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THE VIRGIN FICTION THE CHAD REALITY HAS TO BE BELIEVEABLE CAN BE AS ABSURDAS IT WANTS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS MUST END EVENTUALLY IS A SERIES OF MEANINGFUL EVENTS PREDICTABLE PLOT ISA SERIES OF SEEMINGLY RANDOM BUT INTERCONNECTED FACTORS YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE PLOT TWISTS COMING MUST PLEASE ITS OWN AUTHORS, AUDIENCE, AND PUBLISHERS CANNOTENTER THE WORLD OF FICTION YOU'RE ALREADY PLAYING THE GAME WRITTEN BY EVERYBODY CONTROLLED BY NO BODY
THE VIRGIN FICTION THE CHAD REALITY HAS TO BE BELIEVEABLE CAN BE AS ABSURDAS IT WANTS THE RIDE NEVER ENDS MUST END EVENTUALLY IS A SERIES OF MEANINGFUL EVENTS PREDICTABLE PLOT ISA SERIES OF SEEMINGLY RANDOM BUT INTERCONNECTED FACTORS YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE PLOT TWISTS COMING MUST PLEASE ITS OWN AUTHORS, AUDIENCE, AND PUBLISHERS CANNOTENTER THE WORLD OF FICTION YOU'RE ALREADY PLAYING THE GAME WRITTEN BY EVERYBODY CONTROLLED BY NO BODY

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Virgin Vs capcom infinite SUPER SMASH CHADS ULTIMATE Removes longtime iconic characters because Disney doesn't own them Everyone is here!" Can't show their superheroes being beaten up because it would make them look bad Dismisses removed characters as "functions" Lets their own company's flagship mascot get killed in another character's reveal trailer Listens to the fanbase and adds their most desired character after 17 years of hopes and dreams Character redesigns look awful and soulless compared to previous titles Had a severely low budget to work with Every character is gloriously handcrafted to perfect representation Budget includes all of Nintendo's money and 3 planets in the Andromeda Galaxy Isn't even played at major competitions Content deliberately held out of the game to be locked behind DLC Will have a permanent spot at EVO alongside Melee for years to come All content in game is unlocked through playing
Virgin Vs capcom infinite SUPER SMASH CHADS ULTIMATE Removes longtime iconic characters because Disney doesn't own them Everyone is here!" Can't show their superheroes being beaten up because it would make them look bad Dismisses removed characters as "functions" Lets their own company's flagship mascot get killed in another character's reveal trailer Listens to the fanbase and adds their most desired character after 17 years of hopes and dreams Character redesigns look awful and soulless compared to previous titles Had a severely low budget to work with Every character is gloriously handcrafted to perfect representation Budget includes all of Nintendo's money and 3 planets in the Andromeda Galaxy Isn't even played at major competitions Content deliberately held out of the game to be locked behind DLC Will have a permanent spot at EVO alongside Melee for years to come All content in game is unlocked through playing

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Weeaboos vs. Trekkies

Thinks DDLC is GOTY for Retarded looking hairline to look Proper hairline, made to look like Picard or Data Who needs waifus when Spock is the best character? like a hero Says "Live long and pr and "Space, the final frontier Anime Tiddies Body pillow of his waifu, Anime is in diffrent series and is made in Japan Says 'oWo mostly MILFs Star Trek online is his favorite game, doesn't even need to be good or GOTY Made in America, it's just 1 series with multiple and "Baka spinoffs and flicks Obesity FIT AND BUFF Can't walk because he spent 5 weeks in his room jacking off to Can wak properly, has a good diet and watches Deep Space Nine every 6 hours in a proper relaxation Virgin Weeaboo The Chad Trekkie Wears the most Uniform hipster looking weeb shirts from Zumiez
Thinks DDLC is GOTY for Retarded looking hairline to look Proper hairline, made to look like Picard or Data Who needs waifus when Spock is the best character? like a hero Says "Live long and pr and "Space, the final frontier Anime Tiddies Body pillow of his waifu, Anime is in diffrent series and is made in Japan Says 'oWo mostly MILFs Star Trek online is his favorite game, doesn't even need to be good or GOTY Made in America, it's just 1 series with multiple and "Baka spinoffs and flicks Obesity FIT AND BUFF Can't walk because he spent 5 weeks in his room jacking off to Can wak properly, has a good diet and watches Deep Space Nine every 6 hours in a proper relaxation Virgin Weeaboo The Chad Trekkie Wears the most Uniform hipster looking weeb shirts from Zumiez

