Virgin vs. Chad - Images
The Virgin Colonial Marine VS The Chad Operator by rrrrrr1 "human rights lawyer"
![Virgin Marine" helmet for protection E CHAD OPERATOR No headset, doesn even know his SL is Merely tequests a machete om the R0 Keeps SL and staf ofcers sp Fires indiscriminately, considers those who get in the way of is buillets his swom enemy to date with wtal intel mor ight always on- fears the dark and throws dares before moving on Has somehow managed to put a bayonet on a MA3 Oten plays engineer or medic Red dot sight, skeleton stock, becomes angry ifhe cannot get attachments MANDATORY Feared by the CO, has likely attacked MPs at least once by drop Does not respect engineers or medics, heals sef by Bexing Punches and disams aens despite knowing this has lttle ectuo low them down MAA1,AP ammo can meet his gaze Stays in the middle of his squad, always wats before fring to make sure no one well move and get ha by his builets Only plays Alpha for obious reasons, as wel as Deta Runs to physically attack queens with machetes Jumps over the table to see avalable atachments Camies 5 AP mags but never gets the chance o use tham No aemor or lights, has trained himse to look around by moving his mouse over dai tile Always takes a knide rig file with throwing kn Always nunining beleves he wll be an easy target if he is slow Knie in boot becaute he fears capture-wl kllelf if facehugged Walks, never runs, in onder to confuse renos Only plays Bravo or Charlie No items in loadout, a best a beret Has a nickname lke "Pyro r Pariah, undeserved Rarely, ส ever, gets kils, and,ever kils beg abens No boo kife- does noSear capture,because he knows it will neve happen to him Runs the sees a Doesn get attachments it's too crowded](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/415/009/8f8.png)
![Virgin Marine" helmet for protection E CHAD OPERATOR No headset, doesn even know his SL is Merely tequests a machete om the R0 Keeps SL and staf ofcers sp Fires indiscriminately, considers those who get in the way of is buillets his swom enemy to date with wtal intel mor ight always on- fears the dark and throws dares before moving on Has somehow managed to put a bayonet on a MA3 Oten plays engineer or medic Red dot sight, skeleton stock, becomes angry ifhe cannot get attachments MANDATORY Feared by the CO, has likely attacked MPs at least once by drop Does not respect engineers or medics, heals sef by Bexing Punches and disams aens despite knowing this has lttle ectuo low them down MAA1,AP ammo can meet his gaze Stays in the middle of his squad, always wats before fring to make sure no one well move and get ha by his builets Only plays Alpha for obious reasons, as wel as Deta Runs to physically attack queens with machetes Jumps over the table to see avalable atachments Camies 5 AP mags but never gets the chance o use tham No aemor or lights, has trained himse to look around by moving his mouse over dai tile Always takes a knide rig file with throwing kn Always nunining beleves he wll be an easy target if he is slow Knie in boot becaute he fears capture-wl kllelf if facehugged Walks, never runs, in onder to confuse renos Only plays Bravo or Charlie No items in loadout, a best a beret Has a nickname lke "Pyro r Pariah, undeserved Rarely, ส ever, gets kils, and,ever kils beg abens No boo kife- does noSear capture,because he knows it will neve happen to him Runs the sees a Doesn get attachments it's too crowded](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/415/009/8f8.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin IDM Musician vs Techno Producer Chad by lacertasomnium
![THE VIRGIN IDM MUSICIAN TECHNO PRODUCER CHAD No hair, thinks he's above personal appearance Regularly spends 3 consecutive days doing drugs in a basement; still keeps perfect tan. No hair to withstand heat of thousand bodies dancing Weak pale skin. Never leaves studio. Parties for 72 hours Has to invent new coding language just so someone will find his work interesting Is invited by pitchfork to play 20 min at the s-------- stage no one is able to find Optimal physical health; beautiful muscles toned by sheer vibrations from his own bass Can leave a single 16-step acid bassline for an hour people still feel their mind melt straight edge because he can't operate his machines on single beer 120000$ synth because he needs 8 voices for lame chords Is invited by Berghain to play for 10 hours straight. Used 808 and 303 because they were the cheapest he could find, created music so awesome they now cost thousand of dollars audience has to do speed just to keep up "IDM is a stupid name" Sends demos to Warp Records every day Clothing scientifically engineered to be pentablack Own label Elegant vynyl pressings Shift drum patterns every bar just to keep listeners interested](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/415/000/a17.png)
