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The Chaddington Sequel The Virgin Capeshit Socially conscious, yet still only white nerds watch it No one even knows if the first movie exists Unlike anything anyone's ever seen, still mainstreamm succesS Has been worked on for several years Bombastic end-of-the world plot, audiences get bored Written specifically to appeal to both mainstream and RT critic crowd L1 Features only white people yet appeals to all cultures A story about a bear who washes windows, still the most exciting plot in children cine Billions spent on marketing Backed by the largest company in the world Backed only by a kind old British man from Birkshire Years spent deciding casting to appeal to demographic as much as possible na 99 % Barely any marketing at all, families stil show up in droves Follows the most lucrative trend in all of cinema, people think it's stale Written by letting his Granddaughter play with his type writer, still wins the Oscar Doesn't show up to accept it Casts the unlikeable sweary Scottish antihero who hates children as a good hearted policeman, he fits perfectly 100 %
The Chaddington Sequel The Virgin Capeshit Socially conscious, yet still only white nerds watch it No one even knows if the first movie exists Unlike anything anyone's ever seen, still mainstreamm succesS Has been worked on for several years Bombastic end-of-the world plot, audiences get bored Written specifically to appeal to both mainstream and RT critic crowd L1 Features only white people yet appeals to all cultures A story about a bear who washes windows, still the most exciting plot in children cine Billions spent on marketing Backed by the largest company in the world Backed only by a kind old British man from Birkshire Years spent deciding casting to appeal to demographic as much as possible na 99 % Barely any marketing at all, families stil show up in droves Follows the most lucrative trend in all of cinema, people think it's stale Written by letting his Granddaughter play with his type writer, still wins the Oscar Doesn't show up to accept it Casts the unlikeable sweary Scottish antihero who hates children as a good hearted policeman, he fits perfectly 100 %

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Virgin Black Panther Vs Chad Blade

The Virgin Black Panther THE CHAD BLADE Messy hair under Furry mask, promotes unhealthy fetishistic lifestyle Perfect haircut and sunglasses, cares about eye health, sets a good example Moustache, eternal symbol of masculinity Beard, symbol of 21st century soymales A monarch who protects his advanced ethnostate while he lets the outside world suffer Purely aesthetical modifications, rule of cool wins again Zero storage space on suit Expensive fursuit made with rare metals, typical burgeoisie extravaganza A f------ 12 gauge Popular hero, protects the everyman from his own people Didn't know his father isn't motivated by daddy issues Scratches like a p---- Plain but effective body armor Knew and lost his father Lots of pouches never goes unprepared Obnoxious rap music for an obnoxious audience Techno music that sets up the mood for fight scenes Good special effects that don't impress anyone anymore, the staple of any modern Hollywood production Bad but charming CGl that brings nostalgia upon the viewer, most of the film is done with practical effects anyway Doesn't have a love interest because love interests in the current year are sexist Docsn't need a love interest
The Virgin Black Panther THE CHAD BLADE Messy hair under Furry mask, promotes unhealthy fetishistic lifestyle Perfect haircut and sunglasses, cares about eye health, sets a good example Moustache, eternal symbol of masculinity Beard, symbol of 21st century soymales A monarch who protects his advanced ethnostate while he lets the outside world suffer Purely aesthetical modifications, rule of cool wins again Zero storage space on suit Expensive fursuit made with rare metals, typical burgeoisie extravaganza A f------ 12 gauge Popular hero, protects the everyman from his own people Didn't know his father isn't motivated by daddy issues Scratches like a p---- Plain but effective body armor Knew and lost his father Lots of pouches never goes unprepared Obnoxious rap music for an obnoxious audience Techno music that sets up the mood for fight scenes Good special effects that don't impress anyone anymore, the staple of any modern Hollywood production Bad but charming CGl that brings nostalgia upon the viewer, most of the film is done with practical effects anyway Doesn't have a love interest because love interests in the current year are sexist Docsn't need a love interest

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The Virgin Crusader vs the Chad Ayyubid

The chad Ayyubid The virgin Crusader Lost Jerusalem and never Is virtuous and intelligent recovered it again Is dumb as a hel Was humiliated in the crusades Kicked out the Crusaders from Jerusalem and doesn't admit Only scream "Deus Vult like a mentally retard Makes glorious expert memes Always acts with ethics and respect Won most of the wars that he fought Act without ethics Makes s--- memes Respects the laws of war Is clean and organized Has a poor personal hygiene Won only few wars Humiliated the Crusaders whenever he was attacked
The chad Ayyubid The virgin Crusader Lost Jerusalem and never Is virtuous and intelligent recovered it again Is dumb as a hel Was humiliated in the crusades Kicked out the Crusaders from Jerusalem and doesn't admit Only scream "Deus Vult like a mentally retard Makes glorious expert memes Always acts with ethics and respect Won most of the wars that he fought Act without ethics Makes s--- memes Respects the laws of war Is clean and organized Has a poor personal hygiene Won only few wars Humiliated the Crusaders whenever he was attacked

