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Virgin Gnome'd v. Chad RickRoll'd

The Chad Rick Astley The Virgin Gnome Hides hair, probably bald Shiny hair Is a meme in itself, does not need edits In the background of other memes, only at the end of his own. Gives both partys a laugh or inserts into vids Hated when he shows up Quickly faded, only makes it more Creator of OG vid does not talk about the meme, Only became more iconic with time, always that thought in the back of your mind when you clivk a link annoying because you forget about him Creator talks about probably doesn't know it exits the meme and jokes about it too 3'5 Manlet Don't know his height but its probably 7'7
The Chad Rick Astley The Virgin Gnome Hides hair, probably bald Shiny hair Is a meme in itself, does not need edits In the background of other memes, only at the end of his own. Gives both partys a laugh or inserts into vids Hated when he shows up Quickly faded, only makes it more Creator of OG vid does not talk about the meme, Only became more iconic with time, always that thought in the back of your mind when you clivk a link annoying because you forget about him Creator talks about probably doesn't know it exits the meme and jokes about it too 3'5 Manlet Don't know his height but its probably 7'7

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Virgin Gru vs Megachad

The Virgin Gru YOU DARE CHALANGE MEGACHAD? Supervillian A mere villian Bald because of age Bald because of his massive Took over an entire city and defeated a Superman Tier character brain (read: c---), but still rocking that goatee Only notable theft is the moon, and he gave it up Stole the effiel tower The one in vegas that no one remembers. Had no created one, then proceeded to kick that ones s--- in worthy foes, so he Amazing Cheklovs Dehydration gun Bland gray clothes Not even the best villian in the neighborhood Freeze ray, simple joke device Wears leather and а саре, а11 covered in spikes His minions are murderous His minions are creepy little tic tacs that your aunt makes right wing memes about robots and an actually adorable fish in a mech sui Took two movies to get laid Gets the girl in the second Evil because he was raised act by criminals in jail Created a simple rocket with billions of dollars of funding Hires a guy to make s--- for him. Creates doomsday devices out of scrap metal Hot AF Evil because mommy issues IS a jewish carictature Absurd accent Soundtrack by AC/DC and Guns n'Roses. Charming and dorky speech impediment Soundtrack by Pharrel williams, with some crappy trap music mixed in
The Virgin Gru YOU DARE CHALANGE MEGACHAD? Supervillian A mere villian Bald because of age Bald because of his massive Took over an entire city and defeated a Superman Tier character brain (read: c---), but still rocking that goatee Only notable theft is the moon, and he gave it up Stole the effiel tower The one in vegas that no one remembers. Had no created one, then proceeded to kick that ones s--- in worthy foes, so he Amazing Cheklovs Dehydration gun Bland gray clothes Not even the best villian in the neighborhood Freeze ray, simple joke device Wears leather and а саре, а11 covered in spikes His minions are murderous His minions are creepy little tic tacs that your aunt makes right wing memes about robots and an actually adorable fish in a mech sui Took two movies to get laid Gets the girl in the second Evil because he was raised act by criminals in jail Created a simple rocket with billions of dollars of funding Hires a guy to make s--- for him. Creates doomsday devices out of scrap metal Hot AF Evil because mommy issues IS a jewish carictature Absurd accent Soundtrack by AC/DC and Guns n'Roses. Charming and dorky speech impediment Soundtrack by Pharrel williams, with some crappy trap music mixed in

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The Virgin Ninja vs. The Chad of Hate

