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The Virgin Fry Cook Chad the manager Doesn't really needs the money His dad is the owner of the franchise Has to lunch at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from his check Works to pay college Wears a fancy-looking uniform Get along with customers $9 per hour His face was greasy before he got the job Employee of the monthlyearldecade Burned his d--- with a McChicken three times this week His job is to supervise virgins to not steal the bugers oir have sex with them Wears a dumb uniform Lunches at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from the virgin's check
The Virgin Fry Cook Chad the manager Doesn't really needs the money His dad is the owner of the franchise Has to lunch at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from his check Works to pay college Wears a fancy-looking uniform Get along with customers $9 per hour His face was greasy before he got the job Employee of the monthlyearldecade Burned his d--- with a McChicken three times this week His job is to supervise virgins to not steal the bugers oir have sex with them Wears a dumb uniform Lunches at McDonald's everyday and his meal is discounted from the virgin's check

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The Chad Jack Main

"The Virgin Waifufag" Dyes their hair the same color as their waifu's The Chad Jack Main" Can smell the fraudulence Claims to "not care about winning or losing" Plays low tier waifu s--- on purpose Of his opponents Just so they have the "my character is low tier" OS ready when they lose But subtweets and complains about how s--- their low tier waifu is Wins every tournament while also maintaining a .20% BAC -Never showers Undoubtedly wearing their waif's outfit under the normal clothes OUCH 一 Played Jack since Tekken When Saint wins, it's actually Chad playing through share play Always seen with doll of waifu Only plays online. Never tournaments Will immediately switch mains to a new low tier waifu if he runs into someone else using her online Cannot play a set unless there is an attractive FGC thot sucking him off while playing Pauses the game if she stops Does not get disqualified
"The Virgin Waifufag" Dyes their hair the same color as their waifu's The Chad Jack Main" Can smell the fraudulence Claims to "not care about winning or losing" Plays low tier waifu s--- on purpose Of his opponents Just so they have the "my character is low tier" OS ready when they lose But subtweets and complains about how s--- their low tier waifu is Wins every tournament while also maintaining a .20% BAC -Never showers Undoubtedly wearing their waif's outfit under the normal clothes OUCH 一 Played Jack since Tekken When Saint wins, it's actually Chad playing through share play Always seen with doll of waifu Only plays online. Never tournaments Will immediately switch mains to a new low tier waifu if he runs into someone else using her online Cannot play a set unless there is an attractive FGC thot sucking him off while playing Pauses the game if she stops Does not get disqualified

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The Virgin Figurehead vs the Chad Commander in Chief

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The Virgin figurehead Was a peanut farmer FO CARTERS HOMER The Chacd Commander in Chief Cantwi a second term S RELEASED HE W Grey hair INAGU RATED EYES THAT SA "I AM READY" Pl TE OLDER Isnt take THANRTER HE DNT HAVE GREY Looks Tired seriously AIT TE ST MAIR ONE One Flag WAS A FU CKING UT 2 FLAGS -- ACTOR oil Prises Established the DOE Nervous Laugh NICE TIE A AND SUIT LAUGH IS NOT NERVOUS AS A Handkerchief ooked Teeth st like his administration CLASSY AS F--- Let Americ D THE S--- LIBYA AFTER ATTACK ot i

