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The Becky Candace vs. The Stacy Vanessa

The Becky Candace THE STACY VANESSA Spends her entire summer trying to get her brothers in trouble SLEEK BLACK OUTFIT Never succeeds STOLE PERRYS CAR AT GUNPOINT in busting her brothers WITH NO UNDENIABLY BETTER CONSEQUENCES AT SINGING Awkward around her crush/bf AGE APPROPRIATE KNOWS HER FATHER IS EVIL, Is 16, figure of a 9 year old PIGURE LOVES HIM DESPITE HIS Caves to pressure of her friends and FLAWS AND ONLY TRIES TO BUST HIM LIKE TWICE occasionally brothers PROBABLY MORE EVIL THAN HER FATHER SEDUCES CANDACES Thinks Perry is just a stupid animal STEPBRO WITH 4 WORDS Constantly annoys her mom with phone calls FOR SOME REASON EASIER TO DRAW KNOWS PERRYS SECRET IDENTITY, DOESN'T CARE Clothes look "like a DRIVES A FERRARI candy cane"
The Becky Candace THE STACY VANESSA Spends her entire summer trying to get her brothers in trouble SLEEK BLACK OUTFIT Never succeeds STOLE PERRYS CAR AT GUNPOINT in busting her brothers WITH NO UNDENIABLY BETTER CONSEQUENCES AT SINGING Awkward around her crush/bf AGE APPROPRIATE KNOWS HER FATHER IS EVIL, Is 16, figure of a 9 year old PIGURE LOVES HIM DESPITE HIS Caves to pressure of her friends and FLAWS AND ONLY TRIES TO BUST HIM LIKE TWICE occasionally brothers PROBABLY MORE EVIL THAN HER FATHER SEDUCES CANDACES Thinks Perry is just a stupid animal STEPBRO WITH 4 WORDS Constantly annoys her mom with phone calls FOR SOME REASON EASIER TO DRAW KNOWS PERRYS SECRET IDENTITY, DOESN'T CARE Clothes look "like a DRIVES A FERRARI candy cane"

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Virgin Stranding v. METAL CHAD SOLID

VIRGIN SAM PORTER BRIDGES Vs. CHAD SOLID SNAKE Glorified errand boy doing fetch quests. Only in one game with no sequels Legendary character beloved in every generation of gaming Spends his life painstakingly assembling structures only to have them disintegrate hours later Harassed by bullies like Brad MULES and Vlad terrorists Never uses p--- except to defeat his enemies Kidnaps elite soldiers and animals with goddamn hot air balloons Way too much f------ cargo crippled his back, relies on cybernetic handicap legs Master of Close Quarters Combat Cringes away from all human contact, even hot babes Only metal in his body are arrows left in deliberately to intimidate foes Literally has a CRYING BABY strapped to chest Can use any weapon known to man Weapons are mostly harmless or made of pee and poop Deadly weapons and manly gear strapped to chest Delivers old video games and scavenged underwear Has the power of life and death over his foes, can kill or spare at will Delivers death Can't kill anyone or humanity might end Shakes controller like a gimp to comfort infant Presses X to pay respects Gets deadlier and more Trips and falls on rocks every thirty seconds. S----- boots must be replaced daily Barely alive. Has to eat gross magic grubs to survive Can sneak into anywhere, even in eye catching highlighter boots badass the older he gets. Eats f------ snakes because he can
VIRGIN SAM PORTER BRIDGES Vs. CHAD SOLID SNAKE Glorified errand boy doing fetch quests. Only in one game with no sequels Legendary character beloved in every generation of gaming Spends his life painstakingly assembling structures only to have them disintegrate hours later Harassed by bullies like Brad MULES and Vlad terrorists Never uses p--- except to defeat his enemies Kidnaps elite soldiers and animals with goddamn hot air balloons Way too much f------ cargo crippled his back, relies on cybernetic handicap legs Master of Close Quarters Combat Cringes away from all human contact, even hot babes Only metal in his body are arrows left in deliberately to intimidate foes Literally has a CRYING BABY strapped to chest Can use any weapon known to man Weapons are mostly harmless or made of pee and poop Deadly weapons and manly gear strapped to chest Delivers old video games and scavenged underwear Has the power of life and death over his foes, can kill or spare at will Delivers death Can't kill anyone or humanity might end Shakes controller like a gimp to comfort infant Presses X to pay respects Gets deadlier and more Trips and falls on rocks every thirty seconds. S----- boots must be replaced daily Barely alive. Has to eat gross magic grubs to survive Can sneak into anywhere, even in eye catching highlighter boots badass the older he gets. Eats f------ snakes because he can

