Virgin vs. Chad - Images
he's so much better
![The Virgin Mitsuragi The Chad Kaiba Can't even screw her crush Owner of the Screws the Rules Largest corporation in the world Has a dragon jet Is only the heir to the third largest corporation in the world Believes in destiny and fate Killed his dad Forges his own fate Submits to the will of her grandfather Can't beat her weird haired Talks to computers Can't beat his weird haired rival Talks to rival computers Only special vehicle is a long limo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/739/694/937.jpg)
![The Virgin Mitsuragi The Chad Kaiba Can't even screw her crush Owner of the Screws the Rules Largest corporation in the world Has a dragon jet Is only the heir to the third largest corporation in the world Believes in destiny and fate Killed his dad Forges his own fate Submits to the will of her grandfather Can't beat her weird haired Talks to computers Can't beat his weird haired rival Talks to rival computers Only special vehicle is a long limo](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/739/694/937.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Ganon vs Chad Harkinian
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![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/737/830/12f.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Chadman
![](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/735/020/214.png)
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Virgin vs. Chad
Education in the Chadiverse
![THE BRAD HIGH THE VIRGIN PH.D THE CHAD TRADE SCHOOL SCHOOL DIPLOMA Thought he would have been an University professor, ended up teaching physics called him Everyone Cool gadgets and tools Can fix everything Funny hat to a local school a nerd in school Weak social skills, Has no free time At least Very practical and skillful Will he has time for always find a place to work Will most likely work at McDonald's or himself Changed virgin's burnt lightbulb cleaning toilets. Dedicated most Will probably be charged with tax Will cut off Brad's electricity for not paying his bills of his life to the study of a single subject evasion](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/732/980/40e.png)
![THE BRAD HIGH THE VIRGIN PH.D THE CHAD TRADE SCHOOL SCHOOL DIPLOMA Thought he would have been an University professor, ended up teaching physics called him Everyone Cool gadgets and tools Can fix everything Funny hat to a local school a nerd in school Weak social skills, Has no free time At least Very practical and skillful Will he has time for always find a place to work Will most likely work at McDonald's or himself Changed virgin's burnt lightbulb cleaning toilets. Dedicated most Will probably be charged with tax Will cut off Brad's electricity for not paying his bills of his life to the study of a single subject evasion](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/732/980/40e.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Game Boy Vs Chad Virtual Boy
![The Chad The virgin GAME BOY VIRTUAL BOY. 32 m------------ bits!!! plays in 3D, just like real life 8-bit large library, but most of it is garbage dials and s--- on top so looks like a retarded shaped like some military equipment from 2045 even people with bad eyesight can see it deformed brick used LED displays only displays in 2D before it was cool display technology can be played in anything from pitch black to the more akin to a GAY impossible to see in 99.9% of lighting calculator than a surface of the sun video game first widescreen conditions game system ever everyone and their grandmother has heard of it (she still thinks your switch is one) low refresh rate makes no motion blur Nintendo displays only the most badass colors in the universe: scrolling objects look like a blurry mess whatsoever quality over quantity game library RED and BLACK ugly moldy green display (blue and green are for p------ and queers) only owned by the hardcorest of hardcore gamers 160x144 display makes 240p look high def can stay on for like 2 makes you take breaks so you remember to do important stuff, like banging Stacy and weeks, eating up your can only play 3 musical notes at can play 6 notes at once so you can hear jazz and s--- valuable time once her mom](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/729/607/78e.png)
