his people doesn't know what twitter is

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Spitting Fire

"The Virgin Rally" THE CHAD RADICAL Spent hours making his "costume" Neck too thin to strap helmet properly loses it in five minutes Shouts "We support you" at police while they hit him Came with just a 99c can of aerosol Has Pan-African flag never left his home state Makes flame that reaches national news Little cuck flag Attached to make his weapon legally compliant RWDS possibly stands for rear wheel drive system Muscles that puzzle biologists Underwear exposed, likes it Pants only held up by Chad stride Supports edgy ideology ironically Secretly supports it unironically Shield made of wood Too poor to afford better materials Selflessly defends the white race from itself

"The Virgin Rally" THE CHAD RADICAL Spent hours making his "costume" Neck too thin to strap helmet properly loses it in five minutes Shouts "We support you" at police while they hit him Came with just a 99c can of aerosol Has Pan-African flag never left his home state Makes flame that reaches national news Little cuck flag Attached to make his weapon legally compliant RWDS possibly stands for rear wheel drive system Muscles that puzzle biologists Underwear exposed, likes it Pants only held up by Chad stride Supports edgy ideology ironically Secretly supports it unironically Shield made of wood Too poor to afford better materials Selflessly defends the white race from itself

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The Virgin Follower VS The Chad Mutual

tries too hard kind, funny, friendly person The Virgin Followers t The Chad Mutuals self-interested posts about loving their mutuals, which makes you feel good understands your personality and mental state, will not leave inappropriate comments -says the word "fandom, unironically turns everything into discourse then mocks "the discourse has good opinions #me, #same 100 followers, jokes about vore get no notes either a decent amount of followers, or doesn't care about number of followers will like and reblog and nothing more, will make their own posts when its their turn hey do you accept constructive criticism on your posts? attempts to hijack other peoples posts with their own jokes may not share your interests or sense of humor, but is happy for you either way responds to your posts in likes and responds to your posts because they seek validation likes and responds to your posts because they are your friend and legitimately like you creative and interesting ways, making them better "ha ha this is actually really interesting because..." needlessly vocal about their lack of understanding of absurdist humor understands that you're a human the only reason you come back to this site will write a call-out of you at the drop of the hat

tries too hard kind, funny, friendly person The Virgin Followers t The Chad Mutuals self-interested posts about loving their mutuals, which makes you feel good understands your personality and mental state, will not leave inappropriate comments -says the word "fandom, unironically turns everything into discourse then mocks "the discourse has good opinions #me, #same 100 followers, jokes about vore get no notes either a decent amount of followers, or doesn't care about number of followers will like and reblog and nothing more, will make their own posts when its their turn hey do you accept constructive criticism on your posts? attempts to hijack other peoples posts with their own jokes may not share your interests or sense of humor, but is happy for you either way responds to your posts in likes and responds to your posts because they seek validation likes and responds to your posts because they are your friend and legitimately like you creative and interesting ways, making them better "ha ha this is actually really interesting because..." needlessly vocal about their lack of understanding of absurdist humor understands that you're a human the only reason you come back to this site will write a call-out of you at the drop of the hat

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Ram and Plow

The virgin ram THE CHAD PLOW Kills white people for his "religion" Has to steal trucks to stop from being discovered PART OF SOME MILITIA USES HIS OWN CAR Uses a truck, hands too small to handle a normal truck DOESN'T CARE ABOUT 40 YEAR OLD BOOMER USING HIS CAR TARGETS COMMUNISTS AND N------ Virgin, thinks he is saving tor his 74 virgins POLICE DOESN'T EVEN REACT BANG! Kills himself to stop himself from bein;g arrested EYES PIERCE THE SOULS OF THE REDS HE JUST KILLED USA PATRIOT Middle eastern cuck

The virgin ram THE CHAD PLOW Kills white people for his "religion" Has to steal trucks to stop from being discovered PART OF SOME MILITIA USES HIS OWN CAR Uses a truck, hands too small to handle a normal truck DOESN'T CARE ABOUT 40 YEAR OLD BOOMER USING HIS CAR TARGETS COMMUNISTS AND N------ Virgin, thinks he is saving tor his 74 virgins POLICE DOESN'T EVEN REACT BANG! Kills himself to stop himself from bein;g arrested EYES PIERCE THE SOULS OF THE REDS HE JUST KILLED USA PATRIOT Middle eastern cuck