The virgin Ninja The Chad King of Hate Full set of hair like a kid Bright neon colored hair Balding to show his mature age Hair as black as the night Wears a stupid headband Talks like a muppet Talks clearly, uses a wide vocabulary and even invents his own words Wear a manly cowhat hat Only relevant because of Fortnite Face full of acne Manly beard Superior Italian genetics 10 year legacy Plays the same game over and over again Body not suited for the gamer lifestyle Gets backlash for the smallest thing, forced to apologize Skinny arms perfectly adapted to his gamer lifestyle Variety streamer, never gets boring Puts on a character on stream Perfectly good shape, still plays videogames like a nerd Only fans are kiddies Openly bashes everyone, never apologizes OH Really bad back injury, still works hard everyday 100% himself on stream Wastes $200,000 on a "gaming room" gf only in it for the money and attention Fans are millionares who throw their money at him for recognition Lives in a $400,000 mansion with his very own office Follows twitch TOS but always on the verge of being punished for something Submissive gf who makes him meals and cleans his house everyday an entire subculture of detractors only increasing his popularity Spawned Nobody makes videos about him Millionaire, still complains Constantly breaks twitch TOS but is literally unbannable Infamous multi-time masturbator So toxic that nobody dares to touch him Gets mad at kids Survived several cases of gout Lives paycheck to paycheck, complains but never in any real trouble Will die off within a couple of years and become irrelevant immortalized through thousands of videos and will forever be forgetten wear shoes inside No hardship, gets everything on a silver platter Barefoot, proudly shows it off on stream
The virgin Ninja The Chad King of Hate Full set of hair like a kid Bright neon colored hair Balding to show his mature age Hair as black as the night Wears a stupid headband Talks like a muppet Talks clearly, uses a wide vocabulary and even invents his own words Wear a manly cowhat hat Only relevant because of Fortnite Face full of acne Manly beard Superior Italian genetics 10 year legacy Plays the same game over and over again Body not suited for the gamer lifestyle Gets backlash for the smallest thing, forced to apologize Skinny arms perfectly adapted to his gamer lifestyle Variety streamer, never gets boring Puts on a character on stream Perfectly good shape, still plays videogames like a nerd Only fans are kiddies Openly bashes everyone, never apologizes OH Really bad back injury, still works hard everyday 100% himself on stream Wastes $200,000 on a "gaming room" gf only in it for the money and attention Fans are millionares who throw their money at him for recognition Lives in a $400,000 mansion with his very own office Follows twitch TOS but always on the verge of being punished for something Submissive gf who makes him meals and cleans his house everyday an entire subculture of detractors only increasing his popularity Spawned Nobody makes videos about him Millionaire, still complains Constantly breaks twitch TOS but is literally unbannable Infamous multi-time masturbator So toxic that nobody dares to touch him Gets mad at kids Survived several cases of gout Lives paycheck to paycheck, complains but never in any real trouble Will die off within a couple of years and become irrelevant immortalized through thousands of videos and will forever be forgetten wear shoes inside No hardship, gets everything on a silver platter Barefoot, proudly shows it off on stream

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Who is better?

The Virgin Disney Animation studio The Chad Fleischer animation studio Literally too Chad to have a plot Mascot is a talking cat, bringers of good luck Bold character designs created straight from paper Literally overrated, plot is completely dry 97% of the time Created by George Washington and Richard Nixon in collaboration with Bill Gates It's mascot is a f------ bipedal gerbil 10000% of the films are critical successes Boring and repetitive character designs, for it is literally cal-arts god-like animation Memorable live action movies like Forrest Created by a pathetic racists who are also communist SJW Athiest Zionist scumbags Gump and Walking With Dinosaurs 3D Is an animation god of all time Literally 97% of the films produced cinematic flops Has memorable characters like Bugs Bunny, Felix the Cat, Simba the Lion King, Nausicaa The Wolf Princess and Frank Reynolds. There are MS paint animations more livelier than a full budget Disney animation Utterly forgettable live action movies Is everything wrong with movies nowadays Has forgettable 1-dimensional characters like The BreadWinners and Teen Titans Go Obrianjford2019
The Virgin Disney Animation studio The Chad Fleischer animation studio Literally too Chad to have a plot Mascot is a talking cat, bringers of good luck Bold character designs created straight from paper Literally overrated, plot is completely dry 97% of the time Created by George Washington and Richard Nixon in collaboration with Bill Gates It's mascot is a f------ bipedal gerbil 10000% of the films are critical successes Boring and repetitive character designs, for it is literally cal-arts god-like animation Memorable live action movies like Forrest Created by a pathetic racists who are also communist SJW Athiest Zionist scumbags Gump and Walking With Dinosaurs 3D Is an animation god of all time Literally 97% of the films produced cinematic flops Has memorable characters like Bugs Bunny, Felix the Cat, Simba the Lion King, Nausicaa The Wolf Princess and Frank Reynolds. There are MS paint animations more livelier than a full budget Disney animation Utterly forgettable live action movies Is everything wrong with movies nowadays Has forgettable 1-dimensional characters like The BreadWinners and Teen Titans Go Obrianjford2019