![The Chad The virgin GAME BOY VIRTUAL BOY. 32 m------------ bits!!! plays in 3D, just like real life 8-bit large library, but most of it is garbage dials and s--- on top so looks like a retarded shaped like some military equipment from 2045 even people with bad eyesight can see it deformed brick used LED displays only displays in 2D before it was cool display technology can be played in anything from pitch black to the more akin to a GAY impossible to see in 99.9% of lighting calculator than a surface of the sun video game first widescreen conditions game system ever everyone and their grandmother has heard of it (she still thinks your switch is one) low refresh rate makes no motion blur Nintendo displays only the most badass colors in the universe: scrolling objects look like a blurry mess whatsoever quality over quantity game library RED and BLACK ugly moldy green display (blue and green are for p------ and queers) only owned by the hardcorest of hardcore gamers 160x144 display makes 240p look high def can stay on for like 2 makes you take breaks so you remember to do important stuff, like banging Stacy and weeks, eating up your can only play 3 musical notes at can play 6 notes at once so you can hear jazz and s--- valuable time once her mom](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/729/607/78e.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgingladiatora vs Lindychad
![I actually enjoy both channels.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/729/511/844.png)
![I actually enjoy both channels.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/729/511/844.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Chad Dawn vs The Virgin Serena
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Virgin vs. Chad
NEW CHALLENGER APPROACHES - THE SHAD
![The Shad King of neckbeards, too humble to wear a crown Largest brain on the Chad side of Probably autistic but rarely shows side effects the spectrum If he ever removed his gambeson the aroma would cause Staceys to flock from a 100 mile radius Once a regular neckbeard but absorbed Chad essence when he accidentally bought the sword of the first Chad. Does what he loves, doesn't care what others think Discarded his body pillow after finding the moral compass Bulge reserved only for wife Physique built from daily LARP and martial arts training Donny is too scared to appear in the same meme as him](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/728/427/f2a.png)
![The Shad King of neckbeards, too humble to wear a crown Largest brain on the Chad side of Probably autistic but rarely shows side effects the spectrum If he ever removed his gambeson the aroma would cause Staceys to flock from a 100 mile radius Once a regular neckbeard but absorbed Chad essence when he accidentally bought the sword of the first Chad. Does what he loves, doesn't care what others think Discarded his body pillow after finding the moral compass Bulge reserved only for wife Physique built from daily LARP and martial arts training Donny is too scared to appear in the same meme as him](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/728/427/f2a.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
"I WILL NOT TAKE THIS BACK"
![virgin Bioware Neckbeard EA CHADCOMThad ID WIZARD BETHESDA UBISOFT Under Bethenda but refuses to be manipulated by then "surprise Amechanics* "single player games are. thng of the past hehe "SKYRIM ADVANCED SPECIAL EDITION" STILL WAITING BioWare CAPCOM id FOR TES 6, PROLLY WILL BE ASS UBISOFT "Bethesda Virgdromeda, anthem Who even knows anymore Ok lol >RE2 Remake, RE3 makes doom, nuff said Remake i like money LITERALLY HASH'T LAD MADE A STABLE GAME CHERRY ON THEIR OWN LITERALLY MADE A GAME FROM SCRATCH FREE CONTENT BABY PROMISES A DLC, GIVES A GAME INSTEAD STILL UNDERPRICES THEIR GAMES INTENTIONALLY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/728/426/689.jpg)
![virgin Bioware Neckbeard EA CHADCOMThad ID WIZARD BETHESDA UBISOFT Under Bethenda but refuses to be manipulated by then "surprise Amechanics* "single player games are. thng of the past hehe "SKYRIM ADVANCED SPECIAL EDITION" STILL WAITING BioWare CAPCOM id FOR TES 6, PROLLY WILL BE ASS UBISOFT "Bethesda Virgdromeda, anthem Who even knows anymore Ok lol >RE2 Remake, RE3 makes doom, nuff said Remake i like money LITERALLY HASH'T LAD MADE A STABLE GAME CHERRY ON THEIR OWN LITERALLY MADE A GAME FROM SCRATCH FREE CONTENT BABY PROMISES A DLC, GIVES A GAME INSTEAD STILL UNDERPRICES THEIR GAMES INTENTIONALLY](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/728/426/689.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgincraft 3 vs Chad of Empires 2
![Dynamic zoom Virgin Allows you to play any version you want Chad AGE Simultaneous Listens to the Forces you to update your beloved game to worse version Research and build queues community and add Balance quality of life improvements updates based on feedback Global queue at top of the Greatly improves visuals and stays true to original design screen WARCRAFT Outsourced to outside New matchmaking features company Adds new EMPIRES singleplayer content REFORGED Artstyle inconsistent with the original 300h of singleplayer DEFINITIVE EDITION 40h of content content Removes features from 18 year old Is honest with its Bows to their chinese Clans, profiles, animated campaign backgrounds, animated game portraits, chat commands, communtal channels listing, custom playerbase overlords campaign, battle net news section 3 new campaigns and Lies in promotional materia 4 new civilizations Censors unit responses Can steal your content and sell as their own Remastered Pisses off both new soundtrack players and veterans Same Al Adds completely new AI that doesn't cheat Removes automated tournaments No offline vs Al play Removes ladders Integrated new leaderboard systems and ladders Discounted for the owners of Same price for everyone Bloated 30 GB download previous versions even if you don't want it Scalable UI Additional mod support Changes balance of the base game to the expansion Advanced tutorials $19,99 $29,99 Crossplay between store versions](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/727/074/729.jpg)
