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Virgin Illidan vs Chadfurion

The Virgin Illidan 'The Chadfurion' Badass stag horns Works out his wings during arm day P---- goat horns Has to work out his wings seperately The Archdruid Shan'do' Massive hunk. Literally turns into a stag The Betrayer Recruited smelly fish people Destined to be a great sorcerer. Still a loser Turned arch nemesis into a tree Thick, natural beard Studied hard to become the first druid ever Can literally summon fire from the sky Needs weapons to fight Kills demons for a living. Gets wrecked by a group of adventurers Sleeps for ages. Stills gets s--- done Recruited badass mountain giants Arch nemesis made him his bitch Can't even wear proper shoes Stole Illidan's crush Sacrificed everything to impress his crush Still gets rejected Sweet bird shoes
The Virgin Illidan 'The Chadfurion' Badass stag horns Works out his wings during arm day P---- goat horns Has to work out his wings seperately The Archdruid Shan'do' Massive hunk. Literally turns into a stag The Betrayer Recruited smelly fish people Destined to be a great sorcerer. Still a loser Turned arch nemesis into a tree Thick, natural beard Studied hard to become the first druid ever Can literally summon fire from the sky Needs weapons to fight Kills demons for a living. Gets wrecked by a group of adventurers Sleeps for ages. Stills gets s--- done Recruited badass mountain giants Arch nemesis made him his bitch Can't even wear proper shoes Stole Illidan's crush Sacrificed everything to impress his crush Still gets rejected Sweet bird shoes

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Yu-Gi-Oh GX

"THE VIRGIN" YUKI "THE CHAZZ" PRINCETON blivious to the hottest girl's advances would rather play cards Can buy any girl he wants but chooses spite Weaboos because it's funny (muh Waifu Alexis) Embarrases himself with "get your game on" (nobody says this) Gets the whole school to "Chazz it Up!" loudly and proudly Never alone with his Ojama-bros, hangs out with other top-tier Obelisk Chads Hangs out with Betas and a Kurriboh Boosts his opponents confidence Degrades the lessor because they suck Single Handedly carried all the Filler Episodes while using it for character development Needs to create Season 3's villain to stay relevant (who does this?) Proud of being lazy and the lowest tier Uses uncertfied NeoSpace Homos Top duelist in 2 Academies Picked every card by hand in a test of strength and humility in the wild; stıll uses it to this day LI that came from a meteorite Likely Autistic; Walks around with a Duel Disk ready to play cards at moments notice Completely normal with better things to do can put millions out of work if he felt like it Comes from a family with "World Domination Can't even make it to Season 4 Dub plans, can create his own Season 4 After all these episodes; still an idiot Grew as a character and a person, very intelligent Grew up with the best this world has to offer; still not worth saving it Saves the world that did nothing for him
"THE VIRGIN" YUKI "THE CHAZZ" PRINCETON blivious to the hottest girl's advances would rather play cards Can buy any girl he wants but chooses spite Weaboos because it's funny (muh Waifu Alexis) Embarrases himself with "get your game on" (nobody says this) Gets the whole school to "Chazz it Up!" loudly and proudly Never alone with his Ojama-bros, hangs out with other top-tier Obelisk Chads Hangs out with Betas and a Kurriboh Boosts his opponents confidence Degrades the lessor because they suck Single Handedly carried all the Filler Episodes while using it for character development Needs to create Season 3's villain to stay relevant (who does this?) Proud of being lazy and the lowest tier Uses uncertfied NeoSpace Homos Top duelist in 2 Academies Picked every card by hand in a test of strength and humility in the wild; stıll uses it to this day LI that came from a meteorite Likely Autistic; Walks around with a Duel Disk ready to play cards at moments notice Completely normal with better things to do can put millions out of work if he felt like it Comes from a family with "World Domination Can't even make it to Season 4 Dub plans, can create his own Season 4 After all these episodes; still an idiot Grew as a character and a person, very intelligent Grew up with the best this world has to offer; still not worth saving it Saves the world that did nothing for him

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Virgin Rockstar vs Chad Composer

