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Classic haircut that doesn't make him look older Generic old man's haircut FBI snitch Concentrated 80's aesthetics Always cries to psychotherapist like a p---- Tommy Vercetti - everybody Always looks straight to make his arch enemies feel uncomfortable REMEMBERS that name! Always looks down up, thinks it makes him cool like an action movie hero Owns s----- diner and golfclub for arrogant greedy assholes Had 15 years in prison, said nothing to police and proved his integrity Talks with 80's movies quotes, can't make up one s----- one-liner Back slouched, thinks it makes him look like an 80's movie star Lives in nostalgia, all dignity he had he left in 80's Tried to act like man but got f----- by local crook Hairy arms, chest and superhero chin - if anybody can be that masculine, there he is Always in control of situation and tells everybody to relax and sit dowrn Fat chump and alcoholic Hates himself Spreads his arms like a schoolboy after 30 minutes in gym In great shape Has boomer playlist to recall how it was back in the day Blackmails famous politicians Loves to wear generic and overpriced clothing to highlight his midlife crisis Banged hot daughter of dangerous latinoamerican drugdealer and made her a pornstar without any consequences Simple but cool street style, after all these years everybody can recognise this blue hawaiian shirt Cuckolded by his own wife, knows every person she is cheating with on him, acts like it is alright Walks stupid just to make himself look wider and heavier Puppet on government payroll, owns nothing, even real name Soundtrack is old but gold the greatest compilation in videogames, always was and will always be Doesn't miss 80's - HE IS THE 80's Can die because of heart attack if runs more than 10 seconds Michael Townley? Who the f--- he was or is Don't know how to walk, can only run faster than the cheetah (both car and animal) Was left alone in big city without a dime in a pocket and now owns more than half of city, respected businessman Nothing but a boomer stucked in 80's and can't live today without existential pain and nostalgia Fancy shoes, youngsters wear these today because of Tommy Can't swim but does this bother a gangster? Standard dad shoes, dresses like his grandpa

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The Cuckold Boomer vs. The Chad Gangster


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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