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THE VIRGIN HARAMBE THE CHAD GRAPE-KUN Has fans all over the world Forgotten about after a year who've unironically immortalized him Is now in Heaven with beloved Waifu Only "fans" were stupid children who snickered at him. Cute flapping wings Insecure Gorilla Slouch Died at grand-old age of 20 with waifu by his side Confident Penguin Posture Wimpy flailing arms Shot in enclosure at age 3 for moronically grabbing child Adorable Penguin Shuffle
THE VIRGIN HARAMBE THE CHAD GRAPE-KUN Has fans all over the world Forgotten about after a year who've unironically immortalized him Is now in Heaven with beloved Waifu Only "fans" were stupid children who snickered at him. Cute flapping wings Insecure Gorilla Slouch Died at grand-old age of 20 with waifu by his side Confident Penguin Posture Wimpy flailing arms Shot in enclosure at age 3 for moronically grabbing child Adorable Penguin Shuffle

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The Virgin245 Character development? Did you mean...VIOLENCE? THE CHAD Catchy & memorable soundtrack and score Another dystopian cyberpunk movie 2 1/2 hours of nothing f------ happening Actually uses its celebrity VAs to great effect. Appealing to people of all ages and even non-pony fansS Visuals are a f------ mes:s Unmemorable soundtrack. Visually breathtaking Blorange movie poster Interesting character and set designs Has adorable ponies Bloated budget, box office flop Only remotely appealing if you're deep into THE LORIE Plot is strong and not illed with worthless and s----- "twists". Reasonable 99 minutes Lots of women dying in terrible ways for no reason Sells itself on having Ryan Gosling in it, proceeds to kill him Jokes are actually funny Made back its budget in its opening weekend Bringing 2D animation back to life in the movie world. Sells itself on having Harrison Ford in it, fails to actually use him
The Virgin245 Character development? Did you mean...VIOLENCE? THE CHAD Catchy & memorable soundtrack and score Another dystopian cyberpunk movie 2 1/2 hours of nothing f------ happening Actually uses its celebrity VAs to great effect. Appealing to people of all ages and even non-pony fansS Visuals are a f------ mes:s Unmemorable soundtrack. Visually breathtaking Blorange movie poster Interesting character and set designs Has adorable ponies Bloated budget, box office flop Only remotely appealing if you're deep into THE LORIE Plot is strong and not illed with worthless and s----- "twists". Reasonable 99 minutes Lots of women dying in terrible ways for no reason Sells itself on having Ryan Gosling in it, proceeds to kill him Jokes are actually funny Made back its budget in its opening weekend Bringing 2D animation back to life in the movie world. Sells itself on having Harrison Ford in it, fails to actually use him

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Virgin climb vs Chad Ascension

THE CHAD ASCENSION The virgin climb Eyes always fixated on destination Looks down at the steps, afraid he'll lose his footing Awkwardly stops when passing by other people waits for them to pass him Pushes people in his way down the steps Destroyed the handrail, promotes human evolution by eliminating those who need it from the gene pool to t handra safety Body already in pealk physical form, able to climb the entire staircase in a single leap Climbs one step at the time Has never heard of elevators in his life Chose the stairs over the elevator in a pathetic effort to delude himself into thinking he is making a healthy choice
THE CHAD ASCENSION The virgin climb Eyes always fixated on destination Looks down at the steps, afraid he'll lose his footing Awkwardly stops when passing by other people waits for them to pass him Pushes people in his way down the steps Destroyed the handrail, promotes human evolution by eliminating those who need it from the gene pool to t handra safety Body already in pealk physical form, able to climb the entire staircase in a single leap Climbs one step at the time Has never heard of elevators in his life Chose the stairs over the elevator in a pathetic effort to delude himself into thinking he is making a healthy choice

