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"The Virgin Steampunk" The Chad Cyberpunk Drinks coffee via IV Is obsessed with Victorian England Takes girls on dates to the hardware Ha store Can cut black ice with ease. Was dumped for body odor. Cybernetic arm for faster WPM 5 Cannot into mathematics Wears his hat everywhere Prefers to spend his time painting WH40K figurines. Is triggered when people say his lasses make im look like Harry Potter. Wants an airship. Drives a Hyundai Takes 1 gram of modafinil per hour. Loves lace and frilly things. Loves Lain. Does not understand nutrition because 1800s science Wrote "Hello, World" in Assembly at age 2. Installed Gentoo on the Bank of America mainframe. Posts on Reddit Frail and weak Smokes Yeheyuans The Zaibatsus put a bounty on his head for 500 BTC Eats only MREs and ramen Doesn't brush teeth Has the largest collection of steampunk gifs on Tumblr. Knows a good local noodle bar. Prefers to work from the terminal but isn't afraid of a fist fight Uses Windows 10 Cruised cyberspace with the Dixie Flatline. Listens only to IDM Punched Zuckerberg in the javw Codes his own malware in vim without plugins or syntax highlighting

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The Virgin Steampunk vs the Chad Cyberpunk


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Jan 19, 2018 at 06:49PM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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