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THE CHAD SUPREME LEADER The Virgin President does not inspire confidence in his allies Will launch missiles at Guam if he feels like it Could eliminate any US city, chooses not to AkE 36% approval rating weird f------ orange colour Does as he pleases, international community powerless to intervene maintains record economic growth despite unprecedented sanctions Accountable to congress completley out of his depth, cannot even begin to address the Korean crisis couldn't win election without foreign involvement Accountable to no man, not even himself 100% approval rating. doesn't care anyway small hands Asks prostitutes to pee on him has never seen a ballot box in his entire life could not win the popular vote, disliked by the majority of his people Openly sinks enemy ships and gets away with it presides over the collapse of the American-lead world order needs no allies, strong enough to face down the entire world alone vents frustration on twitter embarrassing himself and his nation master of rhetoric, strikes fear into the enemy and confidence in his people doesn't know what twitter is

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The Chad Supreme Leader


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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