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"NEXT YEAR IN ISRAEL!" THE CHAD THE VIRGIN EASTER Non-Jews are invited over to learn and participate AER Celebrates the time that the friends of an ecentric street preacher / part-time construction worker said he rose from the dead Lasts one day Serves ham (probably due to latent antisemitism) Actual multi-course dinners with fine tableware Lasts eight days HILLE Plastic forks and everyday dishes Rituals require that you chug large amounts of wine Celebrates the time that the M------------ ANGEL OF DEATH spared your people Are we seriously doing this again next year?" Kids and adults you don't like are forced to sit at the kids' table Children of all ages participate fully in the ceremony (including stealing matzoh and selling it back to their parents) Goes to church for the first and only time that year Have to get rid of all leavened products LOW CARB & BROTEIN DIET

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Virgin Easter vs. Chad Passover


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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