Influenced the fåll of communism in Czechoslovakia " The Virgin Rockstar " Continually gets shafted by record companies because he knows nothing about business "The Chad Composer" Discovered the Wah pedal before anyone /^> else; introduced Jimi Hendrix to it Admits he is only in it for the money Not a trailblazer in any sense, only does things because other more famous bands did it first "Peace and love, maaan" Was always a freak, but never a hippie PIPCO Sings songs glorifying cocaine and heroin use Abstains from drugs and alcoho Boring and vapid lyriCS about love blah blah blah Gets pushed into an orchestra pit by a groupie's boyfriend, still finds the time to make 2 iazz fusion albums while recovering Never formally trained in music or went to college; still influenced by composers like Varese and Stravinsky Dropped out of art school Puts sex jokes in the middle of songs with complex guitar solos because he can Dies of a drug overdose in his prime Completely OK with the Government putting parental advisory stickers on his albums Continues to release posthumous albums, having an ever growing discography from beyond the grave The Beatles attempt to emulate his debut album (and fail)
Influenced the fåll of communism in Czechoslovakia " The Virgin Rockstar " Continually gets shafted by record companies because he knows nothing about business "The Chad Composer" Discovered the Wah pedal before anyone /^> else; introduced Jimi Hendrix to it Admits he is only in it for the money Not a trailblazer in any sense, only does things because other more famous bands did it first "Peace and love, maaan" Was always a freak, but never a hippie PIPCO Sings songs glorifying cocaine and heroin use Abstains from drugs and alcoho Boring and vapid lyriCS about love blah blah blah Gets pushed into an orchestra pit by a groupie's boyfriend, still finds the time to make 2 iazz fusion albums while recovering Never formally trained in music or went to college; still influenced by composers like Varese and Stravinsky Dropped out of art school Puts sex jokes in the middle of songs with complex guitar solos because he can Dies of a drug overdose in his prime Completely OK with the Government putting parental advisory stickers on his albums Continues to release posthumous albums, having an ever growing discography from beyond the grave The Beatles attempt to emulate his debut album (and fail)

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The Virgin "Auteur" vs. The Chad Game Writer

The Virgin "Auteur" Humble to a fault. Doesn't like to show his face. he Chad Game Writer Averages 1.25 creepy sex assualtymurder scenes per game. Thinks other video games are doing it "Wrong" and only he is brave enough to point that out. "All JRPG's need fishing minigames." Would you ask that kind of question to a film maker?" Constantly copies popular films Wishes he could make those instead. Recommends other games, even stating that some do things better than his do. Got sued for misconduct involving his actresses with unnecessary nude shower scenes. Simultaneously has no message in what he writes and a deep message Writes some of the most realized and fleshed out characters in games Doesn't need to cut the supernatural stuff from his games to make them sensible Game overs are a failure of the game designer. Gets the best from everyone he works with. Always thanks them for their support. Unearned sense of superiority to other writers/humans in general. Jokes about sex, but has never gotten sued by an actress. Wife draws cute fanart of his games. Soundtrack that is both amazing and fits s games. Has actually written non-game material, including novels and stageplays. Can succeed in other media, but choices games. Not ashamed of his medium. MADE OMIKRON THE NOMAD SOUL!!!!
The Virgin "Auteur" Humble to a fault. Doesn't like to show his face. he Chad Game Writer Averages 1.25 creepy sex assualtymurder scenes per game. Thinks other video games are doing it "Wrong" and only he is brave enough to point that out. "All JRPG's need fishing minigames." Would you ask that kind of question to a film maker?" Constantly copies popular films Wishes he could make those instead. Recommends other games, even stating that some do things better than his do. Got sued for misconduct involving his actresses with unnecessary nude shower scenes. Simultaneously has no message in what he writes and a deep message Writes some of the most realized and fleshed out characters in games Doesn't need to cut the supernatural stuff from his games to make them sensible Game overs are a failure of the game designer. Gets the best from everyone he works with. Always thanks them for their support. Unearned sense of superiority to other writers/humans in general. Jokes about sex, but has never gotten sued by an actress. Wife draws cute fanart of his games. Soundtrack that is both amazing and fits s games. Has actually written non-game material, including novels and stageplays. Can succeed in other media, but choices games. Not ashamed of his medium. MADE OMIKRON THE NOMAD SOUL!!!!

