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Unlimited vs Alternative Takeru

Chad Takeru Virginakeru ALTERNATIVE Unlimited Clueless about even the simplest things Knows Must be carried by his squad Carries everyone else what's up Obliterates BETAs Is a beta male Gets protected by da booty Protects da booty Doesn't even lift Doesn't skip leg day Tries to fool others that he's a special agent with a missiorn Is actually a special agent with a mission
Chad Takeru Virginakeru ALTERNATIVE Unlimited Clueless about even the simplest things Knows Must be carried by his squad Carries everyone else what's up Obliterates BETAs Is a beta male Gets protected by da booty Protects da booty Doesn't even lift Doesn't skip leg day Tries to fool others that he's a special agent with a missiorn Is actually a special agent with a mission

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Pat requested the Chad Gamercube, so here it is! Featuring @WoolieWoolz by JenovasPuppet

The virgin mouse+controller THE CHAD GAMERCUBE UI flickers back and forth due to the ungodly combination Game runs at silky smooth 29 FPS Maximum comfort Knows that no price is too great for extreme gameage Develops muscle craps from unnatural positioning -Spends his money on frivilous Rediculous aethetics give him power things like "food" and "shelter" Gets made fun of for looking silly No space for gamer fuel Plenty of room for a can of sugar-free Redbull Excessive cables get twisted up Patented NerdtechT technology hides all cables
The virgin mouse+controller THE CHAD GAMERCUBE UI flickers back and forth due to the ungodly combination Game runs at silky smooth 29 FPS Maximum comfort Knows that no price is too great for extreme gameage Develops muscle craps from unnatural positioning -Spends his money on frivilous Rediculous aethetics give him power things like "food" and "shelter" Gets made fun of for looking silly No space for gamer fuel Plenty of room for a can of sugar-free Redbull Excessive cables get twisted up Patented NerdtechT technology hides all cables

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Virgin Sonic Movie vs Chad Detective Pikachu

SONIC THE VIRGHOG DETECTIVE PIKACHAD So fluffy i wanna pet it The movie pretty much implies that Sonic will be he only CGI character. Everything else is live action Stunning designs not just for Pikachu, but for a wide ammount of Pokémon and environments. Nightmare Fuel Uncanny CGI fur Did i say how fluffy and cute he is? Uglier than my uncle's left testicle. Carbon copy of "Hop" but with a well known mascot. Has some clichés. however, this is all in coherence with the game FA NG DEADPOOL From a game that has been irrelevant for a quarter of a decade. Most of its fans are 30 to 40 year old men-babies. Pokėmon has been relevant for literally all of the time it has existed. Has millions of fans from all ages, from all around the world Movie tries too hard to get that PG-13 rating Really wants to be a "sarcastic badass" but fails miserably It manages to stay quite Design that looks clean for a Detective movi nothing like the original character but Likeable personality that doesn't make you wanna slap in the face with a fish His only job is to cause trouble Pokemon designs are faithful to the original, and despite that, they look like something you'd find in the real world still looks like (g cartoon. Making it stick out from the environment. Nike shoes because Paramount needed money to license the Gangsters Paradise song Is a crime fighter
SONIC THE VIRGHOG DETECTIVE PIKACHAD So fluffy i wanna pet it The movie pretty much implies that Sonic will be he only CGI character. Everything else is live action Stunning designs not just for Pikachu, but for a wide ammount of Pokémon and environments. Nightmare Fuel Uncanny CGI fur Did i say how fluffy and cute he is? Uglier than my uncle's left testicle. Carbon copy of "Hop" but with a well known mascot. Has some clichés. however, this is all in coherence with the game FA NG DEADPOOL From a game that has been irrelevant for a quarter of a decade. Most of its fans are 30 to 40 year old men-babies. Pokėmon has been relevant for literally all of the time it has existed. Has millions of fans from all ages, from all around the world Movie tries too hard to get that PG-13 rating Really wants to be a "sarcastic badass" but fails miserably It manages to stay quite Design that looks clean for a Detective movi nothing like the original character but Likeable personality that doesn't make you wanna slap in the face with a fish His only job is to cause trouble Pokemon designs are faithful to the original, and despite that, they look like something you'd find in the real world still looks like (g cartoon. Making it stick out from the environment. Nike shoes because Paramount needed money to license the Gangsters Paradise song Is a crime fighter