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Perfect Roast Material for Wendy's

virgin mcdonald WENDY CHAD don't play by the rules the master of frozen beef burgers burgers with no flavor tries sucking up to wendy actual meme queen the dankest of fast food chains contribution towards normies ittle to a lot more casual just too damn generous on social media has no problem roasting every one on her twitter beef with shredded onionS squared patties frozen before cooked her roasts are so good hardee's block her tries to compete with other fast food joints especially as a franchise unprepared salad salad that actually tastes good chicken nuggets made more popular in many communities of the internet (4chan, reddit, KYM, et al) for aspies chicken tendies, give me give me populated location:s domesitcally and/or internationally
virgin mcdonald WENDY CHAD don't play by the rules the master of frozen beef burgers burgers with no flavor tries sucking up to wendy actual meme queen the dankest of fast food chains contribution towards normies ittle to a lot more casual just too damn generous on social media has no problem roasting every one on her twitter beef with shredded onionS squared patties frozen before cooked her roasts are so good hardee's block her tries to compete with other fast food joints especially as a franchise unprepared salad salad that actually tastes good chicken nuggets made more popular in many communities of the internet (4chan, reddit, KYM, et al) for aspies chicken tendies, give me give me populated location:s domesitcally and/or internationally

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Super Bowl Party

THE VIRGIN PARTY-GOER VS THE CHAD SUPERFAN Screeches with the force of 10,000 decibels regardless of who's team scores Loudly chews with his mouth open throughout Stretches his arm across the couch to establish dominance Sits awkwardly on The couch next to people he doesn't know the entire game Spent $1.2 million on a commercial thaťl air during the game that's Doesn't really understand the rules just a picture of his face for "haha l just watch for the commercials" 15 seconds Has f----- the QB's wife Goes on his phone for most of the game secretly can't wait to see the funny commercial the/company posted on YouTube His team wins solely because he wills it doesn't eat the sandwiches his dad ordered for the party because they look gross
THE VIRGIN PARTY-GOER VS THE CHAD SUPERFAN Screeches with the force of 10,000 decibels regardless of who's team scores Loudly chews with his mouth open throughout Stretches his arm across the couch to establish dominance Sits awkwardly on The couch next to people he doesn't know the entire game Spent $1.2 million on a commercial thaťl air during the game that's Doesn't really understand the rules just a picture of his face for "haha l just watch for the commercials" 15 seconds Has f----- the QB's wife Goes on his phone for most of the game secretly can't wait to see the funny commercial the/company posted on YouTube His team wins solely because he wills it doesn't eat the sandwiches his dad ordered for the party because they look gross

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Weeb vs Neckbeard

The Virgin Weeb The Chad Neckbeard s tough r/virginvschad has some nice stuff
The Virgin Weeb The Chad Neckbeard s tough r/virginvschad has some nice stuff

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The Virgin Deployable Cover vs. The Chad Snowman

THE VIRGIN DEPLOYABLE COVER THE CHAD SNOWMAN VS TALL ENOUGH TO PROTECT WHOLE BODY 2 X HAS HIS OWN DIRECTIVE ISN'T TALL ENOUGH TO PROTECT ANYONE ALWAYS IN DOORWAYS AND GETTING IN THE WAY COSTS ONLY 1 CERT NOT PART OF ANY DIRECTIVES GIVES EVERYONE CERTS ONLY DEPLOYS OUTSIDE NEVER GETS IN THE WAY COSTS 1,000 CERTS CAN STOP A TANK DRAWS ENEMY FIRE MORE ANNOYING THAN USEFUL DOESN'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING
THE VIRGIN DEPLOYABLE COVER THE CHAD SNOWMAN VS TALL ENOUGH TO PROTECT WHOLE BODY 2 X HAS HIS OWN DIRECTIVE ISN'T TALL ENOUGH TO PROTECT ANYONE ALWAYS IN DOORWAYS AND GETTING IN THE WAY COSTS ONLY 1 CERT NOT PART OF ANY DIRECTIVES GIVES EVERYONE CERTS ONLY DEPLOYS OUTSIDE NEVER GETS IN THE WAY COSTS 1,000 CERTS CAN STOP A TANK DRAWS ENEMY FIRE MORE ANNOYING THAN USEFUL DOESN'T GIVE YOU ANYTHING