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Basically this meme in a nutshell

Virgin Thing I Don't Like Chad Thing I Like People who like it are retarded becasue they don't share my tastes People who like it are awesome because they share my tastes I like it I don't like it It's dumb Cool kids enjoy it doo-doo heads enjoy it It's cool It's awesome It's stupic Q. People who like it typically act beta People who like it typically act manly If you like it you f--- a lot If you like it you probably don't get a lot of p----
Virgin Thing I Don't Like Chad Thing I Like People who like it are retarded becasue they don't share my tastes People who like it are awesome because they share my tastes I like it I don't like it It's dumb Cool kids enjoy it doo-doo heads enjoy it It's cool It's awesome It's stupic Q. People who like it typically act beta People who like it typically act manly If you like it you f--- a lot If you like it you probably don't get a lot of p----

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The virgin officer the chad heavy

The Virgin Officer The Chad Heavy bubble shield. enemies just walK through it and kill anyone dumb enough to stay inside dumb helmet that makes head look like a turtle impenetrable shield, blocks tank rounds with eas impact grenades for maximum spam wears office clothes. killed instantly carries every ammo possible, never uses it fist pumps the air so heavies can charge forward and win the battle for him weak body from years of paperwork, can barely lift his arms to fire thick armor tor combat powerful muscles for lifting heavy turrets weak pistol, overheats after 3 blasts massive blaster cannon, rarely overheats
The Virgin Officer The Chad Heavy bubble shield. enemies just walK through it and kill anyone dumb enough to stay inside dumb helmet that makes head look like a turtle impenetrable shield, blocks tank rounds with eas impact grenades for maximum spam wears office clothes. killed instantly carries every ammo possible, never uses it fist pumps the air so heavies can charge forward and win the battle for him weak body from years of paperwork, can barely lift his arms to fire thick armor tor combat powerful muscles for lifting heavy turrets weak pistol, overheats after 3 blasts massive blaster cannon, rarely overheats

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Virgin "Prophet" vs Chad Messiah

The Virgin False Prophet Has to kill and conquer for people to believe his made up b------- Killed a ton of people who didn't didn't accept his heresy Claims Allah allows 4 wives but then goes and marries 11 Literally died of fever Mmmmmm 10 year olds Followers will try to kill people who make depictions of him (good luck lmao) The Chad Messiah Didn't kill or hurt a single person in his entire life Gains followers by committing Holy miracles that solely help and heal people Isralites had to beg Romans to nail Him to a cross for 3 days and stab him with a spear before he died... Allows only one wife to followers but doesn't need one But then he came back to life Imao Healed countless cripples and disabilities out of the kindness of His heart and the love of God Depictions are A-OK! I'm not gonna kill you brah
The Virgin False Prophet Has to kill and conquer for people to believe his made up b------- Killed a ton of people who didn't didn't accept his heresy Claims Allah allows 4 wives but then goes and marries 11 Literally died of fever Mmmmmm 10 year olds Followers will try to kill people who make depictions of him (good luck lmao) The Chad Messiah Didn't kill or hurt a single person in his entire life Gains followers by committing Holy miracles that solely help and heal people Isralites had to beg Romans to nail Him to a cross for 3 days and stab him with a spear before he died... Allows only one wife to followers but doesn't need one But then he came back to life Imao Healed countless cripples and disabilities out of the kindness of His heart and the love of God Depictions are A-OK! I'm not gonna kill you brah

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Virgin clone vs Chad by Prequel memes

CT-Virgin07 Bankrupting the republic Trains for entire life dies in 10 minutes Needs expensive armor that rarely works Is literally a slave, claims he isn't Physically impossible to live past 50 Kills their commanders and friends without a second's hesitation Will never do anything but fight and die B1 Chadle Droid Doesn't put a dent in the CIS's treasury Cheap to manufacture Needs no armor, is made of metal Roger Roger Can be reprogrammed after the war for other functions Can function for centuries given proper maintainance Produced by the trillions and needs zero training
CT-Virgin07 Bankrupting the republic Trains for entire life dies in 10 minutes Needs expensive armor that rarely works Is literally a slave, claims he isn't Physically impossible to live past 50 Kills their commanders and friends without a second's hesitation Will never do anything but fight and die B1 Chadle Droid Doesn't put a dent in the CIS's treasury Cheap to manufacture Needs no armor, is made of metal Roger Roger Can be reprogrammed after the war for other functions Can function for centuries given proper maintainance Produced by the trillions and needs zero training