![THE VIRGIN IDM MUSICIAN TECHNO PRODUCER CHAD No hair, thinks he's above personal appearance Regularly spends 3 consecutive days doing drugs in a basement; still keeps perfect tan. No hair to withstand heat of thousand bodies dancing Weak pale skin. Never leaves studio. Parties for 72 hours Has to invent new coding language just so someone will find his work interesting Is invited by pitchfork to play 20 min at the s-------- stage no one is able to find Optimal physical health; beautiful muscles toned by sheer vibrations from his own bass Can leave a single 16-step acid bassline for an hour people still feel their mind melt straight edge because he can't operate his machines on single beer 120000$ synth because he needs 8 voices for lame chords Is invited by Berghain to play for 10 hours straight. Used 808 and 303 because they were the cheapest he could find, created music so awesome they now cost thousand of dollars audience has to do speed just to keep up "IDM is a stupid name" Sends demos to Warp Records every day Clothing scientifically engineered to be pentablack Own label Elegant vynyl pressings Shift drum patterns every bar just to keep listeners interested](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/415/000/a17.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Superman vs Chad Kent by [deleted]
![The Virgi Superman -Runs off whenever trouble occurs because self-preservation is key to his own well-being Left his entire home planet to die Hangs out in his Fortress of Solitude to avoid social contact -Completely content with living a normal life His best friend, Bruce, beats him up all the time Respects the f--- out of his elders -Gay costume (like, really gay) -Dresses appropriately and professionally Wears underwear correctly Smartest guy in the world thinks he sucks Has incredible strength but is too much of a beta to use all of it at once Moves from a small town to a big city to become an award-winning journalist because taking chances is what life is all about Doesn't even have super powers but still gets the girl Will get killed by green rocks](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/414/997/648.png)
![The Virgi Superman -Runs off whenever trouble occurs because self-preservation is key to his own well-being Left his entire home planet to die Hangs out in his Fortress of Solitude to avoid social contact -Completely content with living a normal life His best friend, Bruce, beats him up all the time Respects the f--- out of his elders -Gay costume (like, really gay) -Dresses appropriately and professionally Wears underwear correctly Smartest guy in the world thinks he sucks Has incredible strength but is too much of a beta to use all of it at once Moves from a small town to a big city to become an award-winning journalist because taking chances is what life is all about Doesn't even have super powers but still gets the girl Will get killed by green rocks](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/414/997/648.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Reaction vs Chad Shitpost by krasnogvardiech
![The Virgin Reaction id is random gibberish The Chad Shitposting god grants him perfect id Wow, (ID CNHD)!aï 07/29/17(Sat)21:13:05 No 135461488 no dubs hitler dub:s 1 pity reply Anonymous (ID: w4gst) 07/29/17(Sat)21:12:15 No. 1354607682213546080 confuses name fielod with subject field people to afraid too respond 22135460768 hỉ virgin hahahahaha You know this meme is making fun of people like you right doesn't bother to capitalize instinctively tries perfect punctuation but stops doing it at the end to look alpha passive agressive](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/414/980/6b3.jpg)
![The Virgin Reaction id is random gibberish The Chad Shitposting god grants him perfect id Wow, (ID CNHD)!aï 07/29/17(Sat)21:13:05 No 135461488 no dubs hitler dub:s 1 pity reply Anonymous (ID: w4gst) 07/29/17(Sat)21:12:15 No. 1354607682213546080 confuses name fielod with subject field people to afraid too respond 22135460768 hỉ virgin hahahahaha You know this meme is making fun of people like you right doesn't bother to capitalize instinctively tries perfect punctuation but stops doing it at the end to look alpha passive agressive](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/414/980/6b3.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Arch vs Chad Prince by The Thinkery
![VIRGIN CHAD PANGE WIStES To uCKS LAD7 HAs STEALS TAKES PEOPLE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/414/979/0cc.jpg)