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Virgin Gordon Ramsey vs. Chad Remy

The Virgin Ramsay The Chad Remy Prime example that Can't give good criticism, yells profanities Probably doesn't believe that anyone can cook Uses some random Virgin to make his delicious, culinary masterpieces anyone can coo Failed at becoming a football player Has to make hi:s own hands dirtv when cooking Learned to cook by reading Gusteau's cookbook Saved his whole clan from dying by using his splendid smell and taste skills Goes to different countries to trash on their national cuisines His restaurants have contantly financial problems His cooking made a critic known for his hard judgement speechless Unites the rats and the humans to live harmoniously in Paris
The Virgin Ramsay The Chad Remy Prime example that Can't give good criticism, yells profanities Probably doesn't believe that anyone can cook Uses some random Virgin to make his delicious, culinary masterpieces anyone can coo Failed at becoming a football player Has to make hi:s own hands dirtv when cooking Learned to cook by reading Gusteau's cookbook Saved his whole clan from dying by using his splendid smell and taste skills Goes to different countries to trash on their national cuisines His restaurants have contantly financial problems His cooking made a critic known for his hard judgement speechless Unites the rats and the humans to live harmoniously in Paris

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The virgin Kazuichi VS the chad Yasuhiro

conceals his pathetic "The Virgin Il mop of hair THE CHAD name is so awe-inspiring he shares it with a classmate only uses his talent to fih elevators and make clocks lets his glorious lock:s fly free encellent not an Ultimate Mechanic bullied by a loli handwriting but still took apart a monokuma name reminds people of carbonated drinks contributes to trials classmates want him alive so they can pin crimes on him classmates find him annoying Wears one color, a sickening dark yello'w varied clothing and color choices volunteers to be killed for demos, doesn't fear death bullied bu a serial killer terrorist incapable of realizing Sonia. doesn't like him back contributes nothing to trials, knows his mere presence is enough can't aska girl out Has the quts to beat the onlu wants his strongest women alive over the head with a bottle forms a "strong, definite bond with Hajime only to say hell doubt him if he acts Suspicious immedietly after waifu for her looks undermined a lying corporation with the help of aliens has a 70% chance of making a wrong prediction, Makoto has said he has to be wary of him, despite his incompetent enterior no notable accomplishments broken talent in the right hanüs
conceals his pathetic "The Virgin Il mop of hair THE CHAD name is so awe-inspiring he shares it with a classmate only uses his talent to fih elevators and make clocks lets his glorious lock:s fly free encellent not an Ultimate Mechanic bullied by a loli handwriting but still took apart a monokuma name reminds people of carbonated drinks contributes to trials classmates want him alive so they can pin crimes on him classmates find him annoying Wears one color, a sickening dark yello'w varied clothing and color choices volunteers to be killed for demos, doesn't fear death bullied bu a serial killer terrorist incapable of realizing Sonia. doesn't like him back contributes nothing to trials, knows his mere presence is enough can't aska girl out Has the quts to beat the onlu wants his strongest women alive over the head with a bottle forms a "strong, definite bond with Hajime only to say hell doubt him if he acts Suspicious immedietly after waifu for her looks undermined a lying corporation with the help of aliens has a 70% chance of making a wrong prediction, Makoto has said he has to be wary of him, despite his incompetent enterior no notable accomplishments broken talent in the right hanüs

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Virgin Wraeththu VS Chad FATAL