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Buy vs Pirate

The virgin buy" "The Chad pirate' only two games in steam library: CsGo and Dota actually believes piracy - lost sales spends actual money on flaming fedora in game eyes always on the torrent_ thinks its a "moral" thing to buy games lol hand ready to grab seeders by the nuts so he always gets a priority has childish brand loyalty treats video games as serious bussiness Unironically gets worked up over game news vehemently defends corporation even over his own interests. pirates everything. Even free games Has never in his life paid for anything other than alcohol too scared of his ISP to even consider downloading a torrent client infantile and dull. Video games are his only interest strikes fear into publishers, making them cut prices by 90% just to appease him (he still doesnt buy) doesnt even have a credit card supports cancer by buying DLC and season passes knows games are just minor entertainment
The virgin buy" "The Chad pirate' only two games in steam library: CsGo and Dota actually believes piracy - lost sales spends actual money on flaming fedora in game eyes always on the torrent_ thinks its a "moral" thing to buy games lol hand ready to grab seeders by the nuts so he always gets a priority has childish brand loyalty treats video games as serious bussiness Unironically gets worked up over game news vehemently defends corporation even over his own interests. pirates everything. Even free games Has never in his life paid for anything other than alcohol too scared of his ISP to even consider downloading a torrent client infantile and dull. Video games are his only interest strikes fear into publishers, making them cut prices by 90% just to appease him (he still doesnt buy) doesnt even have a credit card supports cancer by buying DLC and season passes knows games are just minor entertainment

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The Virgin Carol Singer vs. The Chad Mass of Christ Chorist

The Virgin Carol Singer THE CHAD MASS OF CHRIST CHORIST Makes a 'daring' break from neutral colours to try to seem more festive and interesting, but no one cares People are staring at him in utter rapture Wears brightly coloured robes which, while respectful reflect his overwhelming joy Thinks people in his peripheral vision are staring at him Has memorised every hymn and carol ever written Only attends church at Christmas Attends church every single day Priest has no idea who he is Priest is his best friend and lets Chad f--- his daughter Needs a hymn book to remember the words Wears a massive cross at all times Singing doesn't make him happier Sings into book, no voice projection JESUS! Singing fills him, and all others around him with euphoria Voice projection so strong, it shatters buildings Doesn't sing too loudly, fearful others will notice him Bellows hymns unceasingly Gets annoyed if carol service becomes too religious', but wouldn't dare say anything Gets annoyed if priest doesn't quote scripture every 7.77 seconds Voice sounds like a triumphant party of angels descending from the clouds Worries that his voice is flat Only there because parents made him go Hundreds of people go to the same church just to catch a glimpse of him Thinks people whispering behind him are making fun of his singing Knows people whispering behind him are marvelling at his innate superiority Doesn't wear any religious symbols or say Merry Christmas in case he offends' other religions Shouts Merry Christmas at anyone in a 100 yard radius, non-believers instantly convert Own brand snow boots Boots made from the leather bindings on ancient crusaders' broadswords
The Virgin Carol Singer THE CHAD MASS OF CHRIST CHORIST Makes a 'daring' break from neutral colours to try to seem more festive and interesting, but no one cares People are staring at him in utter rapture Wears brightly coloured robes which, while respectful reflect his overwhelming joy Thinks people in his peripheral vision are staring at him Has memorised every hymn and carol ever written Only attends church at Christmas Attends church every single day Priest has no idea who he is Priest is his best friend and lets Chad f--- his daughter Needs a hymn book to remember the words Wears a massive cross at all times Singing doesn't make him happier Sings into book, no voice projection JESUS! Singing fills him, and all others around him with euphoria Voice projection so strong, it shatters buildings Doesn't sing too loudly, fearful others will notice him Bellows hymns unceasingly Gets annoyed if carol service becomes too religious', but wouldn't dare say anything Gets annoyed if priest doesn't quote scripture every 7.77 seconds Voice sounds like a triumphant party of angels descending from the clouds Worries that his voice is flat Only there because parents made him go Hundreds of people go to the same church just to catch a glimpse of him Thinks people whispering behind him are making fun of his singing Knows people whispering behind him are marvelling at his innate superiority Doesn't wear any religious symbols or say Merry Christmas in case he offends' other religions Shouts Merry Christmas at anyone in a 100 yard radius, non-believers instantly convert Own brand snow boots Boots made from the leather bindings on ancient crusaders' broadswords

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The Virgin Tai Vs. The Marcus ChadMon