![VIRGIN CHAD PANGE WIStES To uCKS LAD7 HAs STEALS TAKES PEOPLE](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/414/979/0cc.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Posted byu/[deleted]8 months ago The Virgin Hitler Vs THE CHADMARCK
![The Virgin Adolf Hitler United The Cerman People tfw 5'9'" Makes baldine look cool Outstanding facial hair Worshipped by 15-year old weaboos on /pol/ Emo hairstyle Took his own life Narcististic, thought everything was about himself (Fascism in a nutshell) Never had any kids but encouraged others to do it for him, definite Cuck. Created the Masterrace because he was insecure Does the Roman salute even though Rome hated his people for centuries Predicted WWI Fought against Socialism Socialist, anti-monarchy degenerate Jealous of Slavchads, wanted to take their children and erase their culture >tfw you fail at literally everything Respected by friends. relatives. and people until his last breatth Caused a German divide to last for Decades, forever humilating the German people Knew Ihow to win wars Master 4D Chess strategist Most hated Virgin in history 3 kids. helping the future economy Had only one b------- and a imicropenis Apart of an ideology that will never come back due to him and only him Cucked by Commie Stalin Loved by the German people and historians Killed millions of innocent Jews, Slavs, Gays, and others to fuel his insecurity. Literally has the most badass ship named after him Encourages kids to commit terrorism](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/414/976/933.png)
![The Virgin Adolf Hitler United The Cerman People tfw 5'9'" Makes baldine look cool Outstanding facial hair Worshipped by 15-year old weaboos on /pol/ Emo hairstyle Took his own life Narcististic, thought everything was about himself (Fascism in a nutshell) Never had any kids but encouraged others to do it for him, definite Cuck. Created the Masterrace because he was insecure Does the Roman salute even though Rome hated his people for centuries Predicted WWI Fought against Socialism Socialist, anti-monarchy degenerate Jealous of Slavchads, wanted to take their children and erase their culture >tfw you fail at literally everything Respected by friends. relatives. and people until his last breatth Caused a German divide to last for Decades, forever humilating the German people Knew Ihow to win wars Master 4D Chess strategist Most hated Virgin in history 3 kids. helping the future economy Had only one b------- and a imicropenis Apart of an ideology that will never come back due to him and only him Cucked by Commie Stalin Loved by the German people and historians Killed millions of innocent Jews, Slavs, Gays, and others to fuel his insecurity. Literally has the most badass ship named after him Encourages kids to commit terrorism](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/414/976/933.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Bandit vs. The CHAD Prince by DaHaLoJeDi
!["The Virgin Bandit" The Chad Prince Royal blood and a fighting prodigy amongst a race that was natually stronger than humans to begin with Long, sharp widows peak. Hair naturally never changes due to Saiyan genetics Hair poorly kept Too afraid to talk to women at one point Blew up a bug planet for no reason Has achieved the Died to a sentient ability to transform into brussel sprout Couldn't keep a stable relationship with the one gf he had Killed his oldest friend a god Worthwhile victories for be ing weak Always seeking to improve himself, second aren't canon Enjoys punching best is not good enough Cucked by a genocidal maniac Will never improve as a Kills nearly every non-main fighter too lazy to even try five-year-olds Signature moves involve being a furry and throwing a dinky ball around Manly chest armor made by his scientist wife Never killed anyone Badass signature moves that can literally destroy Wimpy gi that's just a carbon copy of a better character's outfit Steals gf from guy he sent a jabroni to kill and impregnates her with his large space monkey shaft planets with ease Loses in the quarterfinals of every tournament he enters Beats fighers in tournaments before they even begin Only p---- he'll ever get from now on is his magic blue cat who barely gets a line nowadays yet is still more useful than he is. Abandons infant son because taking care of babies is a womans job, starts acting like a real father when he's older to teach him how to be a man No longer invited to Memed as being the weakest fighter ever Memed because of testosterone fueled roar over a number Always one of the main fighters](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/414/502/381.jpg)