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Virgin Sans Vs. Chadgore Dreemurr

the virgin sans Chadgore Dreemurr cannot and will not "bone" Toriel Actually does stuff Has had a child with Toriel Lazy af Underrated Overrated Shipped with his wife Would have killed Frisk right away Fans ship him with his own brother Actually doesn't want anyone to die Would you like some tea?" Has 1 HP "MUH BAD TIME" Has 3500 HP Great at Barely does any work gardening Not THAT hard of a boss once you get the pattern down Genuinely hard boss fight Room full of flowers Room full of trash Dirty stinky clothe:s Regal clothing
the virgin sans Chadgore Dreemurr cannot and will not "bone" Toriel Actually does stuff Has had a child with Toriel Lazy af Underrated Overrated Shipped with his wife Would have killed Frisk right away Fans ship him with his own brother Actually doesn't want anyone to die Would you like some tea?" Has 1 HP "MUH BAD TIME" Has 3500 HP Great at Barely does any work gardening Not THAT hard of a boss once you get the pattern down Genuinely hard boss fight Room full of flowers Room full of trash Dirty stinky clothe:s Regal clothing

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Everyone starts out as a virgin but some of them with time evolve to be Chad

THE PREDICTABLE VIRGIN THE CHAD RNG Whines on the internet about dice rolls and "skill-based challenge" Knows that RNG can bee overcome with skill and can add to the lifespan of a game Doesn't even know what a save file is Restarts his game whenever one of his favorite units dies or if things don't go his way Uses a guide to beat the game once, never plays it again Deliberately comes up with self-imposed challenges because the RNG isn't difficult enough RA P Ass destroved at the thought of not getting the best rolls possible, thinks RNG has no place in any game Genitals swollen at the Understands the long history of video games and their relation to traditional tabletop games, how dice rolls initially influenced RPGs and strategy games to enhance gameplay thought of getting a "bad" streak of luck Fatalistic attitude guarantees he will never be capable of winning on his own Always standing ready to take any starting conditions or curveballs to prove his mastery of the game system
THE PREDICTABLE VIRGIN THE CHAD RNG Whines on the internet about dice rolls and "skill-based challenge" Knows that RNG can bee overcome with skill and can add to the lifespan of a game Doesn't even know what a save file is Restarts his game whenever one of his favorite units dies or if things don't go his way Uses a guide to beat the game once, never plays it again Deliberately comes up with self-imposed challenges because the RNG isn't difficult enough RA P Ass destroved at the thought of not getting the best rolls possible, thinks RNG has no place in any game Genitals swollen at the Understands the long history of video games and their relation to traditional tabletop games, how dice rolls initially influenced RPGs and strategy games to enhance gameplay thought of getting a "bad" streak of luck Fatalistic attitude guarantees he will never be capable of winning on his own Always standing ready to take any starting conditions or curveballs to prove his mastery of the game system

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The Chad Ghost


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Virgin Furry vs Chad Scalie

The Virgin Furry The Chad Scalie Character was created in an idle daydream, is hailed as one of the defining cultural icons of the century Only ses dark shades of similar hu attracts attention from miles around anyway Thinks his character looks "original", but ends up ooking generic Body physically cannot cringe Bright colors on character because its the only way people will pay attention to him (Still makes fun of "cringy" oCs) Embarassed about the entirety of the fandom, still participates in it Enjoys furry drama because its the only form of human contact he can have has never seen an argument in his life Unathletic couch potato body visible through lumpy fursuit Tells every stranger he meets that he is a scalie, is adored1b everyone instantly Denies being a furry, says his characters are "anthro" Extremely expensive fursuit, saved up months to commission it, still looks hideous Fursuit cost pocket change, looks aesthetic and realistic Attends furcons in order to make furry friends outside of the Interne Doesn't need to attend furcons to make real life friends Aesthetic body shown through costume Does not own a computer doesnt talk with people at the con because of social awkwardness
The Virgin Furry The Chad Scalie Character was created in an idle daydream, is hailed as one of the defining cultural icons of the century Only ses dark shades of similar hu attracts attention from miles around anyway Thinks his character looks "original", but ends up ooking generic Body physically cannot cringe Bright colors on character because its the only way people will pay attention to him (Still makes fun of "cringy" oCs) Embarassed about the entirety of the fandom, still participates in it Enjoys furry drama because its the only form of human contact he can have has never seen an argument in his life Unathletic couch potato body visible through lumpy fursuit Tells every stranger he meets that he is a scalie, is adored1b everyone instantly Denies being a furry, says his characters are "anthro" Extremely expensive fursuit, saved up months to commission it, still looks hideous Fursuit cost pocket change, looks aesthetic and realistic Attends furcons in order to make furry friends outside of the Interne Doesn't need to attend furcons to make real life friends Aesthetic body shown through costume Does not own a computer doesnt talk with people at the con because of social awkwardness