![Dynamic zoom Virgin Allows you to play any version you want Chad AGE Simultaneous Listens to the Forces you to update your beloved game to worse version Research and build queues community and add Balance quality of life improvements updates based on feedback Global queue at top of the Greatly improves visuals and stays true to original design screen WARCRAFT Outsourced to outside New matchmaking features company Adds new EMPIRES singleplayer content REFORGED Artstyle inconsistent with the original 300h of singleplayer DEFINITIVE EDITION 40h of content content Removes features from 18 year old Is honest with its Bows to their chinese Clans, profiles, animated campaign backgrounds, animated game portraits, chat commands, communtal channels listing, custom playerbase overlords campaign, battle net news section 3 new campaigns and Lies in promotional materia 4 new civilizations Censors unit responses Can steal your content and sell as their own Remastered Pisses off both new soundtrack players and veterans Same Al Adds completely new AI that doesn't cheat Removes automated tournaments No offline vs Al play Removes ladders Integrated new leaderboard systems and ladders Discounted for the owners of Same price for everyone Bloated 30 GB download previous versions even if you don't want it Scalable UI Additional mod support Changes balance of the base game to the expansion Advanced tutorials $19,99 $29,99 Crossplay between store versions](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/727/074/729.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Denialist vs Chad Alarmist
![The Virgin Denialist The Chad Alarmist knows china is lying by orders of magnitude. sufficiently cautious around chinese people trusts the CCP for no reason causes as much panic as possible to incite change in democratic countries tries to "stop panic" by posting internet comments nobody cares about already owns and will get price gouged and die with a s----- trained to use a full hazmat suit face mask on doesnt understand will protect his loved ones, became an expert in differential epidemiological exponential growth; divides deaths by infections for fatality but wont hesitate to kill carriers when SHTF thinks "science" will magically stop any models in 20 rate disease minutes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/727/069/e04.jpg)
![The Virgin Denialist The Chad Alarmist knows china is lying by orders of magnitude. sufficiently cautious around chinese people trusts the CCP for no reason causes as much panic as possible to incite change in democratic countries tries to "stop panic" by posting internet comments nobody cares about already owns and will get price gouged and die with a s----- trained to use a full hazmat suit face mask on doesnt understand will protect his loved ones, became an expert in differential epidemiological exponential growth; divides deaths by infections for fatality but wont hesitate to kill carriers when SHTF thinks "science" will magically stop any models in 20 rate disease minutes](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/727/069/e04.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
A Hazmat Virgin v. THE SUPER CHAD SPREADER
![The Hazmat Virgin Spreader eoliPLàdnš Ouch](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/726/326/fcf.png)
![The Hazmat Virgin Spreader eoliPLàdnš Ouch](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/726/326/fcf.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Scrolls v. CHAD SOULS
![Virgin Elder Scrolls CHAD Dark Souls gay name, sounds líké you are rimming sky the son of Demon's Souls is $60 on switch version soul crushing gameplay Praise the Sun has a complex character creation, on first person so you can't see it anyways perfectly executed soul levelling well connected world gets a remastered version, still looks like New Vegas but on ENB weird level system soulless YOU DIED still glorified nowdays the story successfully makes a PRO player fall into his knees and cry blood s--- bosses Todd Howard admits it's bad FromSoftware takes pride of their work exploration is pretty good but enemies is not I tried to do but I took arrow into the knee HAHAHA god tier bosses everything is your enemy people wants TES6 aļready, gets other skyrim punishes you for existing git gud makes some rpg indie, look good needs mods to be good graphics looks better than every other games before 2012 casuls gets PTSD from playing s--- main story every of your actions matters true RPG boring combat game literally breaks run on 144 hz too much that consoles lags vague but literally beyond masterpiece level main story gave a birth to Bloodborne, Sekiro, and Elden Ring cries when witcher 3 broke their record within days](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/726/325/e61.jpg)
