The virgin masterpiece "The chad Masterpiece" Perfect headsculpt proportions, both the faceplace and the helmet are in perfect geometrical harmony and the shape of his vibrant blue eyes simultaneously displays both strenght and fairness Tall and imposing presence, destined to become a centerpiece independently of where he's displayed in a collection Obnoxiously large mouthpiece, visually disruptive in comparison to the rest of the headsculpt Excessively wide shoulders, making him look unpleasingly larger instead of taller, perhaps even almost unhealthy in composure Flawless proportions, none of the limbs feel short or flimsy in comparison to the visual weight of the torso and instead look perfactly anthropamorphic in his overall stature Awkwardly thin and flimsy arms Tall smokestacks to compensate for manletness Stacks are just as tall as they need to be Almost entirely made out of bogstandard plastic, resulting in looking like a cheap toy instead of an actual collectible oriented for adult enthusiasts Individually articulated fingers, can thumbs up his fellow Autobots and flip his Decepticon foes with the uttermost ease Shamefully short in stature, resulting in a pathetic manlet look that even the most diehard apologists are not capable of defending, to the point where third party companies even have to produce entire new legs just so he doesnt look tiny and irelevant amidst all the other superior Masterpieces Always retains a strong stoic look independently of whatever pose the collector places him in Visible balljoints, further contributing to feeling like a regular toy rathern than a serious mechanical replica of an Autobot leader Body is almost entirely made out of pure die cast metal like an actual robot would be, resulting in a figure that feels heavy and realistic when merely being played around with, and yet simultaneously so well engineered to the point where the weight doesn't hurt its fantastic poseability one single bit Both arms and legs have mechanical articulations that further contribute to the notion of having an actual robotic figure rather than a mere toy, cementing the status of this figure as the ultimate representation of the iconic Autobot leader Legs are awkwardy spaced between each other providing an excessive amount of clearance to his crotch, almost as if he is self conscious about having them close togethe Flat boots, overall fitting for a fiat and uninteresting figure that is bound to depreciate as newer, more advanced versions of his character on the same scale and plastic quality eventually get released a few years down the road Prestigiously ranked by the ToyFare magazine as #1 in their quest for "Best Toy Ever", already appreciating in value despite not even being on the same scale as modern Masterpiece figures, cementing it as an historically remarkable collectors piece that will forever live on as both the very first Masterpiece and, as of now, still the undisputed best Optimus Prime overall

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THE VIRGIN ORGANIZED SHELF EDUCATION EDUCATION SUFRIEL JUSTICE STREAMING ON THE AUTOOT RAKIM Sullabus DIN BLACK STAR JAZZ AND JUSTICE HORNE ALL INCOMPUTE HARNEY & HOTH BLACK SIDE RIVER NES THE SOUT THE CHAD OMINOUS STACKS MARTIN

The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic

Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA

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The virgin masterpiece "The chad Masterpiece" Perfect headsculpt proportions, both the faceplace and the helmet are in perfect geometrical harmony and the shape of his vibrant blue eyes simultaneously displays both strenght and fairness Tall and imposing presence, destined to become a centerpiece independently of where he's displayed in a collection Obnoxiously large mouthpiece, visually disruptive in comparison to the rest of the headsculpt Excessively wide shoulders, making him look unpleasingly larger instead of taller, perhaps even almost unhealthy in composure Flawless proportions, none of the limbs feel short or flimsy in comparison to the visual weight of the torso and instead look perfactly anthropamorphic in his overall stature Awkwardly thin and flimsy arms Tall smokestacks to compensate for manletness Stacks are just as tall as they need to be Almost entirely made out of bogstandard plastic, resulting in looking like a cheap toy instead of an actual collectible oriented for adult enthusiasts Individually articulated fingers, can thumbs up his fellow Autobots and flip his Decepticon foes with the uttermost ease Shamefully short in stature, resulting in a pathetic manlet look that even the most diehard apologists are not capable of defending, to the point where third party companies even have to produce entire new legs just so he doesnt look tiny and irelevant amidst all the other superior Masterpieces Always retains a strong stoic look independently of whatever pose the collector places him in Visible balljoints, further contributing to feeling like a regular toy rathern than a serious mechanical replica of an Autobot leader Body is almost entirely made out of pure die cast metal like an actual robot would be, resulting in a figure that feels heavy and realistic when merely being played around with, and yet simultaneously so well engineered to the point where the weight doesn't hurt its fantastic poseability one single bit Both arms and legs have mechanical articulations that further contribute to the notion of having an actual robotic figure rather than a mere toy, cementing the status of this figure as the ultimate representation of the iconic Autobot leader Legs are awkwardy spaced between each other providing an excessive amount of clearance to his crotch, almost as if he is self conscious about having them close togethe Flat boots, overall fitting for a fiat and uninteresting figure that is bound to depreciate as newer, more advanced versions of his character on the same scale and plastic quality eventually get released a few years down the road Prestigiously ranked by the ToyFare magazine as #1 in their quest for "Best Toy Ever", already appreciating in value despite not even being on the same scale as modern Masterpiece figures, cementing it as an historically remarkable collectors piece that will forever live on as both the very first Masterpiece and, as of now, still the undisputed best Optimus Prime overall

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