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The Virgin Night King vs CHAD LICH KING

THE CHAD LICH KING The Virgin "Night" King F------ Frostmourne Made all People stil talk about hin today, 10 years afher his dearh Biggest enemy teenage bionde flying leards Has zero to none backstory, Most ieonic helnet ingaming Beastiful owing hair Sindragoia Viion Sindragosa s viserion doesn't even tall, isut eye thing or munde, Emotional and Trag las a cape No c0olor Has the msost intimidating voice is all o lantasy history Lives innide abuge fortress s old af Bachelor in allof The Eastern best bilrzard willain The best Blizzard Vlai eated by forest midgets ls the creation of a Alen Demon God spends 7 seasons trying o get through a wall Ranged the bottest mage i all of Anerodh Has barely done anything Had the most thorough falfilling and emetiol story are
THE CHAD LICH KING The Virgin "Night" King F------ Frostmourne Made all People stil talk about hin today, 10 years afher his dearh Biggest enemy teenage bionde flying leards Has zero to none backstory, Most ieonic helnet ingaming Beastiful owing hair Sindragoia Viion Sindragosa s viserion doesn't even tall, isut eye thing or munde, Emotional and Trag las a cape No c0olor Has the msost intimidating voice is all o lantasy history Lives innide abuge fortress s old af Bachelor in allof The Eastern best bilrzard willain The best Blizzard Vlai eated by forest midgets ls the creation of a Alen Demon God spends 7 seasons trying o get through a wall Ranged the bottest mage i all of Anerodh Has barely done anything Had the most thorough falfilling and emetiol story are

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The Vindictive Virgin vs the Covert Chad

"the vindictive virgin" THE COVERT CHAD sili cant tatk his way outdated mechanical augs knows when to talk his way out of a fight no facial hairnanomachines, son out of a fight even with CASIE because that he whines about spikey hair can create a dronehis boss and his boss's boss explosives expert, likes to make noise in order to challenge himself perfectly combed widow's peak with his mind people only call him when they want something are afraid of hinm embedded shades that he doesn't know how to turn off 0 his vision is augmented everyone calls him on his infolink all the time because they genuinely want to talk to him wears sanglasses at nignt because he chooses to spikey beard he thinks looks cool that he uses to hide weak chitn is his boss' bitch wears custom tailored clothing for "fashion" purposefuly untrained pistol skill put it into swimming loudly punches people while they aren't looking tries to act alpha y-yeah rip like a p---- what a shame" is genuinely concerned stares enemies in the eyes as he murders them not good at carrying heavy weaponry needs mechanical limbs orphan could silently eliminate doesn't care about fashion manderly if he wanted prefers to use silenced small arms because he's afraid of confrontations stops a nuke saving millions Sarif HQ are tired of him stealing their s--- has a chad brother at still misses his oneitis UNATCO loves him f----- both Maggie Chow and Anna Navarre before put all his points into speed brutally killing them presses buttons to kill thousands speedruns through levels because hacking slows him down hacks everything in order to make life easier runs out of breath really fast classic leather combat boots. focuses on utility crouches at all times in order to avoid detection, climbs through vents has Al waifu that he's too beta to claim has never crouched in his life merges with Al to make it his bitch thinks his loafers are fashionable created specifically to be a super agent glorified mall cop, forced into role as secret agent
"the vindictive virgin" THE COVERT CHAD sili cant tatk his way outdated mechanical augs knows when to talk his way out of a fight no facial hairnanomachines, son out of a fight even with CASIE because that he whines about spikey hair can create a dronehis boss and his boss's boss explosives expert, likes to make noise in order to challenge himself perfectly combed widow's peak with his mind people only call him when they want something are afraid of hinm embedded shades that he doesn't know how to turn off 0 his vision is augmented everyone calls him on his infolink all the time because they genuinely want to talk to him wears sanglasses at nignt because he chooses to spikey beard he thinks looks cool that he uses to hide weak chitn is his boss' bitch wears custom tailored clothing for "fashion" purposefuly untrained pistol skill put it into swimming loudly punches people while they aren't looking tries to act alpha y-yeah rip like a p---- what a shame" is genuinely concerned stares enemies in the eyes as he murders them not good at carrying heavy weaponry needs mechanical limbs orphan could silently eliminate doesn't care about fashion manderly if he wanted prefers to use silenced small arms because he's afraid of confrontations stops a nuke saving millions Sarif HQ are tired of him stealing their s--- has a chad brother at still misses his oneitis UNATCO loves him f----- both Maggie Chow and Anna Navarre before put all his points into speed brutally killing them presses buttons to kill thousands speedruns through levels because hacking slows him down hacks everything in order to make life easier runs out of breath really fast classic leather combat boots. focuses on utility crouches at all times in order to avoid detection, climbs through vents has Al waifu that he's too beta to claim has never crouched in his life merges with Al to make it his bitch thinks his loafers are fashionable created specifically to be a super agent glorified mall cop, forced into role as secret agent

