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Home Depot VS Lowes

Most like bald or balding The Virgin Lowes Employee" he Chad Home Depot Associate" Basking in confidence, knows every SKU and where to find it Stares at customers until they get uncomfortable Avoids eye contact with customers Lacking confidence, doesn't know where half the items in the store are Wears a s----- vest Doesn't like to wear gloves, complains his job is harder with them on Wears gloves because he likes to stay InFocus every day Forced to wear ieans in the middle of summer Wears a bitching apron, can hold everything in his pouches Relies on his phone to help customers Wears a short sleeve shirt to show off massive biceps from lifting freight Walks slowly everywhere in the store, can't even use lift equipement Has a massive d--- that he uses to plow Lowes' employees' wives with Can use every piece of equipment in the store, chooses to pick up pallets with hands instead Gets to wear shorts during the summer, shows off massive calves and makes everyone wet Can walk at the speed of light, always gets to customers on time
Most like bald or balding The Virgin Lowes Employee" he Chad Home Depot Associate" Basking in confidence, knows every SKU and where to find it Stares at customers until they get uncomfortable Avoids eye contact with customers Lacking confidence, doesn't know where half the items in the store are Wears a s----- vest Doesn't like to wear gloves, complains his job is harder with them on Wears gloves because he likes to stay InFocus every day Forced to wear ieans in the middle of summer Wears a bitching apron, can hold everything in his pouches Relies on his phone to help customers Wears a short sleeve shirt to show off massive biceps from lifting freight Walks slowly everywhere in the store, can't even use lift equipement Has a massive d--- that he uses to plow Lowes' employees' wives with Can use every piece of equipment in the store, chooses to pick up pallets with hands instead Gets to wear shorts during the summer, shows off massive calves and makes everyone wet Can walk at the speed of light, always gets to customers on time

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The Virgin Tribute vs The Chad Immortalization

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virgin national review vs chad national affairs

Sure, nativist populism has always been conservative" Hasn't broken philosophical ground or offered original policy ideas since Buckley Only daily column is literally just a list of new research papers Has long since ascended beyond petty partisanship, magnanimous and humane positions on fractious ssues f- Brightest talent jumping ship to the Atlantic Spins up the National Review Institute and 10+ "centers" so it can pretend to be a think tank Puts out entire policy books on innovation and education "Free speech is great, but it's being used wrong by Silicon Valley and college protestors" Dredges up PC Culture outrage p--- for that cultural reactionary cash So entrenched in academia that all their articles can be downloaded as pdfs THE CHAD THE VIRGIN NATIONAL REVIEW NATIONAL FFAIRS Wishes it could write longform, but knows it would alienate its audience Publishes quarterly, doesn't care how often you check in Can average 10,000 words a piece without breaking a sweat French only the third most notable conservative journalist named David Too shallow for intelligent conservatives, too pretentious for the rest Only dimly aware of what drives conservative clicks, immune to temptations of populist pandering Still has D'Souza on the masthead Not compelled to constantly shout its conservative or intellectual bona fides
Sure, nativist populism has always been conservative" Hasn't broken philosophical ground or offered original policy ideas since Buckley Only daily column is literally just a list of new research papers Has long since ascended beyond petty partisanship, magnanimous and humane positions on fractious ssues f- Brightest talent jumping ship to the Atlantic Spins up the National Review Institute and 10+ "centers" so it can pretend to be a think tank Puts out entire policy books on innovation and education "Free speech is great, but it's being used wrong by Silicon Valley and college protestors" Dredges up PC Culture outrage p--- for that cultural reactionary cash So entrenched in academia that all their articles can be downloaded as pdfs THE CHAD THE VIRGIN NATIONAL REVIEW NATIONAL FFAIRS Wishes it could write longform, but knows it would alienate its audience Publishes quarterly, doesn't care how often you check in Can average 10,000 words a piece without breaking a sweat French only the third most notable conservative journalist named David Too shallow for intelligent conservatives, too pretentious for the rest Only dimly aware of what drives conservative clicks, immune to temptations of populist pandering Still has D'Souza on the masthead Not compelled to constantly shout its conservative or intellectual bona fides

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Virgin Ranger vs Chadturion

Yes, I know it's been done a thousand times but I just want to push this one in, no matter how horrid it is.
Yes, I know it's been done a thousand times but I just want to push this one in, no matter how horrid it is.

