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Virgin Hirsch Chad Hartman Veteran of the animation industry for over 30 years and his hairline i still going streng at 52 Crappy novelty hat worn in an attempt to cling to slowly dying- fanbase. Has an ongcing show on Nick and is still thinking up new ideas for some mcre. Uses social media professionally and he rarely forces his personal cpinions down everycne's thrcats. Is a Supposedly has a new show coming up, but he almost never talks about it He has minimal imagination. Worked in the animation industry for only a decade and his hairline is already receding at 32. Clean shaven face to show cff strene chin, cheekbones and --Vrhdescrne individual、ith an almost infinite amount of imaginaticn. Scruffy heard to compensate for aggressively plain-looking face. Hands hardened and callused frem decades cf working on drawines and animations. Has a library'S- worth cf sketchbocks in both his hone and workplace. Flannel shirt that his sister probably gave him for his birthday.Wears it in order to look cool. Barely passable. Weak posture to show off his metaphorical spinelessness. He self- inserts himself and his sister into his only successful show. His self-insert isa beta doormat while his sister's comes off as a selfish c--- Pretends that theyre still good characters. frern carrying said sket hbooks aro und. Soft hands from his lack of motivation to draw frequently. Spends more time posting s--- memes on Twitter Plain black T-shirt he always wears to work. Has the cpportunity to put a "D" cn it, but is、+ il line t stand cut (n his own without a symbol of one cf his shows on him. Great pcsture to show cff his upbeat attitude. Modelled an idiot dad after himmself and gives his name to a kid witth a boil. AImcst never self-inserts and fccuses on just creating fun characters for his show. Is barely able to hold onto one girlfriend. Lusts after Lauren Faust,but is too much of a coward to make a move. Phone that connects to social media. Barely talks about animation on it and spends more time arguing with people about his personal politics. Comes off as completely unprofessional and arrogant. Married with twe kids. Stili takes the cppcrtunity to chaderip two MILF veice actors for a photo. Censtantly crcuches for any oppurtunity to sit down and draw new sketches. Is easily reccenizable in a crowd. Walks in plain and slow steps. Doesn't hother to stand out amongst the crowd. Rad as f--- sneakers fer maximum comfort. Tacky loafers worn on small feet Graduated from CalArts. Only has one successful show under his belt, worked on two forgettable shows, Only other credits to his name is voice acting. worked crl An American Tail before he e、en er aduated CalArts. went cn tc ha' e three successful shows under his belt and still had the time t、tlk n 、arius ther successful siows such as Johnn, Era、c and C exter's Lalo raton.

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Virgin Hirsch vs. Chad Hartman


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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