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VIRGIN SAM PORTER BRIDGES Vs. CHAD SOLID SNAKE Glorified errand boy doing fetch quests. Only in one game with no sequels Legendary character beloved in every generation of gaming Spends his life painstakingly assembling structures only to have them disintegrate hours later Harassed by bullies like Brad MULES and Vlad terrorists Never uses p--- except to defeat his enemies Kidnaps elite soldiers and animals with goddamn hot air balloons Way too much f------ cargo crippled his back, relies on cybernetic handicap legs Master of Close Quarters Combat Cringes away from all human contact, even hot babes Only metal in his body are arrows left in deliberately to intimidate foes Literally has a CRYING BABY strapped to chest Can use any weapon known to man Weapons are mostly harmless or made of pee and poop Deadly weapons and manly gear strapped to chest Delivers old video games and scavenged underwear Has the power of life and death over his foes, can kill or spare at will Delivers death Can't kill anyone or humanity might end Shakes controller like a gimp to comfort infant Presses X to pay respects Gets deadlier and more Trips and falls on rocks every thirty seconds. S----- boots must be replaced daily Barely alive. Has to eat gross magic grubs to survive Can sneak into anywhere, even in eye catching highlighter boots badass the older he gets. Eats f------ snakes because he can

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Virgin Stranding v. METAL CHAD SOLID


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Mar 05, 2020 at 11:17AM EST

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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin v chad, virgin vs chad, hideo kojima, death stranding, sam porter bridges, metal gear, metal gear solid, solid snake, virgin walk, chad stride

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