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Virgin meme killer vs chad meme police

The Virgin Meme Killers The Chad Meme Police slowly kills the meme used as God intended made by normies for normies will derail a thread unapologetically relatively normal if not somewhat awkward person, designed to be relatable to most high-functioning 4chan users deliberately ridicoulous and over-the-top, does things no sane indidviual would likely do. designed to be the polar opposite of the virgin to remarkable effect what i dislike what i like unny.ce unfunny edits obnoxiously biased funny for connoisseurs of the finest memes
The Virgin Meme Killers The Chad Meme Police slowly kills the meme used as God intended made by normies for normies will derail a thread unapologetically relatively normal if not somewhat awkward person, designed to be relatable to most high-functioning 4chan users deliberately ridicoulous and over-the-top, does things no sane indidviual would likely do. designed to be the polar opposite of the virgin to remarkable effect what i dislike what i like unny.ce unfunny edits obnoxiously biased funny for connoisseurs of the finest memes

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The Chad Todger Dodger

THE CHAD TODGER-DODGER The Virgin Homophobe Able to control hair growth at will, but Hair looks like corn; uses ton of orange spray tan to make up for his tiny hands Schooses to have absolutely none Outright bans gays without need for explanation Only bans transgender soldiers; doesn't bother to think about any others Castrates people with his bare hands Thinks being a T'V celebrity will make him popular, even though everyone hated him Rarely says anything about the gay community due to fear of losing votes EX-KGB, knows 100 different ways to decapitate someone with a bar of soap Suppresses any and all dissent, even going so far as to ban memes of him Skillfully avoids any and all penises, especially his own Kgows he'l1 only have 4 years in office: tries too hard to f--- the country up and actually accomplishes nothing Fires people constantly to hide his own ineptitude, which backfires on him Country was already f----- up before he was elected; knows he will soon be President For Life and as such uses his iron fist against all who oppose him Doesn't worry about losing votes, because anyone who voted against him is already dead Doesn 't know who or where his children are Has hands the size of sledgehammers Fires corrupt politicians and then kicks them so hard their balls explode in a shower of gore
THE CHAD TODGER-DODGER The Virgin Homophobe Able to control hair growth at will, but Hair looks like corn; uses ton of orange spray tan to make up for his tiny hands Schooses to have absolutely none Outright bans gays without need for explanation Only bans transgender soldiers; doesn't bother to think about any others Castrates people with his bare hands Thinks being a T'V celebrity will make him popular, even though everyone hated him Rarely says anything about the gay community due to fear of losing votes EX-KGB, knows 100 different ways to decapitate someone with a bar of soap Suppresses any and all dissent, even going so far as to ban memes of him Skillfully avoids any and all penises, especially his own Kgows he'l1 only have 4 years in office: tries too hard to f--- the country up and actually accomplishes nothing Fires people constantly to hide his own ineptitude, which backfires on him Country was already f----- up before he was elected; knows he will soon be President For Life and as such uses his iron fist against all who oppose him Doesn't worry about losing votes, because anyone who voted against him is already dead Doesn 't know who or where his children are Has hands the size of sledgehammers Fires corrupt politicians and then kicks them so hard their balls explode in a shower of gore

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Virgin Easter vs. Chad Passover

