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Turned a one svllable utterance into best catchphrase of the modern era. The Virgin Reigns Married in secret to some heard of. Also has ever heard of Maried in secret to eTHE CHADbeier aatchphratse dyanb ody hso eDANIELSON of the modem era Has lame catchphrases like Sufferin' Succotash. Talks about beanstalks on the regular. Proudly married to the famous Brie Bella. Has a daughter who will one day win the Women's Title daughter no one has Humbly relinquishes his titles without ever having lost. Wears tactical vest for illegal protection, and to hide the signs of years of cycling on and off roids Has lost every title he's ever held by being pinned His sculpted chest provides more than enough protection. Proudly displays 8 pack abs earned through years of eating only the finest vegan, non dairy, gluten free, free trade produce Had his entire title reign ended by Sheamus in 5:15. Carries the humiliation with him to this day Was defeated by Sheamus in 18 seconds, but used the humiliation of losing his title to propel himself to the main event. Spent the last two years working. tirelessly to improve. Audience still boos him relentlessly and refuses to see him as the face of the company. Spent the last two years as a retired Total Divas cast member. Audience is still desperate to see him as the face of the company. Can't even find Japan on a map. Keeps pointing to China. Puts on lame WWE style matches with an embarrassing 4.5 star ceiling Wrestled for based NJPW in the past. May return there again some day to put on 7 Star classic with Kenny Omega Will never turn heel even though it's the only way the audience will ever accept him as anything other Used a well timed heel run to become the babyface that even smarks love to cheer. than a failure. Awesome red boots. Boring, regular shoes

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The Virgin Reigns vs The Chad Danielson


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Mar 24, 2018 at 10:08PM EDT

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