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Jackal vs. Canis

The Chad Canis" sick alien weapon design it's basically named after a wild mutt The Virgin Jackal Doesn't have long reload measly 600 rpm 667 rpm design like a WWII rifle special attachment it's a purebred dog is a s----- yumi with long dela headshots or gtfo OP af confirmed by Dev headshots all da has to ADS beyond 5m all the time Doesn't even have to aim ets 270 KPH easil has to constantly reload it's so OP it has to spin up first so it doesn't destroy the planet small 30 round magazine huge 40 round magazine doesn't even need a supressor supressor drops velocit to tennis ball levels
The Chad Canis" sick alien weapon design it's basically named after a wild mutt The Virgin Jackal Doesn't have long reload measly 600 rpm 667 rpm design like a WWII rifle special attachment it's a purebred dog is a s----- yumi with long dela headshots or gtfo OP af confirmed by Dev headshots all da has to ADS beyond 5m all the time Doesn't even have to aim ets 270 KPH easil has to constantly reload it's so OP it has to spin up first so it doesn't destroy the planet small 30 round magazine huge 40 round magazine doesn't even need a supressor supressor drops velocit to tennis ball levels

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Virgin Dem Reaction Vs. Chad State of the Union

The Virgin Dem Reaction The Chad of the Union More concerned with mentally ill transgenders instead of heroine addicted mothers Performed a completely unprepared speech or an hour and a half, god speaks directly through him Has no real rebuttal nor directly addresses the president's points Is a privileged white male, feels no compulsion to hide it Rocky Dennis ginger hair Is genuinely proud that black and hispanic unemployment is at an all time low, feels no need desperately empathize with minorities Drooling from the mouth like the autist he is Virtue signals by pretending to care about the families of undocumented immigrants Speaks coherently and truthfully "It's time to stop those privileged white males!" Is a f------ Kennedy Poor posture due to bending over for his wife's boyfriend 10/10 trophy wife in the audience, smiling at all of his accomplishments Raised family income by an average of $4,000 through tax cuts Speaks slowly and inoffensively to break it down for his retarded milennial audience Thinks we should let all of the third-world shitholes in for no reason Proposes fair policies, like easier immigration processes, but you can't let your entire extended family in the country Debunks all accusations of him being a racist or misogynist; praises black and female military personnel at the beginning of his speech Justifies building up an arsenal against North Korea and bombing the s--- out of them if fate entails Denounces the one-percent and the elites; is one himself His whole speech was a cuckolded. Believes immigration should be based on virtue signaling rant about privelige education, merit, and employment and oppression Zero virtue-signaling, understands that the truth is hard to speak but must be told Has never heard of virtue signaling Literally foaming at the mouth because of how triggered he was in his entire life Is a complete f------ hippocrite Starts speaking spanish in a futile attempt to relate to his audience Cut corporate taxes and is brin of minorities and degenerates Aerican business back and more Adamantly belives that terrorists are not criminals, but enemies of the state and should be subjected to interrogation ging S----- rehearsed, half-hour speech competitive than ever
The Virgin Dem Reaction The Chad of the Union More concerned with mentally ill transgenders instead of heroine addicted mothers Performed a completely unprepared speech or an hour and a half, god speaks directly through him Has no real rebuttal nor directly addresses the president's points Is a privileged white male, feels no compulsion to hide it Rocky Dennis ginger hair Is genuinely proud that black and hispanic unemployment is at an all time low, feels no need desperately empathize with minorities Drooling from the mouth like the autist he is Virtue signals by pretending to care about the families of undocumented immigrants Speaks coherently and truthfully "It's time to stop those privileged white males!" Is a f------ Kennedy Poor posture due to bending over for his wife's boyfriend 10/10 trophy wife in the audience, smiling at all of his accomplishments Raised family income by an average of $4,000 through tax cuts Speaks slowly and inoffensively to break it down for his retarded milennial audience Thinks we should let all of the third-world shitholes in for no reason Proposes fair policies, like easier immigration processes, but you can't let your entire extended family in the country Debunks all accusations of him being a racist or misogynist; praises black and female military personnel at the beginning of his speech Justifies building up an arsenal against North Korea and bombing the s--- out of them if fate entails Denounces the one-percent and the elites; is one himself His whole speech was a cuckolded. Believes immigration should be based on virtue signaling rant about privelige education, merit, and employment and oppression Zero virtue-signaling, understands that the truth is hard to speak but must be told Has never heard of virtue signaling Literally foaming at the mouth because of how triggered he was in his entire life Is a complete f------ hippocrite Starts speaking spanish in a futile attempt to relate to his audience Cut corporate taxes and is brin of minorities and degenerates Aerican business back and more Adamantly belives that terrorists are not criminals, but enemies of the state and should be subjected to interrogation ging S----- rehearsed, half-hour speech competitive than ever