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positive, can-do attitude even in the face of defeat THE VIRGIN AIDEN THE CHAD MARCUS DEDSEC won't shut the f--- up about dead niece vibrant, magnetic personality that clicks with virtually everyone he meets simple but stylish jacket that can swapped out for literally hundreds of other clothing items Lonewolf because he has no friends only woman in his life was a wanna-be suicide girl who died before he even had a chance with her ugly trench coat that can only be swapped out for other trench coats 3D-printed fully-automatic shotgun with batshit ridiculous paintjob gets cucked by former mentor can only do speed vaults, tic-tacs, and basic PK rolls EDSEC can perform a wide variety of parkour and freerunning moves; ostensibly knows the difference between parkour and freerunning could easily thunderfuck Sitara if he tried Beretta Px4 Storm that only uses 10-round magazines because gun control eventually cucks some f----- with a manbun gay nickname: "The Fox" s----- one-dimensional hacks Sup3r 1337 h4xx0ir nickname: "retr0" uses quadcopter to create AND remotely pilot carbombs into his enemies

positive, can-do attitude even in the face of defeat THE VIRGIN AIDEN THE CHAD MARCUS DEDSEC won't shut the f--- up about dead niece vibrant, magnetic personality that clicks with virtually everyone he meets simple but stylish jacket that can swapped out for literally hundreds of other clothing items Lonewolf because he has no friends only woman in his life was a wanna-be suicide girl who died before he even had a chance with her ugly trench coat that can only be swapped out for other trench coats 3D-printed fully-automatic shotgun with batshit ridiculous paintjob gets cucked by former mentor can only do speed vaults, tic-tacs, and basic PK rolls EDSEC can perform a wide variety of parkour and freerunning moves; ostensibly knows the difference between parkour and freerunning could easily thunderfuck Sitara if he tried Beretta Px4 Storm that only uses 10-round magazines because gun control eventually cucks some f----- with a manbun gay nickname: "The Fox" s----- one-dimensional hacks Sup3r 1337 h4xx0ir nickname: "retr0" uses quadcopter to create AND remotely pilot carbombs into his enemies

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The Chad Supreme Leader

THE CHAD SUPREME LEADER The Virgin President does not inspire confidence in his allies Will launch missiles at Guam if he feels like it Could eliminate any US city, chooses not to AkE 36% approval rating weird f------ orange colour Does as he pleases, international community powerless to intervene maintains record economic growth despite unprecedented sanctions Accountable to congress completley out of his depth, cannot even begin to address the Korean crisis couldn't win election without foreign involvement Accountable to no man, not even himself 100% approval rating. doesn't care anyway small hands Asks prostitutes to pee on him has never seen a ballot box in his entire life could not win the popular vote, disliked by the majority of his people Openly sinks enemy ships and gets away with it presides over the collapse of the American-lead world order needs no allies, strong enough to face down the entire world alone vents frustration on twitter embarrassing himself and his nation master of rhetoric, strikes fear into the enemy and confidence in his people doesn't know what twitter is

THE CHAD SUPREME LEADER The Virgin President does not inspire confidence in his allies Will launch missiles at Guam if he feels like it Could eliminate any US city, chooses not to AkE 36% approval rating weird f------ orange colour Does as he pleases, international community powerless to intervene maintains record economic growth despite unprecedented sanctions Accountable to congress completley out of his depth, cannot even begin to address the Korean crisis couldn't win election without foreign involvement Accountable to no man, not even himself 100% approval rating. doesn't care anyway small hands Asks prostitutes to pee on him has never seen a ballot box in his entire life could not win the popular vote, disliked by the majority of his people Openly sinks enemy ships and gets away with it presides over the collapse of the American-lead world order needs no allies, strong enough to face down the entire world alone vents frustration on twitter embarrassing himself and his nation master of rhetoric, strikes fear into the enemy and confidence in his people doesn't know what twitter is

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Killing Floor

The Virgin Sharpshooter THE CHAD BERSERKER always keeps the distance from zeds tries to take as less damage as possible always takes as much damage as his body can handle runs into every zed he meets buys weapons of his perk only because they are the most cheap and effective makes scrakes and fleshpounds to charge at him or at others buys the most expensive weapons of random perks KIlls Scrakes and fleshpounds carefully, often with help of teammates carries as many weapons as he can because he will run incredibly fast anyway takes only the most important weapons because it affects his running speed aims on the head when shooting to deal as much damage as possible doesn't care about hitting the head, just swings his blade constantly meets his teammates only when stands near the trader always stays close to his teammates in order to be protected by them drops all his weapons and money before leaving the game if he has 99999f and has decided to leave the game he will do it immediately if there is a field medic nearby he will stand still to let the medic heal him ever shares money because convinced that it's his money only shares money with anybody who lacks them will not leave a single chance for a medic to heal him even if he has only 1 hp doesn't even know about syringe uses a syringe to heal others or himself