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The Chad Courier

"The Virgin Wanderer" THE CHAD COURIER HAS 150+MODS INSTALLED Never has installed a mod CHOOSES COMPANIONS BASED ON LOOKS PIPBOY LIGHT IS ALWAYS ON FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY Likes Bethesda Fallout Chooses companions based on utility OHNNY GUITAR CAN BE EARD FROM A 50 MILE RADIUS Listens to the radio with headphone:s Is on a quest because dad wants him to JINGLE JANGLE DOES WHAT HE WANTS WITH NEW VEGAS Hasn't heard Johnny Guitar Always keeps his PipBoy light of S:1 (p----) P:5 (3 without glasses) E:3 (from running from Chad) C:1 (never talked to a girl) I:6 (but thinks is actually 10) A:3 (again, from running) L:4 (so he can live) S:10 (ARMS LIKE A TRUCK) P:1 (ENEMIES RUN TO HIM) E:9 (WORKING ON CARDIO) C:10 (HAIR MAY BE RELATED) I:1 (NO TIME FOR BOOKS) A:2 (SKIPS LEG DAY) L:1 (NO NEED) 0 POINTS IN NON COMBAT SKILLS 100 sneak so he can avoid eye contact TAKES ALL GOLD BARS IN DEAD MONEY Never uses ALWAYS ON JET WEARS DUSTER COATS SO HIS CLOTHES WON'T BE STAINED WITH BLOOD chems Only wears Vaulf jumpsu because muh immersion
"The Virgin Wanderer" THE CHAD COURIER HAS 150+MODS INSTALLED Never has installed a mod CHOOSES COMPANIONS BASED ON LOOKS PIPBOY LIGHT IS ALWAYS ON FOR MAXIMUM EFFICIENCY Likes Bethesda Fallout Chooses companions based on utility OHNNY GUITAR CAN BE EARD FROM A 50 MILE RADIUS Listens to the radio with headphone:s Is on a quest because dad wants him to JINGLE JANGLE DOES WHAT HE WANTS WITH NEW VEGAS Hasn't heard Johnny Guitar Always keeps his PipBoy light of S:1 (p----) P:5 (3 without glasses) E:3 (from running from Chad) C:1 (never talked to a girl) I:6 (but thinks is actually 10) A:3 (again, from running) L:4 (so he can live) S:10 (ARMS LIKE A TRUCK) P:1 (ENEMIES RUN TO HIM) E:9 (WORKING ON CARDIO) C:10 (HAIR MAY BE RELATED) I:1 (NO TIME FOR BOOKS) A:2 (SKIPS LEG DAY) L:1 (NO NEED) 0 POINTS IN NON COMBAT SKILLS 100 sneak so he can avoid eye contact TAKES ALL GOLD BARS IN DEAD MONEY Never uses ALWAYS ON JET WEARS DUSTER COATS SO HIS CLOTHES WON'T BE STAINED WITH BLOOD chems Only wears Vaulf jumpsu because muh immersion

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Virgin Eclipse

With ease from years of weight training Perfectly groomed hair aligns the suns rays to be harmless to the eye itchy Has never worn -sunglasses Has disposable camera, will take zero photos Slouched back, has to crane head to see the eclipse Clothing is brighter than sun itself Back always at the right position to view the sun
With ease from years of weight training Perfectly groomed hair aligns the suns rays to be harmless to the eye itchy Has never worn -sunglasses Has disposable camera, will take zero photos Slouched back, has to crane head to see the eclipse Clothing is brighter than sun itself Back always at the right position to view the sun

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The Chad Fundamentalist

Large, unapologetic cross "The Virgin Preacher" God LovesGives sermon All 0f at designated 훗웃天 The Chad Fundamentalist King James Bible (used exclusively as projectile weapon against unbelievers) times and limits himself to 20 min Takes his orders from God Preaches in church pandering to modern degeneracy Dresses casually in laughable attempt to appear relevant Takes his orders from a supervisor Uses worthless contemporary Bible Attracts huge, frenzied crowds Awkwardcapable of retaking delivery lacking fervour or conviction; believes all faiths have Preaches whenever and wherever he something feels inspired; often continues for up to offer Dresses in sackcloth stained with the blood of his enemies Constantinople when the time is right Treats the mere existence of other faiths as a direct personal affront No congregation whatsoever Will never retake Constantinople to seven hours straight
Large, unapologetic cross "The Virgin Preacher" God LovesGives sermon All 0f at designated 훗웃天 The Chad Fundamentalist King James Bible (used exclusively as projectile weapon against unbelievers) times and limits himself to 20 min Takes his orders from God Preaches in church pandering to modern degeneracy Dresses casually in laughable attempt to appear relevant Takes his orders from a supervisor Uses worthless contemporary Bible Attracts huge, frenzied crowds Awkwardcapable of retaking delivery lacking fervour or conviction; believes all faiths have Preaches whenever and wherever he something feels inspired; often continues for up to offer Dresses in sackcloth stained with the blood of his enemies Constantinople when the time is right Treats the mere existence of other faiths as a direct personal affront No congregation whatsoever Will never retake Constantinople to seven hours straight

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The Virgin Chad

The Virgin Chad Always carries the bible with him Good looking Treats women the same ( as men Gets asked out daily but always rejects Less than 20 vears old Wears a purity ring People act surprised when they find out he's a virgin Has a crucifix necklace Well dressed Will probably meet his future wife at church Could easily f--- any girl he wanted but he's waiting for the right one Semen overload from never e---------- When girls find out he's a virgin they want him even more
The Virgin Chad Always carries the bible with him Good looking Treats women the same ( as men Gets asked out daily but always rejects Less than 20 vears old Wears a purity ring People act surprised when they find out he's a virgin Has a crucifix necklace Well dressed Will probably meet his future wife at church Could easily f--- any girl he wanted but he's waiting for the right one Semen overload from never e---------- When girls find out he's a virgin they want him even more