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"This can't be good for me but I feel great"

The Postal Chad The Virgin "Name is not important" Can use 50 f------ Can only hold 3 guns guns at once "I regret nothing" at once "Muh cold bitter hatred" Badass monkier of Too afraid to reveal his name is Jeffery Cuddletrousers "The Dude" Deep, sexy voice Sounds like cookie monster A11 of his errands result Doesn't do errands, which is why his life is a s------- in pure madness, does them anyway Game relys on shock vaule First game is scary, second is funny Likeable third is chaotic Unlikeable misanthropic psychopath misanthropic psychopath Devs haven't Looks like cousin done jack IT going through a goth phase Iconic look Devs are constantly activce
The Postal Chad The Virgin "Name is not important" Can use 50 f------ Can only hold 3 guns guns at once "I regret nothing" at once "Muh cold bitter hatred" Badass monkier of Too afraid to reveal his name is Jeffery Cuddletrousers "The Dude" Deep, sexy voice Sounds like cookie monster A11 of his errands result Doesn't do errands, which is why his life is a s------- in pure madness, does them anyway Game relys on shock vaule First game is scary, second is funny Likeable third is chaotic Unlikeable misanthropic psychopath misanthropic psychopath Devs haven't Looks like cousin done jack IT going through a goth phase Iconic look Devs are constantly activce

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Chat alien-believer vs. virgin truth-seeker

Chad alien-believer Virgin truth-seeker "The universe is infinite man, so the they probably out there" are "We must collect all undeniable evidence, so that we can confirm their existence" Can't sleep, because he fears getting abducted in the night stupid b------- that doesn't matter Doesn't waste time on Has watched all episodes Wears a tinfoil hat in the shower of the X-files Made the "Let's storm area 51" event only to troll the truth-seekers
Chad alien-believer Virgin truth-seeker "The universe is infinite man, so the they probably out there" are "We must collect all undeniable evidence, so that we can confirm their existence" Can't sleep, because he fears getting abducted in the night stupid b------- that doesn't matter Doesn't waste time on Has watched all episodes Wears a tinfoil hat in the shower of the X-files Made the "Let's storm area 51" event only to troll the truth-seekers

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The Virgin Quest Vs The Chad Exile

"The Virgin Quest" THE CHAD EXILE protagonist is pawn of the gods the main character is his own master was exiled since the weight of his balls could sink the no one has been playing since 2008 the main character lacks previous island of lore dull and not interesting gameplay the "gold" standard fun and addictive gameplay huge online community strictly limited with many currencies has its own player-based selected classes lack of economy besides the ability to trade with NPC economy independent of the class, and can do paid and requires money for each DLC also popular Diablo, but as whatever build he unlike it is alive wants unknown to anyone other than thirty-year-old virgins spends all the potions free and does not money on real man-world barter require anything in return for DLC
"The Virgin Quest" THE CHAD EXILE protagonist is pawn of the gods the main character is his own master was exiled since the weight of his balls could sink the no one has been playing since 2008 the main character lacks previous island of lore dull and not interesting gameplay the "gold" standard fun and addictive gameplay huge online community strictly limited with many currencies has its own player-based selected classes lack of economy besides the ability to trade with NPC economy independent of the class, and can do paid and requires money for each DLC also popular Diablo, but as whatever build he unlike it is alive wants unknown to anyone other than thirty-year-old virgins spends all the potions free and does not money on real man-world barter require anything in return for DLC