The Virgin Tai Doesn't need to wear goggles to prove his leadership or assert his authority The Marcus ChadMon Punches everything and everyone including Digimorn Is extremly overrated Got cucked by his bestfriend Buff despite being only 14 Needs goggles to prove his leadership Not very brave despite having the Crest of Courage Almost got his sister killed Stayed in the Digital World to keep on fighting Threw up in his crushes hat Overfed Agumon thus turning him into SkullGreymon Beat up a bunch of grown men because they looked at him funny Digivolves his partner with his own DNA His friends never really question his actions Always does what he wants
The Virgin Tai Doesn't need to wear goggles to prove his leadership or assert his authority The Marcus ChadMon Punches everything and everyone including Digimorn Is extremly overrated Got cucked by his bestfriend Buff despite being only 14 Needs goggles to prove his leadership Not very brave despite having the Crest of Courage Almost got his sister killed Stayed in the Digital World to keep on fighting Threw up in his crushes hat Overfed Agumon thus turning him into SkullGreymon Beat up a bunch of grown men because they looked at him funny Digivolves his partner with his own DNA His friends never really question his actions Always does what he wants

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Virgin Games Journalist VS. The CHADSCALIBUR Tittyblade Waifu

"The Virgin Games Journalist' VS "The CHADSCALIBUR Tittyblade Waifu" Furries and weebs both mirin' Has a ResetERA account, Dignified southern accent. Hair gave up in high school; Face looks like a mogwai that got wet. owns many hats Freakish monster hands hold nerds in place as she deflowers them. Banned from the open barat the company Christmas party. Has blocked 42,000 people on Twitter. Mouth: Pout T---: Out Hair: Ears Keeps tiny, baby-like hands close and low at all times in order to avoid "incidents" with female coworkers. Macbookis full of unforgivable p--- Ass looks like two baked hams stuffed into a gym sock. Perfect, statuesque physique Spine can support 6 metric tons. Buys his jeans at Kids"R"Us. Intensely dislikes being called a "gamer". Isn't real; won'tjudge you for your anime figurines. Wears his mom's hand-me-down Keds. Legs are in the "Power H-----" stance 24/7 Born with her heels on.
"The Virgin Games Journalist' VS "The CHADSCALIBUR Tittyblade Waifu" Furries and weebs both mirin' Has a ResetERA account, Dignified southern accent. Hair gave up in high school; Face looks like a mogwai that got wet. owns many hats Freakish monster hands hold nerds in place as she deflowers them. Banned from the open barat the company Christmas party. Has blocked 42,000 people on Twitter. Mouth: Pout T---: Out Hair: Ears Keeps tiny, baby-like hands close and low at all times in order to avoid "incidents" with female coworkers. Macbookis full of unforgivable p--- Ass looks like two baked hams stuffed into a gym sock. Perfect, statuesque physique Spine can support 6 metric tons. Buys his jeans at Kids"R"Us. Intensely dislikes being called a "gamer". Isn't real; won'tjudge you for your anime figurines. Wears his mom's hand-me-down Keds. Legs are in the "Power H-----" stance 24/7 Born with her heels on.

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The Virgin Tan VS. The Chad Castle