"NEXT YEAR IN ISRAEL!" THE CHAD THE VIRGIN EASTER Non-Jews are invited over to learn and participate AER Celebrates the time that the friends of an ecentric street preacher / part-time construction worker said he rose from the dead Lasts one day Serves ham (probably due to latent antisemitism) Actual multi-course dinners with fine tableware Lasts eight days HILLE Plastic forks and everyday dishes Rituals require that you chug large amounts of wine Celebrates the time that the M------------ ANGEL OF DEATH spared your people Are we seriously doing this again next year?" Kids and adults you don't like are forced to sit at the kids' table Children of all ages participate fully in the ceremony (including stealing matzoh and selling it back to their parents) Goes to church for the first and only time that year Have to get rid of all leavened products LOW CARB & BROTEIN DIET
"NEXT YEAR IN ISRAEL!" THE CHAD THE VIRGIN EASTER Non-Jews are invited over to learn and participate AER Celebrates the time that the friends of an ecentric street preacher / part-time construction worker said he rose from the dead Lasts one day Serves ham (probably due to latent antisemitism) Actual multi-course dinners with fine tableware Lasts eight days HILLE Plastic forks and everyday dishes Rituals require that you chug large amounts of wine Celebrates the time that the M------------ ANGEL OF DEATH spared your people Are we seriously doing this again next year?" Kids and adults you don't like are forced to sit at the kids' table Children of all ages participate fully in the ceremony (including stealing matzoh and selling it back to their parents) Goes to church for the first and only time that year Have to get rid of all leavened products LOW CARB & BROTEIN DIET

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The Virgin Reigns vs The Chad Danielson

Turned a one svllable utterance into best catchphrase of the modern era. The Virgin Reigns Married in secret to some heard of. Also has ever heard of Maried in secret to eTHE CHADbeier aatchphratse dyanb ody hso eDANIELSON of the modem era Has lame catchphrases like Sufferin' Succotash. Talks about beanstalks on the regular. Proudly married to the famous Brie Bella. Has a daughter who will one day win the Women's Title daughter no one has Humbly relinquishes his titles without ever having lost. Wears tactical vest for illegal protection, and to hide the signs of years of cycling on and off roids Has lost every title he's ever held by being pinned His sculpted chest provides more than enough protection. Proudly displays 8 pack abs earned through years of eating only the finest vegan, non dairy, gluten free, free trade produce Had his entire title reign ended by Sheamus in 5:15. Carries the humiliation with him to this day Was defeated by Sheamus in 18 seconds, but used the humiliation of losing his title to propel himself to the main event. Spent the last two years working. tirelessly to improve. Audience still boos him relentlessly and refuses to see him as the face of the company. Spent the last two years as a retired Total Divas cast member. Audience is still desperate to see him as the face of the company. Can't even find Japan on a map. Keeps pointing to China. Puts on lame WWE style matches with an embarrassing 4.5 star ceiling Wrestled for based NJPW in the past. May return there again some day to put on 7 Star classic with Kenny Omega Will never turn heel even though it's the only way the audience will ever accept him as anything other Used a well timed heel run to become the babyface that even smarks love to cheer. than a failure. Awesome red boots. Boring, regular shoes
Turned a one svllable utterance into best catchphrase of the modern era. The Virgin Reigns Married in secret to some heard of. Also has ever heard of Maried in secret to eTHE CHADbeier aatchphratse dyanb ody hso eDANIELSON of the modem era Has lame catchphrases like Sufferin' Succotash. Talks about beanstalks on the regular. Proudly married to the famous Brie Bella. Has a daughter who will one day win the Women's Title daughter no one has Humbly relinquishes his titles without ever having lost. Wears tactical vest for illegal protection, and to hide the signs of years of cycling on and off roids Has lost every title he's ever held by being pinned His sculpted chest provides more than enough protection. Proudly displays 8 pack abs earned through years of eating only the finest vegan, non dairy, gluten free, free trade produce Had his entire title reign ended by Sheamus in 5:15. Carries the humiliation with him to this day Was defeated by Sheamus in 18 seconds, but used the humiliation of losing his title to propel himself to the main event. Spent the last two years working. tirelessly to improve. Audience still boos him relentlessly and refuses to see him as the face of the company. Spent the last two years as a retired Total Divas cast member. Audience is still desperate to see him as the face of the company. Can't even find Japan on a map. Keeps pointing to China. Puts on lame WWE style matches with an embarrassing 4.5 star ceiling Wrestled for based NJPW in the past. May return there again some day to put on 7 Star classic with Kenny Omega Will never turn heel even though it's the only way the audience will ever accept him as anything other Used a well timed heel run to become the babyface that even smarks love to cheer. than a failure. Awesome red boots. Boring, regular shoes

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Virgin Shooter Vs. Chad Shooter

