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The Virgin's Virgin v. THE CHAD'S CHAD

THICK LIPS READY TO KISS STACIES 24/7. HE HAS ACTUALLY The virgin virgin The CHAD CHAD ALWAYS BEEN KISSING A STACY. LIKE IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL TO THE ANCIENT GREECE Forward head YOU WOULD THEN ALSO posture FIND CHAD KISSING A STACY HE IS FULLY AWAKE AND SLEEP AT THE (FORGOT TO POINT OUT THAT Convex occipital bone SAME TIME IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE CAN HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ALIVE AND BE THINKING ABOUT AND SOLVING DEAD AT THE SAME TIMME IN EXTREMELY COMPLEX ABSTRACT PROBLEMS Now and then he fantasizes ORDER TO BE ABLE TO FROM MATHEMATICS, PHYSICS AND LOGIC MEANWHILE AT THE SAME TIME about taking revenge on his elementary school bullies but, let's be honest, we know he'll do nothing irl PARTAKE IN O----- WITH Retruded jaw. SUCCUBUS IN HELL AND WITH IMPREGNATING A HAREM OF 10/10 STACIES FROM ANY CENTURY IN HEAVEN) Literally lacks mandibular ramus STACIES INA LUCID DREAM Slouched posture HE CAN CRY, DANCE, LAUGH, SING AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME IN Has to manually breathe, swallow and walk. Unemployed, thought it would be a good idea to MULTIPLE DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HE IS AT restart uni but is too Can't synchronize breathing and walking pace with Becky when rarely going outdoors with her afraid of being isolated by more outgoing and gl THIS EXACT MOMENT PRESENT SIMULTANEOUSLY IN INFINITE classmates SOLAR SYSTEMS WHERE IN EACH ONE OF THEM HE'S CURRENTLY OUCH I ENJOYING SEX WITH ALIEN STACIE OF Literally didn't laughed nor cried a single time in the last ten years. Also last time he went to a ALL KIND NEVER HAD TO WORK. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DAY. HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS CONSTANTLY party (not counting here grandma's birthday) was in 2006 or so BEING FILLED WITH FRESH LAD HAS A BIG OWNERS OF RESTAURANTS PAY MONEY COMING FROM People think that he's still in high school but actuallys he's 31 yrs old. No one can takes him AMOUNT OF HIM ON A REGULAR BASIS TO BILLIONAIRE STACIES FROM RESPECT FOR HIM LAD likes him, yet he believes that virgin should better try to solve its issues GET HIM EATING AT THEIR ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT AND CONSIDERS LOCALS SINCE THE MERE WILL SUPPORT HIM FORA LIFE Wears always the same boring outfit with dark and cold CHAD A GOOD PRESENCE OF CHAD ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF STACIES TO THE TIME seriously because of his FRIEND by himself. Thinks that looks offering help wouldn't be a good move, since most probably virgin would feel humiliated PLACE WILLING TO EAT AND colours in order to pass unnoticed and avoid being bullied by in that case. strangers in the streets SPEND ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤHERE WITH TΗΕ SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING CLOSE TO CHAD DOESN'T HAVE THE FAINTEST CLUE ABOUT WHAT FEMINISM IS. IF A THE LENGHT OF HIS PENIS IS FEMINIST CcOMES ACROosS HIM IN SUCH THAT YOU COULD THE STREET, SHE'S INMIEDIATELY Was never invited to MEASURE INTERGALACTIC Whenever he goes out CONVERTED INTO A STACY IN A the fantastic halloween DISTANCES USING from mom's basement MATTER OF NANOSECONDS SINCE People think he will commit suicide sooner parties that the Stacy he was in love with used to throw in last "CHADCOCKS" AS A UNIT OF insects will surround and follow him since they detect he could die at any IT'S TECHNICALLY IMIPOSSIBLE MEASUREMENT, E.G., THE THAT A GIRL REMAINS FEMINIST DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH than later. He's actually a very calm and rational peson though, aware that he just got bad luck with looks, but still can't avoid being constantly suggested about how good it'd be for him to start coun seling and take psych meds in order to fix his head AFTER LOOKING AT CHAD. nineties AND ANDROMEDA GALAXY FEMINISTS TURN moment as a consequence of his extremely frail health COULD BE BETTER EXPRESSED AUTOMATICALLY INTO BETA AS "1 NANOCHADCOCK" WOMEN SUPPORTERS OF PATRIARCHY IN THE EXACT TRAINS HIS CHEST ΜΟΜΕΝT THEY ΜΕET HΠΜ AND TRICEPS BY PUSHING THE EARTH THROUGH ITS ORBIT AROUND THE SUN
THICK LIPS READY TO KISS STACIES 24/7. HE HAS ACTUALLY The virgin virgin The CHAD CHAD ALWAYS BEEN KISSING A STACY. LIKE IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL TO THE ANCIENT GREECE Forward head YOU WOULD THEN ALSO posture FIND CHAD KISSING A STACY HE IS FULLY AWAKE AND SLEEP AT THE (FORGOT TO POINT OUT THAT Convex occipital bone SAME TIME IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE CAN HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ALIVE AND BE THINKING ABOUT AND SOLVING DEAD AT THE SAME TIMME IN EXTREMELY COMPLEX ABSTRACT PROBLEMS Now and then he fantasizes ORDER TO BE ABLE TO FROM MATHEMATICS, PHYSICS AND LOGIC MEANWHILE AT THE SAME TIME about taking revenge on his elementary school bullies but, let's be honest, we know he'll do nothing irl PARTAKE IN O----- WITH Retruded jaw. SUCCUBUS IN HELL AND WITH IMPREGNATING A HAREM OF 10/10 STACIES FROM ANY CENTURY IN HEAVEN) Literally lacks mandibular ramus STACIES INA LUCID DREAM Slouched posture HE CAN CRY, DANCE, LAUGH, SING AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME IN Has to manually breathe, swallow and walk. Unemployed, thought it would be a good idea to MULTIPLE DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HE IS AT restart uni but is too Can't synchronize breathing and walking pace with Becky when rarely going outdoors with her afraid of being isolated by more outgoing and gl THIS EXACT MOMENT PRESENT SIMULTANEOUSLY IN INFINITE classmates SOLAR SYSTEMS WHERE IN EACH ONE OF THEM HE'S CURRENTLY OUCH I ENJOYING SEX WITH ALIEN STACIE OF Literally didn't laughed nor cried a single time in the last ten years. Also last time he went to a ALL KIND NEVER HAD TO WORK. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DAY. HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS CONSTANTLY party (not counting here grandma's birthday) was in 2006 or so BEING FILLED WITH FRESH LAD HAS A BIG OWNERS OF RESTAURANTS PAY MONEY COMING FROM People think that he's still in high school but actuallys he's 31 yrs old. No one can takes him AMOUNT OF HIM ON A REGULAR BASIS TO BILLIONAIRE STACIES FROM RESPECT FOR HIM LAD likes him, yet he believes that virgin should better try to solve its issues GET HIM EATING AT THEIR ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT AND CONSIDERS LOCALS SINCE THE MERE WILL SUPPORT HIM FORA LIFE Wears always the same boring outfit with dark and cold CHAD A GOOD PRESENCE OF CHAD ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF STACIES TO THE TIME seriously because of his FRIEND by himself. Thinks that looks offering help wouldn't be a good move, since most probably virgin would feel humiliated PLACE WILLING TO EAT AND colours in order to pass unnoticed and avoid being bullied by in that case. strangers in the streets SPEND ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤHERE WITH TΗΕ SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING CLOSE TO CHAD DOESN'T HAVE THE FAINTEST CLUE ABOUT WHAT FEMINISM IS. IF A THE LENGHT OF HIS PENIS IS FEMINIST CcOMES ACROosS HIM IN SUCH THAT YOU COULD THE STREET, SHE'S INMIEDIATELY Was never invited to MEASURE INTERGALACTIC Whenever he goes out CONVERTED INTO A STACY IN A the fantastic halloween DISTANCES USING from mom's basement MATTER OF NANOSECONDS SINCE People think he will commit suicide sooner parties that the Stacy he was in love with used to throw in last "CHADCOCKS" AS A UNIT OF insects will surround and follow him since they detect he could die at any IT'S TECHNICALLY IMIPOSSIBLE MEASUREMENT, E.G., THE THAT A GIRL REMAINS FEMINIST DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH than later. He's actually a very calm and rational peson though, aware that he just got bad luck with looks, but still can't avoid being constantly suggested about how good it'd be for him to start coun seling and take psych meds in order to fix his head AFTER LOOKING AT CHAD. nineties AND ANDROMEDA GALAXY FEMINISTS TURN moment as a consequence of his extremely frail health COULD BE BETTER EXPRESSED AUTOMATICALLY INTO BETA AS "1 NANOCHADCOCK" WOMEN SUPPORTERS OF PATRIARCHY IN THE EXACT TRAINS HIS CHEST ΜΟΜΕΝT THEY ΜΕET HΠΜ AND TRICEPS BY PUSHING THE EARTH THROUGH ITS ORBIT AROUND THE SUN

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The Virgin UPS Delivery Boy vs. THE CHAD FEDEX GOON

|ups delivery boy FEDEX GOON The virgin The Chad STAYS STRAPPED probably never shot a gun LIFTS HEAVY BOXES ALL ĐAY Ups follows Fedx company weapon policy DÍSREGARIDS COMPANY POLICY CRUSHES P---- handles little packages all day employer sends thank you letter to guys that shot him WILL PRORARLY GET FIRED GOES FOR THE KILLSHOT
|ups delivery boy FEDEX GOON The virgin The Chad STAYS STRAPPED probably never shot a gun LIFTS HEAVY BOXES ALL ĐAY Ups follows Fedx company weapon policy DÍSREGARIDS COMPANY POLICY CRUSHES P---- handles little packages all day employer sends thank you letter to guys that shot him WILL PRORARLY GET FIRED GOES FOR THE KILLSHOT

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Virgin Spike Spiegel v. CHAD SPACE DANDY

THE VIRGIN SPIKE SPIEGEL FROM COWBOY BEBOP THE CHAD SPACE DANDY FROM SPACE DANDY Gay-ass poofy hair and gentleman suit The most lovable douche in The most lovable Super-macho Elvis pompadour and jock jacket the universe, without a doubt douche he knows His spaceship contains one of His spaceship flies the coolest luxury homes in existence and even has an and serves as a Has a lazy, freeloading storage space Is constantly depressed, to the point of frequently having to rely on his incredibly useful sidekicks to prevent himself from straight- emergency escape pod that weeaboo s----head Uses normal guns can transform itself into a and an extremely giant robot Hawaiian Rejects the idea of becoming God simply because it would be too boring outdated and Uses laser guns overweight robot Rejects the idea of becoming God because it wouldn't allow him to go to Space Hooters vacuum cleaner as his sidekicks, simply Has an anthropomorphic alien cat from outer space Has a normal pet because of how dog from Earth confident he is up killing himself about being able to handle literally The English dub makes him sound The English dub gives him a typical boringly monotone "modest hero" voice anything by himself every bit as hilariously douchey and toxically Basically Johnny Basically Keanu Reeves and literally every generic masculine as he looks Bravo and the and (in many ways) is cartoon version "cool dude" in anime of Earthworm shows and spy movies Alone in the Jim combined combined into one Knows basically all of his Spider-Verse-esque alternate- universe selves by name universe into one insanely incredibly boring person awesome person Main female love interest Outright dies in the very first episode of the series, then immediately comes right back to life in the second episode is a busty receptionist who is a hilariously Generally lacks the power of cartoon logic Main female love interest is a generic 80s Blonde who only appears in flashbacks up until the massive Tsundere and Toon Force towards him and has a Has so little concern for constant physical very end of the series Often shows his own safety that he will even go as far as chain-crashing his own spaceship through an presence in the series surprisingly genuine So strong that he barely Has to rely on something as Rides giant surfboards through outer space while Handles nearly every problem he's faced with in the most realistic and least anime-trope-embracing fashion possible; in fact, throwing his horrifically moldy old refrigerator out of his spaceship's airlock is one of the most exciting things that he ever actually does in the entirety of the series even needs a brain wimpy and lame as "intelligence" concern for his entire planets explode into pieces behind him, nakedly flings himself out of an already-naked giant robot Statue Of Liberty so that he can Falcon Punch own safety but Name a single remotely asteroid field at Too lazy and nihilistic to even refuses to attractive woman in the terminal velocity just to help himself win a space admit it, like a total emo p---- consider using his "ladies' man" charm to actually pick the entire universe clean out of existence, dances so entire universe that he's hard that it creates a new Big Bang, etc, etc, etc looked at WITHOUT race, like a real man up chicks most of the time trying to hit on
THE VIRGIN SPIKE SPIEGEL FROM COWBOY BEBOP THE CHAD SPACE DANDY FROM SPACE DANDY Gay-ass poofy hair and gentleman suit The most lovable douche in The most lovable Super-macho Elvis pompadour and jock jacket the universe, without a doubt douche he knows His spaceship contains one of His spaceship flies the coolest luxury homes in existence and even has an and serves as a Has a lazy, freeloading storage space Is constantly depressed, to the point of frequently having to rely on his incredibly useful sidekicks to prevent himself from straight- emergency escape pod that weeaboo s----head Uses normal guns can transform itself into a and an extremely giant robot Hawaiian Rejects the idea of becoming God simply because it would be too boring outdated and Uses laser guns overweight robot Rejects the idea of becoming God because it wouldn't allow him to go to Space Hooters vacuum cleaner as his sidekicks, simply Has an anthropomorphic alien cat from outer space Has a normal pet because of how dog from Earth confident he is up killing himself about being able to handle literally The English dub makes him sound The English dub gives him a typical boringly monotone "modest hero" voice anything by himself every bit as hilariously douchey and toxically Basically Johnny Basically Keanu Reeves and literally every generic masculine as he looks Bravo and the and (in many ways) is cartoon version "cool dude" in anime of Earthworm shows and spy movies Alone in the Jim combined combined into one Knows basically all of his Spider-Verse-esque alternate- universe selves by name universe into one insanely incredibly boring person awesome person Main female love interest Outright dies in the very first episode of the series, then immediately comes right back to life in the second episode is a busty receptionist who is a hilariously Generally lacks the power of cartoon logic Main female love interest is a generic 80s Blonde who only appears in flashbacks up until the massive Tsundere and Toon Force towards him and has a Has so little concern for constant physical very end of the series Often shows his own safety that he will even go as far as chain-crashing his own spaceship through an presence in the series surprisingly genuine So strong that he barely Has to rely on something as Rides giant surfboards through outer space while Handles nearly every problem he's faced with in the most realistic and least anime-trope-embracing fashion possible; in fact, throwing his horrifically moldy old refrigerator out of his spaceship's airlock is one of the most exciting things that he ever actually does in the entirety of the series even needs a brain wimpy and lame as "intelligence" concern for his entire planets explode into pieces behind him, nakedly flings himself out of an already-naked giant robot Statue Of Liberty so that he can Falcon Punch own safety but Name a single remotely asteroid field at Too lazy and nihilistic to even refuses to attractive woman in the terminal velocity just to help himself win a space admit it, like a total emo p---- consider using his "ladies' man" charm to actually pick the entire universe clean out of existence, dances so entire universe that he's hard that it creates a new Big Bang, etc, etc, etc looked at WITHOUT race, like a real man up chicks most of the time trying to hit on

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Virgin Star Wars v. CHADDINGTON

The Virgin Star Wars The CHADdington 100% 88% FRESH 59% AUDIENCE SCORE TOMATOMETER Total Count: 236 User Ratings: 7,898 TOMATOMETER Total Count: 210 fun for all audiences story has been a mess with no heartfelt story clear direction that is wholesome but solely relies on nostalgia for popularity not pandering
The Virgin Star Wars The CHADdington 100% 88% FRESH 59% AUDIENCE SCORE TOMATOMETER Total Count: 236 User Ratings: 7,898 TOMATOMETER Total Count: 210 fun for all audiences story has been a mess with no heartfelt story clear direction that is wholesome but solely relies on nostalgia for popularity not pandering

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The Virgin (thing you dont like) The Chad (thing you like) does thing you like buys product you like doesnt do thing you like buys product you dont like OUCH! has lots of things in common with you doesnt have a lot in common with you basically a self insert you on agrees with thinks critically about your ideas every topic votes for your preferred political candidate doesnt share your political views just an attempt to silence the outgroup when you have run out of arguements just stop it at this point this meme hasnt been funny in months
The Virgin (thing you dont like) The Chad (thing you like) does thing you like buys product you like doesnt do thing you like buys product you dont like OUCH! has lots of things in common with you doesnt have a lot in common with you basically a self insert you on agrees with thinks critically about your ideas every topic votes for your preferred political candidate doesnt share your political views just an attempt to silence the outgroup when you have run out of arguements just stop it at this point this meme hasnt been funny in months

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Virgenie vs Chadfar

VIRGENIE VS CHADFAR HE'S SIMPLY OUT OF DATE HIS THUMB IS NUMBER ONE ON EVERY LIST HE'S ONLY SECOND RATE HE'S TIGER'S TAME HE'S INVINCIBLE HE'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THE GENIE GAME HE LOOKS HORRENDOUS IN HIS UNDERWEAR HE'LL MAKE A GREAT ESCAPE FOR HIM IT'S JUST A PIECE OF CAKE HE'S HOCUS-POCUS ISN'T TOUGH ENOUGH HE'S DOUBLE WHAMMY HE CAN HARDLY WAIT TO DISCOMBOBULATE ISN'T UP TO SNUFF GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB HIM! HE'LL SEND YOUR BACK END PACKING IN A SHIPPING CRATE HE'LL MAKE A BETTER LIVING WITH A SPINNING PLATE
VIRGENIE VS CHADFAR HE'S SIMPLY OUT OF DATE HIS THUMB IS NUMBER ONE ON EVERY LIST HE'S ONLY SECOND RATE HE'S TIGER'S TAME HE'S INVINCIBLE HE'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THE GENIE GAME HE LOOKS HORRENDOUS IN HIS UNDERWEAR HE'LL MAKE A GREAT ESCAPE FOR HIM IT'S JUST A PIECE OF CAKE HE'S HOCUS-POCUS ISN'T TOUGH ENOUGH HE'S DOUBLE WHAMMY HE CAN HARDLY WAIT TO DISCOMBOBULATE ISN'T UP TO SNUFF GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB HIM! HE'LL SEND YOUR BACK END PACKING IN A SHIPPING CRATE HE'LL MAKE A BETTER LIVING WITH A SPINNING PLATE

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The Virgin Zero Two vs. The Chad Zero One

The Virgin Klaxosaur The Chad Rider Small horns that ironically serve no point; probably the devil within Japan Nice, long attena for his kickass "RIDER KICK!!" "Darling." Who says that? grasshopper motif Boring, red uniform Kickass black and neon green armor; the other riders even have Named after the Reiwa Era Named after that makes her stand out from the normal people in the typical gray uniforms some random 3-digit code different colors than each other Has a cool motorcycle and a mech suit, and Pilots a mech with t---, and f---- to pilot it at that Only exists for p---------- uses satellites to boot The thirtieth main Kamen Rider; gives respect to all existing ones Even fans started Really meant for the younger demographic, but attracts all fans due to fans growing up with Tries so damn hard to please adults, yet attracts 13-year-olds It just kept getting to hate it around episode 15 better and better with boners Kamen Rider
The Virgin Klaxosaur The Chad Rider Small horns that ironically serve no point; probably the devil within Japan Nice, long attena for his kickass "RIDER KICK!!" "Darling." Who says that? grasshopper motif Boring, red uniform Kickass black and neon green armor; the other riders even have Named after the Reiwa Era Named after that makes her stand out from the normal people in the typical gray uniforms some random 3-digit code different colors than each other Has a cool motorcycle and a mech suit, and Pilots a mech with t---, and f---- to pilot it at that Only exists for p---------- uses satellites to boot The thirtieth main Kamen Rider; gives respect to all existing ones Even fans started Really meant for the younger demographic, but attracts all fans due to fans growing up with Tries so damn hard to please adults, yet attracts 13-year-olds It just kept getting to hate it around episode 15 better and better with boners Kamen Rider

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The Virgin Anime vs. The Chad Tokusatsu

The Virgin Anime The Chad Tokusatsu Filmed live action. Cartoons Animated in sweatshop are for losers. Combat all expertly choreographed to create engaging and fast-paced Fight scenes use cheap animation tricks to struggles save animation costs Main characters are all brooding emos Needs no fanservice. Plot and character Relies on shameless to nse Heroes are paragons of justice who keep viewers' attention drama is enough to maintain viewers' fight for peace and never lose hope. interest. Characters look deformed and ridiculous Suit design is intricate and stylish Timeless themes attract a wide demographic Fanbase are all teenagers and middle-aged neckbeards enough to overpower any sense of of fans from all generations and places. unrealisticness.
The Virgin Anime The Chad Tokusatsu Filmed live action. Cartoons Animated in sweatshop are for losers. Combat all expertly choreographed to create engaging and fast-paced Fight scenes use cheap animation tricks to struggles save animation costs Main characters are all brooding emos Needs no fanservice. Plot and character Relies on shameless to nse Heroes are paragons of justice who keep viewers' attention drama is enough to maintain viewers' fight for peace and never lose hope. interest. Characters look deformed and ridiculous Suit design is intricate and stylish Timeless themes attract a wide demographic Fanbase are all teenagers and middle-aged neckbeards enough to overpower any sense of of fans from all generations and places. unrealisticness.

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Virgin Wine Drinker v. CHAD WINE CONNOSIEUR

Drinks wines that sound Drinks wine with cuties The Virgin impressive to others Completely broke due to expensive THE CHAD Wines actually taste good french wine Cuties do not Only drinks wines so dry they cause mouth ulcers Dope Vanilla notes want to drink Winemakers cater wine with him to him $80 Rich, because his Not looking OUCH! wines are dirt forward to cheap BORGOGNO 100 percent drinking next Doesn't care what Banele reliant on what wine - but needs old men score his old man says to show off to wines PROPHECY, about wine reddit Wines have cool labels Doesn't care to $8.99 know the names Could not care "93 points" "You should try it paired correctly of any grapes less about vintage Sweet and Looking to the "OK Boomer" with food" pleasant wines future Doesn't have to look up "drink from 2038" Drinks wines that fly off the shelf pronunciation Has to pretend Stuck 200 years to like it ago in the past California blends Doesn't have to fight the wine he is drinking Frenchie probably Has independant thoughts spat in his wine Knows how wine is made
Drinks wines that sound Drinks wine with cuties The Virgin impressive to others Completely broke due to expensive THE CHAD Wines actually taste good french wine Cuties do not Only drinks wines so dry they cause mouth ulcers Dope Vanilla notes want to drink Winemakers cater wine with him to him $80 Rich, because his Not looking OUCH! wines are dirt forward to cheap BORGOGNO 100 percent drinking next Doesn't care what Banele reliant on what wine - but needs old men score his old man says to show off to wines PROPHECY, about wine reddit Wines have cool labels Doesn't care to $8.99 know the names Could not care "93 points" "You should try it paired correctly of any grapes less about vintage Sweet and Looking to the "OK Boomer" with food" pleasant wines future Doesn't have to look up "drink from 2038" Drinks wines that fly off the shelf pronunciation Has to pretend Stuck 200 years to like it ago in the past California blends Doesn't have to fight the wine he is drinking Frenchie probably Has independant thoughts spat in his wine Knows how wine is made

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The Nintendo Virgin Switch v. The Nintendo CHADs (or Ds Lite, 3Ds, and 2Ds)

Chad Nintendo Ds Virgin Switch Breaks Robust and virile. Will last within the "Hybrid" System decades if not millenium. 1st year, unlike chad that fails at Dual Screens being either a make for DS console or Lauched interesting possibilities for game design. handheld with both a Metroid Soyboy Prime game and a Cucks love Gay design this console Every feature is novel and well executed by remake of Controls feel Little Modding Mario 64 devs. slippery Insane potential thanks to Backwards homebrew/modding compatible Launched community high security with GBA with a Zelda game. Big whoop. Best remake Ace Attourney, Rhythm Heaven, and Pokemon. Few custom models are being made ever: KSSU
Chad Nintendo Ds Virgin Switch Breaks Robust and virile. Will last within the "Hybrid" System decades if not millenium. 1st year, unlike chad that fails at Dual Screens being either a make for DS console or Lauched interesting possibilities for game design. handheld with both a Metroid Soyboy Prime game and a Cucks love Gay design this console Every feature is novel and well executed by remake of Controls feel Little Modding Mario 64 devs. slippery Insane potential thanks to Backwards homebrew/modding compatible Launched community high security with GBA with a Zelda game. Big whoop. Best remake Ace Attourney, Rhythm Heaven, and Pokemon. Few custom models are being made ever: KSSU

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Virgin Guitarist v. CHAD SHREDDER

"HE CHYD SHREDDER The Virgin "Guitarist" only playing because he thinks girls will like him sells out every gig can only play rhythm guitar he plays can't even play a chord can only play lead choses guitar purely off tone groupies are on a will probably end up switching to never heard sweaty clammy hands music other than Waiting list for his own him bass since its easier phyiscally unable to play without others learns scales has 8 fingers on each hand for maximum e ఎ jr the smiths ect listens to dinosaur takes lessons at shredding potential 21 శ త only plays in bedroom too awkward to join a band let alone Greamitp wear converse to fit in even though he finds them slash wants to play in pubic uncomfy be him
"HE CHYD SHREDDER The Virgin "Guitarist" only playing because he thinks girls will like him sells out every gig can only play rhythm guitar he plays can't even play a chord can only play lead choses guitar purely off tone groupies are on a will probably end up switching to never heard sweaty clammy hands music other than Waiting list for his own him bass since its easier phyiscally unable to play without others learns scales has 8 fingers on each hand for maximum e ఎ jr the smiths ect listens to dinosaur takes lessons at shredding potential 21 శ త only plays in bedroom too awkward to join a band let alone Greamitp wear converse to fit in even though he finds them slash wants to play in pubic uncomfy be him

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Virgin Alex Warski v. CHAD SJW SHIRTLESS BRO

the chad sjw bro virgin alex VS too afraid to fight. instead just threatens to shoot you "BLAUGGHHH!!!" "racism isn't cool bro" hunched over insecure walk Has tazer, to0 much of a p---- to really use it. ripped shirt. doesnt care because carries grocerys. only guns he needs are lefty and righty hes taking it off to knock you the f--- out anyway
the chad sjw bro virgin alex VS too afraid to fight. instead just threatens to shoot you "BLAUGGHHH!!!" "racism isn't cool bro" hunched over insecure walk Has tazer, to0 much of a p---- to really use it. ripped shirt. doesnt care because carries grocerys. only guns he needs are lefty and righty hes taking it off to knock you the f--- out anyway

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Virgin Shut-In vs. Chad Salaryman

Has fans, flesh buds them anyway Virgin Shut-In CHAD SALARY MAN Killed his father (twice) Poor fashion sense; has a heart embedded in his skull Leeches off of close ones Avoids contact with rival's grand- son's grandson, and backs away immediately upon direct contact Only gets up after the sun's already set Provides for his family Perceives every oncoming twitch as "messing him up" Has a healthy Wardrobe is sense of routine straight-up PUA Assertive Looks dapper af Is a literal banana Can stop time, uses it to play silly games Picturesque relationship with father Twice deemed worthy by the golden arrow Relies on an army of incompetents Can kill you anytime he wants; doesn't Dies by taking a punch to the knee Cultured; has recently been to an art gallery Saves a stranger's marriage, f---- his wife Adorns himself with hearts, has none of his own Can be killed only by divine intervention Dies surrounded by loved ones Nice shoes Is an army of one Weird shoes
Has fans, flesh buds them anyway Virgin Shut-In CHAD SALARY MAN Killed his father (twice) Poor fashion sense; has a heart embedded in his skull Leeches off of close ones Avoids contact with rival's grand- son's grandson, and backs away immediately upon direct contact Only gets up after the sun's already set Provides for his family Perceives every oncoming twitch as "messing him up" Has a healthy Wardrobe is sense of routine straight-up PUA Assertive Looks dapper af Is a literal banana Can stop time, uses it to play silly games Picturesque relationship with father Twice deemed worthy by the golden arrow Relies on an army of incompetents Can kill you anytime he wants; doesn't Dies by taking a punch to the knee Cultured; has recently been to an art gallery Saves a stranger's marriage, f---- his wife Adorns himself with hearts, has none of his own Can be killed only by divine intervention Dies surrounded by loved ones Nice shoes Is an army of one Weird shoes

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The Virgin Internet Trans culture The chad hanging out Use 1/1ech with trans People inTeal life Ihypothetical friend because my raul fricnas frittd becsuse Bortreging me t. Thing I, the eu thir, Dislifes. relies havily on Symbolismand Imagery to conveg beutiful and COMPEX things like Identty and emotiono would be lerierd is in Teal like talk ysing you words to Describe Your feeling instead of reaction I nages With a reaperson who has, experial real things. d:ysPU?!t jo overwhelming yet some noW Lane. Deficts acts which personally Make me fcel Distraaght theat I am nod carrently Darng Eriend things a sehuirly Lovely experience you go you Can learn from yourfr.iekds friens needs Tecmology To existo while your learnfrom you

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The chadest Balkans

THE THAD SOUTH SLAVS Chad East Slavs Protected Europe from Turks for centuries Cucked germans Pretends and italians in The virgin west slavs to have laws lol f--- democrary Uncivilized by choice ww2 Turco-Mongol-Greco-Slavic mutt, warrior genes Used to be powerful, Steals culture from oppressors before cucking them lost everything lol Constantly stomped on my stronger powers Constantly bullies west Cool asian heritage, part mongol Commits multiple genocides as a prank Tries to act like slavs a society to Everyone uses Always jerking off to the "good old times" Dinhodox, the same Subscribes to multiple esoteric and contradicting impress western europe, fails Cool black and of language but changes white aesthetic Rome Fell for the Ashamed of slavic Always drunk on vodka extremist name to cause more U conflict for fun atheism meme heritage Became powerful by f------ over ideologies Varied religious views, Orthodox, Catholic, Muslim, for more efficient war crime categorization Cucks empires all the time, caused ww1 Has good relations Tried to be a vanguard the western slavs with neighbors Intentionally antagonizing the west all the Literally never had "good old times" Aching for war at all times, west cucked germany afraid of them causing against the East, failed every time Muh beer... time Absolutely N-notice me Completely Legs deformed by years of squatting germany san... different in WW2 another world war languages
THE THAD SOUTH SLAVS Chad East Slavs Protected Europe from Turks for centuries Cucked germans Pretends and italians in The virgin west slavs to have laws lol f--- democrary Uncivilized by choice ww2 Turco-Mongol-Greco-Slavic mutt, warrior genes Used to be powerful, Steals culture from oppressors before cucking them lost everything lol Constantly stomped on my stronger powers Constantly bullies west Cool asian heritage, part mongol Commits multiple genocides as a prank Tries to act like slavs a society to Everyone uses Always jerking off to the "good old times" Dinhodox, the same Subscribes to multiple esoteric and contradicting impress western europe, fails Cool black and of language but changes white aesthetic Rome Fell for the Ashamed of slavic Always drunk on vodka extremist name to cause more U conflict for fun atheism meme heritage Became powerful by f------ over ideologies Varied religious views, Orthodox, Catholic, Muslim, for more efficient war crime categorization Cucks empires all the time, caused ww1 Has good relations Tried to be a vanguard the western slavs with neighbors Intentionally antagonizing the west all the Literally never had "good old times" Aching for war at all times, west cucked germany afraid of them causing against the East, failed every time Muh beer... time Absolutely N-notice me Completely Legs deformed by years of squatting germany san... different in WW2 another world war languages

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Super Virgin Logan vs Action Chad Now

Action Chad Now! Super Virgin Logan Creators actually know that the show doesn't have a high budget, but they just have fun making the episodes anyway. Show is very memorable and gets funnier when you watch it as a adult. Videos are just plain unfunny just like a Dorkly skit, but worst. Character Jeffy makes Sonichu look more Is super strong. and super naked. lovable. Logan is possibly responsible for the YouTube Ad-pocalypse that happened since his videos seem like family friendly, but are just videos that are targeted The fans are literally just children. Was one of the segments on Kablam to get it's on show. And quite possibly the best segment on the show. Logan scams his fans for money to make videos. Only true 90's fans are fans of this show. towards adults. And not even adults like this crap.
Action Chad Now! Super Virgin Logan Creators actually know that the show doesn't have a high budget, but they just have fun making the episodes anyway. Show is very memorable and gets funnier when you watch it as a adult. Videos are just plain unfunny just like a Dorkly skit, but worst. Character Jeffy makes Sonichu look more Is super strong. and super naked. lovable. Logan is possibly responsible for the YouTube Ad-pocalypse that happened since his videos seem like family friendly, but are just videos that are targeted The fans are literally just children. Was one of the segments on Kablam to get it's on show. And quite possibly the best segment on the show. Logan scams his fans for money to make videos. Only true 90's fans are fans of this show. towards adults. And not even adults like this crap.

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Dr. Virgin Calhattan vs. DR. CHAD MANHATTAN