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Virgin Joker vs. CHAD DALLAS

The Virgin phantom thieves VS the Chad payday gang Formal yet practical attire Only wears silly masks when thev feel like doing a crazy shooting Cheats on everyone Cool weapons to choose from, many different heists Impractical, dumb outfit Basically made a big LARP session with knives Fancy custom varn Nerdy teen, likely going through puberty Sexy accents, varied cast with their own flaws, motives and positives Plenty of memorable quotes Looks like a t--- Characters are just annoying anime tropes Team members have different roles rather than just different types of attacker Hacker sounds like she's dying of asthma Genuinely screwed over in life Chosen to represent an entire franchise and becomes an overused cheap character Goth Furry van Despite their differences they always come together in the end Sexy, bearded hacker. Even the gang don't know what he looks like
The Virgin phantom thieves VS the Chad payday gang Formal yet practical attire Only wears silly masks when thev feel like doing a crazy shooting Cheats on everyone Cool weapons to choose from, many different heists Impractical, dumb outfit Basically made a big LARP session with knives Fancy custom varn Nerdy teen, likely going through puberty Sexy accents, varied cast with their own flaws, motives and positives Plenty of memorable quotes Looks like a t--- Characters are just annoying anime tropes Team members have different roles rather than just different types of attacker Hacker sounds like she's dying of asthma Genuinely screwed over in life Chosen to represent an entire franchise and becomes an overused cheap character Goth Furry van Despite their differences they always come together in the end Sexy, bearded hacker. Even the gang don't know what he looks like

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The Cuckold Boomer vs. The Chad Gangster

Classic haircut that doesn't make him look older Generic old man's haircut FBI snitch Concentrated 80's aesthetics Always cries to psychotherapist like a p---- Tommy Vercetti - everybody Always looks straight to make his arch enemies feel uncomfortable REMEMBERS that name! Always looks down up, thinks it makes him cool like an action movie hero Owns s----- diner and golfclub for arrogant greedy assholes Had 15 years in prison, said nothing to police and proved his integrity Talks with 80's movies quotes, can't make up one s----- one-liner Back slouched, thinks it makes him look like an 80's movie star Lives in nostalgia, all dignity he had he left in 80's Tried to act like man but got f----- by local crook Hairy arms, chest and superhero chin - if anybody can be that masculine, there he is Always in control of situation and tells everybody to relax and sit dowrn Fat chump and alcoholic Hates himself Spreads his arms like a schoolboy after 30 minutes in gym In great shape Has boomer playlist to recall how it was back in the day Blackmails famous politicians Loves to wear generic and overpriced clothing to highlight his midlife crisis Banged hot daughter of dangerous latinoamerican drugdealer and made her a pornstar without any consequences Simple but cool street style, after all these years everybody can recognise this blue hawaiian shirt Cuckolded by his own wife, knows every person she is cheating with on him, acts like it is alright Walks stupid just to make himself look wider and heavier Puppet on government payroll, owns nothing, even real name Soundtrack is old but gold the greatest compilation in videogames, always was and will always be Doesn't miss 80's - HE IS THE 80's Can die because of heart attack if runs more than 10 seconds Michael Townley? Who the f--- he was or is Don't know how to walk, can only run faster than the cheetah (both car and animal) Was left alone in big city without a dime in a pocket and now owns more than half of city, respected businessman Nothing but a boomer stucked in 80's and can't live today without existential pain and nostalgia Fancy shoes, youngsters wear these today because of Tommy Can't swim but does this bother a gangster? Standard dad shoes, dresses like his grandpa
Classic haircut that doesn't make him look older Generic old man's haircut FBI snitch Concentrated 80's aesthetics Always cries to psychotherapist like a p---- Tommy Vercetti - everybody Always looks straight to make his arch enemies feel uncomfortable REMEMBERS that name! Always looks down up, thinks it makes him cool like an action movie hero Owns s----- diner and golfclub for arrogant greedy assholes Had 15 years in prison, said nothing to police and proved his integrity Talks with 80's movies quotes, can't make up one s----- one-liner Back slouched, thinks it makes him look like an 80's movie star Lives in nostalgia, all dignity he had he left in 80's Tried to act like man but got f----- by local crook Hairy arms, chest and superhero chin - if anybody can be that masculine, there he is Always in control of situation and tells everybody to relax and sit dowrn Fat chump and alcoholic Hates himself Spreads his arms like a schoolboy after 30 minutes in gym In great shape Has boomer playlist to recall how it was back in the day Blackmails famous politicians Loves to wear generic and overpriced clothing to highlight his midlife crisis Banged hot daughter of dangerous latinoamerican drugdealer and made her a pornstar without any consequences Simple but cool street style, after all these years everybody can recognise this blue hawaiian shirt Cuckolded by his own wife, knows every person she is cheating with on him, acts like it is alright Walks stupid just to make himself look wider and heavier Puppet on government payroll, owns nothing, even real name Soundtrack is old but gold the greatest compilation in videogames, always was and will always be Doesn't miss 80's - HE IS THE 80's Can die because of heart attack if runs more than 10 seconds Michael Townley? Who the f--- he was or is Don't know how to walk, can only run faster than the cheetah (both car and animal) Was left alone in big city without a dime in a pocket and now owns more than half of city, respected businessman Nothing but a boomer stucked in 80's and can't live today without existential pain and nostalgia Fancy shoes, youngsters wear these today because of Tommy Can't swim but does this bother a gangster? Standard dad shoes, dresses like his grandpa