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A Crap Guide to D&D

VIRGIN WIZARD CHAD SORCERER NEEDS BOokS CANT META MAGIC STRONG MAGE HANDS Duine TAIL FOR BALANCE NON-LAME SUBCLASSES MASSIVE META MAGIC SACK
VIRGIN WIZARD CHAD SORCERER NEEDS BOokS CANT META MAGIC STRONG MAGE HANDS Duine TAIL FOR BALANCE NON-LAME SUBCLASSES MASSIVE META MAGIC SACK

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The Virgin 30-year-old Millennial vs. That Chad 30-year-old Boomer

The Virgin 30 Year Old Millennial Lives in The Chad 30 Sips Monsters Owns a house parents' basement Year Old Boomer| drinks or rents ITeno expensive coffee Blasts Die Cis SIP ACDC CD's Always sleeps Listens to emo past 10 AM Gets up at 6 AM to mow the lawn in his car rappers on soundcloud Is still in Has had a school with earbuds steady job for 10 years after 8 years
The Virgin 30 Year Old Millennial Lives in The Chad 30 Sips Monsters Owns a house parents' basement Year Old Boomer| drinks or rents ITeno expensive coffee Blasts Die Cis SIP ACDC CD's Always sleeps Listens to emo past 10 AM Gets up at 6 AM to mow the lawn in his car rappers on soundcloud Is still in Has had a school with earbuds steady job for 10 years after 8 years

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I require a Virgin Sacrifice | Aash If I was in charge of Germany, I would have won CO3 Perfect
I require a Virgin Sacrifice | Aash If I was in charge of Germany, I would have won CO3 Perfect

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It took so long but it had to be done | r/PrequelMemes

THE CHAD ADMIRAL ACKBAR "The virgin Admiral Holdo Nobody knows or cares Dramatic One of the moet beloved star sacrfice but wars characlers even after his death who this ls lterally nobody cares We only heard aItle bit about Fought In the clone wars making this a prequel meme Killed off quickly to make people forget about him we only love him even more now her history In TLJ Boring human Mon Calamari fish man
THE CHAD ADMIRAL ACKBAR "The virgin Admiral Holdo Nobody knows or cares Dramatic One of the moet beloved star sacrfice but wars characlers even after his death who this ls lterally nobody cares We only heard aItle bit about Fought In the clone wars making this a prequel meme Killed off quickly to make people forget about him we only love him even more now her history In TLJ Boring human Mon Calamari fish man

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Abandon the created world!