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Meanwhile in Turkey

GEZici 15 TEMMuz YičiDi 300 metre uzağına atılan gaz bombasını yıllarca Atletiyle tank durdurur, kimsenin haberi olmaz anlatir it, kedi falan besler içip s*çar, kamu malina zarar verir Tek bir seçimde dahi kazanan tarafta olmamıştır |Bütün seçimlerde kazanan taraftadır (born to be winner) Asgari ücretle ev geçindirir, en az 3 çocuğu vardır Tank durdururken dahi kamu malina el sürmez, atletini kullanır Bütün seçimlerde kazanan ta (born to be loser) Demokrasiye saygısı yoktur Demokrasi için canını feda etmeye hazırdir
GEZici 15 TEMMuz YičiDi 300 metre uzağına atılan gaz bombasını yıllarca Atletiyle tank durdurur, kimsenin haberi olmaz anlatir it, kedi falan besler içip s*çar, kamu malina zarar verir Tek bir seçimde dahi kazanan tarafta olmamıştır |Bütün seçimlerde kazanan taraftadır (born to be winner) Asgari ücretle ev geçindirir, en az 3 çocuğu vardır Tank durdururken dahi kamu malina el sürmez, atletini kullanır Bütün seçimlerde kazanan ta (born to be loser) Demokrasiye saygısı yoktur Demokrasi için canını feda etmeye hazırdir

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Medieval - early modern warfare

he Virgin Formation The Chad Charge doesn't believe projectile weapons even exist never heard the word "tactics" in his life waits for the enemy to come to him after crippling them with gunfire and artillery wears whatever outlandish DA outfit money can buy depends on large polearm to compensate for low strength Pou BAM ouc rides with bros in triangle spends weeks learning how to stand in formation IFrI wears matching tights with the rest of his unit guaranteed to destroy whatever is in its way Can't afford shoes only moves when he hears drums horse even has shoes
he Virgin Formation The Chad Charge doesn't believe projectile weapons even exist never heard the word "tactics" in his life waits for the enemy to come to him after crippling them with gunfire and artillery wears whatever outlandish DA outfit money can buy depends on large polearm to compensate for low strength Pou BAM ouc rides with bros in triangle spends weeks learning how to stand in formation IFrI wears matching tights with the rest of his unit guaranteed to destroy whatever is in its way Can't afford shoes only moves when he hears drums horse even has shoes

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heh I'm sure to win because my intelligence is superior
heh I'm sure to win because my intelligence is superior

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The Virgin Sm4sh Sonic vs. The Chad Project M Sonic

THE CHAD PROJECT M SONIC the virgin sm4sh sonic Voiced by Roger Craig Smith the worst Sonic actor Still voiced by Jason Griffith arguably the best Sonic actor Based off weird Lost World sonic "Sonic Speed!" One of the most non-offensive taunts in the game "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!" Impactful taunt used to show dominance the player has over the battlefield Keeps iconic 06' design Alts are bland and Alts based on Sonic's friends, all recognisable uninspired Only references Lost World in addition to previous moves Revamped moves that reference a ton of Sonic games Awesome alt based on obscure Sega game that fits Sonic well Kinda looks like classiC Sonic, but not really Weird drop down kick for d-smash, literally less inspired than his Brawl d-smash Breakdance d-smash, reflecting Sonic's bombastic personality and love for the craft Played like a bitch, constantly running in and out of opponent's space Cool rushdown character, with plenty of moves that offer variety Bland stage based off Lost World, which is extremely clustered and is not well designed Has an awesome flagship stage that is the forefront of competitive Project M Stupid side-b which is used to stall and fake out the opponent Great side-b used to get back onstage and used for combos Only other Sonic characters are lails & Knuckles", which are just creepy costumes for the Mii Fighters Had Knuckles ready for inclusion in possible future version, also has Shadow and Metal as reps in Legacy XP Hype character with tons of awesome finishing moves No style whatsoever, the least flashy top-tier character Sm4sh Sonic dittos are the worst thing ever Project M Sonic dittos are extremely tense and exciting
THE CHAD PROJECT M SONIC the virgin sm4sh sonic Voiced by Roger Craig Smith the worst Sonic actor Still voiced by Jason Griffith arguably the best Sonic actor Based off weird Lost World sonic "Sonic Speed!" One of the most non-offensive taunts in the game "YOU'RE TOO SLOW!" Impactful taunt used to show dominance the player has over the battlefield Keeps iconic 06' design Alts are bland and Alts based on Sonic's friends, all recognisable uninspired Only references Lost World in addition to previous moves Revamped moves that reference a ton of Sonic games Awesome alt based on obscure Sega game that fits Sonic well Kinda looks like classiC Sonic, but not really Weird drop down kick for d-smash, literally less inspired than his Brawl d-smash Breakdance d-smash, reflecting Sonic's bombastic personality and love for the craft Played like a bitch, constantly running in and out of opponent's space Cool rushdown character, with plenty of moves that offer variety Bland stage based off Lost World, which is extremely clustered and is not well designed Has an awesome flagship stage that is the forefront of competitive Project M Stupid side-b which is used to stall and fake out the opponent Great side-b used to get back onstage and used for combos Only other Sonic characters are lails & Knuckles", which are just creepy costumes for the Mii Fighters Had Knuckles ready for inclusion in possible future version, also has Shadow and Metal as reps in Legacy XP Hype character with tons of awesome finishing moves No style whatsoever, the least flashy top-tier character Sm4sh Sonic dittos are the worst thing ever Project M Sonic dittos are extremely tense and exciting