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Wholesome

Of course they will Don't be shy, here hold my hand. I'm scared. What if your parents don't like me? I leve you I love you toe, bobel
Of course they will Don't be shy, here hold my hand. I'm scared. What if your parents don't like me? I leve you I love you toe, bobel

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The Virgin Activist vs The Chad Armchair

"The Virgin ActiviCHAD ARMCHAIR Clings to symbols and iconography of past, failed movements Always calm and rational, ready to abandon mistaken beliefs without the slightest reluctance if they were ever proven to be incorrect (which is impossible) THE CHAD ARMCHAIR Fantasizes about taking part in Would betray any of his friends or family at a moment's notice if it was in the service of theoretical pedantry -historical battles alongside his Chooses his ideology based on its popularity, mainly guided by desire for social acceptance idols, actually too afraid to even get arrested The whole world waits to hear every one of his theoretical developments. Does not register the Identifies overly strongly with historical figures believes he shares in their accomplishments because of his ideology Extremely emotionally invested emotions or feelings in his views, becomes upset of others at al and angry when any of his positions are challenged Isn't even exactly sure what history is Always forms his own opinions based on a firm foundation of philosophy and critique Doesn't really understand theory , but unhesitatingly upholds the opinions of more popular individuals in the same tendency Understands that ideology is a trap Knows sex doesn't exist, but is swimming in ass nonetheless Bonus Dresses like a teenager Makes fawning posts about historical figures on social media Probably only ever read one book but believes in it 100% Believes in left unity Goes to protests mainly to be seen, but nobody notices or cares about him MANDATORY Has never once in his life left the comfort of his armchair Tries to pester his friends and family into adopting his views, believes he making a real difference Actively refuses any activity but sitting and reading, takes brief breaks only to engage in discourse. Smart, mature attire Perfectly willing and prepared to strangle any of his philosophical influences to death with his bare hands if they were still alive Other leftists fear and loathe him, running away when they hear his name. Thinks his ideology is the only way he'll gain acceptance Hopes it will even get him laid
"The Virgin ActiviCHAD ARMCHAIR Clings to symbols and iconography of past, failed movements Always calm and rational, ready to abandon mistaken beliefs without the slightest reluctance if they were ever proven to be incorrect (which is impossible) THE CHAD ARMCHAIR Fantasizes about taking part in Would betray any of his friends or family at a moment's notice if it was in the service of theoretical pedantry -historical battles alongside his Chooses his ideology based on its popularity, mainly guided by desire for social acceptance idols, actually too afraid to even get arrested The whole world waits to hear every one of his theoretical developments. Does not register the Identifies overly strongly with historical figures believes he shares in their accomplishments because of his ideology Extremely emotionally invested emotions or feelings in his views, becomes upset of others at al and angry when any of his positions are challenged Isn't even exactly sure what history is Always forms his own opinions based on a firm foundation of philosophy and critique Doesn't really understand theory , but unhesitatingly upholds the opinions of more popular individuals in the same tendency Understands that ideology is a trap Knows sex doesn't exist, but is swimming in ass nonetheless Bonus Dresses like a teenager Makes fawning posts about historical figures on social media Probably only ever read one book but believes in it 100% Believes in left unity Goes to protests mainly to be seen, but nobody notices or cares about him MANDATORY Has never once in his life left the comfort of his armchair Tries to pester his friends and family into adopting his views, believes he making a real difference Actively refuses any activity but sitting and reading, takes brief breaks only to engage in discourse. Smart, mature attire Perfectly willing and prepared to strangle any of his philosophical influences to death with his bare hands if they were still alive Other leftists fear and loathe him, running away when they hear his name. Thinks his ideology is the only way he'll gain acceptance Hopes it will even get him laid