The Virgin Sharpshooter THE CHAD BERSERKER always keeps the distance from zeds tries to take as less damage as possible always takes as much damage as his body can handle runs into every zed he meets buys weapons of his perk only because they are the most cheap and effective makes scrakes and fleshpounds to charge at him or at others buys the most expensive weapons of random perks KIlls Scrakes and fleshpounds carefully, often with help of teammates carries as many weapons as he can because he will run incredibly fast anyway takes only the most important weapons because it affects his running speed aims on the head when shooting to deal as much damage as possible doesn't care about hitting the head, just swings his blade constantly meets his teammates only when stands near the trader always stays close to his teammates in order to be protected by them drops all his weapons and money before leaving the game if he has 99999f and has decided to leave the game he will do it immediately if there is a field medic nearby he will stand still to let the medic heal him ever shares money because convinced that it's his money only shares money with anybody who lacks them will not leave a single chance for a medic to heal him even if he has only 1 hp doesn't even know about syringe uses a syringe to heal others or himself

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Cure-Chad and Virgin-bola

Small brain from only learning about s----- memes The S----- Loli Big brain due to going to college and reading everyday Overflowing lush hair that reacts beautifully in the wind. Over 20 shampoos and conditioners used to achieve this THE CURE STRI head slouched forward to avoid talking about being a dead meme Always ready to look you in the eyes to ask how you feel Hair that smells like n------ and blood Prevents germs or spreading germs by wearing mask Uses gloves to ensure no spread of disease or any germs small t---, gets jealous at bigger t--- back hunched over due to watching anime for pictures to edit Ebola-chan into No curves or any signs of being healthy Big muscles from lifting paitents into the ambulance B-------, showing healthiness and longevity Struggles to draw with comfortable hand form Has bloody hands, but still can't spread her dead disease Arms constantly flailing due to drawing beautiful works of art Proud arched back to confidently talk about curing diseases and preventing s----- memes No stockings, showing too much skin and exposing her as a slut Skipped leg day, can barely walk 2 miles without getting tired Wide hips, perfect for insemination to help families have a children Some skin to show that she's a woman but not a slut S----- boots that aren't useful for walking anywhere Stockings to convey a sense of being dassy and ladylike Tap dancing shoes to entertain her patients

Small brain from only learning about s----- memes The S----- Loli Big brain due to going to college and reading everyday Overflowing lush hair that reacts beautifully in the wind. Over 20 shampoos and conditioners used to achieve this THE CURE STRI head slouched forward to avoid talking about being a dead meme Always ready to look you in the eyes to ask how you feel Hair that smells like n------ and blood Prevents germs or spreading germs by wearing mask Uses gloves to ensure no spread of disease or any germs small t---, gets jealous at bigger t--- back hunched over due to watching anime for pictures to edit Ebola-chan into No curves or any signs of being healthy Big muscles from lifting paitents into the ambulance B-------, showing healthiness and longevity Struggles to draw with comfortable hand form Has bloody hands, but still can't spread her dead disease Arms constantly flailing due to drawing beautiful works of art Proud arched back to confidently talk about curing diseases and preventing s----- memes No stockings, showing too much skin and exposing her as a slut Skipped leg day, can barely walk 2 miles without getting tired Wide hips, perfect for insemination to help families have a children Some skin to show that she's a woman but not a slut S----- boots that aren't useful for walking anywhere Stockings to convey a sense of being dassy and ladylike Tap dancing shoes to entertain her patients

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Virgin Suicide vs. The Chad Soduku

妝會哀悼 The Virgin's Syicide Entire ritual was a random, spur of the mome decision planned in.0001 picoseconds His current life is so great he can't wait to start the next one Planned months in advance kills himself because his life sucks Prepays his cremation fees National decade of mourning declared Correctly thinks the world will be better off without him Receives a mosoleum, state funeral and parade all at public expense Leaves a note reassuring everyone it's not their fault Has made amends to everyone he ever hurt Biographies will be written assigning blame for ten Maims and kills several people for no reason before killing himself Organ donor- does not realize that organs must be fresh to be harvested and nobody will find his body for days Thousands of women throw themselves onto funeral Semen donor: already left a "donation with pyre to serve him in the next life Only his mother will miss him every woman in a 3,000 mile radius Uses a mess-free suicide method so that whoever cleans up his body won't be inconvenienced Uses only the messiest suicide methods and leaves boobytraps for the cleanup crew

