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gay-uhm BANGER-MEMES full of eteens with daddy issues, kids with anime pfps, liberals, hipsters and mods who like sucking c--- half the people on there think they're better than everyone else because of a MEE6 role N---- Welcomed by all Loved by everyone Always in constant war with itself, but rise up together if there's an enemy Always mad, can't have fun. - has no sense of humor other than vines and anime memes Uninteresting conversations A lot of variety; isn't one-dimensional stupid memes sensitive af Honest Unfunny, but doesnt care. Does it for themselves. gets offended by edgy memes Worships satan PUNNY never held hands with a girl Shrouded in so much irony that critiquing - it would be almost pointless Deep and intelligent discussions ranging from topics such as the meaning of life itself to the size of Shrek's penis. always talking about their trash Imu/-type taste in music and their favorite r----(s) likes c--- in ass A community of people on the internet just trying to make you smile always on their f------ period. cant get a real job its why they moderate this s----- server Enjoyable to be in despite it's faggotry F------ retarded and it's fully aware of it Infested with mods probably mad reading this low quality meme rn is able to have fun even if they personally don't like the memes being posted that like starting s--- Will kick u if u Has swag hurt their feelings -boring and dry af Isn't #hey-uhm Filled with a lot of great people unfunny
gay-uhm BANGER-MEMES full of eteens with daddy issues, kids with anime pfps, liberals, hipsters and mods who like sucking c--- half the people on there think they're better than everyone else because of a MEE6 role N---- Welcomed by all Loved by everyone Always in constant war with itself, but rise up together if there's an enemy Always mad, can't have fun. - has no sense of humor other than vines and anime memes Uninteresting conversations A lot of variety; isn't one-dimensional stupid memes sensitive af Honest Unfunny, but doesnt care. Does it for themselves. gets offended by edgy memes Worships satan PUNNY never held hands with a girl Shrouded in so much irony that critiquing - it would be almost pointless Deep and intelligent discussions ranging from topics such as the meaning of life itself to the size of Shrek's penis. always talking about their trash Imu/-type taste in music and their favorite r----(s) likes c--- in ass A community of people on the internet just trying to make you smile always on their f------ period. cant get a real job its why they moderate this s----- server Enjoyable to be in despite it's faggotry F------ retarded and it's fully aware of it Infested with mods probably mad reading this low quality meme rn is able to have fun even if they personally don't like the memes being posted that like starting s--- Will kick u if u Has swag hurt their feelings -boring and dry af Isn't #hey-uhm Filled with a lot of great people unfunny

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Insects vs Arachnids

CHADRACHNIDS Virgin insects They are usually conisdered innocous or benifical, and are kept around by reasonable 60,000 species. A large and diverse but not to the point of redundancy Over 1 million species, but half of those are a bunch of practically identdical weevils only distinguished by minor variations in genitalia group, Invoke disgust and apathy Invoke fear, awe and respect people Their presence is usually considered a nuisance or health hazard, and are thus killed with no remorse presence of wings renders them unable to grow or heal wounds during adulthood The They are uncsontrained by wings, so they can continue to molt and growing during aduldhood People love them because they look awesome and they kill virgin insects in droves Quiet, and mostly keep to Loud, annoying, and constantly getting in people's way themselves Can only gain appreciation from humans by having stupid flashy colors A single one can send shivers down a grown man's spine Only threatening in large numbers Spread few diseases Spread lots of disease Only people who like them are virgin nerds who get bullied by everyon else Vast majority die in under a year Presence in the ocean is confined to a Most live long, proper lives Appreciated by chad petkeepers, goth stacies, and single genus of unremarkable water of over a year graphic design artists striders There exists many marine mites (and if recent studies are correct, horseshoe crabs are arachnids and that alone gives the whole group 100 extra chad points)
CHADRACHNIDS Virgin insects They are usually conisdered innocous or benifical, and are kept around by reasonable 60,000 species. A large and diverse but not to the point of redundancy Over 1 million species, but half of those are a bunch of practically identdical weevils only distinguished by minor variations in genitalia group, Invoke disgust and apathy Invoke fear, awe and respect people Their presence is usually considered a nuisance or health hazard, and are thus killed with no remorse presence of wings renders them unable to grow or heal wounds during adulthood The They are uncsontrained by wings, so they can continue to molt and growing during aduldhood People love them because they look awesome and they kill virgin insects in droves Quiet, and mostly keep to Loud, annoying, and constantly getting in people's way themselves Can only gain appreciation from humans by having stupid flashy colors A single one can send shivers down a grown man's spine Only threatening in large numbers Spread few diseases Spread lots of disease Only people who like them are virgin nerds who get bullied by everyon else Vast majority die in under a year Presence in the ocean is confined to a Most live long, proper lives Appreciated by chad petkeepers, goth stacies, and single genus of unremarkable water of over a year graphic design artists striders There exists many marine mites (and if recent studies are correct, horseshoe crabs are arachnids and that alone gives the whole group 100 extra chad points)

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The Virgin MacBook vs The Chad Beautiful

