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"The Virgin MacBook" THE CHAD BEAUTIFUL no nsa spycam impressive floral design 720p camera, mostly used by law enforcement to spy on users strong latch keeps laptop shut weak hardware, costs over $1000 १o ion Novelty inexpensive, probably costs less than $20 Tue41 AM Q OE Finder File Edit View Go Window Help userbase mostly consists of nu-male fanboys who react poorly to criticism keyboard has tactile feedback matte screen isn't covered glossy screen is always covered in fingerprints and dust in fingerprints runs macOS Beautlu high confidence, calls itself beautiful commits copyright infringement against disney, doesn't care boring minimalist design has never heard of an operating system keyboard breaks easily, MacBook doesn't need any dongles needs expensive dongle to connect to most devices no tactile feedback pink and purple user replacable alkaline batteries always overheating tton" automatically lanlly compartment for storing mouse doubles as a cup holder reluctant to three button trackpad, lights up to alert users when they are being spied on nothing is user replaceable be called pink, prefers “rose gold" "force touch" trackpad, no real buttons incapable of overheating built-in mouse

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The Virgin MacBook vs The Chad Beautiful


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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