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Wehraboo Wanker vs. Armoured Anglo

"The Wehraboo Wanker" "THE ARMOURED ANGLO" Beret always faces toward the enemy Not much of a team player wants a good K/D "muh witmann" Can spot even though its not a light tanlk Downloads an anime soundpack for his crew Son of David Fletcher Hates icky anglo vehicles despite grinding out most of his tree with them Thinks Polandball is political commentary Uses the advanced anti grav capabilities of the churchill to help out his Has never played anything other than an Axis nation. Made his sten in his shed over the weeken Uses a bad dragon toy as a joystick in sim Killed the entire crew of Tiger 131 just by looking at them, attempted to drive the tank back to England himself. Had to carry it due to its reliablity The Vulcan bomber was modelled on his jawline Probably a buttplug Vents after losing every match by invading Britain in HOI4 Never has to fight on fulda, has a cold one with the Ruskies and yanks Barely has enough room on his Churchill to fit all the liberated french girls Unironically wishes the germans won Tanker overalls can barely contain his manhood Thinks operation sealion was realistic Picked the National army over the Royal army in Battlefield Heroes Cool accent "My Grandad was in the SS" Wets himself at the mere sight of an RAF roundel Wants historical accuracy, doesn't realize most of his vehicles would be unplayable Plays all nations, but puts British captured skins on inferior vehicle:s Part English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish Pulled Wittmann out of his tank, killed him in hand to hand combat. Wants to go to tankfest just to see a tiger Passed SAS fitness test but denied entry because he made the others jealous Takes his Churchill out into Air RB, faster than a 262
"The Wehraboo Wanker" "THE ARMOURED ANGLO" Beret always faces toward the enemy Not much of a team player wants a good K/D "muh witmann" Can spot even though its not a light tanlk Downloads an anime soundpack for his crew Son of David Fletcher Hates icky anglo vehicles despite grinding out most of his tree with them Thinks Polandball is political commentary Uses the advanced anti grav capabilities of the churchill to help out his Has never played anything other than an Axis nation. Made his sten in his shed over the weeken Uses a bad dragon toy as a joystick in sim Killed the entire crew of Tiger 131 just by looking at them, attempted to drive the tank back to England himself. Had to carry it due to its reliablity The Vulcan bomber was modelled on his jawline Probably a buttplug Vents after losing every match by invading Britain in HOI4 Never has to fight on fulda, has a cold one with the Ruskies and yanks Barely has enough room on his Churchill to fit all the liberated french girls Unironically wishes the germans won Tanker overalls can barely contain his manhood Thinks operation sealion was realistic Picked the National army over the Royal army in Battlefield Heroes Cool accent "My Grandad was in the SS" Wets himself at the mere sight of an RAF roundel Wants historical accuracy, doesn't realize most of his vehicles would be unplayable Plays all nations, but puts British captured skins on inferior vehicle:s Part English, Welsh, Scottish and Irish Pulled Wittmann out of his tank, killed him in hand to hand combat. Wants to go to tankfest just to see a tiger Passed SAS fitness test but denied entry because he made the others jealous Takes his Churchill out into Air RB, faster than a 262