!["The Virgin Bandit" The Chad Prince Royal blood and a fighting prodigy amongst a race that was natually stronger than humans to begin with Long, sharp widows peak. Hair naturally never changes due to Saiyan genetics Hair poorly kept Too afraid to talk to women at one point Blew up a bug planet for no reason Has achieved the Died to a sentient ability to transform into brussel sprout Couldn't keep a stable relationship with the one gf he had Killed his oldest friend a god Worthwhile victories for be ing weak Always seeking to improve himself, second aren't canon Enjoys punching best is not good enough Cucked by a genocidal maniac Will never improve as a Kills nearly every non-main fighter too lazy to even try five-year-olds Signature moves involve being a furry and throwing a dinky ball around Manly chest armor made by his scientist wife Never killed anyone Badass signature moves that can literally destroy Wimpy gi that's just a carbon copy of a better character's outfit Steals gf from guy he sent a jabroni to kill and impregnates her with his large space monkey shaft planets with ease Loses in the quarterfinals of every tournament he enters Beats fighers in tournaments before they even begin Only p---- he'll ever get from now on is his magic blue cat who barely gets a line nowadays yet is still more useful than he is. Abandons infant son because taking care of babies is a womans job, starts acting like a real father when he's older to teach him how to be a man No longer invited to Memed as being the weakest fighter ever Memed because of testosterone fueled roar over a number Always one of the main fighters](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/414/502/381.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Femcel Kemonomimi versus The Stacy Anthro - by sqrlyjack
![THE STACY ANTHRO ADORABLE DESION FITS IN PERFECTLY WITH THE ACTUAL eAMeg TOO AFRAIT TO A KOOPA BORING DESION A KOOPA WEEB TRASH JUST TOOK PEACH ON HER レOVB FURRY P--- NOT THICC AT Aレレ BEEFY POPEYE ARMS FOR AMAZING HUGS IT WOUL BELONG IN THE GANNElg AT Aレレ PERFECTLY MIXES PEACH AND BOWSER EQUALLY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/414/153/99e.jpeg)
![THE STACY ANTHRO ADORABLE DESION FITS IN PERFECTLY WITH THE ACTUAL eAMeg TOO AFRAIT TO A KOOPA BORING DESION A KOOPA WEEB TRASH JUST TOOK PEACH ON HER レOVB FURRY P--- NOT THICC AT Aレレ BEEFY POPEYE ARMS FOR AMAZING HUGS IT WOUL BELONG IN THE GANNElg AT Aレレ PERFECTLY MIXES PEACH AND BOWSER EQUALLY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/414/153/99e.jpeg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virginstein vs Chadston Hale
![I didn't see this in this gallery, or the TF2 gallery, and it was posted in my Discord server a while back. I'll remove this if it's a repost.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/414/069/6b8.png)
![I didn't see this in this gallery, or the TF2 gallery, and it was posted in my Discord server a while back. I'll remove this if it's a repost.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/414/069/6b8.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Behold, The Chad C.H.A.D
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/446/006.png)
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Virgin vs. Chad
The virgin cuckenstein vs. The Chad demon murder by unkelsteve
![The virgin Wolfenstein THE CHAD DOOM literally a jew MAIN CHARACTER IS TOO ANGRY TO DIE LISTENS TO HEAVY METAL listens to s----- german covers of american songs DOOM IS YOUNGER AND STAYS OUT ALL NIGHT DOING PARKOUR: DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIPS puts swastikas everywhere because hurr durr freedom of speech starts game in a wheelchair STARTS GAME LITERALLY NAKED KILLING DEMONS PUTS SATANIC SYMBOLS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THE GAME'S MAIN ENEMIES ARE FROM HELL older franchise: although wiser also weaker and more likely to break a hip originally a s----- stealth game ORIGINALLY A KICKASS FPS takes place on earth and some virgin planet that isnt kickass like mars is TAKES PLACE ON A PLANET LITERALLY NAMED AFTER THE GOD OF WAR](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/399/861.png)
