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vs the virgin alexios the chad kratos has no his sister becomes good by touching a f------ spear took the time to personnality, can be compliment a guy, then be an fleshed out character, bond with his son may be an in a natural way a------ to the next person for no a------ at probably first, but reason keeps using the axe gifted to him by his wife dismantles all weapons gifted becomes wise to him and regrets is a demi god just for the plot his actions this one f----- killed the whole was a demigod but has made the AC franchise not a spartan, becomes the GOW series one runs through endless fields f------ god of war and rarely even tho he was of the best in the industry raised by a spartan general stumbles trained by himself makes you learn everything about greek mythology upon historical and became a monuments thinks he is the savior of greece spartan general son of pythagoras has a cringey and forced greek accent destroyed all of son of f------ zeus speaks with an p---- has to search greece all of greece for a cannot relate american accent set of armor to him changes his sexuality all the people who deal with grief can totally relate to his story rarely wears armor,if not at all f----- all of greece, in the literal time and non literal meaning

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Alexios v. Kratos


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Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
Self The virgin Zeus Centered f-- demons The one true god, Arceus Secretly allied to Cares for all living things ด Does not tolerate malice Mistreats his own family Allowed humans to be mean Finds excuses to do as he pleases Racist to those he call freaks A family man Encourages being nice and kind 100% pure, humble and truthful Friends to other races, even heroic digimon
Menial life as a construction worker The Virgin Emmet Nemesis is basically just if Will Ferrell was Donald Trump Not even created by The LEGO Company Nobody knows, let alone cares that he exists Drives a bland, tiny car that doesn't have any relevance to his movie The Chad Powers Drives a stylish spy car that made a cool driving scene during the opening credits Exciting life as an explorer Nemesis is a murderous, tyrannical wizard, whomst he verbally and physically bitch slapped Cucked by Batman Needs to be surrounded by Master Builders to survive Has never had an original, creative thought in his life Eventually turns evil Insufferable yes man Everybody knows and idolizes him Gets all the p---- in LEGO City A real LEGO mascot Stays good throughout his adventures Doesn't need a team to survive, only accepts them because his boss forced him to Oozes godlike creativity from his greasy, jet-black hair Does s--- his way, says yes to no man, woman, child, troll, or rock monster
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Uploaded Mar 03, 2020 at 09:14PM EST

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