"The Virgin MacBook" THE CHAD BEAUTIFUL no nsa spycam impressive floral design 720p camera, mostly used by law enforcement to spy on users strong latch keeps laptop shut weak hardware, costs over $1000 १o ion Novelty inexpensive, probably costs less than $20 Tue41 AM Q OE Finder File Edit View Go Window Help userbase mostly consists of nu-male fanboys who react poorly to criticism keyboard has tactile feedback matte screen isn't covered glossy screen is always covered in fingerprints and dust in fingerprints runs macOS Beautlu high confidence, calls itself beautiful commits copyright infringement against disney, doesn't care boring minimalist design has never heard of an operating system keyboard breaks easily, MacBook doesn't need any dongles needs expensive dongle to connect to most devices no tactile feedback pink and purple user replacable alkaline batteries always overheating tton" automatically lanlly compartment for storing mouse doubles as a cup holder reluctant to three button trackpad, lights up to alert users when they are being spied on nothing is user replaceable be called pink, prefers “rose gold" "force touch" trackpad, no real buttons incapable of overheating built-in mouse
"The Virgin MacBook" THE CHAD BEAUTIFUL no nsa spycam impressive floral design 720p camera, mostly used by law enforcement to spy on users strong latch keeps laptop shut weak hardware, costs over $1000 १o ion Novelty inexpensive, probably costs less than $20 Tue41 AM Q OE Finder File Edit View Go Window Help userbase mostly consists of nu-male fanboys who react poorly to criticism keyboard has tactile feedback matte screen isn't covered glossy screen is always covered in fingerprints and dust in fingerprints runs macOS Beautlu high confidence, calls itself beautiful commits copyright infringement against disney, doesn't care boring minimalist design has never heard of an operating system keyboard breaks easily, MacBook doesn't need any dongles needs expensive dongle to connect to most devices no tactile feedback pink and purple user replacable alkaline batteries always overheating tton" automatically lanlly compartment for storing mouse doubles as a cup holder reluctant to three button trackpad, lights up to alert users when they are being spied on nothing is user replaceable be called pink, prefers “rose gold" "force touch" trackpad, no real buttons incapable of overheating built-in mouse

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Gimme Shelter vs. Gimme Danger

Gimme Danger Gimme Shelter Knows what part of you left alive Storm is Give him DANGER, little stranger Want his fears one more time to raise you threatening his life The flood is threatening his life Feels with you at ease Begs to give him danger If doesn't get some shelter he's gonna fade away ...and will feel Asks you for shelter or he's gonna fade away your disease Asks you to promise that you will feel his hand In his dreams keeps even ugly memories War? Children? The fire is sweeping his street R---? Murder? It's just a shot away You gonna feel Mad bull lost its way because of it Kisses like the ocean breeze Shivers and sings if you are his lover If you can't master him does anything It's just a kiss away, it's just a kiss away
Gimme Danger Gimme Shelter Knows what part of you left alive Storm is Give him DANGER, little stranger Want his fears one more time to raise you threatening his life The flood is threatening his life Feels with you at ease Begs to give him danger If doesn't get some shelter he's gonna fade away ...and will feel Asks you for shelter or he's gonna fade away your disease Asks you to promise that you will feel his hand In his dreams keeps even ugly memories War? Children? The fire is sweeping his street R---? Murder? It's just a shot away You gonna feel Mad bull lost its way because of it Kisses like the ocean breeze Shivers and sings if you are his lover If you can't master him does anything It's just a kiss away, it's just a kiss away

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Virgin Witcher vs Chad Vlad Taltos

The Virgin Witcher The Chad Vlad Taltos All books are grimdark fantasy Changes genre every book Hates all classes Has class conscience Awesome human Dirty mutant Simple silver sword Annoying snake sidekick Killer goatee Pityful beard Lives in an elf centric world, yet everyone respects and fears him. Lives in an human centric world, yet can't blend in. Annoying human sidekick Capitalist pig Cooks awesome dishes Communist hero and share them Instakill god rapier Dress like a emo ЧМ Poisons himself all the Feels at easy being called a witch because he doesnt care about Dungeons & Dragons nerd time for no good reason Dress like a pimp and nobody complains about that. gender Had to invent the world "Witcher" because it's insecure about his manlyness Everybody hates him A magic girl that bend time and space protects him. Has to protect a magic girl that can bend time and space. Authority figures respect him 15 books and more to come Just 5 books
The Virgin Witcher The Chad Vlad Taltos All books are grimdark fantasy Changes genre every book Hates all classes Has class conscience Awesome human Dirty mutant Simple silver sword Annoying snake sidekick Killer goatee Pityful beard Lives in an elf centric world, yet everyone respects and fears him. Lives in an human centric world, yet can't blend in. Annoying human sidekick Capitalist pig Cooks awesome dishes Communist hero and share them Instakill god rapier Dress like a emo ЧМ Poisons himself all the Feels at easy being called a witch because he doesnt care about Dungeons & Dragons nerd time for no good reason Dress like a pimp and nobody complains about that. gender Had to invent the world "Witcher" because it's insecure about his manlyness Everybody hates him A magic girl that bend time and space protects him. Has to protect a magic girl that can bend time and space. Authority figures respect him 15 books and more to come Just 5 books

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The Virgin Pueblo Argentino / The Chad Casta Política (in Spanish)


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Virgin Kasumi and Chadyama Aya