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The Virginstuck Epilogues vs Chadscop update

The Chad "Petscop" taster update Answers several mysteries that the fandom was debating over The Uirgin "Homestuck" Epilogues 5 updates in one day to fandom acclaim Announced and preluded to then crashed and bombed Author doesn't even care about his work anymore Two endings 0 good ones Years of characterization thrown out for worthless hack plot twists "That's a dead kid" but its not soaked with 8 layers of pretention Terrible edgy writing Creator deeply cares for their fanbase and provides enough mysteries, questions and answers to keep fans happy Regarded as a bad joke by most of the community "you gotta read both several times to really understand them!" Actually addresses main character's lack of arms Unruly update schedule for constant surprises Boring "everything suck and everyone dies" trope
The Chad "Petscop" taster update Answers several mysteries that the fandom was debating over The Uirgin "Homestuck" Epilogues 5 updates in one day to fandom acclaim Announced and preluded to then crashed and bombed Author doesn't even care about his work anymore Two endings 0 good ones Years of characterization thrown out for worthless hack plot twists "That's a dead kid" but its not soaked with 8 layers of pretention Terrible edgy writing Creator deeply cares for their fanbase and provides enough mysteries, questions and answers to keep fans happy Regarded as a bad joke by most of the community "you gotta read both several times to really understand them!" Actually addresses main character's lack of arms Unruly update schedule for constant surprises Boring "everything suck and everyone dies" trope

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The Virgin Destiny vs. The Chad Borderlands

The Virgin Destiny The Chad Borderlands Player community always on edge, alternates between borderline suicidal to hopelessly in denial Timeless cartoon aesthetic means graphics never age Learns nothing from the disaster that was D1 during its first few years Vintage 2012 meme humor One of the most iconic villains in modern gaming Alwavs online Microtransactions actually affect gameplay "Need good loot? Here's some ShiFT codes, bro." Only reason Randy Pitchford is still allowed to make games Sequel an improvement over the first in literally every way "Bu-but muh raids" S----- villains no one remembers
The Virgin Destiny The Chad Borderlands Player community always on edge, alternates between borderline suicidal to hopelessly in denial Timeless cartoon aesthetic means graphics never age Learns nothing from the disaster that was D1 during its first few years Vintage 2012 meme humor One of the most iconic villains in modern gaming Alwavs online Microtransactions actually affect gameplay "Need good loot? Here's some ShiFT codes, bro." Only reason Randy Pitchford is still allowed to make games Sequel an improvement over the first in literally every way "Bu-but muh raids" S----- villains no one remembers

