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File: 1502196791645 ing (218 KB, 902x1200) Anonymous 08/1017(Thu 07:41:17 No 42458100·4458164-4245520->>424 osi-asag Anonymous08/10/17 Th 5255№42456761、295 767 > 4 45 3162 424 K19 24583272 4245 3312 424 359 > 424 3732 424 3742 4245 39 > 42458414 T days l this kid literally brought a jug of wate to class and is just drinking out of t.i hate college and i hate white people How big can my water bottles be before it starts to get me laughed at? I never realized this was a problem.I always use hose large pepsi bottlies. 42471844247905 3042471952 Anonymous 08/10/17(Thuj03:54 02 No.42456767 42456761 (OP Domminate the room, do what i do,get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to class slung over one shoulder, slam that mothertucker on the ground in the alsle Everytime you feel a litle thirsty stand up,lilt the bottle to your mouth with both arms, make sure you spll penty of water over yourself and the floor every time you do, also, let out deep, loud, exhalation of satisfaction atter every sip, then finish the routine by slamming the bottle on the ground again before loudly saying "ptew,i needed that, I was getting a bit THIRSTY" yell thirsty as loud as you can Virgin Sip AD GUZZ When class finishes, pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room. GLUB GLUB gag GLUB The Virgin Sip THE CHAD QUENCH Primal insincts measure ocal humidity to withi Genuinely enoys dinking water Existentially THIRSTY fve decimal Beauttul ountain confrontation wolds eye contact with other drinkers smooth, wel hydraled skn Never seen without ample hydration Drinks quicky belore the fourntai cold and hus his ewt cne and olily skin fom poor hydration netais from poory aintained pipes fen mistakes thirst or hunger Women LOVE his wa Dangerously yellow eels awkward carrying a waler botle,worries about igh quality disliled wate, aiways ice cold Expends zero effort holding massive jugs, lits them trough force of personlity being judged on botle size Low water consumption, aaid f urinating more ha nce per da Patently waits in line Uhine meets EPA standands for drinking Has never experienced ways happy to shar Drinks whenever he esires Knowledgeabie about the health benlts of ptmum hydration UNICEF names clean water projects afer him Waks to the take one (1) sip afer every set water fountain to

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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