![Virgin Elder Scrolls CHAD Dark Souls gay name, sounds líké you are rimming sky the son of Demon's Souls is $60 on switch version soul crushing gameplay Praise the Sun has a complex character creation, on first person so you can't see it anyways perfectly executed soul levelling well connected world gets a remastered version, still looks like New Vegas but on ENB weird level system soulless YOU DIED still glorified nowdays the story successfully makes a PRO player fall into his knees and cry blood s--- bosses Todd Howard admits it's bad FromSoftware takes pride of their work exploration is pretty good but enemies is not I tried to do but I took arrow into the knee HAHAHA god tier bosses everything is your enemy people wants TES6 aļready, gets other skyrim punishes you for existing git gud makes some rpg indie, look good needs mods to be good graphics looks better than every other games before 2012 casuls gets PTSD from playing s--- main story every of your actions matters true RPG boring combat game literally breaks run on 144 hz too much that consoles lags vague but literally beyond masterpiece level main story gave a birth to Bloodborne, Sekiro, and Elden Ring cries when witcher 3 broke their record within days](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/726/325/e61.jpg)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Surfing v. CHAD LAVA SURF v. THAD SILVER SURFER
![Virgin Surfing concemed about safety glasses glued adopted goofy surfer culture to his head surfs on water thỉnks he's one with the oceam Chad Lava Surfing little regard to his safety favorite pass time inside volcano SURFS wears Deluxe Fireproof Giuseppe Zanotti boots sick lavaboard "Go with the filow, dude" 99 Thad Interstellar Surf casually surfs in space faster than light no need for air, food and sleep glorious silver exterior protects him from cosmic radiation terraforms planets with his c-- UP!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/726/324/f91.png)
![Virgin Surfing concemed about safety glasses glued adopted goofy surfer culture to his head surfs on water thỉnks he's one with the oceam Chad Lava Surfing little regard to his safety favorite pass time inside volcano SURFS wears Deluxe Fireproof Giuseppe Zanotti boots sick lavaboard "Go with the filow, dude" 99 Thad Interstellar Surf casually surfs in space faster than light no need for air, food and sleep glorious silver exterior protects him from cosmic radiation terraforms planets with his c-- UP!](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/726/324/f91.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
The Virgin Handshake vs. The Chad Interlocking Toes
![Chad Interlocking Toes Virgin Handshake Though easy in theory, most Reserved for Requires extreme handshakes fall under two the closest Do you balancing skills categories; 'The Dead Fish', or 'The Hydraulic Press' friends only know how disgusting hands are bro? Graceful wOм OUCH! as a ballerina A cold and unpersonal way of greeting someone The first person to have a foot fetish Really low of you to bully Virgin like that, tbh was a woman who had witnessed this awe-inducing way of greeting](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/726/323/707.png)
![Chad Interlocking Toes Virgin Handshake Though easy in theory, most Reserved for Requires extreme handshakes fall under two the closest Do you balancing skills categories; 'The Dead Fish', or 'The Hydraulic Press' friends only know how disgusting hands are bro? Graceful wOм OUCH! as a ballerina A cold and unpersonal way of greeting someone The first person to have a foot fetish Really low of you to bully Virgin like that, tbh was a woman who had witnessed this awe-inducing way of greeting](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/726/323/707.png)
Virgin vs. Chad
Virgin Qassem v. CHAD KOBE
![RIP Kobe
(1978-2020, gone but not forgotten. We still love you and your family Kobe.)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZpPPpes-wTo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/001/723/236/e8c.png)
![RIP Kobe
(1978-2020, gone but not forgotten. We still love you and your family Kobe.)
<iframe width="420" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/ZpPPpes-wTo" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/723/236/e8c.png)
Virgin vs. Chad