妝會哀悼 The Virgin's Syicide Entire ritual was a random, spur of the mome decision planned in.0001 picoseconds His current life is so great he can't wait to start the next one Planned months in advance kills himself because his life sucks Prepays his cremation fees National decade of mourning declared Correctly thinks the world will be better off without him Receives a mosoleum, state funeral and parade all at public expense Leaves a note reassuring everyone it's not their fault Has made amends to everyone he ever hurt Biographies will be written assigning blame for ten Maims and kills several people for no reason before killing himself Organ donor- does not realize that organs must be fresh to be harvested and nobody will find his body for days Thousands of women throw themselves onto funeral Semen donor: already left a "donation with pyre to serve him in the next life Only his mother will miss him every woman in a 3,000 mile radius Uses a mess-free suicide method so that whoever cleans up his body won't be inconvenienced Uses only the messiest suicide methods and leaves boobytraps for the cleanup crew

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the virgin "Virgin v Chad" meme creation vs the Chad autobiography

The Virgin "Virgin v Chad'" Meme Creation" Does not actually understand irony Uses MS Paint Neither the concept nor the execution is humorous or original he Chad Cruise C&Ps from previous memes The Virgin Bus Ride" Thinks he gets the meme, but really misses the point Captions are awkward and forced adaptions of the classics Meme is unintentionally unrelatable Depicts himself unfavourably in an attempt to distance himself from his fellow virgins, hates himself deep down Gets only a few reactions and comments, mostly telling him to kill himself Also pours spite onto his oppressor to discredit "alphas" and hopefully get laid one day The Chad Autobiography" Content is immediately relatable yet hilarious and original Does not draw it, but rather performs the act itself for Stacy to photograph Is 100% accurate Has never made an unperfect meme in his life Captions combine original contributions with genius references to ones from past memes Breaks new ground in the art of memes wow Composition is perfect in every way, fits together just like Chad and p---- Receives widespread critical acclainm

The Virgin "Virgin v Chad'" Meme Creation" Does not actually understand irony Uses MS Paint Neither the concept nor the execution is humorous or original he Chad Cruise C&Ps from previous memes The Virgin Bus Ride" Thinks he gets the meme, but really misses the point Captions are awkward and forced adaptions of the classics Meme is unintentionally unrelatable Depicts himself unfavourably in an attempt to distance himself from his fellow virgins, hates himself deep down Gets only a few reactions and comments, mostly telling him to kill himself Also pours spite onto his oppressor to discredit "alphas" and hopefully get laid one day The Chad Autobiography" Content is immediately relatable yet hilarious and original Does not draw it, but rather performs the act itself for Stacy to photograph Is 100% accurate Has never made an unperfect meme in his life Captions combine original contributions with genius references to ones from past memes Breaks new ground in the art of memes wow Composition is perfect in every way, fits together just like Chad and p---- Receives widespread critical acclainm

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The virgin heister vs The CHAD OUTLAW

INCAPABLEOFTHE CHAD OUTLAWPREERS OUQ The virgin heister PLAYING ALONE PREFERS LOUD Mask always falls off his small head gay mask WEARS BALACLAVA TO KEEP THEM GUESSING Too weak to carry anything heavier than a cashbag Prefers stealth CARRIES AS MANY BAGS AS HE WANTS, BAGS DONT SLOW HIM HAND READY TO CHOKE SOME CLOAKERS mom's lipstick Bad posture due to constant crouching Cameras don't notice him Wears neutral coloured clothes Plays solo or with bots Places medic bags immediatly after joining the game USES FULL AUTO Father's suit too big for him ALL GUNS HAVE NO RECOIL IN HIS MIGHTY HANDS Uses gloves, afraid of being caught BREAKS IRON BARS WITH HIS HANDS Uses single fire Uses pistols, too afraid of recoil NEVER SEEN SILENCER Acts weird around female heisters IN HIS LIFE GREAT FASHION STYLE Uses silencers to Uses tasers, afraid of killing anyone upclose DOESN'T WEAR ANY ARMOR BULLETS INCAPABLE OF HURTING HIM make sure no one notices him Tried sniper rifle once, recoil broke his arms OTHER PLAYERS NEVER GO DOWN AROUND HIM Types something in text chat once a day USED CHEATS TO UNLOCK WEAPONS Doesn't kill guards Bought every DLC Perk decks include: Burglar, Rogue and sociopath RUNS MUSCLE, CREW CHIEF ANARCHIST OR INFILTRATOR PERK DECKS SPEAKS IN VOICE CHAT EVERY SECOND infamy XXV, afraid of being kicked LVL 100 NEVER OPENED SKILL TREE