Chadyama Aya The Virgin Kasumi Dumb looking hair which she thinks to look like a Star. Tryhard Idol despite her mediocre performance Good at Cute Postures to Gather more Fans. Her friend,0Tae tried to betray Distinctive Character which her band to Join RAS,with Better Shows her Cuteness Friend named Layer. Inferior than her Chad Friends,Arisa and Tae Cannot wear a bikini at all for not being able to for being a protagonist. Couldn't even have a swimsuit episode wear a bikini OUCH! Brave Enough to wear a Bikini. Has wornit twice Doesn't fear to Show off herself Full of Passion and High spirit Trying to overcompensate the fact that she is a tall toddler by the She Doesn't need any instrument for band. Aya herself is a good instrument. Looted Guitar from ChAdrisa's home. Leader of the Best Band, Pastel*Palettes. Where Every member can wear a bikini. Pathetic 'leader'of Poopin'party,the worst band which lacks their own characteristic,and the leader cannot wear a bikini at all and only chads who can wear a bikini here is Arisa and Otae.
Chadyama Aya The Virgin Kasumi Dumb looking hair which she thinks to look like a Star. Tryhard Idol despite her mediocre performance Good at Cute Postures to Gather more Fans. Her friend,0Tae tried to betray Distinctive Character which her band to Join RAS,with Better Shows her Cuteness Friend named Layer. Inferior than her Chad Friends,Arisa and Tae Cannot wear a bikini at all for not being able to for being a protagonist. Couldn't even have a swimsuit episode wear a bikini OUCH! Brave Enough to wear a Bikini. Has wornit twice Doesn't fear to Show off herself Full of Passion and High spirit Trying to overcompensate the fact that she is a tall toddler by the She Doesn't need any instrument for band. Aya herself is a good instrument. Looted Guitar from ChAdrisa's home. Leader of the Best Band, Pastel*Palettes. Where Every member can wear a bikini. Pathetic 'leader'of Poopin'party,the worst band which lacks their own characteristic,and the leader cannot wear a bikini at all and only chads who can wear a bikini here is Arisa and Otae.

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Artist girl x Sexy artist girl

hatok @HatokTalk this "weird stereotypes of people are actually a couple" art pieces are a weird trend to end 2019 on but it's kinda sweet? I think? BeCiparbeltpop @beltpop 22. Intimate 15e 600 600 15 3:35 AM - 24 déc. 2019 · Twitter for iPad 465 J'aime 66 Retweets
hatok @HatokTalk this "weird stereotypes of people are actually a couple" art pieces are a weird trend to end 2019 on but it's kinda sweet? I think? BeCiparbeltpop @beltpop 22. Intimate 15e 600 600 15 3:35 AM - 24 déc. 2019 · Twitter for iPad 465 J'aime 66 Retweets

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Gamer gurl x Girl that play video games

hatok @HatokTalk this "weird stereotypes of people are actually a couple" art pieces are a weird trend to end 2019 on but it's kinda sweet? I think? nap @napstachill they're gfs GAMER GURL Gifrl that Plays VIDEO Gámes Son of a F--- Cam Down NO IFI haveto Start over IWill,F------- LOL PLaying COD:3<3 OMG IM Such a nerd ! #gamer #Callorduty #Yolo பாயப் trollalolol No h8 guys butIma female. YesI PIay cop. 1ol. Its Just A Game - Υου Shu Yoωr W---- Mouth. #nerd #PLAYING LOV WITH GF HER 7:26 PM · 22 déc. 2019 · Twitter Web App 18,1 k Retweets 70,2 k J'aime
hatok @HatokTalk this "weird stereotypes of people are actually a couple" art pieces are a weird trend to end 2019 on but it's kinda sweet? I think? nap @napstachill they're gfs GAMER GURL Gifrl that Plays VIDEO Gámes Son of a F--- Cam Down NO IFI haveto Start over IWill,F------- LOL PLaying COD:3<3 OMG IM Such a nerd ! #gamer #Callorduty #Yolo பாயப் trollalolol No h8 guys butIma female. YesI PIay cop. 1ol. Its Just A Game - Υου Shu Yoωr W---- Mouth. #nerd #PLAYING LOV WITH GF HER 7:26 PM · 22 déc. 2019 · Twitter Web App 18,1 k Retweets 70,2 k J'aime

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The Virgin Ecologist vs The Chad Transhumanist