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High Ground


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The Chad Masterpiece

The virgin masterpiece "The chad Masterpiece" Perfect headsculpt proportions, both the faceplace and the helmet are in perfect geometrical harmony and the shape of his vibrant blue eyes simultaneously displays both strenght and fairness Tall and imposing presence, destined to become a centerpiece independently of where he's displayed in a collection Obnoxiously large mouthpiece, visually disruptive in comparison to the rest of the headsculpt Excessively wide shoulders, making him look unpleasingly larger instead of taller, perhaps even almost unhealthy in composure Flawless proportions, none of the limbs feel short or flimsy in comparison to the visual weight of the torso and instead look perfactly anthropamorphic in his overall stature Awkwardly thin and flimsy arms Tall smokestacks to compensate for manletness Stacks are just as tall as they need to be Almost entirely made out of bogstandard plastic, resulting in looking like a cheap toy instead of an actual collectible oriented for adult enthusiasts Individually articulated fingers, can thumbs up his fellow Autobots and flip his Decepticon foes with the uttermost ease Shamefully short in stature, resulting in a pathetic manlet look that even the most diehard apologists are not capable of defending, to the point where third party companies even have to produce entire new legs just so he doesnt look tiny and irelevant amidst all the other superior Masterpieces Always retains a strong stoic look independently of whatever pose the collector places him in Visible balljoints, further contributing to feeling like a regular toy rathern than a serious mechanical replica of an Autobot leader Body is almost entirely made out of pure die cast metal like an actual robot would be, resulting in a figure that feels heavy and realistic when merely being played around with, and yet simultaneously so well engineered to the point where the weight doesn't hurt its fantastic poseability one single bit Both arms and legs have mechanical articulations that further contribute to the notion of having an actual robotic figure rather than a mere toy, cementing the status of this figure as the ultimate representation of the iconic Autobot leader Legs are awkwardy spaced between each other providing an excessive amount of clearance to his crotch, almost as if he is self conscious about having them close togethe Flat boots, overall fitting for a fiat and uninteresting figure that is bound to depreciate as newer, more advanced versions of his character on the same scale and plastic quality eventually get released a few years down the road Prestigiously ranked by the ToyFare magazine as #1 in their quest for "Best Toy Ever", already appreciating in value despite not even being on the same scale as modern Masterpiece figures, cementing it as an historically remarkable collectors piece that will forever live on as both the very first Masterpiece and, as of now, still the undisputed best Optimus Prime overall
The virgin masterpiece "The chad Masterpiece" Perfect headsculpt proportions, both the faceplace and the helmet are in perfect geometrical harmony and the shape of his vibrant blue eyes simultaneously displays both strenght and fairness Tall and imposing presence, destined to become a centerpiece independently of where he's displayed in a collection Obnoxiously large mouthpiece, visually disruptive in comparison to the rest of the headsculpt Excessively wide shoulders, making him look unpleasingly larger instead of taller, perhaps even almost unhealthy in composure Flawless proportions, none of the limbs feel short or flimsy in comparison to the visual weight of the torso and instead look perfactly anthropamorphic in his overall stature Awkwardly thin and flimsy arms Tall smokestacks to compensate for manletness Stacks are just as tall as they need to be Almost entirely made out of bogstandard plastic, resulting in looking like a cheap toy instead of an actual collectible oriented for adult enthusiasts Individually articulated fingers, can thumbs up his fellow Autobots and flip his Decepticon foes with the uttermost ease Shamefully short in stature, resulting in a pathetic manlet look that even the most diehard apologists are not capable of defending, to the point where third party companies even have to produce entire new legs just so he doesnt look tiny and irelevant amidst all the other superior Masterpieces Always retains a strong stoic look independently of whatever pose the collector places him in Visible balljoints, further contributing to feeling like a regular toy rathern than a serious mechanical replica of an Autobot leader Body is almost entirely made out of pure die cast metal like an actual robot would be, resulting in a figure that feels heavy and realistic when merely being played around with, and yet simultaneously so well engineered to the point where the weight doesn't hurt its fantastic poseability one single bit Both arms and legs have mechanical articulations that further contribute to the notion of having an actual robotic figure rather than a mere toy, cementing the status of this figure as the ultimate representation of the iconic Autobot leader Legs are awkwardy spaced between each other providing an excessive amount of clearance to his crotch, almost as if he is self conscious about having them close togethe Flat boots, overall fitting for a fiat and uninteresting figure that is bound to depreciate as newer, more advanced versions of his character on the same scale and plastic quality eventually get released a few years down the road Prestigiously ranked by the ToyFare magazine as #1 in their quest for "Best Toy Ever", already appreciating in value despite not even being on the same scale as modern Masterpiece figures, cementing it as an historically remarkable collectors piece that will forever live on as both the very first Masterpiece and, as of now, still the undisputed best Optimus Prime overall