File: 1512760771959.ipa (102 KB, 1080x810) O Your routine Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)11:57:36 No.43891 125 · 2243891140224389124322438913582243891 3812243891495224389149622438915432243891923 Hello Could you share your routine for lifting your face? Because you have face routine right? Like you know, its great to have aesthetic body, but its not that much aesthetic with bald babyfaced chinletet face Share your routines! Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)11:59:07 No.43891140 Low bodyfat x F s> >2 2 >43892194 >>43892580 File: image.ipg (325 KB, 2048x1340) ! "While you pursued vanity and women, I built my kingdom.." Anonymous 12.oor 7(Sab12:28:31 F lc iragipa (270 KB, 1485x603) 0,43691 440 22esuros 224ssursr24segisar24sumu오224 vi.su The Chad Castle Ihe Virgin Tan Too afraid to go into the water in case he messes up perlect hair Isn't afraidto . use sunscreen skin remain beautifully i white t even kno on beach not doing anything Developing skin cancer for the sake of vanity pends time accomplishing omething and njoying himself Desperate to impress random followers with selfie Sand digging acts as the perfect 'functional strength' workout, no need to go to the gym Doesn't care what other people think >S Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:08:54 No.43891227 File just wants to have a good time (40 KB, 306x306) >43891156 Imao Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:06:07 No.4389 1197 File: tyrone.jpg (57 KB, 620x670) Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:09:09 No.43891230 File (145 KB, 800x519) >43891156 I'M SCREAMING Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:06:58 No.43891205 File: 056.png (368 KB, 798x426) Take this (You)
File: 1512760771959.ipa (102 KB, 1080x810) O Your routine Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)11:57:36 No.43891 125 · 2243891140224389124322438913582243891 3812243891495224389149622438915432243891923 Hello Could you share your routine for lifting your face? Because you have face routine right? Like you know, its great to have aesthetic body, but its not that much aesthetic with bald babyfaced chinletet face Share your routines! Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)11:59:07 No.43891140 Low bodyfat x F s> >2 2 >43892194 >>43892580 File: image.ipg (325 KB, 2048x1340) ! "While you pursued vanity and women, I built my kingdom.." Anonymous 12.oor 7(Sab12:28:31 F lc iragipa (270 KB, 1485x603) 0,43691 440 22esuros 224ssursr24segisar24sumu오224 vi.su The Chad Castle Ihe Virgin Tan Too afraid to go into the water in case he messes up perlect hair Isn't afraidto . use sunscreen skin remain beautifully i white t even kno on beach not doing anything Developing skin cancer for the sake of vanity pends time accomplishing omething and njoying himself Desperate to impress random followers with selfie Sand digging acts as the perfect 'functional strength' workout, no need to go to the gym Doesn't care what other people think >S Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:08:54 No.43891227 File just wants to have a good time (40 KB, 306x306) >43891156 Imao Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:06:07 No.4389 1197 File: tyrone.jpg (57 KB, 620x670) Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:09:09 No.43891230 File (145 KB, 800x519) >43891156 I'M SCREAMING Anonymous 12/09/17(Sat)12:06:58 No.43891205 File: 056.png (368 KB, 798x426) Take this (You)

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Virgin Trim vs. Chad 'Do

THE CHAD、DO " The Virgin Trim " every single color plus some new ones tips frosted with literal frosting dark, nondescript color kept short so it never has to be combed or styled in straight, curly and wavy all at once no product literallyn screaming afraid any sign of obvious effort will be mocked takes untold man hours to sculpt for attention completely any way straight follicles sticking absolutely everywhere bangs to help hide face cut by mom once a month nary-a grey grays starting every single hair completely drenched in produdt (self secreted) to appear heavy eyebrows verging on uni usciouS, purposeful sideburns probably thinning in the back unsure what to do with sideburns grows 200 mph only shaves like twice a week shaved straight to the skull cuts
THE CHAD、DO " The Virgin Trim " every single color plus some new ones tips frosted with literal frosting dark, nondescript color kept short so it never has to be combed or styled in straight, curly and wavy all at once no product literallyn screaming afraid any sign of obvious effort will be mocked takes untold man hours to sculpt for attention completely any way straight follicles sticking absolutely everywhere bangs to help hide face cut by mom once a month nary-a grey grays starting every single hair completely drenched in produdt (self secreted) to appear heavy eyebrows verging on uni usciouS, purposeful sideburns probably thinning in the back unsure what to do with sideburns grows 200 mph only shaves like twice a week shaved straight to the skull cuts

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Virgin Skeptic vs. Chad Revolutionary

Beret he made from fair-trade cotton Bad dandruff THE VIRGIN SKEPTIC HE CHAD REVOLUTIONAR Doesn't read. Gets info from Youtube videos Doesn't bother with Porky-Tube. Actually reads philosophy Full and luscious beard oisgustira peach-fuzz to sargon aves the red flag at rallies in honor of fallen coarades wears kekistan flag as cape because too weak to hold it 7i: ser pick a, er.he. Nazis and communists are the sane I will never pick a side Displays the hamer and sickle. Doesn't give af Knows that classical 1iberal. alt-centrist-skeptical-sargon- fanboys are only helping the fascists but chooses not to aste then because he sees that they are Just disenfranchised kids who are trying to be edgy Fascisn would be better for our country than Clains to be on the left yet only criticizes the left Actually realizes that capitalisn is failing us if you protest what sonebody says you must be against free speech. Whos the real fascist here? Heh, Checknate Puts hinself on the frontlines, wi11ing to die for the revolution Actually is in favor of free speech despite what right-wing echo chanbers say about hin Doesn't participate in any real life political activisn
Beret he made from fair-trade cotton Bad dandruff THE VIRGIN SKEPTIC HE CHAD REVOLUTIONAR Doesn't read. Gets info from Youtube videos Doesn't bother with Porky-Tube. Actually reads philosophy Full and luscious beard oisgustira peach-fuzz to sargon aves the red flag at rallies in honor of fallen coarades wears kekistan flag as cape because too weak to hold it 7i: ser pick a, er.he. Nazis and communists are the sane I will never pick a side Displays the hamer and sickle. Doesn't give af Knows that classical 1iberal. alt-centrist-skeptical-sargon- fanboys are only helping the fascists but chooses not to aste then because he sees that they are Just disenfranchised kids who are trying to be edgy Fascisn would be better for our country than Clains to be on the left yet only criticizes the left Actually realizes that capitalisn is failing us if you protest what sonebody says you must be against free speech. Whos the real fascist here? Heh, Checknate Puts hinself on the frontlines, wi11ing to die for the revolution Actually is in favor of free speech despite what right-wing echo chanbers say about hin Doesn't participate in any real life political activisn

