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Classic haircut that doesn't make him look older Generic old man's haircut FBI snitch Concentrated 80's aesthetics Always cries to psychotherapist like a p---- Tommy Vercetti - everybody Always looks straight to make his arch enemies feel uncomfortable REMEMBERS that name! Always looks down up, thinks it makes him cool like an action movie hero Owns s----- diner and golfclub for arrogant greedy assholes Had 15 years in prison, said nothing to police and proved his integrity Talks with 80's movies quotes, can't make up one s----- one-liner Back slouched, thinks it makes him look like an 80's movie star Lives in nostalgia, all dignity he had he left in 80's Tried to act like man but got f----- by local crook Hairy arms, chest and superhero chin - if anybody can be that masculine, there he is Always in control of situation and tells everybody to relax and sit dowrn Fat chump and alcoholic Hates himself Spreads his arms like a schoolboy after 30 minutes in gym In great shape Has boomer playlist to recall how it was back in the day Blackmails famous politicians Loves to wear generic and overpriced clothing to highlight his midlife crisis Banged hot daughter of dangerous latinoamerican drugdealer and made her a pornstar without any consequences Simple but cool street style, after all these years everybody can recognise this blue hawaiian shirt Cuckolded by his own wife, knows every person she is cheating with on him, acts like it is alright Walks stupid just to make himself look wider and heavier Puppet on government payroll, owns nothing, even real name Soundtrack is old but gold the greatest compilation in videogames, always was and will always be Doesn't miss 80's - HE IS THE 80's Can die because of heart attack if runs more than 10 seconds Michael Townley? Who the f--- he was or is Don't know how to walk, can only run faster than the cheetah (both car and animal) Was left alone in big city without a dime in a pocket and now owns more than half of city, respected businessman Nothing but a boomer stucked in 80's and can't live today without existential pain and nostalgia Fancy shoes, youngsters wear these today because of Tommy Can't swim but does this bother a gangster? Standard dad shoes, dresses like his grandpa

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The Cuckold Boomer vs. The Chad Gangster


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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