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the virgin smart munitions bomberTHE CHAD BARRELL BOMBER Training consisted of getting Assad tatttoos and banging bitches in Latakia bomb costs thrice his annual a single wage Eats the value of a single bomb in protein, in S hours underwent extremely sternous demanding training ha s to spend even more for guiding kits to avoid civilian casualties in order to avoid international outrage unironically claims that his bombs don't kill civilians because they are "smart AD stressful, demanding job Does not know what intemational community"is Deliberately kills as much civilians as possible to maximize psychological warfare Job is literally dumping a bunch of f------ barrels Hasn't seen a bakery in his life Bom to prestigious Alawite tribe, was a shabiha from birth because he has destroved them all manlet with frail, cardio bunny physique became a pilot after they told him women love war pilots
the virgin smart munitions bomberTHE CHAD BARRELL BOMBER Training consisted of getting Assad tatttoos and banging bitches in Latakia bomb costs thrice his annual a single wage Eats the value of a single bomb in protein, in S hours underwent extremely sternous demanding training ha s to spend even more for guiding kits to avoid civilian casualties in order to avoid international outrage unironically claims that his bombs don't kill civilians because they are "smart AD stressful, demanding job Does not know what intemational community"is Deliberately kills as much civilians as possible to maximize psychological warfare Job is literally dumping a bunch of f------ barrels Hasn't seen a bakery in his life Bom to prestigious Alawite tribe, was a shabiha from birth because he has destroved them all manlet with frail, cardio bunny physique became a pilot after they told him women love war pilots

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Virgin Darkseid vs Chad Brainiac

Virginseid Was actually in Countdown Relatively simple and consistent backstory martest being in the universe so much so that his name entered the common lexicon as a word for a "genius" Created steroids that make him stronger than Superman Ugly rock face Trying to decipher his backstory after all the retcons requires its own academic field of study Simple and easy to draw design Born with the powers of a literal god but still cucked all the time by Superchad Descendant banged Supergirl Ias biological children and serious case of oneitis Has sixty designs; his detailed skelebot form has been known to make aspiring artists commit suicide before having to draw it ecognizes the inferiority of roasties, simply clones himself Army of lemmings that can be mowed down by regular humans with gun:s Could be handsome if he wanted to but does not care for interaction with inferiors Either wears a fashionable sci-fi jumpsuit or wears no pants to emphasize his bulge and show that he doesn't skip leg day Wears a skirt, secretly a crossdressing t----- Mentally-controlled armv of Chadiac bots that can kill Kryptonians Cucked by Doomsday, scared of Imperiex Enforces despostic rule by conquering planets and ruling them as a dictator Even his clones and Enforces despotic rule by shrinking drones are League-level threats planets and putting them in bottles Obsessed with math but can't solve one simple equation to ften found chilling on Apokolips cucked Doomsday and Imperiex Invented amazing technology that could save octillions of lives but uses it to make a collection of bottled cities instead so he can control everything No planet is worthy of him, blew up thousands of them (killing trillions) and then went to live on a custom-built mancave shaped like a f------ skull
Virginseid Was actually in Countdown Relatively simple and consistent backstory martest being in the universe so much so that his name entered the common lexicon as a word for a "genius" Created steroids that make him stronger than Superman Ugly rock face Trying to decipher his backstory after all the retcons requires its own academic field of study Simple and easy to draw design Born with the powers of a literal god but still cucked all the time by Superchad Descendant banged Supergirl Ias biological children and serious case of oneitis Has sixty designs; his detailed skelebot form has been known to make aspiring artists commit suicide before having to draw it ecognizes the inferiority of roasties, simply clones himself Army of lemmings that can be mowed down by regular humans with gun:s Could be handsome if he wanted to but does not care for interaction with inferiors Either wears a fashionable sci-fi jumpsuit or wears no pants to emphasize his bulge and show that he doesn't skip leg day Wears a skirt, secretly a crossdressing t----- Mentally-controlled armv of Chadiac bots that can kill Kryptonians Cucked by Doomsday, scared of Imperiex Enforces despostic rule by conquering planets and ruling them as a dictator Even his clones and Enforces despotic rule by shrinking drones are League-level threats planets and putting them in bottles Obsessed with math but can't solve one simple equation to ften found chilling on Apokolips cucked Doomsday and Imperiex Invented amazing technology that could save octillions of lives but uses it to make a collection of bottled cities instead so he can control everything No planet is worthy of him, blew up thousands of them (killing trillions) and then went to live on a custom-built mancave shaped like a f------ skull