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The Virgin Walk (2017)

Side note: Has anyone ever done edits of the wizard in these memes before? The Wizardpuff Girls Virgin Titans Go! Chadtales Donald Duck is a main character this time Generic chibi art-style Horrible animation errons that can be seen everywhere That panda f--- gives me nightmares Keeps the original godlike themesong Feels like it only exists to sell toys Shown all the damn time Writers can't seem to take criticism well Made Blossom and Bubbles twerk The City of Townsville" is pretty much gone Insults original series on far too many occasions Introduces new tumblr-bait character and forgets them immediately "Haters gonna hate" was actually said at one point in the show Written by people who saw the original series One of the writers basically wants to f--- Blossom Characters are rather annoying Animation is very appealing Less we forget Has reduced other better shows on the network to f--- all screentime Made the lesser appreciated characters more interesting 'Litterally had an episode References original series in subtles ways where two characters just say "waffles" for a majority of it 10 Couldn't even get the original voice actors David Tennant as Scrooge McDuck Worked on by the Gravity Falls and Wander over Yonder crew Had a Boy vs Girls episode Craig McCracken deserves better Poor use of Weird Al Bringing more obscure elements into limelight Funny So desperate it neede to have a crossover with TTG S" was said "OMG YAAAAAAS at one point in the show Forced transexual message in one episode
Side note: Has anyone ever done edits of the wizard in these memes before? The Wizardpuff Girls Virgin Titans Go! Chadtales Donald Duck is a main character this time Generic chibi art-style Horrible animation errons that can be seen everywhere That panda f--- gives me nightmares Keeps the original godlike themesong Feels like it only exists to sell toys Shown all the damn time Writers can't seem to take criticism well Made Blossom and Bubbles twerk The City of Townsville" is pretty much gone Insults original series on far too many occasions Introduces new tumblr-bait character and forgets them immediately "Haters gonna hate" was actually said at one point in the show Written by people who saw the original series One of the writers basically wants to f--- Blossom Characters are rather annoying Animation is very appealing Less we forget Has reduced other better shows on the network to f--- all screentime Made the lesser appreciated characters more interesting 'Litterally had an episode References original series in subtles ways where two characters just say "waffles" for a majority of it 10 Couldn't even get the original voice actors David Tennant as Scrooge McDuck Worked on by the Gravity Falls and Wander over Yonder crew Had a Boy vs Girls episode Craig McCracken deserves better Poor use of Weird Al Bringing more obscure elements into limelight Funny So desperate it neede to have a crossover with TTG S" was said "OMG YAAAAAAS at one point in the show Forced transexual message in one episode