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Guide to handling social media controversy

"The Virgin Meltdown" THE CHAD CONSTRAINT ruins everyones timelines by causing a pointless uproar "muting this" th avoids making a scene deep breaths will be forever known as the person who had that one meltdown only creates more controversy in the process everything is fine overexplains literally everything PR disaster good job includes screenshots of people being mean as if that actually means anything pointless
"The Virgin Meltdown" THE CHAD CONSTRAINT ruins everyones timelines by causing a pointless uproar "muting this" th avoids making a scene deep breaths will be forever known as the person who had that one meltdown only creates more controversy in the process everything is fine overexplains literally everything PR disaster good job includes screenshots of people being mean as if that actually means anything pointless

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The Virgin Otis v. KEN ALLEN, THE CHAD HAIRY HOUDINI

Virgin Otis Chad Ken Allen AKA Hairy Houdini Big brain full of knowledge Small brain Peaceful and enjoys human interaction Shares his knowledge on how to escape his enclosure with his peers Hates Ken Skilled hands able REEEE to open his enclosure and throw rocks at Otis Screams when Ken escapes his cage and then laughs at him Had Escape proof enclosure still manages Glorous cheek bones, chin and muscles to escape Only knows Everyone loves him and he how to use his hands President of Orangu-gang Pack full of females to complain Loves everyone still doesn't have kids except of Otis Big babymaker Helps Zoo keepers make money Legs able to outrun Zoo keepers
Virgin Otis Chad Ken Allen AKA Hairy Houdini Big brain full of knowledge Small brain Peaceful and enjoys human interaction Shares his knowledge on how to escape his enclosure with his peers Hates Ken Skilled hands able REEEE to open his enclosure and throw rocks at Otis Screams when Ken escapes his cage and then laughs at him Had Escape proof enclosure still manages Glorous cheek bones, chin and muscles to escape Only knows Everyone loves him and he how to use his hands President of Orangu-gang Pack full of females to complain Loves everyone still doesn't have kids except of Otis Big babymaker Helps Zoo keepers make money Legs able to outrun Zoo keepers

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Virgin Loomis v. CHAD HOGARTH

The virgin Loomis The CHAD Hogarth Bends the rules of perspective to suit his own needs Cares about perspective. Uses any proportions he wants Uses 9.5 Heads Makes sure the proportions are correct. Uses 8 heads Lacks any well defined muscles. Every single No shading, muscle is well defined and developed Every bump is shaded full range of value Stiff and unrealistic. Dynamic and Hyperrealistic
The virgin Loomis The CHAD Hogarth Bends the rules of perspective to suit his own needs Cares about perspective. Uses any proportions he wants Uses 9.5 Heads Makes sure the proportions are correct. Uses 8 heads Lacks any well defined muscles. Every single No shading, muscle is well defined and developed Every bump is shaded full range of value Stiff and unrealistic. Dynamic and Hyperrealistic

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Virgin Polnareff v. CHAD HOL HORSE

Has NEVER been attacked in the bathroom Half his friends are like dead 100% human Forever alone The gun is mightier than the sword Will die a turtle Long, luscious blonde hair Is an epic cowboy Not even a chariot (SCAM) Has no girlfriend Ladies all over the world Has the best stand name (Emperor) Cant walk up the stairs French Respects women Cool accent Bad luck with toilets Almost killed Dio Hair like a toothbrush The gun is mightier than the sword Called Nena a bitch Always part of a duo (friendship) Not able to control his own stand (WEAK)
Has NEVER been attacked in the bathroom Half his friends are like dead 100% human Forever alone The gun is mightier than the sword Will die a turtle Long, luscious blonde hair Is an epic cowboy Not even a chariot (SCAM) Has no girlfriend Ladies all over the world Has the best stand name (Emperor) Cant walk up the stairs French Respects women Cool accent Bad luck with toilets Almost killed Dio Hair like a toothbrush The gun is mightier than the sword Called Nena a bitch Always part of a duo (friendship) Not able to control his own stand (WEAK)

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Virgin fanart v. CHAD DOODLE

The Virgin fanart THE CHAD DOODLE OUCH!
The Virgin fanart THE CHAD DOODLE OUCH!