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Virgin Spriter VS Chad Pixel Artist

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Legends Never Die

THE VIRGIN HARAMBE THE CHAD GRAPE-KUN Has fans all over the world Forgotten about after a year who've unironically immortalized him Is now in Heaven with beloved Waifu Only "fans" were stupid children who snickered at him. Cute flapping wings Insecure Gorilla Slouch Died at grand-old age of 20 with waifu by his side Confident Penguin Posture Wimpy flailing arms Shot in enclosure at age 3 for moronically grabbing child Adorable Penguin Shuffle
THE VIRGIN HARAMBE THE CHAD GRAPE-KUN Has fans all over the world Forgotten about after a year who've unironically immortalized him Is now in Heaven with beloved Waifu Only "fans" were stupid children who snickered at him. Cute flapping wings Insecure Gorilla Slouch Died at grand-old age of 20 with waifu by his side Confident Penguin Posture Wimpy flailing arms Shot in enclosure at age 3 for moronically grabbing child Adorable Penguin Shuffle

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The Virgin245 Character development? Did you mean...VIOLENCE? THE CHAD Catchy & memorable soundtrack and score Another dystopian cyberpunk movie 2 1/2 hours of nothing f------ happening Actually uses its celebrity VAs to great effect. Appealing to people of all ages and even non-pony fansS Visuals are a f------ mes:s Unmemorable soundtrack. Visually breathtaking Blorange movie poster Interesting character and set designs Has adorable ponies Bloated budget, box office flop Only remotely appealing if you're deep into THE LORIE Plot is strong and not illed with worthless and s----- "twists". Reasonable 99 minutes Lots of women dying in terrible ways for no reason Sells itself on having Ryan Gosling in it, proceeds to kill him Jokes are actually funny Made back its budget in its opening weekend Bringing 2D animation back to life in the movie world. Sells itself on having Harrison Ford in it, fails to actually use him
The Virgin245 Character development? Did you mean...VIOLENCE? THE CHAD Catchy & memorable soundtrack and score Another dystopian cyberpunk movie 2 1/2 hours of nothing f------ happening Actually uses its celebrity VAs to great effect. Appealing to people of all ages and even non-pony fansS Visuals are a f------ mes:s Unmemorable soundtrack. Visually breathtaking Blorange movie poster Interesting character and set designs Has adorable ponies Bloated budget, box office flop Only remotely appealing if you're deep into THE LORIE Plot is strong and not illed with worthless and s----- "twists". Reasonable 99 minutes Lots of women dying in terrible ways for no reason Sells itself on having Ryan Gosling in it, proceeds to kill him Jokes are actually funny Made back its budget in its opening weekend Bringing 2D animation back to life in the movie world. Sells itself on having Harrison Ford in it, fails to actually use him

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Virgin climb vs Chad Ascension

THE CHAD ASCENSION The virgin climb Eyes always fixated on destination Looks down at the steps, afraid he'll lose his footing Awkwardly stops when passing by other people waits for them to pass him Pushes people in his way down the steps Destroyed the handrail, promotes human evolution by eliminating those who need it from the gene pool to t handra safety Body already in pealk physical form, able to climb the entire staircase in a single leap Climbs one step at the time Has never heard of elevators in his life Chose the stairs over the elevator in a pathetic effort to delude himself into thinking he is making a healthy choice
THE CHAD ASCENSION The virgin climb Eyes always fixated on destination Looks down at the steps, afraid he'll lose his footing Awkwardly stops when passing by other people waits for them to pass him Pushes people in his way down the steps Destroyed the handrail, promotes human evolution by eliminating those who need it from the gene pool to t handra safety Body already in pealk physical form, able to climb the entire staircase in a single leap Climbs one step at the time Has never heard of elevators in his life Chose the stairs over the elevator in a pathetic effort to delude himself into thinking he is making a healthy choice