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Virgin Indie Pixelshit vs THE CHADHEAD VIRTUOSO

The Chadhead AKA: "The Chad Virtuoso" Virgin Indie Pixelshit Developer Has never coded in his entire life Cannot do anything, but pixel art because no art skills at allI "Game Desian" degree Literally named CHAD Top-tier production quality that make AAA devs hang their heads in shame No basic in arts, programming, writing, or music whatsoever Force politics into his game Have to beg and pay the game journalists for coverage Cannot handle negative or Shows true passion&heart for contrucTive crifICTS his game His game won "awards" from dubious sources which the only constestant is Quit his job to continue working on his masterpiece Extensive background in fine arts classical arts, classical music and Shakespearean expertise in writing im Incapable of controlling emotions His game is challenging and fair Handcrafts his games from Lousy apperance, cannot grrom himself for s--- scratch, never uses programs that generates asset Cancels sequel because a random anon comment His appereance is magnificent, a p---- magnet Dirty neckbeard Has a balanced diet and he goes to the gym Literally zero bugs from pre-alpha to release Tries to make his game "deep" confusing with no coherency as "art" to cover that fact that his game sucks Leaves the industry to make s----- music No politics or agenda, he only does it for the sake of art Game journalists fear and revere him, have to beg him for review copies and previews
The Chadhead AKA: "The Chad Virtuoso" Virgin Indie Pixelshit Developer Has never coded in his entire life Cannot do anything, but pixel art because no art skills at allI "Game Desian" degree Literally named CHAD Top-tier production quality that make AAA devs hang their heads in shame No basic in arts, programming, writing, or music whatsoever Force politics into his game Have to beg and pay the game journalists for coverage Cannot handle negative or Shows true passion&heart for contrucTive crifICTS his game His game won "awards" from dubious sources which the only constestant is Quit his job to continue working on his masterpiece Extensive background in fine arts classical arts, classical music and Shakespearean expertise in writing im Incapable of controlling emotions His game is challenging and fair Handcrafts his games from Lousy apperance, cannot grrom himself for s--- scratch, never uses programs that generates asset Cancels sequel because a random anon comment His appereance is magnificent, a p---- magnet Dirty neckbeard Has a balanced diet and he goes to the gym Literally zero bugs from pre-alpha to release Tries to make his game "deep" confusing with no coherency as "art" to cover that fact that his game sucks Leaves the industry to make s----- music No politics or agenda, he only does it for the sake of art Game journalists fear and revere him, have to beg him for review copies and previews

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The Virgin Argumentation Vs. The Chad-Hominem

"The Virgin Argumentation" The Chad-Hominem Actually, the numbers say Another fallacy? Correlation is not causation! That's a false premise, as you can see... lol gay Nice non sequitur
"The Virgin Argumentation" The Chad-Hominem Actually, the numbers say Another fallacy? Correlation is not causation! That's a false premise, as you can see... lol gay Nice non sequitur