The Chad Bnosticist "The Virgin Abrahamist" -believes in the "Big Bang" and aliens instead of the power of his own god -metaphysics are important to him -doesn't even know what Gnosticism is, ignorant of the sins of his forefathers -pities the Abrahamists for their eternal slavery, does not seek what would be justified revenge for their genocide of his peers -has memorized the apocrypha, doesn't even read the bible is easily fooled by Samael's tricks -thinks the peak of spiritual music is a bunch of monks chanting about the works of the demiurge -thinks magic is either not real or an evil practice, would try to kill a witch if he saw one -understands power metal to be the most fulfilling sound for his soul creates egregores with the sole purpose of combatting Saklas and his archons -wrote a will so his future -knows that the archetypes embedded in our minds from crea offspring can inherit his meaningless trinkets -thinks all religions are false but his, yet has never read any non-Abrahamic scripture have permeated all religions -sucks up to and defends his god at every opportunity, for even such a brainwashed soul as he knows inside that YHWH is a fragile being who is easily offended -has no need for material posessions, is prepared to destroy all his belongings before his death has trouble lifting two jugs of skim milk at once, even though he works out is naturally strong fron divine spark Ave BaTO f ic -knows that his god couldn't care less about the s--- people talk prays to Yaldabaoth for pleasures of the flesh (they never come) -pictures Sophia in his mind while meditating for a hands-free climax -hopes to get into "heaven" but would be fine with being reincarnated hopes to escape the cycle of reincarnation and achieve true gnosis is working tirelessly to revive old traditions and combine them with modern knowledge to further his goals and liberate humanity -simply perpetuates the same teachings as 1000 years ago without questioning them in any meaningful way or improving upon them -realizes that Jesus was a messenger from beyond this reality who simply masqueraded as a servant of Leontoeides to delay his crucifixion -thinks that his god has mood swings or changes his mind, to justify the difference between the old and new testaments -pigeon-toed -wide stance, full of confidence
The Chad Bnosticist "The Virgin Abrahamist" -believes in the "Big Bang" and aliens instead of the power of his own god -metaphysics are important to him -doesn't even know what Gnosticism is, ignorant of the sins of his forefathers -pities the Abrahamists for their eternal slavery, does not seek what would be justified revenge for their genocide of his peers -has memorized the apocrypha, doesn't even read the bible is easily fooled by Samael's tricks -thinks the peak of spiritual music is a bunch of monks chanting about the works of the demiurge -thinks magic is either not real or an evil practice, would try to kill a witch if he saw one -understands power metal to be the most fulfilling sound for his soul creates egregores with the sole purpose of combatting Saklas and his archons -wrote a will so his future -knows that the archetypes embedded in our minds from crea offspring can inherit his meaningless trinkets -thinks all religions are false but his, yet has never read any non-Abrahamic scripture have permeated all religions -sucks up to and defends his god at every opportunity, for even such a brainwashed soul as he knows inside that YHWH is a fragile being who is easily offended -has no need for material posessions, is prepared to destroy all his belongings before his death has trouble lifting two jugs of skim milk at once, even though he works out is naturally strong fron divine spark Ave BaTO f ic -knows that his god couldn't care less about the s--- people talk prays to Yaldabaoth for pleasures of the flesh (they never come) -pictures Sophia in his mind while meditating for a hands-free climax -hopes to get into "heaven" but would be fine with being reincarnated hopes to escape the cycle of reincarnation and achieve true gnosis is working tirelessly to revive old traditions and combine them with modern knowledge to further his goals and liberate humanity -simply perpetuates the same teachings as 1000 years ago without questioning them in any meaningful way or improving upon them -realizes that Jesus was a messenger from beyond this reality who simply masqueraded as a servant of Leontoeides to delay his crucifixion -thinks that his god has mood swings or changes his mind, to justify the difference between the old and new testaments -pigeon-toed -wide stance, full of confidence

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The honk walk

Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" THE HONK WALK Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Back slouched Honk walk Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him" Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Might be too tense and rigid Bonus: Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" -- analogous to always manually breathing Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Long strides
Hair seems to overreact to wind "The Virgin Walk" THE HONK WALK Head craned forward Sometimes uses heaphones to escape potential conversation or mitigate agoraphobic symptoms Looks below parallel Avoids eye contact, and looks away immediately if accidental contact Back slouched Honk walk Perceives every oncoming face in his periphery as "looking at him" Too polite, gives too much space for oncoming traffic But secretly hates people who walk slowly when side-by-side Stiff, straight arms Struggles to find comfortable hand form Little arm movement Might be too tense and rigid Bonus: Walking pace/form lacks fluidity because he struggles to "autowalk" -- analogous to always manually breathing Clothing is all neutral coloured Wears running shoes Only wears black coats Stands with a weird posture Is insecure about how he walks Walks too fast Compulsively needs to pass anyone walking slightly slower than him Long strides

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Anne Boonchuy vs Sasha Amphibia