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Virgin Sans Vs. Chadgore Dreemurr

the virgin sans Chadgore Dreemurr cannot and will not "bone" Toriel Actually does stuff Has had a child with Toriel Lazy af Underrated Overrated Shipped with his wife Would have killed Frisk right away Fans ship him with his own brother Actually doesn't want anyone to die Would you like some tea?" Has 1 HP "MUH BAD TIME" Has 3500 HP Great at Barely does any work gardening Not THAT hard of a boss once you get the pattern down Genuinely hard boss fight Room full of flowers Room full of trash Dirty stinky clothe:s Regal clothing
the virgin sans Chadgore Dreemurr cannot and will not "bone" Toriel Actually does stuff Has had a child with Toriel Lazy af Underrated Overrated Shipped with his wife Would have killed Frisk right away Fans ship him with his own brother Actually doesn't want anyone to die Would you like some tea?" Has 1 HP "MUH BAD TIME" Has 3500 HP Great at Barely does any work gardening Not THAT hard of a boss once you get the pattern down Genuinely hard boss fight Room full of flowers Room full of trash Dirty stinky clothe:s Regal clothing

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Everyone starts out as a virgin but some of them with time evolve to be Chad

THE PREDICTABLE VIRGIN THE CHAD RNG Whines on the internet about dice rolls and "skill-based challenge" Knows that RNG can bee overcome with skill and can add to the lifespan of a game Doesn't even know what a save file is Restarts his game whenever one of his favorite units dies or if things don't go his way Uses a guide to beat the game once, never plays it again Deliberately comes up with self-imposed challenges because the RNG isn't difficult enough RA P Ass destroved at the thought of not getting the best rolls possible, thinks RNG has no place in any game Genitals swollen at the Understands the long history of video games and their relation to traditional tabletop games, how dice rolls initially influenced RPGs and strategy games to enhance gameplay thought of getting a "bad" streak of luck Fatalistic attitude guarantees he will never be capable of winning on his own Always standing ready to take any starting conditions or curveballs to prove his mastery of the game system
THE PREDICTABLE VIRGIN THE CHAD RNG Whines on the internet about dice rolls and "skill-based challenge" Knows that RNG can bee overcome with skill and can add to the lifespan of a game Doesn't even know what a save file is Restarts his game whenever one of his favorite units dies or if things don't go his way Uses a guide to beat the game once, never plays it again Deliberately comes up with self-imposed challenges because the RNG isn't difficult enough RA P Ass destroved at the thought of not getting the best rolls possible, thinks RNG has no place in any game Genitals swollen at the Understands the long history of video games and their relation to traditional tabletop games, how dice rolls initially influenced RPGs and strategy games to enhance gameplay thought of getting a "bad" streak of luck Fatalistic attitude guarantees he will never be capable of winning on his own Always standing ready to take any starting conditions or curveballs to prove his mastery of the game system

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Virgin Furry vs Chad Scalie

The Virgin Furry The Chad Scalie Character was created in an idle daydream, is hailed as one of the defining cultural icons of the century Only ses dark shades of similar hu attracts attention from miles around anyway Thinks his character looks "original", but ends up ooking generic Body physically cannot cringe Bright colors on character because its the only way people will pay attention to him (Still makes fun of "cringy" oCs) Embarassed about the entirety of the fandom, still participates in it Enjoys furry drama because its the only form of human contact he can have has never seen an argument in his life Unathletic couch potato body visible through lumpy fursuit Tells every stranger he meets that he is a scalie, is adored1b everyone instantly Denies being a furry, says his characters are "anthro" Extremely expensive fursuit, saved up months to commission it, still looks hideous Fursuit cost pocket change, looks aesthetic and realistic Attends furcons in order to make furry friends outside of the Interne Doesn't need to attend furcons to make real life friends Aesthetic body shown through costume Does not own a computer doesnt talk with people at the con because of social awkwardness
The Virgin Furry The Chad Scalie Character was created in an idle daydream, is hailed as one of the defining cultural icons of the century Only ses dark shades of similar hu attracts attention from miles around anyway Thinks his character looks "original", but ends up ooking generic Body physically cannot cringe Bright colors on character because its the only way people will pay attention to him (Still makes fun of "cringy" oCs) Embarassed about the entirety of the fandom, still participates in it Enjoys furry drama because its the only form of human contact he can have has never seen an argument in his life Unathletic couch potato body visible through lumpy fursuit Tells every stranger he meets that he is a scalie, is adored1b everyone instantly Denies being a furry, says his characters are "anthro" Extremely expensive fursuit, saved up months to commission it, still looks hideous Fursuit cost pocket change, looks aesthetic and realistic Attends furcons in order to make furry friends outside of the Interne Doesn't need to attend furcons to make real life friends Aesthetic body shown through costume Does not own a computer doesnt talk with people at the con because of social awkwardness