![The virgin Wolfenstein THE CHAD DOOM literally a jew MAIN CHARACTER IS TOO ANGRY TO DIE LISTENS TO HEAVY METAL listens to s----- german covers of american songs DOOM IS YOUNGER AND STAYS OUT ALL NIGHT DOING PARKOUR: DOESN'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIPS puts swastikas everywhere because hurr durr freedom of speech starts game in a wheelchair STARTS GAME LITERALLY NAKED KILLING DEMONS PUTS SATANIC SYMBOLS EVERYWHERE BECAUSE THE GAME'S MAIN ENEMIES ARE FROM HELL older franchise: although wiser also weaker and more likely to break a hip originally a s----- stealth game ORIGINALLY A KICKASS FPS takes place on earth and some virgin planet that isnt kickass like mars is TAKES PLACE ON A PLANET LITERALLY NAMED AFTER THE GOD OF WAR](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/399/861.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Becky's Mom vs Stacy's Mom by xxxfucknutsxxx
![Becky's Mom Has one virgin son. Names him Stacy's Mom Becky because she was planning to have a daughter and could not think of a boy name on the spot Has got it going orn Never wore mom ieans in her life No song about her Daughter is named Stac Divorced virgin husband, could but becomes a Becky not find any new man in her presence Get's daughter's boyfriend to mow the lawn for free Mom Jeans Never drinks red wine, shitposts about it on Facebook instead Chad walks out on her just so more Stacy's moms can exist understands his sacrifice Drinks red wine because she unironically thinks it's healthy "You missed a spot over there"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/374/e92.png)
![Becky's Mom Has one virgin son. Names him Stacy's Mom Becky because she was planning to have a daughter and could not think of a boy name on the spot Has got it going orn Never wore mom ieans in her life No song about her Daughter is named Stac Divorced virgin husband, could but becomes a Becky not find any new man in her presence Get's daughter's boyfriend to mow the lawn for free Mom Jeans Never drinks red wine, shitposts about it on Facebook instead Chad walks out on her just so more Stacy's moms can exist understands his sacrifice Drinks red wine because she unironically thinks it's healthy "You missed a spot over there"](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/374/e92.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Might as well try out the new template by Rampageriley98
![The Becky Makeover The Stacy Clownface The attention of every male within 10 miles is fixated on her simultaneously Perfect 20/20 vision is always scanning Begins to get creeped out over the unwanted attention for Chad cocks, has never heard of contacts in her entire life Finally made the effort to put her contacts on in the morning Thrives on the attention and it only inflates her ego Goes from a generous 5.5 to a solid 7 Doesn't know how to do her eyebrows properly Eyebrows are always on fleek because they're tattooed on her face Men finally begin to realize that she is somewhat pretty with makeup Orders all of her makeup on Amazon or purchased it at a dollar store Maxed Chad's credit card on makeup from Forever 21 and Macy's Is a solid 9.5 with minimal makeup but a giga 12.9 with a thick coating Looks down at the ground anyways, away from boys Her wings are longer than a California Condor's Wears makeup but still has a bland sense of fashion Her fashion sense is enough to turn people's heads alone Will never keep up such a tedious daily routine Waxed every single hair on her body and had her pubes lasered off Never takes her makeup off and applies another coat every morning Forgot to shave](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/355/08c.png)
![The Becky Makeover The Stacy Clownface The attention of every male within 10 miles is fixated on her simultaneously Perfect 20/20 vision is always scanning Begins to get creeped out over the unwanted attention for Chad cocks, has never heard of contacts in her entire life Finally made the effort to put her contacts on in the morning Thrives on the attention and it only inflates her ego Goes from a generous 5.5 to a solid 7 Doesn't know how to do her eyebrows properly Eyebrows are always on fleek because they're tattooed on her face Men finally begin to realize that she is somewhat pretty with makeup Orders all of her makeup on Amazon or purchased it at a dollar store Maxed Chad's credit card on makeup from Forever 21 and Macy's Is a solid 9.5 with minimal makeup but a giga 12.9 with a thick coating Looks down at the ground anyways, away from boys Her wings are longer than a California Condor's Wears makeup but still has a bland sense of fashion Her fashion sense is enough to turn people's heads alone Will never keep up such a tedious daily routine Waxed every single hair on her body and had her pubes lasered off Never takes her makeup off and applies another coat every morning Forgot to shave](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/355/08c.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Peach Vs Chad Bowsette
![I hope you enjoy it, it took a while to edit and redraw from the template.