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The Chadcestor

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Canadian Cartoons

The Virgin Whip Fetishist The Chic Horrible spiky hair Simple shaved head Tries too hard to act El Strong unibrow game Says random things but he's a lovable dork I and rad but fails His show has only one sound effect and it's awful miserably Shows no respect to his parents and sisters and when he does it's only for his own purposes Shows so much respect for his parents and his sister to the point that he fears them His show has thousands of sound effects Generic and soulless artstyle original and distinctive artstyle His room is full of trash and doesn't care that his dad has to clean it all the time Wants to hook up with a blonde girl but gets rejected and humiliated everytime He cares about the trash in his room So handsome that he gets constantly sexually assaulted by a blonde girl Needs his sisters technology to gain superpowers His show started to suck after one season and continued keeping the same quality for 9 years Already has the powers of a god. Accidentally breaks time and space Managed to maintain a good quality for 10 years and end it all with a movie His show takes a dumb Has only friend and is a talking dog who's smarter than him Has two friends who are smarter than him but occasionally outsmart them concept and makes it good Dexter's Lab ripoff
The Virgin Whip Fetishist The Chic Horrible spiky hair Simple shaved head Tries too hard to act El Strong unibrow game Says random things but he's a lovable dork I and rad but fails His show has only one sound effect and it's awful miserably Shows no respect to his parents and sisters and when he does it's only for his own purposes Shows so much respect for his parents and his sister to the point that he fears them His show has thousands of sound effects Generic and soulless artstyle original and distinctive artstyle His room is full of trash and doesn't care that his dad has to clean it all the time Wants to hook up with a blonde girl but gets rejected and humiliated everytime He cares about the trash in his room So handsome that he gets constantly sexually assaulted by a blonde girl Needs his sisters technology to gain superpowers His show started to suck after one season and continued keeping the same quality for 9 years Already has the powers of a god. Accidentally breaks time and space Managed to maintain a good quality for 10 years and end it all with a movie His show takes a dumb Has only friend and is a talking dog who's smarter than him Has two friends who are smarter than him but occasionally outsmart them concept and makes it good Dexter's Lab ripoff

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"The Virgin Bot" "The Chadrewd" Sleek, modem helmet that covers entire face Imposing figure SUBARASHIl Manlet Can fire multiple beams muliple times Wears an ancient pot on his head Body covered in FLOOF; adorable and sexy I-lrredee emable" useless cape Strange red markings Papa's Rod Spring loaded arms that fail to hit anything Can only fire cannon once before passing out for 2 hours Half FLOOF, haf technology frieza tail that allows for extremely agile movement; IMFASTASFUCKBOl Small, synthetic shota c--- Swanky, styish boots to go with sick threads S----- iron feet that clunk everywhere he goes: moves too slow MANDATORY SFX Rumble of scientific triumph

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Excuse me sir you dropped your wallet 463, ouctH Oh no he can't hear me because he's listening to his music
Excuse me sir you dropped your wallet 463, ouctH Oh no he can't hear me because he's listening to his music

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Virgin Decidueye vs. Chad Scizor

The Virgin Decidueye Main THE CHAD SCIZOR Doesn't wear clothes because he has a METAL EXOSKELETON Excellent synergy with practiced trainers who know how to punish spammers and fight back with safe on block moves Wears hood to hide his shame Racked by quilt of knowindq that people only ever win by mashing a button JACK-7 DEBUGGER Only ever uses Yveltal+Latias as supports just like everyone else online OU Only ever uses [a, a, a, a] in rank battles and gets jabbed out of command throw Setups into True Air-Juggle Combos that take practice and good execution to master Excellent svnergy with many support characters like Snivy, Cubone, Jirachi and Umbreon Uses a bow, which requires obnoxious amounts of skill and precision Throws HOMING SWORDS Can fly whenever he wants because of hella fast wings Actually has to walk where he goes Actually mained by competitive Pokken plavers due to being in the arcade versiorn Not even in arcade version Scrub Hwoarang Moves only good for spamming
The Virgin Decidueye Main THE CHAD SCIZOR Doesn't wear clothes because he has a METAL EXOSKELETON Excellent synergy with practiced trainers who know how to punish spammers and fight back with safe on block moves Wears hood to hide his shame Racked by quilt of knowindq that people only ever win by mashing a button JACK-7 DEBUGGER Only ever uses Yveltal+Latias as supports just like everyone else online OU Only ever uses [a, a, a, a] in rank battles and gets jabbed out of command throw Setups into True Air-Juggle Combos that take practice and good execution to master Excellent svnergy with many support characters like Snivy, Cubone, Jirachi and Umbreon Uses a bow, which requires obnoxious amounts of skill and precision Throws HOMING SWORDS Can fly whenever he wants because of hella fast wings Actually has to walk where he goes Actually mained by competitive Pokken plavers due to being in the arcade versiorn Not even in arcade version Scrub Hwoarang Moves only good for spamming