Ineffectual at fighting fascism because he unwittingly buttresses The Virgin Ecologist The Chad Transhumanist the neo-liberal order which Believes that human consciousness is produces it Thinks consciousness = the sum total Laughs at descriptions of vegans and animal rights activists in the history holo-books not special or unique. Thinks that all Ended millenia of social conflict with the of brain activity. Believes, that evolutionary All planets required to have moon- sized bust of Slavoj Zizek in orbit annihilation of the capitalist ruling class. The animals possess some form of consciousness despite no evidence. only conflict remaining is that between the mind and the universe around it. Society is psychology explains all human spcial practices Probably thinks clouds have feelings driven forward by the ceaseless and infinite pokemon = utopia Eradicated the superstitions of nature, religion and money. Society now only goes like in super mario conquest of nature His awe of nature is reflected Infantile and embarrassing animal print on clothing where its members decide it should go in a servile attitude toward the Understands that the universe exists only as registered through the eye of man, the social- capitalist ruling class Went back in time to help Spartacus crush the Roman Republic Thinks he is a f------ animal, despite him having to think (a uniquely human activity) about being an animal in order to think that he is one. F------ idiot can't philosophy Placard implies projection of symbolic order Made Dys star from here to f------ Andromeda Spheres around every human Ignited Jupiter into a sun, just to show God who's boss qualities on to nature Neo-pagan animism cloaked by 'pragmatic' anti-climate change position Was the 'alien' in Interstellar Abolished primitive gender and sexuality centuries ago. Human beings are no longer born, they are produced still reproduces biologically like a dirty ape. Defends gay sexuality on 'natural' grounds, thereby revealing himself as a reactionary Reversed entropy because he didn't Meat bag. Still inhabits putřid, oozing like where that s--- was headed body inherited from nature. Sensitivity toward nature gives him a horror of changing anything natural. Enjoys living in flesh prison Pitilessly obliterated all biological life as unnecessary for the reproduction of human society. Modifies frequency of black holes to Would have serious ethical dilemma if travel faster than light, for maximum Is ok with dying confronted with the choice between swag saving the life of a stranger or a dog Knows that human consciousness, which emerged Abandoned disgusting and humiliating human body centuries ago. Human minds now live as they truly Trousers made from cannabis or something lame Thinks nature has a value 'in-itself'. by accident from the chaos of nature, is the most Doesn't understand that only through human beings does anything become meaningful. are, pure consciousness, uploaded into the social- technological infrastructure precious and important thing in the entire Takes care not to step universe. All else is subordinated to the on any worms because he believes he might reproduction of human society Chomsky & Peter Singer M----------- is borderline reincarnate as one All manual labour performed by immortal Sculpting the universe in the human image, the only project Is 'life partners' with his cat and dog. swarms of nano-bots controlled Lined Silicon Valley up against the wall. They would eat his body if he died by the human super-mind Space is not-for-profit bitch worthy of mankind WE ARE NATURE DEFENDING ITSELF
Ineffectual at fighting fascism because he unwittingly buttresses The Virgin Ecologist The Chad Transhumanist the neo-liberal order which Believes that human consciousness is produces it Thinks consciousness = the sum total Laughs at descriptions of vegans and animal rights activists in the history holo-books not special or unique. Thinks that all Ended millenia of social conflict with the of brain activity. Believes, that evolutionary All planets required to have moon- sized bust of Slavoj Zizek in orbit annihilation of the capitalist ruling class. The animals possess some form of consciousness despite no evidence. only conflict remaining is that between the mind and the universe around it. Society is psychology explains all human spcial practices Probably thinks clouds have feelings driven forward by the ceaseless and infinite pokemon = utopia Eradicated the superstitions of nature, religion and money. Society now only goes like in super mario conquest of nature His awe of nature is reflected Infantile and embarrassing animal print on clothing where its members decide it should go in a servile attitude toward the Understands that the universe exists only as registered through the eye of man, the social- capitalist ruling class Went back in time to help Spartacus crush the Roman Republic Thinks he is a f------ animal, despite him having to think (a uniquely human activity) about being an animal in order to think that he is one. F------ idiot can't philosophy Placard implies projection of symbolic order Made Dys star from here to f------ Andromeda Spheres around every human Ignited Jupiter into a sun, just to show God who's boss qualities on to nature Neo-pagan animism cloaked by 'pragmatic' anti-climate change position Was the 'alien' in Interstellar Abolished primitive gender and sexuality centuries ago. Human beings are no longer born, they are produced still reproduces biologically like a dirty ape. Defends gay sexuality on 'natural' grounds, thereby revealing himself as a reactionary Reversed entropy because he didn't Meat bag. Still inhabits putřid, oozing like where that s--- was headed body inherited from nature. Sensitivity toward nature gives him a horror of changing anything natural. Enjoys living in flesh prison Pitilessly obliterated all biological life as unnecessary for the reproduction of human society. Modifies frequency of black holes to Would have serious ethical dilemma if travel faster than light, for maximum Is ok with dying confronted with the choice between swag saving the life of a stranger or a dog Knows that human consciousness, which emerged Abandoned disgusting and humiliating human body centuries ago. Human minds now live as they truly Trousers made from cannabis or something lame Thinks nature has a value 'in-itself'. by accident from the chaos of nature, is the most Doesn't understand that only through human beings does anything become meaningful. are, pure consciousness, uploaded into the social- technological infrastructure precious and important thing in the entire Takes care not to step universe. All else is subordinated to the on any worms because he believes he might reproduction of human society Chomsky & Peter Singer M----------- is borderline reincarnate as one All manual labour performed by immortal Sculpting the universe in the human image, the only project Is 'life partners' with his cat and dog. swarms of nano-bots controlled Lined Silicon Valley up against the wall. They would eat his body if he died by the human super-mind Space is not-for-profit bitch worthy of mankind WE ARE NATURE DEFENDING ITSELF

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The Virgin's Virgin v. THE CHAD'S CHAD