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The Virgin 420 vs. Der Führer Chad Geburtstag

The Chad's lelebration The Virgin 420 Bakes giant swastika cake of fiitler's Virthday Snorts Methamphetamine to experience what the Wehrmacht did back in WWII Consumes a small marijuana brownie, can't have a big one so it doesn't make him too high Based on a group of stoners who smoked at 4:20 PM weed was never legalized on 4/20 so the day is hardly significant to weed 2 las massiVe o----- with Encourages Nazi Virgins as they trv to summon an Hitler Plays Reggae and Rap, annoys the neighbors but not enough for them to do anything Stacies in order to produce more A---- Chads and Celebrated mostly by teenagers attempting to be edgy, pales in comparison to celebrating Columbine or Hitler's Birthday in terms of edginess Blasts German Marching Music and NSBM, causes a massive race war across the entire neighborhood Smokes a few joints Stacies
The Chad's lelebration The Virgin 420 Bakes giant swastika cake of fiitler's Virthday Snorts Methamphetamine to experience what the Wehrmacht did back in WWII Consumes a small marijuana brownie, can't have a big one so it doesn't make him too high Based on a group of stoners who smoked at 4:20 PM weed was never legalized on 4/20 so the day is hardly significant to weed 2 las massiVe o----- with Encourages Nazi Virgins as they trv to summon an Hitler Plays Reggae and Rap, annoys the neighbors but not enough for them to do anything Stacies in order to produce more A---- Chads and Celebrated mostly by teenagers attempting to be edgy, pales in comparison to celebrating Columbine or Hitler's Birthday in terms of edginess Blasts German Marching Music and NSBM, causes a massive race war across the entire neighborhood Smokes a few joints Stacies

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Slendervirgin vs. BLAIR CHAD

Just a nttle haunted house ride A nightmarish masterpeice of psycho logical terror People won t stop showing us it's face We never get to see it Just some generic boogeyman story Caused a stabbing, Massively innovative remembered as dispicible Blurred the line between reality and fictiorn Generic horror effects Acting is s--- Actors act genuinely terrified Found footage format makes 1t even more creepy The Chad Blair Witch The Virgin 2018 Slenderman
Just a nttle haunted house ride A nightmarish masterpeice of psycho logical terror People won t stop showing us it's face We never get to see it Just some generic boogeyman story Caused a stabbing, Massively innovative remembered as dispicible Blurred the line between reality and fictiorn Generic horror effects Acting is s--- Actors act genuinely terrified Found footage format makes 1t even more creepy The Chad Blair Witch The Virgin 2018 Slenderman

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The Virgin Peterson vs. The Chad Zizek

THE CHAD ZIZEK THE VIRGIN PETERSON stained wal-mart clothes talks like animal, a -much better muppet talks like kermit wears a fancy suit only eats 2 hot dogs at once doesn't read das kapital only eats meat because it's too lon nice haircut and trimmed beard showers every da hasn't showered in 2 weeks at any given fime psychologist, LARPs as a philosopher knows how to read "uh uh" sniff grabs nose probably cuts his own hair lame appeals to nature canadian -f rom some fantasy land in easfern europe lobsters studied sociolo AND philosophy gy
THE CHAD ZIZEK THE VIRGIN PETERSON stained wal-mart clothes talks like animal, a -much better muppet talks like kermit wears a fancy suit only eats 2 hot dogs at once doesn't read das kapital only eats meat because it's too lon nice haircut and trimmed beard showers every da hasn't showered in 2 weeks at any given fime psychologist, LARPs as a philosopher knows how to read "uh uh" sniff grabs nose probably cuts his own hair lame appeals to nature canadian -f rom some fantasy land in easfern europe lobsters studied sociolo AND philosophy gy

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HONK! HONK!