Completely original mechanics that nobody has ever used before (or ever will again) The Virgin Wraeththu Original" mechanics that rip off pretty uch every basic RPG Practical ape barbarian air Stupid Goku hair system RPG equivilant of Chris Chan Too terrible to even Obnoxious Mary Sue protagonist race that can do no wrong Has spawned dozens of memes about how bad it is be remembered Every race is a complete a------ and they allhate each other actual flower d--- Fashion sense that screams mix between emo teen and BDSM gimp Loincloth and shoulder strap, perfect for r----- your enemy in the middle of combat Based on a s----- book series that Rolled max on Manhood length and girth, can f--- from over 2 miles mechanical bugs lead to 2-mile wide a--- circumfrance nobody reads Mechanic bugs are annoying and stupid RPG equivilant of that one annoying goth kid you knew in high school and completely forgot about until now Based on author's bugfuc insane r--- fantasies Does not have it's own theme song Has it's own METAL theme song
Completely original mechanics that nobody has ever used before (or ever will again) The Virgin Wraeththu Original" mechanics that rip off pretty uch every basic RPG Practical ape barbarian air Stupid Goku hair system RPG equivilant of Chris Chan Too terrible to even Obnoxious Mary Sue protagonist race that can do no wrong Has spawned dozens of memes about how bad it is be remembered Every race is a complete a------ and they allhate each other actual flower d--- Fashion sense that screams mix between emo teen and BDSM gimp Loincloth and shoulder strap, perfect for r----- your enemy in the middle of combat Based on a s----- book series that Rolled max on Manhood length and girth, can f--- from over 2 miles mechanical bugs lead to 2-mile wide a--- circumfrance nobody reads Mechanic bugs are annoying and stupid RPG equivilant of that one annoying goth kid you knew in high school and completely forgot about until now Based on author's bugfuc insane r--- fantasies Does not have it's own theme song Has it's own METAL theme song

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The Virgin little Dip Vs. The Chad Diaz

FanDude The Virgin Little Dipper s a wanna be detective < The Chad Diaz Leader of 2 succsessfu revolutions Has a harem of girls who want his seed Doesnt have a harem Has helped anquish the nvinsible monster Main bad guyis atriangle Doesn't even go by his real name Will ikely be future king of mewni Goes by Marco Ubaldo Diaz Has a beautiful beauty mark Willnever be royalty Knows karate and is super strong Has a weird birth mark
FanDude The Virgin Little Dipper s a wanna be detective < The Chad Diaz Leader of 2 succsessfu revolutions Has a harem of girls who want his seed Doesnt have a harem Has helped anquish the nvinsible monster Main bad guyis atriangle Doesn't even go by his real name Will ikely be future king of mewni Goes by Marco Ubaldo Diaz Has a beautiful beauty mark Willnever be royalty Knows karate and is super strong Has a weird birth mark

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The receive-in-hand vs the chad receive-on-tongue

The Receive-in-the-hand vs the Chad Tongue-and-Kneel Couldn't even bother to get a haircut, completely. devoid of style "See you next Christmas, father!" Eyes fixed intently on our Lord, a jawline sculpted by the angels is ready to receive Eyes are wandering, easily distracted by people walking by Probably thew on that raggedy sweatshirt 10 minutes before he left for Mass Everyone should be able to receive, no matter what! It's just a symbol." Does not care about what other parishioners thinlk of him, but what on God desires Hands are nowhere near the host, he is not Worthy to man-handle the Our Lord and Savior Priest wears black, so the faithful can be reminded of their own mortality Reverences Our Lord in his body posture, shows his humility before the God of the universe Priest wears the banner of a movement that despises the Church and stands opposed to Christ's teaching Wears only the finest linens so as to be presentable to the Heavenly King Body stance looks like he is about to just waltz away, will probably consume the host after halfway back to his pew Battle-harnded kneecaps are impervious to any damage Toe scuff-marks on boots are a badge of honor
The Receive-in-the-hand vs the Chad Tongue-and-Kneel Couldn't even bother to get a haircut, completely. devoid of style "See you next Christmas, father!" Eyes fixed intently on our Lord, a jawline sculpted by the angels is ready to receive Eyes are wandering, easily distracted by people walking by Probably thew on that raggedy sweatshirt 10 minutes before he left for Mass Everyone should be able to receive, no matter what! It's just a symbol." Does not care about what other parishioners thinlk of him, but what on God desires Hands are nowhere near the host, he is not Worthy to man-handle the Our Lord and Savior Priest wears black, so the faithful can be reminded of their own mortality Reverences Our Lord in his body posture, shows his humility before the God of the universe Priest wears the banner of a movement that despises the Church and stands opposed to Christ's teaching Wears only the finest linens so as to be presentable to the Heavenly King Body stance looks like he is about to just waltz away, will probably consume the host after halfway back to his pew Battle-harnded kneecaps are impervious to any damage Toe scuff-marks on boots are a badge of honor