THICK LIPS READY TO KISS STACIES 24/7. HE HAS ACTUALLY The virgin virgin The CHAD CHAD ALWAYS BEEN KISSING A STACY. LIKE IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL TO THE ANCIENT GREECE Forward head YOU WOULD THEN ALSO posture FIND CHAD KISSING A STACY HE IS FULLY AWAKE AND SLEEP AT THE (FORGOT TO POINT OUT THAT Convex occipital bone SAME TIME IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE CAN HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ALIVE AND BE THINKING ABOUT AND SOLVING DEAD AT THE SAME TIMME IN EXTREMELY COMPLEX ABSTRACT PROBLEMS Now and then he fantasizes ORDER TO BE ABLE TO FROM MATHEMATICS, PHYSICS AND LOGIC MEANWHILE AT THE SAME TIME about taking revenge on his elementary school bullies but, let's be honest, we know he'll do nothing irl PARTAKE IN O----- WITH Retruded jaw. SUCCUBUS IN HELL AND WITH IMPREGNATING A HAREM OF 10/10 STACIES FROM ANY CENTURY IN HEAVEN) Literally lacks mandibular ramus STACIES INA LUCID DREAM Slouched posture HE CAN CRY, DANCE, LAUGH, SING AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME IN Has to manually breathe, swallow and walk. Unemployed, thought it would be a good idea to MULTIPLE DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HE IS AT restart uni but is too Can't synchronize breathing and walking pace with Becky when rarely going outdoors with her afraid of being isolated by more outgoing and gl THIS EXACT MOMENT PRESENT SIMULTANEOUSLY IN INFINITE classmates SOLAR SYSTEMS WHERE IN EACH ONE OF THEM HE'S CURRENTLY OUCH I ENJOYING SEX WITH ALIEN STACIE OF Literally didn't laughed nor cried a single time in the last ten years. Also last time he went to a ALL KIND NEVER HAD TO WORK. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DAY. HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS CONSTANTLY party (not counting here grandma's birthday) was in 2006 or so BEING FILLED WITH FRESH LAD HAS A BIG OWNERS OF RESTAURANTS PAY MONEY COMING FROM People think that he's still in high school but actuallys he's 31 yrs old. No one can takes him AMOUNT OF HIM ON A REGULAR BASIS TO BILLIONAIRE STACIES FROM RESPECT FOR HIM LAD likes him, yet he believes that virgin should better try to solve its issues GET HIM EATING AT THEIR ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT AND CONSIDERS LOCALS SINCE THE MERE WILL SUPPORT HIM FORA LIFE Wears always the same boring outfit with dark and cold CHAD A GOOD PRESENCE OF CHAD ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF STACIES TO THE TIME seriously because of his FRIEND by himself. Thinks that looks offering help wouldn't be a good move, since most probably virgin would feel humiliated PLACE WILLING TO EAT AND colours in order to pass unnoticed and avoid being bullied by in that case. strangers in the streets SPEND ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤHERE WITH TΗΕ SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING CLOSE TO CHAD DOESN'T HAVE THE FAINTEST CLUE ABOUT WHAT FEMINISM IS. IF A THE LENGHT OF HIS PENIS IS FEMINIST CcOMES ACROosS HIM IN SUCH THAT YOU COULD THE STREET, SHE'S INMIEDIATELY Was never invited to MEASURE INTERGALACTIC Whenever he goes out CONVERTED INTO A STACY IN A the fantastic halloween DISTANCES USING from mom's basement MATTER OF NANOSECONDS SINCE People think he will commit suicide sooner parties that the Stacy he was in love with used to throw in last "CHADCOCKS" AS A UNIT OF insects will surround and follow him since they detect he could die at any IT'S TECHNICALLY IMIPOSSIBLE MEASUREMENT, E.G., THE THAT A GIRL REMAINS FEMINIST DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH than later. He's actually a very calm and rational peson though, aware that he just got bad luck with looks, but still can't avoid being constantly suggested about how good it'd be for him to start coun seling and take psych meds in order to fix his head AFTER LOOKING AT CHAD. nineties AND ANDROMEDA GALAXY FEMINISTS TURN moment as a consequence of his extremely frail health COULD BE BETTER EXPRESSED AUTOMATICALLY INTO BETA AS "1 NANOCHADCOCK" WOMEN SUPPORTERS OF PATRIARCHY IN THE EXACT TRAINS HIS CHEST ΜΟΜΕΝT THEY ΜΕET HΠΜ AND TRICEPS BY PUSHING THE EARTH THROUGH ITS ORBIT AROUND THE SUN
THICK LIPS READY TO KISS STACIES 24/7. HE HAS ACTUALLY The virgin virgin The CHAD CHAD ALWAYS BEEN KISSING A STACY. LIKE IF YOU COULD TIME TRAVEL TO THE ANCIENT GREECE Forward head YOU WOULD THEN ALSO posture FIND CHAD KISSING A STACY HE IS FULLY AWAKE AND SLEEP AT THE (FORGOT TO POINT OUT THAT Convex occipital bone SAME TIME IN SUCH A WAY THAT HE CAN HE'S ALWAYS BEEN ALIVE AND BE THINKING ABOUT AND SOLVING DEAD AT THE SAME TIMME IN EXTREMELY COMPLEX ABSTRACT PROBLEMS Now and then he fantasizes ORDER TO BE ABLE TO FROM MATHEMATICS, PHYSICS AND LOGIC MEANWHILE AT THE SAME TIME about taking revenge on his elementary school bullies but, let's be honest, we know he'll do nothing irl PARTAKE IN O----- WITH Retruded jaw. SUCCUBUS IN HELL AND WITH IMPREGNATING A HAREM OF 10/10 STACIES FROM ANY CENTURY IN HEAVEN) Literally lacks mandibular ramus STACIES INA LUCID DREAM Slouched posture HE CAN CRY, DANCE, LAUGH, SING AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME IN Has to manually breathe, swallow and walk. Unemployed, thought it would be a good idea to MULTIPLE DIFFERENT SETTINGS AND WITH DIFFERENT PEOPLE. HE IS AT restart uni but is too Can't synchronize breathing and walking pace with Becky when rarely going outdoors with her afraid of being isolated by more outgoing and gl THIS EXACT MOMENT PRESENT SIMULTANEOUSLY IN INFINITE classmates SOLAR SYSTEMS WHERE IN EACH ONE OF THEM HE'S CURRENTLY OUCH I ENJOYING SEX WITH ALIEN STACIE OF Literally didn't laughed nor cried a single time in the last ten years. Also last time he went to a ALL KIND NEVER HAD TO WORK. NOT EVEN A SINGLE DAY. HIS BANK ACCOUNT IS CONSTANTLY party (not counting here grandma's birthday) was in 2006 or so BEING FILLED WITH FRESH LAD HAS A BIG OWNERS OF RESTAURANTS PAY MONEY COMING FROM People think that he's still in high school but actuallys he's 31 yrs old. No one can takes him AMOUNT OF HIM ON A REGULAR BASIS TO BILLIONAIRE STACIES FROM RESPECT FOR HIM LAD likes him, yet he believes that virgin should better try to solve its issues GET HIM EATING AT THEIR ALL OVER THE WORLD THAT AND CONSIDERS LOCALS SINCE THE MERE WILL SUPPORT HIM FORA LIFE Wears always the same boring outfit with dark and cold CHAD A GOOD PRESENCE OF CHAD ATTRACTS THOUSANDS OF STACIES TO THE TIME seriously because of his FRIEND by himself. Thinks that looks offering help wouldn't be a good move, since most probably virgin would feel humiliated PLACE WILLING TO EAT AND colours in order to pass unnoticed and avoid being bullied by in that case. strangers in the streets SPEND ΜΟΝΕΥ ΤHERE WITH TΗΕ SOLE PURPOSE OF BEING CLOSE TO CHAD DOESN'T HAVE THE FAINTEST CLUE ABOUT WHAT FEMINISM IS. IF A THE LENGHT OF HIS PENIS IS FEMINIST CcOMES ACROosS HIM IN SUCH THAT YOU COULD THE STREET, SHE'S INMIEDIATELY Was never invited to MEASURE INTERGALACTIC Whenever he goes out CONVERTED INTO A STACY IN A the fantastic halloween DISTANCES USING from mom's basement MATTER OF NANOSECONDS SINCE People think he will commit suicide sooner parties that the Stacy he was in love with used to throw in last "CHADCOCKS" AS A UNIT OF insects will surround and follow him since they detect he could die at any IT'S TECHNICALLY IMIPOSSIBLE MEASUREMENT, E.G., THE THAT A GIRL REMAINS FEMINIST DISTANCE BETWEEN EARTH than later. He's actually a very calm and rational peson though, aware that he just got bad luck with looks, but still can't avoid being constantly suggested about how good it'd be for him to start coun seling and take psych meds in order to fix his head AFTER LOOKING AT CHAD. nineties AND ANDROMEDA GALAXY FEMINISTS TURN moment as a consequence of his extremely frail health COULD BE BETTER EXPRESSED AUTOMATICALLY INTO BETA AS "1 NANOCHADCOCK" WOMEN SUPPORTERS OF PATRIARCHY IN THE EXACT TRAINS HIS CHEST ΜΟΜΕΝT THEY ΜΕET HΠΜ AND TRICEPS BY PUSHING THE EARTH THROUGH ITS ORBIT AROUND THE SUN