The virgin doomer THE CHAD HONKLER gazes into the abyss and laughs Anxious about the future Drinks every day smiles when reading the news Can't cope with clown world Lives in a society K! humorous nihilist absurdist No honks Pessimistic nihilist has learned to live in clown world Black pilled smells like popcorn and cotton candy smells like cigarettes and booze honking clown turns your frown upside dowrn t the hrink of madness On a slow downwards sniral
The virgin doomer THE CHAD HONKLER gazes into the abyss and laughs Anxious about the future Drinks every day smiles when reading the news Can't cope with clown world Lives in a society K! humorous nihilist absurdist No honks Pessimistic nihilist has learned to live in clown world Black pilled smells like popcorn and cotton candy smells like cigarettes and booze honking clown turns your frown upside dowrn t the hrink of madness On a slow downwards sniral

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Virgin Hoodie vs. CHAD TRENCHCOAT

The Virgin Hoodie The Chad Trenchcoat Accepted by society Wearing it makes everyone run away in terror Worn by teenagers from the 2000s and 2010s who are trying to be trendy Thanks to Gen-Z teens, it will probably become a professional business clothing style during the 21st century Worn by teenagers out to kill trendy kids Was a professional coat, but became a staple goth clothing item Not even warm, barely helps on cold days without another jacket to hide under Ejee Extremely warm and comfy. Even water- resistant in some cases Worn by true classic goths Worn by emos Fills anti-gun libcucks with unholy rage Doesn't even look good Makes only your head look like batman PC culture approved Looks badass 10/10 Also batman's a good guy. Good guys aren't cool lol Used by real baddass villains Some movie ones too.
The Virgin Hoodie The Chad Trenchcoat Accepted by society Wearing it makes everyone run away in terror Worn by teenagers from the 2000s and 2010s who are trying to be trendy Thanks to Gen-Z teens, it will probably become a professional business clothing style during the 21st century Worn by teenagers out to kill trendy kids Was a professional coat, but became a staple goth clothing item Not even warm, barely helps on cold days without another jacket to hide under Ejee Extremely warm and comfy. Even water- resistant in some cases Worn by true classic goths Worn by emos Fills anti-gun libcucks with unholy rage Doesn't even look good Makes only your head look like batman PC culture approved Looks badass 10/10 Also batman's a good guy. Good guys aren't cool lol Used by real baddass villains Some movie ones too.

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The Virgin Wageslave vs. The Chad NEET

Goldberg's favourite goyim can enjoy vidya anime movies and Goldberg literraly commits sudoku when he sees him "The Wagie Walk" THE NEET STRIDEbooks can't even afford rent spends quality time with fellow NEET frens never worked a day in wagie don't forget to pay the bills! Uu travelled around the world works out uses out the welfare system so he can ejoy no gf or if he has he spends no time with her literally a genious because of the nfinite time he has carefree life state steals half of his money still no medicare or free education he gets less pay to afford the lifestyle of the NEETS cares about politics even tho most political systems do not change anything in his s----- life always reminds wagies about dumb asf brain is rotten from flipping burgers no time to work out Steals electricity and wifi from wagie NEET the NEET way of life grows weed from the free electricity smokes anytime he wants or sells it to have even more monev has infinite time does not actually knows which year we are no need for b-but muh contribution to society! f---- wagies gf literally everyday eating out to enjoy free time and piss of wagecucks no time for travelling tried psychedelics and other drugs as well he had the time to doesn't do drugs too scared of drug tests no time to enjoy anything perfectly knows that: last time played vidya 2014. 10. 25 basically a wasted life 250% 238.7% 1973-2014 . Productivity: 72.2% Hourly compensation: 9.2% 1948-1973 Product vity: 96.7% Hourly compensation: never payed for anything online always downloads for free 91.3% iterally a non-player 200 character Productivity buys new TV with credit card he will have to work even more due to the interest rates mines bitcoin wagie pays the electricity anways 150 unironically belives that ' hard work- progress 109.0% 100 always listenning to loud music from 9PM to 4AM Hourly compensation constantly lies to himself about once getting rich and other b------- dies at the age of 67 2 years into retirement3 which he hated tbh a free person 50 dies whenever he wants 1960 1980 2000
Goldberg's favourite goyim can enjoy vidya anime movies and Goldberg literraly commits sudoku when he sees him "The Wagie Walk" THE NEET STRIDEbooks can't even afford rent spends quality time with fellow NEET frens never worked a day in wagie don't forget to pay the bills! Uu travelled around the world works out uses out the welfare system so he can ejoy no gf or if he has he spends no time with her literally a genious because of the nfinite time he has carefree life state steals half of his money still no medicare or free education he gets less pay to afford the lifestyle of the NEETS cares about politics even tho most political systems do not change anything in his s----- life always reminds wagies about dumb asf brain is rotten from flipping burgers no time to work out Steals electricity and wifi from wagie NEET the NEET way of life grows weed from the free electricity smokes anytime he wants or sells it to have even more monev has infinite time does not actually knows which year we are no need for b-but muh contribution to society! f---- wagies gf literally everyday eating out to enjoy free time and piss of wagecucks no time for travelling tried psychedelics and other drugs as well he had the time to doesn't do drugs too scared of drug tests no time to enjoy anything perfectly knows that: last time played vidya 2014. 10. 25 basically a wasted life 250% 238.7% 1973-2014 . Productivity: 72.2% Hourly compensation: 9.2% 1948-1973 Product vity: 96.7% Hourly compensation: never payed for anything online always downloads for free 91.3% iterally a non-player 200 character Productivity buys new TV with credit card he will have to work even more due to the interest rates mines bitcoin wagie pays the electricity anways 150 unironically belives that ' hard work- progress 109.0% 100 always listenning to loud music from 9PM to 4AM Hourly compensation constantly lies to himself about once getting rich and other b------- dies at the age of 67 2 years into retirement3 which he hated tbh a free person 50 dies whenever he wants 1960 1980 2000