The Virgin Shooter The Chad Shooter Encourages team play, but adds POTG, acting as an insentive to go balls to the walls and abadon your team Has a better community Removed a Tracer pose that was too sexy Even starts, everyone gets an Assault Rifle DVERWATCH ORIGINS EDITIO N Has a better cast of characters No singleplayer Simple and boring maps You wear badass armor that can be customized Launched perfect, no need for patches Has you choose hero that has special abilities that act as a crutch more than an extension of your skill T Rating Forge Mode. You can make your own maps LGBT Pandering Has a singleplayer story mode Multiplayer is already dated You can make your own gamemodes A community with such toxticity levels that it rivals 4Chan Has a verity of cool weapons that serve different purposes Launched imperfect and needs patches to stay alive Timeless multiplayer gamemodes and maps that set the industry standard So many cool vehicles to drive Loot Boxes Pretty much only 2 gamemodes 16 Press button to win special abilities. w.peg L BIZARD BUNGİE Microsoft Interactive maps that add depth to gameplay tudi Adds more heroes, does not focus on fixing the core game M rating. No kids allowed Story ingame is non-exsistent Waifu bait. Have to rely on skill in order to win gun fights
The Virgin Shooter The Chad Shooter Encourages team play, but adds POTG, acting as an insentive to go balls to the walls and abadon your team Has a better community Removed a Tracer pose that was too sexy Even starts, everyone gets an Assault Rifle DVERWATCH ORIGINS EDITIO N Has a better cast of characters No singleplayer Simple and boring maps You wear badass armor that can be customized Launched perfect, no need for patches Has you choose hero that has special abilities that act as a crutch more than an extension of your skill T Rating Forge Mode. You can make your own maps LGBT Pandering Has a singleplayer story mode Multiplayer is already dated You can make your own gamemodes A community with such toxticity levels that it rivals 4Chan Has a verity of cool weapons that serve different purposes Launched imperfect and needs patches to stay alive Timeless multiplayer gamemodes and maps that set the industry standard So many cool vehicles to drive Loot Boxes Pretty much only 2 gamemodes 16 Press button to win special abilities. w.peg L BIZARD BUNGİE Microsoft Interactive maps that add depth to gameplay tudi Adds more heroes, does not focus on fixing the core game M rating. No kids allowed Story ingame is non-exsistent Waifu bait. Have to rely on skill in order to win gun fights

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the virgin survivor vs the chad counselor

the virgin suvivor THE CHAD COUNSELOR relies on stats and has perks but don't need them to escape can't fight the killer can kick jason/roy's ass relies on perks and jukes uses the pallet loop technique uses the "window game" techqique takes a whole minute to repair got his ass kidnapped by the enity and trapped forever takes 20 seconds to repair anything after escaping will most likey live a normal life only have to worry about one ability every killer has has to skill check to heal himself has to worry about 9 abilities jason/roy has flashlight runs out of battery flashlight lasts forever can just only spray himself he will be A okay
the virgin suvivor THE CHAD COUNSELOR relies on stats and has perks but don't need them to escape can't fight the killer can kick jason/roy's ass relies on perks and jukes uses the pallet loop technique uses the "window game" techqique takes a whole minute to repair got his ass kidnapped by the enity and trapped forever takes 20 seconds to repair anything after escaping will most likey live a normal life only have to worry about one ability every killer has has to skill check to heal himself has to worry about 9 abilities jason/roy has flashlight runs out of battery flashlight lasts forever can just only spray himself he will be A okay

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SFW vs NSFW Artists

Thought this would be a little humorous to throw together To clarify, I do not think all sfw and nsfw artists are like this. I know that bad and good apples exist within both groups. This is just based off of my own personal experiences from what I've seen with the online art world
Thought this would be a little humorous to throw together To clarify, I do not think all sfw and nsfw artists are like this. I know that bad and good apples exist within both groups. This is just based off of my own personal experiences from what I've seen with the online art world

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The Chad JPEG vs Virgin PNG

THE GHAD TPEG meant to be used for real pictures and photographs the enlightened meme file type lossy compression hides imperfections of s----- artists top-tier ironic memeing. gave birth to deep fried memes no transparency, if you wanna steal his art you gotta start cropping The White House has the ability to create JPEGS
THE GHAD TPEG meant to be used for real pictures and photographs the enlightened meme file type lossy compression hides imperfections of s----- artists top-tier ironic memeing. gave birth to deep fried memes no transparency, if you wanna steal his art you gotta start cropping The White House has the ability to create JPEGS