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Virgin Raider v. UNCHADED

Virgin Raider UnChaded Cries Constantly No romantic partner Never Cries Has two Stacy's competing over him "I HaTe ToMbS!" Amazing one liners and dad jokes Mortified after first kill, then goes on murder rampage Rip-off of Indiana Jones one of the Greatest Has to use ice axe to films of all time climb Opens game killing pirates gives no f---- Reboot is a rip-off of Chads games but Let's Chad mentor Croft Massive hands and DaRkEr die in first game arms from climbing Keeps Sully alive for all 4 games Chinese Island, South Allies with exception of America, Siberia Corft and Jonah are whiny All games take you around the world to unique locations Allies are lovable rogues such as himself
Virgin Raider UnChaded Cries Constantly No romantic partner Never Cries Has two Stacy's competing over him "I HaTe ToMbS!" Amazing one liners and dad jokes Mortified after first kill, then goes on murder rampage Rip-off of Indiana Jones one of the Greatest Has to use ice axe to films of all time climb Opens game killing pirates gives no f---- Reboot is a rip-off of Chads games but Let's Chad mentor Croft Massive hands and DaRkEr die in first game arms from climbing Keeps Sully alive for all 4 games Chinese Island, South Allies with exception of America, Siberia Corft and Jonah are whiny All games take you around the world to unique locations Allies are lovable rogues such as himself

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Alexios v. Kratos

vs the virgin alexios the chad kratos has no his sister becomes good by touching a f------ spear took the time to personnality, can be compliment a guy, then be an fleshed out character, bond with his son may be an in a natural way a------ to the next person for no a------ at probably first, but reason keeps using the axe gifted to him by his wife dismantles all weapons gifted becomes wise to him and regrets is a demi god just for the plot his actions this one f----- killed the whole was a demigod but has made the AC franchise not a spartan, becomes the GOW series one runs through endless fields f------ god of war and rarely even tho he was of the best in the industry raised by a spartan general stumbles trained by himself makes you learn everything about greek mythology upon historical and became a monuments thinks he is the savior of greece spartan general son of pythagoras has a cringey and forced greek accent destroyed all of son of f------ zeus speaks with an p---- has to search greece all of greece for a cannot relate american accent set of armor to him changes his sexuality all the people who deal with grief can totally relate to his story rarely wears armor,if not at all f----- all of greece, in the literal time and non literal meaning
vs the virgin alexios the chad kratos has no his sister becomes good by touching a f------ spear took the time to personnality, can be compliment a guy, then be an fleshed out character, bond with his son may be an in a natural way a------ to the next person for no a------ at probably first, but reason keeps using the axe gifted to him by his wife dismantles all weapons gifted becomes wise to him and regrets is a demi god just for the plot his actions this one f----- killed the whole was a demigod but has made the AC franchise not a spartan, becomes the GOW series one runs through endless fields f------ god of war and rarely even tho he was of the best in the industry raised by a spartan general stumbles trained by himself makes you learn everything about greek mythology upon historical and became a monuments thinks he is the savior of greece spartan general son of pythagoras has a cringey and forced greek accent destroyed all of son of f------ zeus speaks with an p---- has to search greece all of greece for a cannot relate american accent set of armor to him changes his sexuality all the people who deal with grief can totally relate to his story rarely wears armor,if not at all f----- all of greece, in the literal time and non literal meaning

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Virgin Jacket Guy v. CHAD EVAN WRIGHT

THE VIRGIN JACKET GUY THE CHAD EVAN WRIGHT Hides his face He doesn't hide his Probably doesn't doesn't care for with a poultry Нe deeply cares face about his wife and mask anyone kids His actions ended up not serving any He's writting a book Kills everyone purpose Doesn't kill anyone, even those who are begging him for mercy unless they got him p----- off He has a girlfriend for like a few months He got married until she got killed
THE VIRGIN JACKET GUY THE CHAD EVAN WRIGHT Hides his face He doesn't hide his Probably doesn't doesn't care for with a poultry Нe deeply cares face about his wife and mask anyone kids His actions ended up not serving any He's writting a book Kills everyone purpose Doesn't kill anyone, even those who are begging him for mercy unless they got him p----- off He has a girlfriend for like a few months He got married until she got killed

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Be like Chad,Go to heaven

Virgin Sinner stride Church-goer Chud stride Eternaly damned • Lives in the hiery pits ot hell • Has a demon škeleton po king at his butt Doesnt own clothes haha broke Jesus + God NOT!! cool with him don't hmu 00 Saved Homres with Big G himself Doesnt P---- withdemons b/c theyce beneath him (literally) • lives in parndise eternaliy rewarded • Has a lcool halo thing • Hangs out with Jesus "Rippling abs + pectorals Skinny af ewww
Virgin Sinner stride Church-goer Chud stride Eternaly damned • Lives in the hiery pits ot hell • Has a demon škeleton po king at his butt Doesnt own clothes haha broke Jesus + God NOT!! cool with him don't hmu 00 Saved Homres with Big G himself Doesnt P---- withdemons b/c theyce beneath him (literally) • lives in parndise eternaliy rewarded • Has a lcool halo thing • Hangs out with Jesus "Rippling abs + pectorals Skinny af ewww