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Tekken vs. Virtua Fighter

The Virjin THE CHADKIRA Uses Karate a.k.a. the Dane Cook of Martial Arts. A mama's boy who bombed a church for some reason. Mastered the elegant and brutal art of Bajiquan. Was taught Bajiquan by his grandfather, who guides him into understanding true power. Often upstaged by his more memorable father and grandfather. "Jū-nen hayain da vo!" - You're ten vears too earlv! "Yuruse." - Forgive me. A Ryu clone who's more badass than Rvu. Typical "Easy to pick up, hard to Has the easiest and weakest EWGF master" poster boy. For players who eat nails for breakfast and have chest hair thicker than hair on their heads. F------ One Frame Knee Kick Limb based combat allows for easy button mashing for scrubs. Sounds like a soyboy. His masculine battle cries will make Only emphasizes on three buttons, encourage:s precise timing and punishes plebs. you grow an extra ball. His rival is a Korean Taekwondo fighter who's tougher than him. Too emo to allow a Chinese qt love interest to ride him His rival is a ninja who are on an equal skill level Too busy training and getting fit, has no time for waifus. Won the 5th King of Iron Fist Tournament by cheating wit!h his devil abilities, and takes credit for winning the 3rd tournament when Paul technically won it. Doesn't even have a spin-off based around him, only has a s----- mini-game in Tekken 5. Won the 2nd World Fighting Tournament through sheer skill and arduous training. Was going to have his own spin-off, but later became Shenmue and turned into landmark series.
The Virjin THE CHADKIRA Uses Karate a.k.a. the Dane Cook of Martial Arts. A mama's boy who bombed a church for some reason. Mastered the elegant and brutal art of Bajiquan. Was taught Bajiquan by his grandfather, who guides him into understanding true power. Often upstaged by his more memorable father and grandfather. "Jū-nen hayain da vo!" - You're ten vears too earlv! "Yuruse." - Forgive me. A Ryu clone who's more badass than Rvu. Typical "Easy to pick up, hard to Has the easiest and weakest EWGF master" poster boy. For players who eat nails for breakfast and have chest hair thicker than hair on their heads. F------ One Frame Knee Kick Limb based combat allows for easy button mashing for scrubs. Sounds like a soyboy. His masculine battle cries will make Only emphasizes on three buttons, encourage:s precise timing and punishes plebs. you grow an extra ball. His rival is a Korean Taekwondo fighter who's tougher than him. Too emo to allow a Chinese qt love interest to ride him His rival is a ninja who are on an equal skill level Too busy training and getting fit, has no time for waifus. Won the 5th King of Iron Fist Tournament by cheating wit!h his devil abilities, and takes credit for winning the 3rd tournament when Paul technically won it. Doesn't even have a spin-off based around him, only has a s----- mini-game in Tekken 5. Won the 2nd World Fighting Tournament through sheer skill and arduous training. Was going to have his own spin-off, but later became Shenmue and turned into landmark series.

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The Virgin Dead or Alive 6 vs. The Chad Soul Calibur VI

The Virgin ie6 " Dead or n THE CHADSoul Calibur VI Does not pander to groups that are easily outraged Trying too hard to be- "mature and realistic" No concern of lack of realism and maturity, just wants to have fun Fanservice toned down a lot, Kasumi's chest is small Still ridden with flawed mechanics after all these years Likely to have fair DLC practices Also tries too hard to get into esports Isn't scared of having fanservice or scantly clad women fighters Likely to be Outfits are more oversaturated with DLC ~ faithful to the franchise Says fans of old Fanservice of lvy is not nerfed, and may as well be her sexiest in this installment yet. Project Soul does not defecate on fanbase DOA and Bonus: fanservice are all Takes away classic outfits and replaces with generic outfits that would be from spy movies than actual fighting games, with classic suits likely becoming DLC "young boys" MANDATORY: Pandering to "certain" groups of people that mostly don't play vided games Mechanics are more refinded than DOA's and classic mechanics are making their return. Has Geralt of Rivia as a guest fighter, and with lucK, could become a permanent fighter in the Soul Calibur series Proves game developers can do their own thing and succeed
The Virgin ie6 " Dead or n THE CHADSoul Calibur VI Does not pander to groups that are easily outraged Trying too hard to be- "mature and realistic" No concern of lack of realism and maturity, just wants to have fun Fanservice toned down a lot, Kasumi's chest is small Still ridden with flawed mechanics after all these years Likely to have fair DLC practices Also tries too hard to get into esports Isn't scared of having fanservice or scantly clad women fighters Likely to be Outfits are more oversaturated with DLC ~ faithful to the franchise Says fans of old Fanservice of lvy is not nerfed, and may as well be her sexiest in this installment yet. Project Soul does not defecate on fanbase DOA and Bonus: fanservice are all Takes away classic outfits and replaces with generic outfits that would be from spy movies than actual fighting games, with classic suits likely becoming DLC "young boys" MANDATORY: Pandering to "certain" groups of people that mostly don't play vided games Mechanics are more refinded than DOA's and classic mechanics are making their return. Has Geralt of Rivia as a guest fighter, and with lucK, could become a permanent fighter in the Soul Calibur series Proves game developers can do their own thing and succeed

