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CHADRACHNIDS Virgin insects They are usually conisdered innocous or benifical, and are kept around by reasonable 60,000 species. A large and diverse but not to the point of redundancy Over 1 million species, but half of those are a bunch of practically identdical weevils only distinguished by minor variations in genitalia group, Invoke disgust and apathy Invoke fear, awe and respect people Their presence is usually considered a nuisance or health hazard, and are thus killed with no remorse presence of wings renders them unable to grow or heal wounds during adulthood The They are uncsontrained by wings, so they can continue to molt and growing during aduldhood People love them because they look awesome and they kill virgin insects in droves Quiet, and mostly keep to Loud, annoying, and constantly getting in people's way themselves Can only gain appreciation from humans by having stupid flashy colors A single one can send shivers down a grown man's spine Only threatening in large numbers Spread few diseases Spread lots of disease Only people who like them are virgin nerds who get bullied by everyon else Vast majority die in under a year Presence in the ocean is confined to a Most live long, proper lives Appreciated by chad petkeepers, goth stacies, and single genus of unremarkable water of over a year graphic design artists striders There exists many marine mites (and if recent studies are correct, horseshoe crabs are arachnids and that alone gives the whole group 100 extra chad points)

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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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