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The Virgin CIA vs. THE MASKETTA BIG CHAD... 4U

BIG GUY The Chad The Virgin CIA Shoots quys and then throws the plane away Doesn't really shoot guys or throw them out of a plane Slumped over posture, skinnyfat belly clearly sticking out Really is a big guy FoR YOU! Spent all the money remaining after alimony in bribing masketta man; still gets betrayed Even mercenaries are loyal to and respect him Completely in charge Feels he is in charge here Name so unimportant it's only mentioned in the novelization Only gets to hang with Doctor Pavel until Bane needs him back Name is mentioned by every member of the cast Girls refuse CIA's "offer" in favor of his Actor is a hot head only famous for playing support characters who get killed off Played by one of the biggest actors in hollywood who embraced the meme
BIG GUY The Chad The Virgin CIA Shoots quys and then throws the plane away Doesn't really shoot guys or throw them out of a plane Slumped over posture, skinnyfat belly clearly sticking out Really is a big guy FoR YOU! Spent all the money remaining after alimony in bribing masketta man; still gets betrayed Even mercenaries are loyal to and respect him Completely in charge Feels he is in charge here Name so unimportant it's only mentioned in the novelization Only gets to hang with Doctor Pavel until Bane needs him back Name is mentioned by every member of the cast Girls refuse CIA's "offer" in favor of his Actor is a hot head only famous for playing support characters who get killed off Played by one of the biggest actors in hollywood who embraced the meme

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Virgin Skype vs. Chad Viber

Crashes and burns on Linux Runs like a dream on Linux Proudly developed in Israel^, owned in Japan Eurotrashorigin, bought by Yanks 5,000,000 active users S 260,000,000 active users C/C+ +/Python masterrace C# bloatware email activated like it's 1999. Ancient desktop garbage from the 2000s Designed for a mobile world in the 2010s QR code activated.
Crashes and burns on Linux Runs like a dream on Linux Proudly developed in Israel^, owned in Japan Eurotrashorigin, bought by Yanks 5,000,000 active users S 260,000,000 active users C/C+ +/Python masterrace C# bloatware email activated like it's 1999. Ancient desktop garbage from the 2000s Designed for a mobile world in the 2010s QR code activated.

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...and now for some Gorillaz (Virgin Murdoc v. Chad 2D)

The Chad 2d The Virgin Murdoc Is fighting drug addiction and wnning Doesn't talk about feelings or Literally the sweetest thing alive sues Can be realy rude Seems easy to talk to Is extremely loveable Abuses 2d for no reason Has a really cool look to him Relate A literal music generic look Funny even when it's not on purpose Thinks he's badass GOD
The Chad 2d The Virgin Murdoc Is fighting drug addiction and wnning Doesn't talk about feelings or Literally the sweetest thing alive sues Can be realy rude Seems easy to talk to Is extremely loveable Abuses 2d for no reason Has a really cool look to him Relate A literal music generic look Funny even when it's not on purpose Thinks he's badass GOD

Virgin vs. Chad
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The Virgin Endgame Leaker vs. The Chad Endgame Fan