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Pop Team Epic

The Virgin Evergarden THE DARLING CHAID Pink hair, best hair color for best girls Tries too hard to copy Ufotable style, going from copying Saber's character designs to using After Effect filters The Shitpost Kang Uses excessive filters to hide her lack of animation No blurring, clear and crisp doesn't afraid to show her curves Expectations are kept low everyone ended up pleasantly surprised Animation quality changes to fit the joke Doesn't take itself s erious Looks like she got made by pretentious art students who just discovered Instagram W------ herself out to Netflix just to get those extra Goyflix buxs, doesn't actually improve anime except blurring more of it Designed by the character designer of Your Name, the best selling anime of all time Gets angry when other people fixes and edit her show's screenshot and proceeds to make threads on reddit about it Have freelance staffs, takes input from experienced people from all around the anime industry Fanbase are fans of all animation. LI Perfect smiles Consists of in-house staffs who lives in a bubble, insists on using sameface designs and petty melodrama writing Influenced by the classic mecha series Neon Genesis Evangelion Has a manga adaptation by Yabuki, the author of To Love-Ru Made by the people that made Jojo. Not pigeon holed into one type of anime. Delusional about her own superiority, thinks that she deserves to be aired on cinemas, only to dissapoint the attending audience for how mediocre she is If you don't like the voice actors then watch the other half. Autistic cult fanbase that shitposts on other shows threads about how better she is compared to them, fueling their insecturities Fanbase are bros and doesn't compare themselves to other shows of the season Joint project between Trigger and A-1, a collaboration between bros Criticizes themsel ves Can't handle criticism
The Virgin Evergarden THE DARLING CHAID Pink hair, best hair color for best girls Tries too hard to copy Ufotable style, going from copying Saber's character designs to using After Effect filters The Shitpost Kang Uses excessive filters to hide her lack of animation No blurring, clear and crisp doesn't afraid to show her curves Expectations are kept low everyone ended up pleasantly surprised Animation quality changes to fit the joke Doesn't take itself s erious Looks like she got made by pretentious art students who just discovered Instagram W------ herself out to Netflix just to get those extra Goyflix buxs, doesn't actually improve anime except blurring more of it Designed by the character designer of Your Name, the best selling anime of all time Gets angry when other people fixes and edit her show's screenshot and proceeds to make threads on reddit about it Have freelance staffs, takes input from experienced people from all around the anime industry Fanbase are fans of all animation. LI Perfect smiles Consists of in-house staffs who lives in a bubble, insists on using sameface designs and petty melodrama writing Influenced by the classic mecha series Neon Genesis Evangelion Has a manga adaptation by Yabuki, the author of To Love-Ru Made by the people that made Jojo. Not pigeon holed into one type of anime. Delusional about her own superiority, thinks that she deserves to be aired on cinemas, only to dissapoint the attending audience for how mediocre she is If you don't like the voice actors then watch the other half. Autistic cult fanbase that shitposts on other shows threads about how better she is compared to them, fueling their insecturities Fanbase are bros and doesn't compare themselves to other shows of the season Joint project between Trigger and A-1, a collaboration between bros Criticizes themsel ves Can't handle criticism

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Virglifa vs. Majin Chadroid 21

smart stronger than kid buu retarded ugly haircut No explanation sexiest haircut for her power Still can't do s--- without Ara Ara her d--- partner Faces all heroes and w-waku waku reborn villains alone like fatty food lazy design as f--- best design like Low sugar weaker than buu use f----- earri tailjob to power up Injected dna of all main villains non-canon but who care to become the ultimate lifeform s--- canon character the virgin tomboy monkey The CHAD android scientist
smart stronger than kid buu retarded ugly haircut No explanation sexiest haircut for her power Still can't do s--- without Ara Ara her d--- partner Faces all heroes and w-waku waku reborn villains alone like fatty food lazy design as f--- best design like Low sugar weaker than buu use f----- earri tailjob to power up Injected dna of all main villains non-canon but who care to become the ultimate lifeform s--- canon character the virgin tomboy monkey The CHAD android scientist

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The Chad King

The Virgin Sniper Avoids being around enemy heroes THE CHAD KING Literally cannot die Builds 2 Daedaluses to crit twice as hard Only attacks creeps to last hit Plays in showcase mode Constantly eyeing the minimap Arm always outstreched for Wraithfire Blast Constant animation canceling confounds enemy Buys wards Armlet always on for max power Always ganked Wants to pick last Everyone wants to support him Pathetic ministun Carries 3 mangos in backpack Forced to play semi support Can't be solo Has never seen a ward before in his life 290 move speed Instalocks 300 Movespeed; cannot be outrunned phase boots POWER TREADS
The Virgin Sniper Avoids being around enemy heroes THE CHAD KING Literally cannot die Builds 2 Daedaluses to crit twice as hard Only attacks creeps to last hit Plays in showcase mode Constantly eyeing the minimap Arm always outstreched for Wraithfire Blast Constant animation canceling confounds enemy Buys wards Armlet always on for max power Always ganked Wants to pick last Everyone wants to support him Pathetic ministun Carries 3 mangos in backpack Forced to play semi support Can't be solo Has never seen a ward before in his life 290 move speed Instalocks 300 Movespeed; cannot be outrunned phase boots POWER TREADS