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Virginia vs Legendary Super Chad

Legendary Super Chad Virginia Has no special spinoff He is no demon he is the devil The Luigi of Goku KAKAROOOT "You can have it all... My whole empire of dirt" Pisses himself at the sight of Chad Has notible spinofs including a s----ton of videogames, 5 movies, and an manga all circlejerking his power Calls himself a prince nobody listens to him Average bulge His power is maximum Fans are all orn team Gohan ironically Can't please Bulma Massive bulge Loyal fanbase Beats the s--- out of virgins F--- you Kakarot Gets cucked by Hit and Jiren His title actually means somthing Gets a new shiny f----- transformation Goku already has Kaioken Blue and Ultra Instinct Special transformation no one can outdO Everyone listens when he tells them to run
Legendary Super Chad Virginia Has no special spinoff He is no demon he is the devil The Luigi of Goku KAKAROOOT "You can have it all... My whole empire of dirt" Pisses himself at the sight of Chad Has notible spinofs including a s----ton of videogames, 5 movies, and an manga all circlejerking his power Calls himself a prince nobody listens to him Average bulge His power is maximum Fans are all orn team Gohan ironically Can't please Bulma Massive bulge Loyal fanbase Beats the s--- out of virgins F--- you Kakarot Gets cucked by Hit and Jiren His title actually means somthing Gets a new shiny f----- transformation Goku already has Kaioken Blue and Ultra Instinct Special transformation no one can outdO Everyone listens when he tells them to run

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The virgin xilian vs the chad Baltan

The Virgin Xilian The Chad Baltan Has a menacing laugh that will haunt your dreams forever Real form are Kyrieloid rip-offs Needs other monsters to do their dirty work Doesn't need to send monsters to fight the good guys, he takes them on directly Doesn't need a human disguise to invade Constantely loses to a radioactive lizard Looked ridiculous in their original appearance, looked like Matrix wannabes in their last appearance Hasn't appeared in Godzilla media since 2004 Has no special powers, just as weak as regular humans Has giant metal claws for hands Has almost any power you can think of Is a space Ninja Is one of the most iconic Ultraman villians and has constantly appeared in the Ultra Series
The Virgin Xilian The Chad Baltan Has a menacing laugh that will haunt your dreams forever Real form are Kyrieloid rip-offs Needs other monsters to do their dirty work Doesn't need to send monsters to fight the good guys, he takes them on directly Doesn't need a human disguise to invade Constantely loses to a radioactive lizard Looked ridiculous in their original appearance, looked like Matrix wannabes in their last appearance Hasn't appeared in Godzilla media since 2004 Has no special powers, just as weak as regular humans Has giant metal claws for hands Has almost any power you can think of Is a space Ninja Is one of the most iconic Ultraman villians and has constantly appeared in the Ultra Series