INCAPABLEOFTHE CHAD OUTLAWPREERS OUQ The virgin heister PLAYING ALONE PREFERS LOUD Mask always falls off his small head gay mask WEARS BALACLAVA TO KEEP THEM GUESSING Too weak to carry anything heavier than a cashbag Prefers stealth CARRIES AS MANY BAGS AS HE WANTS, BAGS DONT SLOW HIM HAND READY TO CHOKE SOME CLOAKERS mom's lipstick Bad posture due to constant crouching Cameras don't notice him Wears neutral coloured clothes Plays solo or with bots Places medic bags immediatly after joining the game USES FULL AUTO Father's suit too big for him ALL GUNS HAVE NO RECOIL IN HIS MIGHTY HANDS Uses gloves, afraid of being caught BREAKS IRON BARS WITH HIS HANDS Uses single fire Uses pistols, too afraid of recoil NEVER SEEN SILENCER Acts weird around female heisters IN HIS LIFE GREAT FASHION STYLE Uses silencers to Uses tasers, afraid of killing anyone upclose DOESN'T WEAR ANY ARMOR BULLETS INCAPABLE OF HURTING HIM make sure no one notices him Tried sniper rifle once, recoil broke his arms OTHER PLAYERS NEVER GO DOWN AROUND HIM Types something in text chat once a day USED CHEATS TO UNLOCK WEAPONS Doesn't kill guards Bought every DLC Perk decks include: Burglar, Rogue and sociopath RUNS MUSCLE, CREW CHIEF ANARCHIST OR INFILTRATOR PERK DECKS SPEAKS IN VOICE CHAT EVERY SECOND infamy XXV, afraid of being kicked LVL 100 NEVER OPENED SKILL TREE

Virgin vs. Chad

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the virgin cartoon THE CHAD COMPOSITION Completely unpredictable Derivative, noodle- limbed artstyle, reeks of CalArts peers Main character defeats challenges through mind blowing philosophical insights. Style so avant-garde it makes normies and art thots implode Uses depression as a cheap excuse for forced drama Uses juvenile nihilism as an excuse for lack of effort Extremely quotable and memorable dialogue Destroys the fabric of reality in every episode Too afraid to completely step outside of it's status Forgettable and trendy memefest Multiple viewings are obligatory to try and comprehend it. quio Flanderization Formulaic predictability becomes even more noticeable on rewatches Poses questions to challenge the fabric of human nature TH PAIN It's actually funny Forces memes all the time. Overstays it's welcome "We gotta *burp ..we-we- we gotta go to space Morty" Explores dozens of different themes every episode without spoonfeeding you anything Lasts exactly for as long a it needs to Gradually lost momentum and will only get worse as it continues "lmao everyone is dumb but me wake up sheeple Leaves a profound mark in it's viewers despite short length Profound characterizations Fanbase full of edgy manchildren who feel persecuted. Only true patricians can appreciate it Genuinely educating in it's subject matter,

the virgin cartoon THE CHAD COMPOSITION Completely unpredictable Derivative, noodle- limbed artstyle, reeks of CalArts peers Main character defeats challenges through mind blowing philosophical insights. Style so avant-garde it makes normies and art thots implode Uses depression as a cheap excuse for forced drama Uses juvenile nihilism as an excuse for lack of effort Extremely quotable and memorable dialogue Destroys the fabric of reality in every episode Too afraid to completely step outside of it's status Forgettable and trendy memefest Multiple viewings are obligatory to try and comprehend it. quio Flanderization Formulaic predictability becomes even more noticeable on rewatches Poses questions to challenge the fabric of human nature TH PAIN It's actually funny Forces memes all the time. Overstays it's welcome "We gotta *burp ..we-we- we gotta go to space Morty" Explores dozens of different themes every episode without spoonfeeding you anything Lasts exactly for as long a it needs to Gradually lost momentum and will only get worse as it continues "lmao everyone is dumb but me wake up sheeple Leaves a profound mark in it's viewers despite short length Profound characterizations Fanbase full of edgy manchildren who feel persecuted. Only true patricians can appreciate it Genuinely educating in it's subject matter,