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The Virgin Steampunk vs the Chad Cyberpunk

"The Virgin Steampunk" The Chad Cyberpunk Drinks coffee via IV Is obsessed with Victorian England Takes girls on dates to the hardware Ha store Can cut black ice with ease. Was dumped for body odor. Cybernetic arm for faster WPM 5 Cannot into mathematics Wears his hat everywhere Prefers to spend his time painting WH40K figurines. Is triggered when people say his lasses make im look like Harry Potter. Wants an airship. Drives a Hyundai Takes 1 gram of modafinil per hour. Loves lace and frilly things. Loves Lain. Does not understand nutrition because 1800s science Wrote "Hello, World" in Assembly at age 2. Installed Gentoo on the Bank of America mainframe. Posts on Reddit Frail and weak Smokes Yeheyuans The Zaibatsus put a bounty on his head for 500 BTC Eats only MREs and ramen Doesn't brush teeth Has the largest collection of steampunk gifs on Tumblr. Knows a good local noodle bar. Prefers to work from the terminal but isn't afraid of a fist fight Uses Windows 10 Cruised cyberspace with the Dixie Flatline. Listens only to IDM Punched Zuckerberg in the javw Codes his own malware in vim without plugins or syntax highlighting
"The Virgin Steampunk" The Chad Cyberpunk Drinks coffee via IV Is obsessed with Victorian England Takes girls on dates to the hardware Ha store Can cut black ice with ease. Was dumped for body odor. Cybernetic arm for faster WPM 5 Cannot into mathematics Wears his hat everywhere Prefers to spend his time painting WH40K figurines. Is triggered when people say his lasses make im look like Harry Potter. Wants an airship. Drives a Hyundai Takes 1 gram of modafinil per hour. Loves lace and frilly things. Loves Lain. Does not understand nutrition because 1800s science Wrote "Hello, World" in Assembly at age 2. Installed Gentoo on the Bank of America mainframe. Posts on Reddit Frail and weak Smokes Yeheyuans The Zaibatsus put a bounty on his head for 500 BTC Eats only MREs and ramen Doesn't brush teeth Has the largest collection of steampunk gifs on Tumblr. Knows a good local noodle bar. Prefers to work from the terminal but isn't afraid of a fist fight Uses Windows 10 Cruised cyberspace with the Dixie Flatline. Listens only to IDM Punched Zuckerberg in the javw Codes his own malware in vim without plugins or syntax highlighting

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Virgin Umifag VS Chad Wrestler

THE CHAD WRESTLER Also known as the rainmaker cause he make everyone wet 32 "The Virgin UmiFagg" beta male cuckold Alpha Male only thinking about “love arrow shot" 24/7 wear this stupid hat cause old umi wore it Equally handsome, aggressive, and intimidating Hair is on point and has perfect composition of black and yellow shade avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental conntact sometimes uses earphone only to play watashitachi wa mirai no hana Eyes is so sharp and intimidate all the Mimofag with one glance face 3/10- Firm neck as firm as own umi dakimakura cause he would never have either the umi- or Mimori herself on total anxiety -his relationship with His finger probably bigger than umifag Penis Mimori 園 田| | 海 未 back slouched Strong arm muscle with 14 years training experience Hands always prepared to grab the sea p---- 6 pack of abs physically skinny but has fat belly Expensive wrestler coat with his personal color choice SEA Wrestling belt champ cause he won mimori heart's - /r only use blue lumiace always wear the same waifu happi coat Probably have penetrate . through the deepest sea Strong leg to swin in the deepst sea never walk/run more than 5km a day savin "haha I like umi not mimori" but cries over the mimokada news 3.1$ million net worth mostly wasting his small salary on LL SIF and merch Personally trained by Ultimo Dragon himself @LLRankS ack Feet that can walk on sea surface _
THE CHAD WRESTLER Also known as the rainmaker cause he make everyone wet 32 "The Virgin UmiFagg" beta male cuckold Alpha Male only thinking about “love arrow shot" 24/7 wear this stupid hat cause old umi wore it Equally handsome, aggressive, and intimidating Hair is on point and has perfect composition of black and yellow shade avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental conntact sometimes uses earphone only to play watashitachi wa mirai no hana Eyes is so sharp and intimidate all the Mimofag with one glance face 3/10- Firm neck as firm as own umi dakimakura cause he would never have either the umi- or Mimori herself on total anxiety -his relationship with His finger probably bigger than umifag Penis Mimori 園 田| | 海 未 back slouched Strong arm muscle with 14 years training experience Hands always prepared to grab the sea p---- 6 pack of abs physically skinny but has fat belly Expensive wrestler coat with his personal color choice SEA Wrestling belt champ cause he won mimori heart's - /r only use blue lumiace always wear the same waifu happi coat Probably have penetrate . through the deepest sea Strong leg to swin in the deepst sea never walk/run more than 5km a day savin "haha I like umi not mimori" but cries over the mimokada news 3.1$ million net worth mostly wasting his small salary on LL SIF and merch Personally trained by Ultimo Dragon himself @LLRankS ack Feet that can walk on sea surface _