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Eva VS. Chad

The Virgindere Dev The Chadhead has never coded in his entire life can't make characters buys them off unity store instead incapable of controlling emotions tard rages after falling to chads masterpiece, cuphead programming skills haven't improved at all . specialises in art has to seek valdiation from forum posters shows true passion for his game, quit his job to continue working on it literally named chad incapable of making own art, resorts to stealing spends more time streaming than developing his game his game is challenging and appeals to a wide audience already knows he's perfect, doesn't need validation from the internet his audience consists of virgins and horny teenagers specialises in tricking his fans into thinking he's making in progress knew he couldn't make a game alone had a team work on the game
The Virgindere Dev The Chadhead has never coded in his entire life can't make characters buys them off unity store instead incapable of controlling emotions tard rages after falling to chads masterpiece, cuphead programming skills haven't improved at all . specialises in art has to seek valdiation from forum posters shows true passion for his game, quit his job to continue working on it literally named chad incapable of making own art, resorts to stealing spends more time streaming than developing his game his game is challenging and appeals to a wide audience already knows he's perfect, doesn't need validation from the internet his audience consists of virgins and horny teenagers specialises in tricking his fans into thinking he's making in progress knew he couldn't make a game alone had a team work on the game

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Alt-Virgin vs. 4chad

"Nazi haircut" that is meant to be reminiscent of his idols; now looks archaic, doesn't fit the shape of his head, is badly done because even his barber thinks he's a f-- Immense brain casually comes highly-influential memes; normalfags know his messages yet not his face WI Same glasses style he wore when he was 15 years old, long before going into his "nazi phase Understanding of sociology anthropology, theology and politics botlh domestic and national baffles and frightens Eyes tempered by late nights spent researching stuff he cares about Tries to look tough and determined; merely appears constipated and frustrated, unaware of the inherent insecurity across his features Ridiculous "uniform" of white polo and mucus-colored khakis; doesn't realize the strength of national socialism is relating to the common man Style is whatever he wants: has no interest in ng as a nazi Broad shoulders from carrying burden of knowledge; doesn't show off the Ironically, has terrible face genetics due to 98% German ancestry Posture is not confident, knees bent inward to support overweight frame, shoulders slouched, neck slumped Hands fit enough to strangle a buck from decades of Despite harping on about the strength of the white race he is pudgy and out-of-shape, not aesthetically pleasing at all Has inadvertently stolen the fate of the world from global elites by merit of simply being funnier than them Looks like he could be knocked out rd use by a n----- in one hit; his "friends" would not defend him Knowledge of soy, corn syrup and other byproducts allows him to steer clear of the food Jew; the result is a fit figure Soft hands from a life spent playing Tiny penis has been inadvertently self conditioned to only rise at the sight of Japanese p--- models; has not touched a white woman ever Gets along with minorities but will not hesitate to destroy one who tries to culturally enrich him video games and eating junk food Marches dutifully to the words of Richard Spencer, Mike Cernovich, Sargon of Akkad and other controlled opposition; understands none of it Pisses on the hollow message government agents trying to co-op his proclivities Enormous balls of steel allow him to discuss the dangers of the government and Jewish elite without fear s quiver at the sight of bikers and neo-nazis, but is too much of a p---- to tell them to Said piss is never made from tap water in order to avoid fluoride and estrogens Entirely unaware that he is this generation's Proiect Chan little more than useful idiots Has tread the thoughts of everyone, from Marcus Aurelius to Karl Marx, to come to his conclusions about the world today ave Women pursue him yet he is educated on the slyness of women and the scam of marriage efers the company of his own thoughts ill compromise or drop ideals the moment he thinks he can get Independent of trends or "leaders"; will continue to be true to himself regardless of what others do Wears dress shoes to an outdoor rally; style is archaic, does not go with his "uniform Prefers Asuka to Rei The Alt-Virgin
