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Turned a one svllable utterance into best catchphrase of the modern era. The Virgin Reigns Married in secret to some heard of. Also has ever heard of Maried in secret to eTHE CHADbeier aatchphratse dyanb ody hso eDANIELSON of the modem era Has lame catchphrases like Sufferin' Succotash. Talks about beanstalks on the regular. Proudly married to the famous Brie Bella. Has a daughter who will one day win the Women's Title daughter no one has Humbly relinquishes his titles without ever having lost. Wears tactical vest for illegal protection, and to hide the signs of years of cycling on and off roids Has lost every title he's ever held by being pinned His sculpted chest provides more than enough protection. Proudly displays 8 pack abs earned through years of eating only the finest vegan, non dairy, gluten free, free trade produce Had his entire title reign ended by Sheamus in 5:15. Carries the humiliation with him to this day Was defeated by Sheamus in 18 seconds, but used the humiliation of losing his title to propel himself to the main event. Spent the last two years working. tirelessly to improve. Audience still boos him relentlessly and refuses to see him as the face of the company. Spent the last two years as a retired Total Divas cast member. Audience is still desperate to see him as the face of the company. Can't even find Japan on a map. Keeps pointing to China. Puts on lame WWE style matches with an embarrassing 4.5 star ceiling Wrestled for based NJPW in the past. May return there again some day to put on 7 Star classic with Kenny Omega Will never turn heel even though it's the only way the audience will ever accept him as anything other Used a well timed heel run to become the babyface that even smarks love to cheer. than a failure. Awesome red boots. Boring, regular shoes

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The Virgin Reigns vs The Chad Danielson


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Mar 24, 2018 at 10:08PM EDT

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