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Delivery vs Shipment

The Virgin Delivery The Chad Shipment Carries package on his smooth mohawk, doesn't handle with care Will only deliver if he is face to face with the recipient Never wears uniform Demands a signature even if not required Bangs on the house Steps quietly to not disturb the neighborhood Prefers to leave the package by the door Exempts duty fees screams out “DELIVERY" to make his presence known to anyone within a mile Doesn't ask for a signature Delivers 2 days early Asks for duty fees even if local Delivers when he feels like it Parks on the front yard of the home Always in uniform Parks quietly on the street Handles package with utmost care
The Virgin Delivery The Chad Shipment Carries package on his smooth mohawk, doesn't handle with care Will only deliver if he is face to face with the recipient Never wears uniform Demands a signature even if not required Bangs on the house Steps quietly to not disturb the neighborhood Prefers to leave the package by the door Exempts duty fees screams out “DELIVERY" to make his presence known to anyone within a mile Doesn't ask for a signature Delivers 2 days early Asks for duty fees even if local Delivers when he feels like it Parks on the front yard of the home Always in uniform Parks quietly on the street Handles package with utmost care

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The Virgin Pants vs The Chad Kilt by Skogbeorn

he Virgin Pants Demonstiarte youi superioI confidence Restricts motion, making it harder to run/jump/climb/fight Seam rides up your crotch on long walks Extia space compensates for the huge balls it takes to wea one Fieedom! Zipper makes a fake boner whenever you sit down Pockets bulge and look weird when you put things in them Gathers wa ain on cold daus and cold ai on hot days for year-tound comfort Will get worn out over time especially around the knees You wI never be caught with youI pants down DUnIAGLAS Makes your legs itchy if it's too warm or cold Doesn't estict youI balls at all to ensuie maximum testosterone Assert youI natuial dominance by walking aiound in a glorified skirt and still looking manlie than Restricts space around your balls makin g you less virile output at all times Pubes get stuck in zipper for big OUCH Easy access Makes you look boring and generic Great opportunities for diclk names like "the bagpipes" "the claymoie" and "willy wallac" Random women stop you to ask about youI underwear (or lack thereof Non-adjustable S----- skinny jeans make people mistake you for a hipster
he Virgin Pants Demonstiarte youi superioI confidence Restricts motion, making it harder to run/jump/climb/fight Seam rides up your crotch on long walks Extia space compensates for the huge balls it takes to wea one Fieedom! Zipper makes a fake boner whenever you sit down Pockets bulge and look weird when you put things in them Gathers wa ain on cold daus and cold ai on hot days for year-tound comfort Will get worn out over time especially around the knees You wI never be caught with youI pants down DUnIAGLAS Makes your legs itchy if it's too warm or cold Doesn't estict youI balls at all to ensuie maximum testosterone Assert youI natuial dominance by walking aiound in a glorified skirt and still looking manlie than Restricts space around your balls makin g you less virile output at all times Pubes get stuck in zipper for big OUCH Easy access Makes you look boring and generic Great opportunities for diclk names like "the bagpipes" "the claymoie" and "willy wallac" Random women stop you to ask about youI underwear (or lack thereof Non-adjustable S----- skinny jeans make people mistake you for a hipster

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Virgin Funko vs Nendochad

"The Virgin Funko" Pitch-black, round eyes that convey no emotion. Square head that looks boring Will swallow your heart and soul. Static frontal pose suitable for a demonic totem Uncanny valley abomination The Nendochad Colorful, expressive animu eyes. Cute baby head that demands your kisses. Will overheat your heart and soul. OUCH! Adorable anime chibi Comes in detachable dynamic poses
"The Virgin Funko" Pitch-black, round eyes that convey no emotion. Square head that looks boring Will swallow your heart and soul. Static frontal pose suitable for a demonic totem Uncanny valley abomination The Nendochad Colorful, expressive animu eyes. Cute baby head that demands your kisses. Will overheat your heart and soul. OUCH! Adorable anime chibi Comes in detachable dynamic poses

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