To make it bigger just double click on the image.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/149/f15.png)
![I hope you enjoy it, it took a while to edit and redraw from the template.
To make it bigger just double click on the image.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/149/f15.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Friendship vs The Chad Eternal Bond by xXFriendshipXx
![The Chad Eternal Bond The Virgin Friendship Either's saccess is applauded by the other Exceedingy rude Met at school or Met in a previous life Secretly compare eachother's they are Call to discuss texts Friendship based entirely on consuming pop culture Always text before calling Friendship based on challenging one another and growing as people Let's go see Infinity War this Friday. "Let's watch The Room again Require alcohol to express strong opinions or openly Take psychedelics, only for recreation, do not require them to sustain the friendship Ⅲfitting jeans Tighest possible pants Let's go to Starbucks "Let's go hang out at Starbucks ironically Lol that's hilarious. Check out this dank meme Only meet in public places, hven't been to each others Well acquainted with eachother's families and dwelingi, as with all other aspects of](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/110/c51.png)
![The Chad Eternal Bond The Virgin Friendship Either's saccess is applauded by the other Exceedingy rude Met at school or Met in a previous life Secretly compare eachother's they are Call to discuss texts Friendship based entirely on consuming pop culture Always text before calling Friendship based on challenging one another and growing as people Let's go see Infinity War this Friday. "Let's watch The Room again Require alcohol to express strong opinions or openly Take psychedelics, only for recreation, do not require them to sustain the friendship Ⅲfitting jeans Tighest possible pants Let's go to Starbucks "Let's go hang out at Starbucks ironically Lol that's hilarious. Check out this dank meme Only meet in public places, hven't been to each others Well acquainted with eachother's families and dwelingi, as with all other aspects of](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/110/c51.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Posted byu/turtlehermit2718 9 months ago The Virgin Ed boy vs The Chad Kevin
![The Virgin Ed-boy THE CHAD KEVIN Keeps his 3 hairs in front because he has no shame Wears a sock on his head for fear of ridicule Chin double-acts as a shovel Keeps 3 hairs in back to hide shame Only friends are con artists and a cactus named Jim ouct Unlimited access to jawbreakers yet still actively seeks more Universally loved despite being a douchebag Only girls he attracts are trailer trash Can never get jawbreakers due to failed business ventures Wears sweatshirts in the middle of summer Rides a pedal bike that makes motorcycle noises](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/413/109/333.jpg)
![The Virgin Ed-boy THE CHAD KEVIN Keeps his 3 hairs in front because he has no shame Wears a sock on his head for fear of ridicule Chin double-acts as a shovel Keeps 3 hairs in back to hide shame Only friends are con artists and a cactus named Jim ouct Unlimited access to jawbreakers yet still actively seeks more Universally loved despite being a douchebag Only girls he attracts are trailer trash Can never get jawbreakers due to failed business ventures Wears sweatshirts in the middle of summer Rides a pedal bike that makes motorcycle noises](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/413/109/333.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad