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The virgin DR. HBO CALHATTAN vs CHAD SNYDER'S Dr. CHADHATTAN INCREDIBLE POSTURE HARDLY EVER Terrible posture EMPHASIZES BROAD WEARS CLOTHING SHOULDERS AND WIDE Wears bland t-shirt PECS to cover skinnyfat body DEEP VOICE AND STEADY, Barely ever glows EMOTIONLESS TONE CONVEY GLOWS KNOWLEDGE AND AUTHORITY Weak, lilting voice and emotional tone betrays beta personality I'M DISAPPOINTED IN YOU ADRIAN Somehow tricked and captured by a bunch of alt- right Could have created an entire harem of stacies, returns to Earth to HAS EPIC MUSIC MULTIPLIES HIMSELF TO F--- HIS BY PHILIP GLASS goons, despite being a god PLAY DURING STACEY GIRLFRIEND, BUT MOSTLY JUST TO WATCH HIMSELF F--- ORIGIN SCENE shack up with Lindelof's OC for reasons unknown BIGGEST CHANGE HE EVER MADE Literally wearing blue body paint WAS TURNING HIS SKIN A Takes 8 episodes to show up SLIGHTLY DARKER BLUE TO APPEAR ON CAMERA APPEARS IN OPENING CREDITS ONWARDS Gets called out by a guy who killed 3 million people for being problematic IS FRAMED FOR THE DEATH OF MILLIONS BY WORLD'S SMARTEST MAN, STILL DOESN'T MEAN ΑΝΥΤΗING MORE ΤΟ HIM ΤHAN WORLD'S SMARTEST TERMITE

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Dr. Virgin Calhattan vs. DR. CHAD MANHATTAN


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Dec 13, 2019 at 12:04PM EST

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