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The Emo Virgin vs The Sad Chad

the sad cha d the emo virgin conceals his crippling depression through ironic memes and a persona buried underneath countless layers of irony, no one knows if he is actually depressed or not, a total enigma posts emotional monologues on facebook to signal to others that he is depressed sips lean in class lame graphic tees from hot topic and spencer's threatens suicide for attention jokes about suicide ironically wears marijuana references because he smoked weed a couple times, doesn't have a dealer aesthetically pleasing clothing with a highly varied and unique wardrobe weird colorful bracelets constantly lit, is a dealer himself so sad that he appears happy cuts himself for attention, claims the physical pain distracts him from his emotional pain for some reason has never cut himself, physical pain would do nothing as his emotional anguish goes deeper than the material plane hangs out in abandoned buildings and traphouses, prefers squatting to sitting hangs out in malls and sidewalks skinny jeans purchased by mom, not even in black his friends follow the same copy&paste fashion whilst thinking they are unique, tries to have sex with overweight girls with personality disorders but they needs crotchdrop pants to contain his bulge his squad rolls up to every party dressed on point, gets laid multiple times with lit girls after selling them xanax and kush has a guitar and claims to be in a band, has released O albums prefer his slightly less pathetic friends owns a successful cloud rap label unironically a leftist ironically far-right thinks that the nintendo DS is the most recent game console plays xbox 360
the sad cha d the emo virgin conceals his crippling depression through ironic memes and a persona buried underneath countless layers of irony, no one knows if he is actually depressed or not, a total enigma posts emotional monologues on facebook to signal to others that he is depressed sips lean in class lame graphic tees from hot topic and spencer's threatens suicide for attention jokes about suicide ironically wears marijuana references because he smoked weed a couple times, doesn't have a dealer aesthetically pleasing clothing with a highly varied and unique wardrobe weird colorful bracelets constantly lit, is a dealer himself so sad that he appears happy cuts himself for attention, claims the physical pain distracts him from his emotional pain for some reason has never cut himself, physical pain would do nothing as his emotional anguish goes deeper than the material plane hangs out in abandoned buildings and traphouses, prefers squatting to sitting hangs out in malls and sidewalks skinny jeans purchased by mom, not even in black his friends follow the same copy&paste fashion whilst thinking they are unique, tries to have sex with overweight girls with personality disorders but they needs crotchdrop pants to contain his bulge his squad rolls up to every party dressed on point, gets laid multiple times with lit girls after selling them xanax and kush has a guitar and claims to be in a band, has released O albums prefer his slightly less pathetic friends owns a successful cloud rap label unironically a leftist ironically far-right thinks that the nintendo DS is the most recent game console plays xbox 360

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Virgin Incident vs Chad Plow

The Virgin "Incident" CL The EHAD PLOnpo 19 injuries 1 landwhale death - mass hvsteria - 13 deaths including children wow his group is never vilified for fear of offending the chad - his attack vilifies his group
The Virgin "Incident" CL The EHAD PLOnpo 19 injuries 1 landwhale death - mass hvsteria - 13 deaths including children wow his group is never vilified for fear of offending the chad - his attack vilifies his group

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THE CHAD SUPREME LEADER The Virgin President does not inspire confidence in his allies Vill launch missiles at Guam if he feels like it Could eliminate any US city, chooses not t<o 36% approval rating RICA 지γ weird f------ orange colour Does as he pleases, international community powerless to intervene maintains record economic growth despite unprecedented sanctions Accountable to congress couldn't win election without foreign involvement completley out of his depth, cannot even begin to address the Korean crisis 0 Accountable to no man, not even himself 100% approval rating. doesn't care anyway small hands Asks prostitutes to pee on him has never seen a ballot box in his entire life could not win the popular vote, disliked by the majority of his people Openly sinks enemy ships and gets away with it presides over the collapse of the American-lead world order needs no allies, strong enough to face down the entire world alone vents frustration on twitter, embarrassing himself and his nation master of rhetoric, strikes fear into the enemy and confidence in his people doesn't know what twitter iS
THE CHAD SUPREME LEADER The Virgin President does not inspire confidence in his allies Vill launch missiles at Guam if he feels like it Could eliminate any US city, chooses not t<o 36% approval rating RICA 지γ weird f------ orange colour Does as he pleases, international community powerless to intervene maintains record economic growth despite unprecedented sanctions Accountable to congress couldn't win election without foreign involvement completley out of his depth, cannot even begin to address the Korean crisis 0 Accountable to no man, not even himself 100% approval rating. doesn't care anyway small hands Asks prostitutes to pee on him has never seen a ballot box in his entire life could not win the popular vote, disliked by the majority of his people Openly sinks enemy ships and gets away with it presides over the collapse of the American-lead world order needs no allies, strong enough to face down the entire world alone vents frustration on twitter, embarrassing himself and his nation master of rhetoric, strikes fear into the enemy and confidence in his people doesn't know what twitter iS

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The Virgin Egg

Just a NL meme I threw together for the lulz.
Just a NL meme I threw together for the lulz.