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The Virgin UPS Delivery Boy vs. THE CHAD FEDEX GOON

|ups delivery boy FEDEX GOON The virgin The Chad STAYS STRAPPED probably never shot a gun LIFTS HEAVY BOXES ALL ĐAY Ups follows Fedx company weapon policy DÍSREGARIDS COMPANY POLICY CRUSHES P---- handles little packages all day employer sends thank you letter to guys that shot him WILL PRORARLY GET FIRED GOES FOR THE KILLSHOT
|ups delivery boy FEDEX GOON The virgin The Chad STAYS STRAPPED probably never shot a gun LIFTS HEAVY BOXES ALL ĐAY Ups follows Fedx company weapon policy DÍSREGARIDS COMPANY POLICY CRUSHES P---- handles little packages all day employer sends thank you letter to guys that shot him WILL PRORARLY GET FIRED GOES FOR THE KILLSHOT

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Virgin Spike Spiegel v. CHAD SPACE DANDY

THE VIRGIN SPIKE SPIEGEL FROM COWBOY BEBOP THE CHAD SPACE DANDY FROM SPACE DANDY Gay-ass poofy hair and gentleman suit The most lovable douche in The most lovable Super-macho Elvis pompadour and jock jacket the universe, without a doubt douche he knows His spaceship contains one of His spaceship flies the coolest luxury homes in existence and even has an and serves as a Has a lazy, freeloading storage space Is constantly depressed, to the point of frequently having to rely on his incredibly useful sidekicks to prevent himself from straight- emergency escape pod that weeaboo s----head Uses normal guns can transform itself into a and an extremely giant robot Hawaiian Rejects the idea of becoming God simply because it would be too boring outdated and Uses laser guns overweight robot Rejects the idea of becoming God because it wouldn't allow him to go to Space Hooters vacuum cleaner as his sidekicks, simply Has an anthropomorphic alien cat from outer space Has a normal pet because of how dog from Earth confident he is up killing himself about being able to handle literally The English dub makes him sound The English dub gives him a typical boringly monotone "modest hero" voice anything by himself every bit as hilariously douchey and toxically Basically Johnny Basically Keanu Reeves and literally every generic masculine as he looks Bravo and the and (in many ways) is cartoon version "cool dude" in anime of Earthworm shows and spy movies Alone in the Jim combined combined into one Knows basically all of his Spider-Verse-esque alternate- universe selves by name universe into one insanely incredibly boring person awesome person Main female love interest Outright dies in the very first episode of the series, then immediately comes right back to life in the second episode is a busty receptionist who is a hilariously Generally lacks the power of cartoon logic Main female love interest is a generic 80s Blonde who only appears in flashbacks up until the massive Tsundere and Toon Force towards him and has a Has so little concern for constant physical very end of the series Often shows his own safety that he will even go as far as chain-crashing his own spaceship through an presence in the series surprisingly genuine So strong that he barely Has to rely on something as Rides giant surfboards through outer space while Handles nearly every problem he's faced with in the most realistic and least anime-trope-embracing fashion possible; in fact, throwing his horrifically moldy old refrigerator out of his spaceship's airlock is one of the most exciting things that he ever actually does in the entirety of the series even needs a brain wimpy and lame as "intelligence" concern for his entire planets explode into pieces behind him, nakedly flings himself out of an already-naked giant robot Statue Of Liberty so that he can Falcon Punch own safety but Name a single remotely asteroid field at Too lazy and nihilistic to even refuses to attractive woman in the terminal velocity just to help himself win a space admit it, like a total emo p---- consider using his "ladies' man" charm to actually pick the entire universe clean out of existence, dances so entire universe that he's hard that it creates a new Big Bang, etc, etc, etc looked at WITHOUT race, like a real man up chicks most of the time trying to hit on
THE VIRGIN SPIKE SPIEGEL FROM COWBOY BEBOP THE CHAD SPACE DANDY FROM SPACE DANDY Gay-ass poofy hair and gentleman suit The most lovable douche in The most lovable Super-macho Elvis pompadour and jock jacket the universe, without a doubt douche he knows His spaceship contains one of His spaceship flies the coolest luxury homes in existence and even has an and serves as a Has a lazy, freeloading storage space Is constantly depressed, to the point of frequently having to rely on his incredibly useful sidekicks to prevent himself from straight- emergency escape pod that weeaboo s----head Uses normal guns can transform itself into a and an extremely giant robot Hawaiian Rejects the idea of becoming God simply because it would be too boring outdated and Uses laser guns overweight robot Rejects the idea of becoming God because it wouldn't allow him to go to Space Hooters vacuum cleaner as his sidekicks, simply Has an anthropomorphic alien cat from outer space Has a normal pet because of how dog from Earth confident he is up killing himself about being able to handle literally