The Virgin Boobchuy The Chad Sasha Abandons ratty school uniform Betrayed by almost Constantly has twigs and for fashionable and practical Can't be betrayed because she doesn't trust anyone everyone she trusts leaves in her hair because armor she is a doormat Actually likes clowns After being imprisoned, negotiated her way into her own bed chamber in the top of the tower and hot showers Has to wield sports equipment, farm tools, whatever she can Bladies for Ladies pick up off the ground Lives in a basement and voluntarily eats bugs Taught the toads how to make french fries, burgers, KFC, etc. Even aquires ketchup despite Amphibia tomatoes growing on giant carnivorous plants Willing to murder innocent frog peasants, only pretends to care Comissions a statue of herself dabbing like an out-of-touch Loves her adoptive frog family about the toads zoomer Has a tasteful statue of her doing a sick skateboard trick Nobly accepts death as Still missing a shoe quickly as she deals it
The Virgin Boobchuy The Chad Sasha Abandons ratty school uniform Betrayed by almost Constantly has twigs and for fashionable and practical Can't be betrayed because she doesn't trust anyone everyone she trusts leaves in her hair because armor she is a doormat Actually likes clowns After being imprisoned, negotiated her way into her own bed chamber in the top of the tower and hot showers Has to wield sports equipment, farm tools, whatever she can Bladies for Ladies pick up off the ground Lives in a basement and voluntarily eats bugs Taught the toads how to make french fries, burgers, KFC, etc. Even aquires ketchup despite Amphibia tomatoes growing on giant carnivorous plants Willing to murder innocent frog peasants, only pretends to care Comissions a statue of herself dabbing like an out-of-touch Loves her adoptive frog family about the toads zoomer Has a tasteful statue of her doing a sick skateboard trick Nobly accepts death as Still missing a shoe quickly as she deals it

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Virgin Mike Matei vs. Chad Bootsy Spankins

The Virgin Mike The Chad Bootsy Needs to say f--- every sentence Never swears when playing kid games Repects every ethnicity. Only drinks coffee with sweets Always craves attention Relaxed and humble Likes his coffee with his own d--- in it 1980's fanboy Lives in the present, not his childhood Makes p-------- jokes over kid movies Top notch gaming skills Made racist comics Gets plenty of sunlight Never gets sunlight, streems at 3AM Gets payed in US Dollars quits Gets payed for his work or Has become an online martyr Shoved aside for Screenwave goons Everyone has seen his d--- Only the lucky ladies has seen his d---
The Virgin Mike The Chad Bootsy Needs to say f--- every sentence Never swears when playing kid games Repects every ethnicity. Only drinks coffee with sweets Always craves attention Relaxed and humble Likes his coffee with his own d--- in it 1980's fanboy Lives in the present, not his childhood Makes p-------- jokes over kid movies Top notch gaming skills Made racist comics Gets plenty of sunlight Never gets sunlight, streems at 3AM Gets payed in US Dollars quits Gets payed for his work or Has become an online martyr Shoved aside for Screenwave goons Everyone has seen his d--- Only the lucky ladies has seen his d---

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The Virgin Who Could Fly vs. The Chadbob Musical

THE CHADBOB MUSICAL The Virgin Who Could Fly Ugly wig, but we can forgive that Ugly Bieber bowl Souless cash grab Catchy songs written by popular artists Adds more depth to characters Costume designs are literal to the point of their concept sheets literally being faces pasted onto the characters Cheesy h--------- songs Well thought out costume designs Brings an all around positive energy Abstract sets that capture the cartoon's vibe Gives the new musical a bad Already existing story reputation All new and original story
THE CHADBOB MUSICAL The Virgin Who Could Fly Ugly wig, but we can forgive that Ugly Bieber bowl Souless cash grab Catchy songs written by popular artists Adds more depth to characters Costume designs are literal to the point of their concept sheets literally being faces pasted onto the characters Cheesy h--------- songs Well thought out costume designs Brings an all around positive energy Abstract sets that capture the cartoon's vibe Gives the new musical a bad Already existing story reputation All new and original story