The virgin DR. HBO CALHATTAN vs CHAD SNYDER'S Dr. CHADHATTAN INCREDIBLE POSTURE HARDLY EVER Terrible posture EMPHASIZES BROAD WEARS CLOTHING SHOULDERS AND WIDE Wears bland t-shirt PECS to cover skinnyfat body DEEP VOICE AND STEADY, Barely ever glows EMOTIONLESS TONE CONVEY GLOWS KNOWLEDGE AND AUTHORITY Weak, lilting voice and emotional tone betrays beta personality I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ADRIAN Somehow tricked and captured by a bunch of alt- right Could have created an entire harem of stacies, returns to Earth to HAS EPIC MUSIC MULTIPLIES HIMSELF TO F--- HIS BY PHILIP GLASS goons, despite being a god PLAY DURING STACEY GIRLFRIEND, BUT MOSTLY JUST TO WATCH HIMSELF F--- ORIGIN SCENE shack up with Lindelof's OC for reasons unknown BIGGEST CHANGE HE EVER MADE Literally wearing blue body paint WAS TURNING HIS SKIN A Takes 8 episodes to show up SLIGHTLY DARKER BLUE TO APPEAR ON CAMERA APPEARS IN OPENING CREDITS ONWARDS Gets called out by a guy who killed 3 million people for being problematic IS FRAMED FOR THE DEATH OF MILLIONS BY WORLD'S SMARTEST MAN, STILL DOESN'T MEAN ΑΝΥΤΗING MORE ΤΟ HIM ΤHAN WORLD'S SMARTEST TERMITE
The virgin DR. HBO CALHATTAN vs CHAD SNYDER'S Dr. CHADHATTAN INCREDIBLE POSTURE HARDLY EVER Terrible posture EMPHASIZES BROAD WEARS CLOTHING SHOULDERS AND WIDE Wears bland t-shirt PECS to cover skinnyfat body DEEP VOICE AND STEADY, Barely ever glows EMOTIONLESS TONE CONVEY GLOWS KNOWLEDGE AND AUTHORITY Weak, lilting voice and emotional tone betrays beta personality I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ADRIAN Somehow tricked and captured by a bunch of alt- right Could have created an entire harem of stacies, returns to Earth to HAS EPIC MUSIC MULTIPLIES HIMSELF TO F--- HIS BY PHILIP GLASS goons, despite being a god PLAY DURING STACEY GIRLFRIEND, BUT MOSTLY JUST TO WATCH HIMSELF F--- ORIGIN SCENE shack up with Lindelof's OC for reasons unknown BIGGEST CHANGE HE EVER MADE Literally wearing blue body paint WAS TURNING HIS SKIN A Takes 8 episodes to show up SLIGHTLY DARKER BLUE TO APPEAR ON CAMERA APPEARS IN OPENING CREDITS ONWARDS Gets called out by a guy who killed 3 million people for being problematic IS FRAMED FOR THE DEATH OF MILLIONS BY WORLD'S SMARTEST MAN, STILL DOESN'T MEAN ΑΝΥΤΗING MORE ΤΟ HIM ΤHAN WORLD'S SMARTEST TERMITE

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Sargon v. Metokur

The Virgin Sargon The Chad Metokur can do whatever compensates by calling himself an ancient ruler he wants, btfos needs a p--- named after a euros on the daily shitposting forum license btfo by literally everyone from every side only name doxed after over a decade banned from patreon can disappear for months and still make patreonbux literally just wants to laugh at dumb s--- "i-i'm classical liberal" leaves stream muted for 20 minutes, isn't even a boomer fully doxed gets multiple times more live viewers probably an actual boomer, can figure out how to stream thinks the internet is srs bsns despite half the subs wears an oversized suit to try to look professional evades twitter ban has a good friend to doesn't even own a suit tweet for him ruins memes denounced gamergate as faggotry still cares about insanely dedicated fanbase gamergate big tiddy asian gf flirts with trannies despite being married
The Virgin Sargon The Chad Metokur can do whatever compensates by calling himself an ancient ruler he wants, btfos needs a p--- named after a euros on the daily shitposting forum license btfo by literally everyone from every side only name doxed after over a decade banned from patreon can disappear for months and still make patreonbux literally just wants to laugh at dumb s--- "i-i'm classical liberal" leaves stream muted for 20 minutes, isn't even a boomer fully doxed gets multiple times more live viewers probably an actual boomer, can figure out how to stream thinks the internet is srs bsns despite half the subs wears an oversized suit to try to look professional evades twitter ban has a good friend to doesn't even own a suit tweet for him ruins memes denounced gamergate as faggotry still cares about insanely dedicated fanbase gamergate big tiddy asian gf flirts with trannies despite being married

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Virgin Illumination Grinch v. CHAD NETFLIX GREEN EGGS & HAM

The Chad Sam I Am The Virgin Grinch Brilliant animated series Mediocre animated film Beautiful hand drawn animation Cgi animation Made by Illumination which is one of the worst animation studios Is faithful to Dr. Seuss' book of the same name while succeeding in stretching the book to a full series. The original was way better and it makes the Jim Carrey live action film look great by comparison. Made by Wamer Brothers Animation which is a respected TVanimation studio Narrated by Pharrell Williams Narrated by Keegan Michael Key from Key and Peele Voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch Voiced by Adam Devine, the voice of Pizza Steve and star of Workaholics Grinch isn't grumpy enough. Sam I Am acts exactly like his book counterpart.
The Chad Sam I Am The Virgin Grinch Brilliant animated series Mediocre animated film Beautiful hand drawn animation Cgi animation Made by Illumination which is one of the worst animation studios Is faithful to Dr. Seuss' book of the same name while succeeding in stretching the book to a full series. The original was way better and it makes the Jim Carrey live action film look great by comparison. Made by Wamer Brothers Animation which is a respected TVanimation studio Narrated by Pharrell Williams Narrated by Keegan Michael Key from Key and Peele Voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch Voiced by Adam Devine, the voice of Pizza Steve and star of Workaholics Grinch isn't grumpy enough. Sam I Am acts exactly like his book counterpart.

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The Chad stride vs the virgin walk

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