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"the vindictive virgin" THE COVERT CHAD sili cant tatk his way outdated mechanical augs knows when to talk his way out of a fight no facial hairnanomachines, son out of a fight even with CASIE because that he whines about spikey hair can create a dronehis boss and his boss's boss explosives expert, likes to make noise in order to challenge himself perfectly combed widow's peak with his mind people only call him when they want something are afraid of hinm embedded shades that he doesn't know how to turn off 0 his vision is augmented everyone calls him on his infolink all the time because they genuinely want to talk to him wears sanglasses at nignt because he chooses to spikey beard he thinks looks cool that he uses to hide weak chitn is his boss' bitch wears custom tailored clothing for "fashion" purposefuly untrained pistol skill put it into swimming loudly punches people while they aren't looking tries to act alpha y-yeah rip like a p---- what a shame" is genuinely concerned stares enemies in the eyes as he murders them not good at carrying heavy weaponry needs mechanical limbs orphan could silently eliminate doesn't care about fashion manderly if he wanted prefers to use silenced small arms because he's afraid of confrontations stops a nuke saving millions Sarif HQ are tired of him stealing their s--- has a chad brother at still misses his oneitis UNATCO loves him f----- both Maggie Chow and Anna Navarre before put all his points into speed brutally killing them presses buttons to kill thousands speedruns through levels because hacking slows him down hacks everything in order to make life easier runs out of breath really fast classic leather combat boots. focuses on utility crouches at all times in order to avoid detection, climbs through vents has Al waifu that he's too beta to claim has never crouched in his life merges with Al to make it his bitch thinks his loafers are fashionable created specifically to be a super agent glorified mall cop, forced into role as secret agent

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The Vindictive Virgin vs the Covert Chad


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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