"Nazi haircut" that is meant to be reminiscent of his idols; now looks archaic, doesn't fit the shape of his head, is badly done because even his barber thinks he's a f-- Immense brain casually comes highly-influential memes; normalfags know his messages yet not his face WI Same glasses style he wore when he was 15 years old, long before going into his "nazi phase Understanding of sociology anthropology, theology and politics botlh domestic and national baffles and frightens Eyes tempered by late nights spent researching stuff he cares about Tries to look tough and determined; merely appears constipated and frustrated, unaware of the inherent insecurity across his features Ridiculous "uniform" of white polo and mucus-colored khakis; doesn't realize the strength of national socialism is relating to the common man Style is whatever he wants: has no interest in ng as a nazi Broad shoulders from carrying burden of knowledge; doesn't show off the Ironically, has terrible face genetics due to 98% German ancestry Posture is not confident, knees bent inward to support overweight frame, shoulders slouched, neck slumped Hands fit enough to strangle a buck from decades of Despite harping on about the strength of the white race he is pudgy and out-of-shape, not aesthetically pleasing at all Has inadvertently stolen the fate of the world from global elites by merit of simply being funnier than them Looks like he could be knocked out rd use by a n----- in one hit; his "friends" would not defend him Knowledge of soy, corn syrup and other byproducts allows him to steer clear of the food Jew; the result is a fit figure Soft hands from a life spent playing Tiny penis has been inadvertently self conditioned to only rise at the sight of Japanese p--- models; has not touched a white woman ever Gets along with minorities but will not hesitate to destroy one who tries to culturally enrich him video games and eating junk food Marches dutifully to the words of Richard Spencer, Mike Cernovich, Sargon of Akkad and other controlled opposition; understands none of it Pisses on the hollow message government agents trying to co-op his proclivities Enormous balls of steel allow him to discuss the dangers of the government and Jewish elite without fear s quiver at the sight of bikers and neo-nazis, but is too much of a p---- to tell them to Said piss is never made from tap water in order to avoid fluoride and estrogens Entirely unaware that he is this generation's Proiect Chan little more than useful idiots Has tread the thoughts of everyone, from Marcus Aurelius to Karl Marx, to come to his conclusions about the world today ave Women pursue him yet he is educated on the slyness of women and the scam of marriage efers the company of his own thoughts ill compromise or drop ideals the moment he thinks he can get Independent of trends or "leaders"; will continue to be true to himself regardless of what others do Wears dress shoes to an outdoor rally; style is archaic, does not go with his "uniform Prefers Asuka to Rei The Alt-Virgin

Virgin vs. Chad
alt-right richard spencer chad thundercock 4chan /pol/ hitler did nothing wrong

Yooka-Laylee vs. A Hat in Time

Viirka-Laygiin A Chad in Time No customizable graphics settings Cute as a button Ugly as a sin characters The graphics can be lowered to play on potatoes Cheap Unity game Annoying "voice acting" (just people making noises on a microphone) Unreal Engine master race Crappy Banjoo-Kazooie ripoff Full voice acting Removed Jontron to please crybabies Presh and origina Unnecesary Shovel Knight cameo Has Jonl ron and doesn't care if people don't buy the game because of it Bland level design Solid level design Strong independent game that needs no cameos
Viirka-Laygiin A Chad in Time No customizable graphics settings Cute as a button Ugly as a sin characters The graphics can be lowered to play on potatoes Cheap Unity game Annoying "voice acting" (just people making noises on a microphone) Unreal Engine master race Crappy Banjoo-Kazooie ripoff Full voice acting Removed Jontron to please crybabies Presh and origina Unnecesary Shovel Knight cameo Has Jonl ron and doesn't care if people don't buy the game because of it Bland level design Solid level design Strong independent game that needs no cameos

Virgin vs. Chad
jontron virgin virgin walk playtonic a hat in time hat in time yooka-laylee yooka laylee gears for breakfast chad shovel knight hat kid