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The Virgin Sip vs. the Chad Quench

File: 1502196791645 ing (218 KB, 902x1200) Anonymous 08/1017(Thu 07:41:17 No 42458100·4458164-4245520->>424 osi-asag Anonymous08/10/17 Th 5255№42456761、295 767 > 4 45 3162 424 K19 24583272 4245 3312 424 359 > 424 3732 424 3742 4245 39 > 42458414 T days l this kid literally brought a jug of wate to class and is just drinking out of t.i hate college and i hate white people How big can my water bottles be before it starts to get me laughed at? I never realized this was a problem.I always use hose large pepsi bottlies. 42471844247905 3042471952 Anonymous 08/10/17(Thuj03:54 02 No.42456767 42456761 (OP Domminate the room, do what i do,get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to class slung over one shoulder, slam that mothertucker on the ground in the alsle Everytime you feel a litle thirsty stand up,lilt the bottle to your mouth with both arms, make sure you spll penty of water over yourself and the floor every time you do, also, let out deep, loud, exhalation of satisfaction atter every sip, then finish the routine by slamming the bottle on the ground again before loudly saying "ptew,i needed that, I was getting a bit THIRSTY" yell thirsty as loud as you can Virgin Sip AD GUZZ When class finishes, pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room. GLUB GLUB gag GLUB The Virgin Sip THE CHAD QUENCH Primal insincts measure ocal humidity to withi Genuinely enoys dinking water Existentially THIRSTY fve decimal Beauttul ountain confrontation wolds eye contact with other drinkers smooth, wel hydraled skn Never seen without ample hydration Drinks quicky belore the fourntai cold and hus his ewt cne and olily skin fom poor hydration netais from poory aintained pipes fen mistakes thirst or hunger Women LOVE his wa Dangerously yellow eels awkward carrying a waler botle,worries about igh quality disliled wate, aiways ice cold Expends zero effort holding massive jugs, lits them trough force of personlity being judged on botle size Low water consumption, aaid f urinating more ha nce per da Patently waits in line Uhine meets EPA standands for drinking Has never experienced ways happy to shar Drinks whenever he esires Knowledgeabie about the health benlts of ptmum hydration UNICEF names clean water projects afer him Waks to the take one (1) sip afer every set water fountain to
File: 1502196791645 ing (218 KB, 902x1200) Anonymous 08/1017(Thu 07:41:17 No 42458100·4458164-4245520->>424 osi-asag Anonymous08/10/17 Th 5255№42456761、295 767 > 4 45 3162 424 K19 24583272 4245 3312 424 359 > 424 3732 424 3742 4245 39 > 42458414 T days l this kid literally brought a jug of wate to class and is just drinking out of t.i hate college and i hate white people How big can my water bottles be before it starts to get me laughed at? I never realized this was a problem.I always use hose large pepsi bottlies. 42471844247905 3042471952 Anonymous 08/10/17(Thuj03:54 02 No.42456767 42456761 (OP Domminate the room, do what i do,get one of those 15L water cooler bottles and bring it to class slung over one shoulder, slam that mothertucker on the ground in the alsle Everytime you feel a litle thirsty stand up,lilt the bottle to your mouth with both arms, make sure you spll penty of water over yourself and the floor every time you do, also, let out deep, loud, exhalation of satisfaction atter every sip, then finish the routine by slamming the bottle on the ground again before loudly saying "ptew,i needed that, I was getting a bit THIRSTY" yell thirsty as loud as you can Virgin Sip AD GUZZ When class finishes, pick up the bottle in such a way that the remainder pours out as you leave the room. GLUB GLUB gag GLUB The Virgin Sip THE CHAD QUENCH Primal insincts measure ocal humidity to withi Genuinely enoys dinking water Existentially THIRSTY fve decimal Beauttul ountain confrontation wolds eye contact with other drinkers smooth, wel hydraled skn Never seen without ample hydration Drinks quicky belore the fourntai cold and hus his ewt cne and olily skin fom poor hydration netais from poory aintained pipes fen mistakes thirst or hunger Women LOVE his wa Dangerously yellow eels awkward carrying a waler botle,worries about igh quality disliled wate, aiways ice cold Expends zero effort holding massive jugs, lits them trough force of personlity being judged on botle size Low water consumption, aaid f urinating more ha nce per da Patently waits in line Uhine meets EPA standands for drinking Has never experienced ways happy to shar Drinks whenever he esires Knowledgeabie about the health benlts of ptmum hydration UNICEF names clean water projects afer him Waks to the take one (1) sip afer every set water fountain to

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