The English dub makes him sound The English dub gives him a typical boringly monotone "modest hero" voice anything by himself every bit as hilariously douchey and toxically Basically Johnny Basically Keanu Reeves and literally every generic masculine as he looks Bravo and the and (in many ways) is cartoon version "cool dude" in anime of Earthworm shows and spy movies Alone in the Jim combined combined into one Knows basically all of his Spider-Verse-esque alternate- universe selves by name universe into one insanely incredibly boring person awesome person Main female love interest Outright dies in the very first episode of the series, then immediately comes right back to life in the second episode is a busty receptionist who is a hilariously Generally lacks the power of cartoon logic Main female love interest is a generic 80s Blonde who only appears in flashbacks up until the massive Tsundere and Toon Force towards him and has a Has so little concern for constant physical very end of the series Often shows his own safety that he will even go as far as chain-crashing his own spaceship through an presence in the series surprisingly genuine So strong that he barely Has to rely on something as Rides giant surfboards through outer space while Handles nearly every problem he's faced with in the most realistic and least anime-trope-embracing fashion possible; in fact, throwing his horrifically moldy old refrigerator out of his spaceship's airlock is one of the most exciting things that he ever actually does in the entirety of the series even needs a brain wimpy and lame as "intelligence" concern for his entire planets explode into pieces behind him, nakedly flings himself out of an already-naked giant robot Statue Of Liberty so that he can Falcon Punch own safety but Name a single remotely asteroid field at Too lazy and nihilistic to even refuses to attractive woman in the terminal velocity just to help himself win a space admit it, like a total emo p---- consider using his "ladies' man" charm to actually pick the entire universe clean out of existence, dances so entire universe that he's hard that it creates a new Big Bang, etc, etc, etc looked at WITHOUT race, like a real man up chicks most of the time trying to hit on

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Virgin Star Wars v. CHADDINGTON

The Virgin Star Wars The CHADdington 100% 88% FRESH 59% AUDIENCE SCORE TOMATOMETER Total Count: 236 User Ratings: 7,898 TOMATOMETER Total Count: 210 fun for all audiences story has been a mess with no heartfelt story clear direction that is wholesome but solely relies on nostalgia for popularity not pandering
The Virgin Star Wars The CHADdington 100% 88% FRESH 59% AUDIENCE SCORE TOMATOMETER Total Count: 236 User Ratings: 7,898 TOMATOMETER Total Count: 210 fun for all audiences story has been a mess with no heartfelt story clear direction that is wholesome but solely relies on nostalgia for popularity not pandering

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The Virgin (thing you dont like) The Chad (thing you like) does thing you like buys product you like doesnt do thing you like buys product you dont like OUCH! has lots of things in common with you doesnt have a lot in common with you basically a self insert you on agrees with thinks critically about your ideas every topic votes for your preferred political candidate doesnt share your political views just an attempt to silence the outgroup when you have run out of arguements just stop it at this point this meme hasnt been funny in months
The Virgin (thing you dont like) The Chad (thing you like) does thing you like buys product you like doesnt do thing you like buys product you dont like OUCH! has lots of things in common with you doesnt have a lot in common with you basically a self insert you on agrees with thinks critically about your ideas every topic votes for your preferred political candidate doesnt share your political views just an attempt to silence the outgroup when you have run out of arguements just stop it at this point this meme hasnt been funny in months

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Virgenie vs Chadfar

VIRGENIE VS CHADFAR HE'S SIMPLY OUT OF DATE HIS THUMB IS NUMBER ONE ON EVERY LIST HE'S ONLY SECOND RATE HE'S TIGER'S TAME HE'S INVINCIBLE HE'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THE GENIE GAME HE LOOKS HORRENDOUS IN HIS UNDERWEAR HE'LL MAKE A GREAT ESCAPE FOR HIM IT'S JUST A PIECE OF CAKE HE'S HOCUS-POCUS ISN'T TOUGH ENOUGH HE'S DOUBLE WHAMMY HE CAN HARDLY WAIT TO DISCOMBOBULATE ISN'T UP TO SNUFF GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB HIM! HE'LL SEND YOUR BACK END PACKING IN A SHIPPING CRATE HE'LL MAKE A BETTER LIVING WITH A SPINNING PLATE
VIRGENIE VS CHADFAR HE'S SIMPLY OUT OF DATE HIS THUMB IS NUMBER ONE ON EVERY LIST HE'S ONLY SECOND RATE HE'S TIGER'S TAME HE'S INVINCIBLE HE'S GOT A LOT TO LEARN ABOUT THE GENIE GAME HE LOOKS HORRENDOUS IN HIS UNDERWEAR HE'LL MAKE A GREAT ESCAPE FOR HIM IT'S JUST A PIECE OF CAKE HE'S HOCUS-POCUS ISN'T TOUGH ENOUGH HE'S DOUBLE WHAMMY HE CAN HARDLY WAIT TO DISCOMBOBULATE ISN'T UP TO SNUFF GRANNY'S GONNA GRAB HIM! HE'LL SEND YOUR BACK END PACKING IN A SHIPPING CRATE HE'LL MAKE A BETTER LIVING WITH A SPINNING PLATE