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THE VIRGIN UCHIHA THE CHAD NAMIKAZI gets cucked by his only friend not a virgin amazing pure blonde hair Chad minato lovely blue eyes attacks hidden leaf with the strongest tailed beast at his command only dammages 5 buildings goes full spurg over losing girl who forgot about him only fights with a dagger trys to back stab sucker punch only ends up killing 1 pregnant lady in his attack on a whole village chad mintato bad mistake founds an organization of run away failures who end up achieving more than he ever did became youngest hokagae gets manipulated by grandpa - has skill no hacks trys to 1v1 a chad with eye hacks still loses has wet dreams about a 8 year old girl at 25 1vs100s armys and other clans knife only _ only needs dagger half his body made of weak has to rely on others to get his own jobs done unzips his pants and dumps his giant blue balls on his enemies semern hand signs a thermo nuke out of existence while thinking what way to f--- his wife tonight wears mask to hide cuck shame wears a trench coat at 25 is known world wide famous and feared
THE VIRGIN UCHIHA THE CHAD NAMIKAZI gets cucked by his only friend not a virgin amazing pure blonde hair Chad minato lovely blue eyes attacks hidden leaf with the strongest tailed beast at his command only dammages 5 buildings goes full spurg over losing girl who forgot about him only fights with a dagger trys to back stab sucker punch only ends up killing 1 pregnant lady in his attack on a whole village chad mintato bad mistake founds an organization of run away failures who end up achieving more than he ever did became youngest hokagae gets manipulated by grandpa - has skill no hacks trys to 1v1 a chad with eye hacks still loses has wet dreams about a 8 year old girl at 25 1vs100s armys and other clans knife only _ only needs dagger half his body made of weak has to rely on others to get his own jobs done unzips his pants and dumps his giant blue balls on his enemies semern hand signs a thermo nuke out of existence while thinking what way to f--- his wife tonight wears mask to hide cuck shame wears a trench coat at 25 is known world wide famous and feared

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Yellow Press vs Morning Leader

THE VIRGIN MODERATE THE CHAD PROGRESSIVE TYPICALLY READS THE "MORNING LEADER', THOUGHTLESS HABITUALLY READS THE YELLOW PRESS S--"W HEAD FULL OF THOUGHTS LOVES CHEAP SENSATIONALISM CREDULOUS HIGHLY OBSERVANT AN EXCELLENT BUSINESSMAN MAKES POOR FASHION CHOICES 10/10 SENSE OF STYLE
THE VIRGIN MODERATE THE CHAD PROGRESSIVE TYPICALLY READS THE "MORNING LEADER', THOUGHTLESS HABITUALLY READS THE YELLOW PRESS S--"W HEAD FULL OF THOUGHTS LOVES CHEAP SENSATIONALISM CREDULOUS HIGHLY OBSERVANT AN EXCELLENT BUSINESSMAN MAKES POOR FASHION CHOICES 10/10 SENSE OF STYLE

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Stylist vs Barber

THE VIRGIN HAIRSTYLIST THE CHAD BARBER WENT TO TRADE SCHOOL AFTER REALIZING THAT HIS DEGREE IN WOMEN'S STUDIES IS COMPLETELY USELESS ON THE JOB MARKET SELF-TAUGHT, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER AND GRANDFATHER BEFORE HIM SHITLIB SJW INSISTS ON TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT HIS POLITICAL VIEWS MORE THAN WILLING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ON HISTORY AND POLITICS, BUT NEVER FLAUNTS HIS PERSONAL VIEWS CHARGES 40 USD FOR A BUZZCUT NOTHING IN HIS PRICE LIST COSTS MORE THAN SEVEN BUCKS WEARS ILL-FITTING MISMATCHED FAUX VINTAGE CLOTHING IN AN ATTEMPT TO SEEM QUIRKY SHOP INEXPLICABLY HAS A PRETENTIOUS NAME AND IS DECORATED IN A WAY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO INVOKE THE FIRST HALF OF THE 20TH CENTURY SIMPLE NO-B------- ATTIRE, BELIEVES IN SUBSTANCE OVER STYLE 轹 SIGN SIMPLY SAYS "BARBER" SHOP INTERIOR IS DESIGNED FOR FUNCTION, NOT FORM SPENDS A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY ON SELF-PROMOTION BUT IS ACTUALLY TERRIBLE AT CUTTING HAIFR USES EXPENSIVE GROOMING PRODUCTS AS WINDOW DRESSING BUT DOESN'T OFFER ANY FOR SALE ZERO INTERNET PRESENCE, ONLY RELIES ON WORD-OF-MOUTH TO PROMOTE HIS BUSINESS EVERYTHING ON THE WINDOWS AND SHELVES CAN BE PURCHASED
THE VIRGIN HAIRSTYLIST THE CHAD BARBER WENT TO TRADE SCHOOL AFTER REALIZING THAT HIS DEGREE IN WOMEN'S STUDIES IS COMPLETELY USELESS ON THE JOB MARKET SELF-TAUGHT, JUST LIKE HIS FATHER AND GRANDFATHER BEFORE HIM SHITLIB SJW INSISTS ON TELLING EVERYONE ABOUT HIS POLITICAL VIEWS MORE THAN WILLING TO HAVE A CONVERSATION ON HISTORY AND POLITICS, BUT NEVER FLAUNTS HIS PERSONAL VIEWS CHARGES 40 USD FOR A BUZZCUT NOTHING IN HIS PRICE LIST COSTS MORE THAN SEVEN BUCKS WEARS ILL-FITTING MISMATCHED FAUX VINTAGE CLOTHING IN AN ATTEMPT TO SEEM QUIRKY SHOP INEXPLICABLY HAS A PRETENTIOUS NAME AND IS DECORATED IN A WAY THAT'S SUPPOSED TO INVOKE THE FIRST HALF OF THE 20TH CENTURY SIMPLE NO-B------- ATTIRE, BELIEVES IN SUBSTANCE OVER STYLE 轹 SIGN SIMPLY SAYS "BARBER" SHOP INTERIOR IS DESIGNED FOR FUNCTION, NOT FORM SPENDS A LOT OF TIME AND MONEY ON SELF-PROMOTION BUT IS ACTUALLY TERRIBLE AT CUTTING HAIFR USES EXPENSIVE GROOMING PRODUCTS AS WINDOW DRESSING BUT DOESN'T OFFER ANY FOR SALE ZERO INTERNET PRESENCE, ONLY RELIES ON WORD-OF-MOUTH TO PROMOTE HIS BUSINESS EVERYTHING ON THE WINDOWS AND SHELVES CAN BE PURCHASED