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Feast Day of St.Chad

The Virgin Mary Saint Chad Without corruption gave birth to God the Word Bishop of the Mercians and Lindsey People MP Mother of God Full of Grace Patron Saint of Astronomers Queen of Heaven Lived as a monk in Ireland ntroduced Christianity to the Mercian kingdom Blessed among women More honorable than the Cherubim Venerated in Catholicism, Orthodoxy, and Anglicanism beyond compare more glorious than the seraphim.
The Virgin Mary Saint Chad Without corruption gave birth to God the Word Bishop of the Mercians and Lindsey People MP Mother of God Full of Grace Patron Saint of Astronomers Queen of Heaven Lived as a monk in Ireland ntroduced Christianity to the Mercian kingdom Blessed among women More honorable than the Cherubim Venerated in Catholicism, Orthodoxy, and Anglicanism beyond compare more glorious than the seraphim.

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The Chad Lolicon

The Virgin FBI Officer FBI Can't appriciate art like lolicon Unironically browses rlolitary to "protect innocent lolis" Does this everyday just for a paycheck (Imao wage-cuck) Doesn't want to give lolis headpats, is afraid he'd be accused of being a p-------- His girlfriend is some old hag Shouldn't he just spend his time arresting drug dealers or something? The Chad lolicon doesn't need a girlfriend, his waifu is enough for him Accusations of pedophillia doesn't even phase him has a USB filled with loli hentai in case he needs to move to a new computer His loli threads on 4chan constantly has great traffic pratiction in fine arts Makes money off of mining bitcoin 1234567890-= qwertyyuiop]
The Virgin FBI Officer FBI Can't appriciate art like lolicon Unironically browses rlolitary to "protect innocent lolis" Does this everyday just for a paycheck (Imao wage-cuck) Doesn't want to give lolis headpats, is afraid he'd be accused of being a p-------- His girlfriend is some old hag Shouldn't he just spend his time arresting drug dealers or something? The Chad lolicon doesn't need a girlfriend, his waifu is enough for him Accusations of pedophillia doesn't even phase him has a USB filled with loli hentai in case he needs to move to a new computer His loli threads on 4chan constantly has great traffic pratiction in fine arts Makes money off of mining bitcoin 1234567890-= qwertyyuiop]

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Virgin Roman v. Chad Mayan

The Chad Mayan The Virgin Roman Obsidian sharper than roman razors Colorful clothing Human sacrifices to please the gods Slaughters Boring Gray Lorica innocent animals for no reason Outlasted the Astronomers ahead of romans their time Frequently got outflanked and killed Forces slaves to by cavalry work and die in Never killed by cavalry up mines Doesn't need metal until the So weak they need Can't afford pants 15th wheels to move centuarv stuff around Soldiers were paid with the favor of the gods
The Chad Mayan The Virgin Roman Obsidian sharper than roman razors Colorful clothing Human sacrifices to please the gods Slaughters Boring Gray Lorica innocent animals for no reason Outlasted the Astronomers ahead of romans their time Frequently got outflanked and killed Forces slaves to by cavalry work and die in Never killed by cavalry up mines Doesn't need metal until the So weak they need Can't afford pants 15th wheels to move centuarv stuff around Soldiers were paid with the favor of the gods

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Virgin vs. Chad Medical Students in 2022

THE VIRGIN 274 THE CHAD 194 "Only 500 more anki cards to go today" Watches pathoma and calls it a day Does UFAPS 12 hours a day FAPS everyday Has 12 new tinder Gained 15 pounds during dedicated matches Can draw out the entire krebs cycle by memory Gained 15 pounds of muscle during dedicated Knows the difference Knows the Aorta betwen MEN1 and MEN2 supplies the stomach Wears his white coat to starbucks Classmates havent seen him for a year Matches Family Medicine in North Dakota Matches Dermatology when the PD sees his bulge FIRST AID= USMLE 4 STEP 201
THE VIRGIN 274 THE CHAD 194 "Only 500 more anki cards to go today" Watches pathoma and calls it a day Does UFAPS 12 hours a day FAPS everyday Has 12 new tinder Gained 15 pounds during dedicated matches Can draw out the entire krebs cycle by memory Gained 15 pounds of muscle during dedicated Knows the difference Knows the Aorta betwen MEN1 and MEN2 supplies the stomach Wears his white coat to starbucks Classmates havent seen him for a year Matches Family Medicine in North Dakota Matches Dermatology when the PD sees his bulge FIRST AID= USMLE 4 STEP 201

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