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The Virgin Zero Two vs. The Chad Zero One

The Virgin Klaxosaur The Chad Rider Small horns that ironically serve no point; probably the devil within Japan Nice, long attena for his kickass "RIDER KICK!!" "Darling." Who says that? grasshopper motif Boring, red uniform Kickass black and neon green armor; the other riders even have Named after the Reiwa Era Named after that makes her stand out from the normal people in the typical gray uniforms some random 3-digit code different colors than each other Has a cool motorcycle and a mech suit, and Pilots a mech with t---, and f---- to pilot it at that Only exists for p---------- uses satellites to boot The thirtieth main Kamen Rider; gives respect to all existing ones Even fans started Really meant for the younger demographic, but attracts all fans due to fans growing up with Tries so damn hard to please adults, yet attracts 13-year-olds It just kept getting to hate it around episode 15 better and better with boners Kamen Rider
The Virgin Klaxosaur The Chad Rider Small horns that ironically serve no point; probably the devil within Japan Nice, long attena for his kickass "RIDER KICK!!" "Darling." Who says that? grasshopper motif Boring, red uniform Kickass black and neon green armor; the other riders even have Named after the Reiwa Era Named after that makes her stand out from the normal people in the typical gray uniforms some random 3-digit code different colors than each other Has a cool motorcycle and a mech suit, and Pilots a mech with t---, and f---- to pilot it at that Only exists for p---------- uses satellites to boot The thirtieth main Kamen Rider; gives respect to all existing ones Even fans started Really meant for the younger demographic, but attracts all fans due to fans growing up with Tries so damn hard to please adults, yet attracts 13-year-olds It just kept getting to hate it around episode 15 better and better with boners Kamen Rider

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The Virgin Anime vs. The Chad Tokusatsu

The Virgin Anime The Chad Tokusatsu Filmed live action. Cartoons Animated in sweatshop are for losers. Combat all expertly choreographed to create engaging and fast-paced Fight scenes use cheap animation tricks to struggles save animation costs Main characters are all brooding emos Needs no fanservice. Plot and character Relies on shameless to nse Heroes are paragons of justice who keep viewers' attention drama is enough to maintain viewers' fight for peace and never lose hope. interest. Characters look deformed and ridiculous Suit design is intricate and stylish Timeless themes attract a wide demographic Fanbase are all teenagers and middle-aged neckbeards enough to overpower any sense of of fans from all generations and places. unrealisticness.
The Virgin Anime The Chad Tokusatsu Filmed live action. Cartoons Animated in sweatshop are for losers. Combat all expertly choreographed to create engaging and fast-paced Fight scenes use cheap animation tricks to struggles save animation costs Main characters are all brooding emos Needs no fanservice. Plot and character Relies on shameless to nse Heroes are paragons of justice who keep viewers' attention drama is enough to maintain viewers' fight for peace and never lose hope. interest. Characters look deformed and ridiculous Suit design is intricate and stylish Timeless themes attract a wide demographic Fanbase are all teenagers and middle-aged neckbeards enough to overpower any sense of of fans from all generations and places. unrealisticness.

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Virgin Wine Drinker v. CHAD WINE CONNOSIEUR

Drinks wines that sound Drinks wine with cuties The Virgin impressive to others Completely broke due to expensive THE CHAD Wines actually taste good french wine Cuties do not Only drinks wines so dry they cause mouth ulcers Dope Vanilla notes want to drink Winemakers cater wine with him to him $80 Rich, because his Not looking OUCH! wines are dirt forward to cheap BORGOGNO 100 percent drinking next Doesn't care what Banele reliant on what wine - but needs old men score his old man says to show off to wines PROPHECY, about wine reddit Wines have cool labels Doesn't care to $8.99 know the names Could not care "93 points" "You should try it paired correctly of any grapes less about vintage Sweet and Looking to the "OK Boomer" with food" pleasant wines future Doesn't have to look up "drink from 2038" Drinks wines that fly off the shelf pronunciation Has to pretend Stuck 200 years to like it ago in the past California blends Doesn't have to fight the wine he is drinking Frenchie probably Has independant thoughts spat in his wine Knows how wine is made
Drinks wines that sound Drinks wine with cuties The Virgin impressive to others Completely broke due to expensive THE CHAD Wines actually taste good french wine Cuties do not Only drinks wines so dry they cause mouth ulcers Dope Vanilla notes want to drink Winemakers cater wine with him to him $80 Rich, because his Not looking OUCH! wines are dirt forward to cheap BORGOGNO 100 percent drinking next Doesn't care what Banele reliant on what wine - but needs old men score his old man says to show off to wines PROPHECY, about wine reddit Wines have cool labels Doesn't care to $8.99 know the names Could not care "93 points" "You should try it paired correctly of any grapes less about vintage Sweet and Looking to the "OK Boomer" with food" pleasant wines future Doesn't have to look up "drink from 2038" Drinks wines that fly off the shelf pronunciation Has to pretend Stuck 200 years to like it ago in the past California blends Doesn't have to fight the wine he is drinking Frenchie probably Has independant thoughts spat in his wine Knows how wine is made

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