Virgin vs. Chad

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Israeli Diaper Force

His cool Iranian friends made him rocket factories The Chad Hezbollah Launches rockets with the Zikr of Allahu Akbar Is never tired, hums Nasheeds while firing The Virgin IDF European skin starting to ge sunburns from the Lebanese sun/ His beard is Bad posture, afraid to look up d by many Doesn't win ground battles despite air support Shoulders n pain from carrying his AR-15 around Shia of Ali, Martyrdom will be his salvation Toophan missiles wreck tanks Wins ground battles despite air disadvantage Wearing an adult diaper Probably a conscript, hates being there His country and family support him Gets spiritual power from graves Doesn't need to pee or s--- because he's fasting His feet hurt, boots too tight

His cool Iranian friends made him rocket factories The Chad Hezbollah Launches rockets with the Zikr of Allahu Akbar Is never tired, hums Nasheeds while firing The Virgin IDF European skin starting to ge sunburns from the Lebanese sun/ His beard is Bad posture, afraid to look up d by many Doesn't win ground battles despite air support Shoulders n pain from carrying his AR-15 around Shia of Ali, Martyrdom will be his salvation Toophan missiles wreck tanks Wins ground battles despite air disadvantage Wearing an adult diaper Probably a conscript, hates being there His country and family support him Gets spiritual power from graves Doesn't need to pee or s--- because he's fasting His feet hurt, boots too tight

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Fallout vs S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

The Fallout Virgin The STALKER Chad Needs skills to get past obstacles Knows how to get around the Zone easily Needs nothing but his wit and anything he can find Needs fast travel Ability to be edgy and turn on other wastelanders Bad posture from sneaking atl the time Always willing to help out a fellow stalker Shoots all enemies on sight Needs to pause the game to heal Follows vague quests to possibly get a reward Gets clear orders to get rewards Heals himself mid battle Has never seen a quicksave in his entire life Quicksaves all the time

The Fallout Virgin The STALKER Chad Needs skills to get past obstacles Knows how to get around the Zone easily Needs nothing but his wit and anything he can find Needs fast travel Ability to be edgy and turn on other wastelanders Bad posture from sneaking atl the time Always willing to help out a fellow stalker Shoots all enemies on sight Needs to pause the game to heal Follows vague quests to possibly get a reward Gets clear orders to get rewards Heals himself mid battle Has never seen a quicksave in his entire life Quicksaves all the time

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Virgin Concealed Carry vs Chad 2nd Amendment

THE CHAD "The Virgin Concealed Carry" Despite quality ammo and firearms, guns still jam at the worst times Open carries whatever and wherever he wants, despite laws Slow and controlled shots ATF has shot 3 of his past dogs for no reason Has to conceal subcompact handgun because of skinny frame Has accidently fired into government buildings numerous times, government apologizes to him aw Spent weeks researching what gun to buy using Practices weekly, good shooting stance, groupings still average online forums and image boards Goes shooting for fun whenever he wants. Goes full auto and hipfires, all bullets still go through the exact same hole Could conceal a full size machinegun if he wanted because he is not a manlet Gun inside waistband/pocket, does not print and is completely invisible, just like he is to females Has used his rights to defend himself against virgin shooters on 17 different occasions Makes sure he has some kind of safety to prevent misfires Chooses guns based on how "cool" they look, not on how reliable or accurate they are Uses gun as last resort, even in life threatening situation:s Doesn't even know what a safety is Wears neon colored camouflage

THE CHAD "The Virgin Concealed Carry" Despite quality ammo and firearms, guns still jam at the worst times Open carries whatever and wherever he wants, despite laws Slow and controlled shots ATF has shot 3 of his past dogs for no reason Has to conceal subcompact handgun because of skinny frame Has accidently fired into government buildings numerous times, government apologizes to him aw Spent weeks researching what gun to buy using Practices weekly, good shooting stance, groupings still average online forums and image boards Goes shooting for fun whenever he wants. Goes full auto and hipfires, all bullets still go through the exact same hole Could conceal a full size machinegun if he wanted because he is not a manlet Gun inside waistband/pocket, does not print and is completely invisible, just like he is to females Has used his rights to defend himself against virgin shooters on 17 different occasions Makes sure he has some kind of safety to prevent misfires Chooses guns based on how "cool" they look, not on how reliable or accurate they are Uses gun as last resort, even in life threatening situation:s Doesn't even know what a safety is Wears neon colored camouflage

Virgin vs. Chad

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