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Giant Mole vs TzTok-Jad

The TzTok-Chad The virgin burrower Has 4 betas following him around Horrible posture Shares a cave with his bros Skinnyfat Big ass, no arms, another victim of Rippetoe Dips when s--- gets heated like the little bitch he is Lives alone under the ground Can smacc you up in one hit Mirin forearms Extreme bearmode, strongest f----- around
The TzTok-Chad The virgin burrower Has 4 betas following him around Horrible posture Shares a cave with his bros Skinnyfat Big ass, no arms, another victim of Rippetoe Dips when s--- gets heated like the little bitch he is Lives alone under the ground Can smacc you up in one hit Mirin forearms Extreme bearmode, strongest f----- around

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Alex vs Scott Cawthon

The virgin dev The Chad Animdude Losing hair due to god knows what 46 years old, married Losing hair, but he is 46 years old 30 year old virgin and with children Steals assets Creates his own models and code Lives with his parents "l work 12 hours per day", stream:s like 5 hours per day Is a christian and a family man These hands only work to produce SPAGHET code and to fap Made his old games free to download Was given advice by MikeZd... and he decided to scrap the whole game "Your models are scary", so he made a series of scary games Created a franchise His game runs at 10 fps even on high end pcs His games run perfect even on toasters
The virgin dev The Chad Animdude Losing hair due to god knows what 46 years old, married Losing hair, but he is 46 years old 30 year old virgin and with children Steals assets Creates his own models and code Lives with his parents "l work 12 hours per day", stream:s like 5 hours per day Is a christian and a family man These hands only work to produce SPAGHET code and to fap Made his old games free to download Was given advice by MikeZd... and he decided to scrap the whole game "Your models are scary", so he made a series of scary games Created a franchise His game runs at 10 fps even on high end pcs His games run perfect even on toasters

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The Virgin Tank vs The Chad Chad Chad

The virgin tank The chad CHAD CHAD Vulnerable to small arms Jawline so strong it once broke a mountain Invulnerable to all weapons Worst possible jawline Extinction-level event Threat to 4 people Caused by boring virus Destroys chad battalions in second:s Virgin scientists cannot explain origin Skipped leg and penis day Will live forever in our nightmares 5 equally powerful limbs Kinda scary
The virgin tank The chad CHAD CHAD Vulnerable to small arms Jawline so strong it once broke a mountain Invulnerable to all weapons Worst possible jawline Extinction-level event Threat to 4 people Caused by boring virus Destroys chad battalions in second:s Virgin scientists cannot explain origin Skipped leg and penis day Will live forever in our nightmares 5 equally powerful limbs Kinda scary

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The Virgin And Chad On Billy And Mandy.


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