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The witch fly...

The virgin female walk THE WITCH FLY isn't a muggle flies instead of walking like mere mortals gets high off of poisonous plants uses brooms for cleaning magic is cool there is literally nothing special about her always sober 2 uses for brooms irrelevant boring life
The virgin female walk THE WITCH FLY isn't a muggle flies instead of walking like mere mortals gets high off of poisonous plants uses brooms for cleaning magic is cool there is literally nothing special about her always sober 2 uses for brooms irrelevant boring life

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Manlets and lanklets...

the manlet walk the lanklet walk THE CHAD STRIDE not insecure about height but about width ( not insecure about y, but insecure about x and z instead) all around secure Hairstyle that will make him appear taller weak frame, skinny overall even walking in a bad posture is still taller than 85% normos walks in a way that wont iake him lose a single millimeter of height extremely difficult bulk up 3x stronger than lanklets shoes that may have thicker soles (albeit, this is almost always an illusion), may wear shoe insoles that will give him an extra inch or two
the manlet walk the lanklet walk THE CHAD STRIDE not insecure about height but about width ( not insecure about y, but insecure about x and z instead) all around secure Hairstyle that will make him appear taller weak frame, skinny overall even walking in a bad posture is still taller than 85% normos walks in a way that wont iake him lose a single millimeter of height extremely difficult bulk up 3x stronger than lanklets shoes that may have thicker soles (albeit, this is almost always an illusion), may wear shoe insoles that will give him an extra inch or two

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Chad, Virgin, Other-Girls-Sempai and Normal-chan in Sims 3


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America Chavez vs New Superman

The Bruja America Chavez The Chad New Super-Man Handsome like a movie star TaⅡ but not in a freaky way like Yao Ming "Holy Menstruation!" Literally has the same name of a continent Bullied a rich kid before getting his powers Never apologizes for calling his friend fat numerous times Broad shouldered Used the word "Amigxs" Can teleport but still can't handle long distance relationships Perfect for fans of The Room Isn't even born in America Superbro qi runs through his body Gave out his secret identity to the public after two issues Creators ditched her to make an expy Has no idea how colors work Laughs at silly Americans for putting tomato sauce on noodles and eating it with a fork Is from a universe of lesbians. None of them are hot Leaves others "literally intrigued and awe" by being a lesbian Knows he's technically a bootleg but doesn't give a s---, he's a superhero now. Has a shirt buddy Honors and respects what the real Superman and is on good terms with him.
The Bruja America Chavez The Chad New Super-Man Handsome like a movie star TaⅡ but not in a freaky way like Yao Ming "Holy Menstruation!" Literally has the same name of a continent Bullied a rich kid before getting his powers Never apologizes for calling his friend fat numerous times Broad shouldered Used the word "Amigxs" Can teleport but still can't handle long distance relationships Perfect for fans of The Room Isn't even born in America Superbro qi runs through his body Gave out his secret identity to the public after two issues Creators ditched her to make an expy Has no idea how colors work Laughs at silly Americans for putting tomato sauce on noodles and eating it with a fork Is from a universe of lesbians. None of them are hot Leaves others "literally intrigued and awe" by being a lesbian Knows he's technically a bootleg but doesn't give a s---, he's a superhero now. Has a shirt buddy Honors and respects what the real Superman and is on good terms with him.

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