Virgin vs. Chad - High Ground

Virgin Skywalker:
>Easily seduced by both the dark side and women
>Can’t even become a Jedi despite being considered powerful
>Can’t kill Jedi in training without the use of an army
>Loses a limb on almost every adventure
>Tries to sound cool and romantic, only ever comes across as cringy
>Dark, edgy clothing despite fighting for the good guys
>Couldn’t grow an inch of facial hair even if he tried

Obi-Chad Kenobi:
>Women from across multiple planets throw themselves at him, but he’s the one to turn them away
>Never even considered going to the dark side
>Became a Jedi almost immediately after losing his mentor
>Cut threw an entire army battalion trained to kill Jedi
>Has never lost any limbs and survived a direct hit from a tank
>One of the coolest and most well respected Jedi with almost no effort
>Light, soft colored clothes let everyone know he’s a good person
>Well-trimmed beard and mustache no matter the situation

Here's more:
Virgin Skywalker:
-Kills a group of children,moments later after he almost refused to kill a sith,because he thought it wasn't the jedi way.
-Weak when he fights alone.
-Wants to train his son after he cuts his hand.

Obi-Chad Kenobi:
-Fights against far stronger opponents than him and he's not afraid of killing them.
-Invincible when he's in a higher place than his opponent.
-Can train you even after he died.