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The Virgin Anarcho Capitalist vs the Chad Anarcho communist

he Virgin Anarcho-Capitalist THE CHAD ANARcHO-COMMUNIST Wants corporation to be deregulated Has watched a few videos by Stefan Molyneux and Mr. Dappertori Has read the works of Noam Chompsky, Max Stirner, Peter Kropotkin, Kar1 Marx, and more Wants corporations to be overthrown Doesn't believe in hierarchies at all Blames the fact he can't get laid on feminism and "toxic femininity" Doesn't give a s--- about race Comes from an incredibly wealthy family Covers his face because his actions are all that matters, not his identity Who the hell is Fredrich Hayek?" Always wears suits with bow ties Super buff from constantly going to rallies and fighting fascists Uses "collectivist" and "statist" as insults Believes in the liberation of women from oppressive gender Wants everything to be privatized Big believer in traditionalist gender roles Thinks 50s and 60s Hated by Liberals and Fascists "I'm not racist, I'm a race REALIST" ot even an anarchist elieves in hierarchies Always has a nolotov for when a rally happens Comes from poverty and has experienced oppressio America were the best "Richard Spencer's ideas could work!" "Property is theft" Somehow believes in both individualism and also tribalism Wants everything publicized "MUH PROPERTY!" Has a much more nuanced view of 5os and 6os America Is scared of black and brown people and wants a white ethnostate Honestly believes in White Genocide Punched Richard Spencer in the face once Is a proud feminist Thinks liberals are left wing "Can we please not talk about Somalia?" Wants money abolished Is just a useful idiot to fascists "From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need." Invested in bitcoin Could easily get laid is he wanted to, but chooses to fight Capitalism and fascism instead Ignored bitcoin because it's another capitalist ploy Has no praxis, just whines about liberals on the internet
he Virgin Anarcho-Capitalist THE CHAD ANARcHO-COMMUNIST Wants corporation to be deregulated Has watched a few videos by Stefan Molyneux and Mr. Dappertori Has read the works of Noam Chompsky, Max Stirner, Peter Kropotkin, Kar1 Marx, and more Wants corporations to be overthrown Doesn't believe in hierarchies at all Blames the fact he can't get laid on feminism and "toxic femininity" Doesn't give a s--- about race Comes from an incredibly wealthy family Covers his face because his actions are all that matters, not his identity Who the hell is Fredrich Hayek?" Always wears suits with bow ties Super buff from constantly going to rallies and fighting fascists Uses "collectivist" and "statist" as insults Believes in the liberation of women from oppressive gender Wants everything to be privatized Big believer in traditionalist gender roles Thinks 50s and 60s Hated by Liberals and Fascists "I'm not racist, I'm a race REALIST" ot even an anarchist elieves in hierarchies Always has a nolotov for when a rally happens Comes from poverty and has experienced oppressio America were the best "Richard Spencer's ideas could work!" "Property is theft" Somehow believes in both individualism and also tribalism Wants everything publicized "MUH PROPERTY!" Has a much more nuanced view of 5os and 6os America Is scared of black and brown people and wants a white ethnostate Honestly believes in White Genocide Punched Richard Spencer in the face once Is a proud feminist Thinks liberals are left wing "Can we please not talk about Somalia?" Wants money abolished Is just a useful idiot to fascists "From each, according to his ability; to each, according to his need." Invested in bitcoin Could easily get laid is he wanted to, but chooses to fight Capitalism and fascism instead Ignored bitcoin because it's another capitalist ploy Has no praxis, just whines about liberals on the internet

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