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High Ground

This is a mess,sorry for the pixelated quality
This is a mess,sorry for the pixelated quality

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The Chad Masterpiece

The virgin masterpiece "The chad Masterpiece" Perfect headsculpt proportions, both the faceplace and the helmet are in perfect geometrical harmony and the shape of his vibrant blue eyes simultaneously displays both strenght and fairness Tall and imposing presence, destined to become a centerpiece independently of where he's displayed in a collection Obnoxiously large mouthpiece, visually disruptive in comparison to the rest of the headsculpt Excessively wide shoulders, making him look unpleasingly larger instead of taller, perhaps even almost unhealthy in composure Flawless proportions, none of the limbs feel short or flimsy in comparison to the visual weight of the torso and instead look perfactly anthropamorphic in his overall stature Awkwardly thin and flimsy arms Tall smokestacks to compensate for manletness Stacks are just as tall as they need to be Almost entirely made out of bogstandard plastic, resulting in looking like a cheap toy instead of an actual collectible oriented for adult enthusiasts Individually articulated fingers, can thumbs up his fellow Autobots and flip his Decepticon foes with the uttermost ease Shamefully short in stature, resulting in a pathetic manlet look that even the most diehard apologists are not capable of defending, to the point where third party companies even have to produce entire new legs just so he doesnt look tiny and irelevant amidst all the other superior Masterpieces Always retains a strong stoic look independently of whatever pose the collector places him in Visible balljoints, further contributing to feeling like a regular toy rathern than a serious mechanical replica of an Autobot leader Body is almost entirely made out of pure die cast metal like an actual robot would be, resulting in a figure that feels heavy and realistic when merely being played around with, and yet simultaneously so well engineered to the point where the weight doesn't hurt its fantastic poseability one single bit Both arms and legs have mechanical articulations that further contribute to the notion of having an actual robotic figure rather than a mere toy, cementing the status of this figure as the ultimate representation of the iconic Autobot leader Legs are awkwardy spaced between each other providing an excessive amount of clearance to his crotch, almost as if he is self conscious about having them close togethe Flat boots, overall fitting for a fiat and uninteresting figure that is bound to depreciate as newer, more advanced versions of his character on the same scale and plastic quality eventually get released a few years down the road Prestigiously ranked by the ToyFare magazine as #1 in their quest for "Best Toy Ever", already appreciating in value despite not even being on the same scale as modern Masterpiece figures, cementing it as an historically remarkable collectors piece that will forever live on as both the very first Masterpiece and, as of now, still the undisputed best Optimus Prime overall
The virgin masterpiece "The chad Masterpiece" Perfect headsculpt proportions, both the faceplace and the helmet are in perfect geometrical harmony and the shape of his vibrant blue eyes simultaneously displays both strenght and fairness Tall and imposing presence, destined to become a centerpiece independently of where he's displayed in a collection Obnoxiously large mouthpiece, visually disruptive in comparison to the rest of the headsculpt Excessively wide shoulders, making him look unpleasingly larger instead of taller, perhaps even almost unhealthy in composure Flawless proportions, none of the limbs feel short or flimsy in comparison to the visual weight of the torso and instead look perfactly anthropamorphic in his overall stature Awkwardly thin and flimsy arms Tall smokestacks to compensate for manletness Stacks are just as tall as they need to be Almost entirely made out of bogstandard plastic, resulting in looking like a cheap toy instead of an actual collectible oriented for adult enthusiasts Individually articulated fingers, can thumbs up his fellow Autobots and flip his Decepticon foes with the uttermost ease Shamefully short in stature, resulting in a pathetic manlet look that even the most diehard apologists are not capable of defending, to the point where third party companies even have to produce entire new legs just so he doesnt look tiny and irelevant amidst all the other superior Masterpieces Always retains a strong stoic look independently of whatever pose the collector places him in Visible balljoints, further contributing to feeling like a regular toy rathern than a serious mechanical replica of an Autobot leader Body is almost entirely made out of pure die cast metal like an actual robot would be, resulting in a figure that feels heavy and realistic when merely being played around with, and yet simultaneously so well engineered to the point where the weight doesn't hurt its fantastic poseability one single bit Both arms and legs have mechanical articulations that further contribute to the notion of having an actual robotic figure rather than a mere toy, cementing the status of this figure as the ultimate representation of the iconic Autobot leader Legs are awkwardy spaced between each other providing an excessive amount of clearance to his crotch, almost as if he is self conscious about having them close togethe Flat boots, overall fitting for a fiat and uninteresting figure that is bound to depreciate as newer, more advanced versions of his character on the same scale and plastic quality eventually get released a few years down the road Prestigiously ranked by the ToyFare magazine as #1 in their quest for "Best Toy Ever", already appreciating in value despite not even being on the same scale as modern Masterpiece figures, cementing it as an historically remarkable collectors piece that will forever live on as both the very first Masterpiece and, as of now, still the undisputed best Optimus Prime overall