The VIRGIN Endgame leaker The CHAD Endgame fan doesn't watch in IMAX because the glasse:s dont work togetheir with his own only got to see Endgame because his boss had connections to see it early can too be impatient, but not a cuck watches outright refuses to buy an Icee or any other drink so he wouldn't miss every second of this 3 hour movie receives intense amounts of anger from other fans leaks so everybody can stop talking about it in his Twitter feed Wears arn Age of Ultron T-shirt eats some junk food, makes him look fat will choose popcorn if he so desires, wont hinder his plans to go to the bathroom. bonus points if he eats out from one of the annually refill buckets ENDOAME leaves his comfort zone of the internet to avoid potental spoilers from the virgin impatient cuck equiped with his Endgame T-shirt, knows he loves wearing it arguably will be one of the most hated people in Q2 2019 s---- his pants first s---- his pants last entirely forced by said virgin to be extra careful browsing the internet. whatever it takes leaker originates from third world country gets an erection from Mantis giant bulge from black widow wears sandals because all leakers wears sandals grown up watching all 22 movies, enjoys what they could best achieve
The VIRGIN Endgame leaker The CHAD Endgame fan doesn't watch in IMAX because the glasse:s dont work togetheir with his own only got to see Endgame because his boss had connections to see it early can too be impatient, but not a cuck watches outright refuses to buy an Icee or any other drink so he wouldn't miss every second of this 3 hour movie receives intense amounts of anger from other fans leaks so everybody can stop talking about it in his Twitter feed Wears arn Age of Ultron T-shirt eats some junk food, makes him look fat will choose popcorn if he so desires, wont hinder his plans to go to the bathroom. bonus points if he eats out from one of the annually refill buckets ENDOAME leaves his comfort zone of the internet to avoid potental spoilers from the virgin impatient cuck equiped with his Endgame T-shirt, knows he loves wearing it arguably will be one of the most hated people in Q2 2019 s---- his pants first s---- his pants last entirely forced by said virgin to be extra careful browsing the internet. whatever it takes leaker originates from third world country gets an erection from Mantis giant bulge from black widow wears sandals because all leakers wears sandals grown up watching all 22 movies, enjoys what they could best achieve

Virgin vs. Chad
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Virgin Sombra vs. Chad Spy by Rampageriley98

The Virgin Mexican Hacker The Chad Saboteur Can weave in and out of stealth Uses a revolver like a boss Actually uses a knife for close range stealth kils Hacking is f------ useless Dresses like an angsty scene gil Wears obnoxious neon violet clothes that can be seen from a mile away Superior cloaking technology that lasts longer and recharges Would be f----- without an escape No melee weapon on a stealth champ. Are you f------ serious Useless stealth in a game that lacks strategy and coordination Doesnt need an escape, kills every last eneny Doesn't need hacking knowledge, carries a superior electro-sapper Can't take advantage of her stealth with a well placed backstab A true master of cunning utilizes disguises Everyone is paranoid of him during the entirety of his matches S----- and unimaginative toolkit Not a good champ for team fights Flattering business suit that can barely contain his muscle mass Is Mexican lol Knows SMGs are for p------ who resort to running and gunning Hip fires an SMG instead of utilizing true stealth techniques Probably the worst waifu in the gameSurprise BUTTSECKSI and that is really saying a lot Kills you before you even know he's there like a true stealth champ Wears dark colors and a ski mask to actually camouflage in his environment
The Virgin Mexican Hacker The Chad Saboteur Can weave in and out of stealth Uses a revolver like a boss Actually uses a knife for close range stealth kils Hacking is f------ useless Dresses like an angsty scene gil Wears obnoxious neon violet clothes that can be seen from a mile away Superior cloaking technology that lasts longer and recharges Would be f----- without an escape No melee weapon on a stealth champ. Are you f------ serious Useless stealth in a game that lacks strategy and coordination Doesnt need an escape, kills every last eneny Doesn't need hacking knowledge, carries a superior electro-sapper Can't take advantage of her stealth with a well placed backstab A true master of cunning utilizes disguises Everyone is paranoid of him during the entirety of his matches S----- and unimaginative toolkit Not a good champ for team fights Flattering business suit that can barely contain his muscle mass Is Mexican lol Knows SMGs are for p------ who resort to running and gunning Hip fires an SMG instead of utilizing true stealth techniques Probably the worst waifu in the gameSurprise BUTTSECKSI and that is really saying a lot Kills you before you even know he's there like a true stealth champ Wears dark colors and a ski mask to actually camouflage in his environment

Virgin vs. Chad
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