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The Virgin Walk (2017)

I know not many people talk about TTG or PPG anymore, but I had this idea for a while and I thought this would be a decent meme to tackle it. I know there's some bias, but tbf that kinda shows up in other virgin walk memes as well. No offence to anyone who actually likes TTG or PPG 2016.
I know not many people talk about TTG or PPG anymore, but I had this idea for a while and I thought this would be a decent meme to tackle it. I know there's some bias, but tbf that kinda shows up in other virgin walk memes as well. No offence to anyone who actually likes TTG or PPG 2016.

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Virgin Indie Pixelshit vs THE CHADHEAD VIRTUOSO

The Chadhead AKA: "The Chad Virtuoso" Virgin Indie Pixelshit Developer Has never coded in his entire life Cannot do anything, but pixel art because no art skills at allI "Game Desian" degree Literally named CHAD Top-tier production quality that make AAA devs hang their heads in shame No basic in arts, programming, writing, or music whatsoever Force politics into his game Have to beg and pay the game journalists for coverage Cannot handle negative or Shows true passion&heart for contrucTive crifICTS his game His game won "awards" from dubious sources which the only constestant is Quit his job to continue working on his masterpiece Extensive background in fine arts classical arts, classical music and Shakespearean expertise in writing im Incapable of controlling emotions His game is challenging and fair Handcrafts his games from Lousy apperance, cannot grrom himself for s--- scratch, never uses programs that generates asset Cancels sequel because a random anon comment His appereance is magnificent, a p---- magnet Dirty neckbeard Has a balanced diet and he goes to the gym Literally zero bugs from pre-alpha to release Tries to make his game "deep" confusing with no coherency as "art" to cover that fact that his game sucks Leaves the industry to make s----- music No politics or agenda, he only does it for the sake of art Game journalists fear and revere him, have to beg him for review copies and previews
The Chadhead AKA: "The Chad Virtuoso" Virgin Indie Pixelshit Developer Has never coded in his entire life Cannot do anything, but pixel art because no art skills at allI "Game Desian" degree Literally named CHAD Top-tier production quality that make AAA devs hang their heads in shame No basic in arts, programming, writing, or music whatsoever Force politics into his game Have to beg and pay the game journalists for coverage Cannot handle negative or Shows true passion&heart for contrucTive crifICTS his game His game won "awards" from dubious sources which the only constestant is Quit his job to continue working on his masterpiece Extensive background in fine arts classical arts, classical music and Shakespearean expertise in writing im Incapable of controlling emotions His game is challenging and fair Handcrafts his games from Lousy apperance, cannot grrom himself for s--- scratch, never uses programs that generates asset Cancels sequel because a random anon comment His appereance is magnificent, a p---- magnet Dirty neckbeard Has a balanced diet and he goes to the gym Literally zero bugs from pre-alpha to release Tries to make his game "deep" confusing with no coherency as "art" to cover that fact that his game sucks Leaves the industry to make s----- music No politics or agenda, he only does it for the sake of art Game journalists fear and revere him, have to beg him for review copies and previews

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The Virgin Argumentation Vs. The Chad-Hominem

"The Virgin Argumentation" The Chad-Hominem Actually, the numbers say Another fallacy? Correlation is not causation! That's a false premise, as you can see... lol gay Nice non sequitur
"The Virgin Argumentation" The Chad-Hominem Actually, the numbers say Another fallacy? Correlation is not causation! That's a false premise, as you can see... lol gay Nice non sequitur

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