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Commander vs Goodspeed

unfazed by graying hair, advantageously uses it for DILF appeal "The Virgin Lord Commander" THE CHAD JOHN GOODSPEED most likely failled astrophysics class in the academy, somehow becomes a captain anyways large, strong hands used to beat up long time friends as a father-son bonding activity hasn't been shows only moment of vulnerability when John Goodspeed is mentioned, can't even bring himself to kill his son impressive cleft chin rejected in his entire was utterly rejected by the Titans, got #cucked by the Earth life avoids eye contact, always looking into his headset does not register the emotions or feelings of inferior co-pilots, es pecially when concerning Taquitos dies honorably in a cool explosion to protect his planet not nearly enough chin needs to be saved by Invictus after jobbing his "fight" against Nightfall has impregnated scores of aliens and humans, leaving behind an empire of little Goodspeed's to carry on his legacy body and mind too weak to resist the leaves son to fend for himself on Earth, teaching him how to be a self-sustaining individual radiation of cosmic, rift-sealing explosions no known hiers "it's good enough for me":) struggles to "autowalk", uses psychic powers to levitate himself in an effort to cover too small to destroy enemies, effectively defenseless in a physical fight never skips leg day, can crush criminal scum with powerful, unpredictable strides handsome as f--- up said flaw
unfazed by graying hair, advantageously uses it for DILF appeal "The Virgin Lord Commander" THE CHAD JOHN GOODSPEED most likely failled astrophysics class in the academy, somehow becomes a captain anyways large, strong hands used to beat up long time friends as a father-son bonding activity hasn't been shows only moment of vulnerability when John Goodspeed is mentioned, can't even bring himself to kill his son impressive cleft chin rejected in his entire was utterly rejected by the Titans, got #cucked by the Earth life avoids eye contact, always looking into his headset does not register the emotions or feelings of inferior co-pilots, es pecially when concerning Taquitos dies honorably in a cool explosion to protect his planet not nearly enough chin needs to be saved by Invictus after jobbing his "fight" against Nightfall has impregnated scores of aliens and humans, leaving behind an empire of little Goodspeed's to carry on his legacy body and mind too weak to resist the leaves son to fend for himself on Earth, teaching him how to be a self-sustaining individual radiation of cosmic, rift-sealing explosions no known hiers "it's good enough for me":) struggles to "autowalk", uses psychic powers to levitate himself in an effort to cover too small to destroy enemies, effectively defenseless in a physical fight never skips leg day, can crush criminal scum with powerful, unpredictable strides handsome as f--- up said flaw

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virgin anime fan vs. CHAD CARTOON FAN

Chad Cartoon Fan Virgin Anime Fan Prefers to stay anonomous, has no Has an active Deviantart account friends as a result and many mutuals who share his intersts THE COMPLETE THIRD SEASON Makes fun of bronies while Is autistic and admits it, he knows it's not something- as watching s--- like Madoka Is secretly extremely insecure about liking anime to be ashamed of Dosen't Probably is an alt-righter Probaly autistic, but still makes fun care what of other people with autism others my LITTLE pON Watches relentlessly dark s--- like Madoka and Evangelion Has many ponies that he likes equally think of him FRAIENDSHIP NAGIC Hatred of mean- Probably not an alt-rihter spiritedness gives him positive outlook on life Has one waifu and one waifu alone a Thinks he's an intellectual when all Seriously analyzes cartoons while being humble and entertaining Will get into huge fights with people he disagrees with. he does is post memes and watches Respects other anime peoples opinions. Definitely jerks it to Hentai Varied interests, no one knows exactly what he spank-banks to
Chad Cartoon Fan Virgin Anime Fan Prefers to stay anonomous, has no Has an active Deviantart account friends as a result and many mutuals who share his intersts THE COMPLETE THIRD SEASON Makes fun of bronies while Is autistic and admits it, he knows it's not something- as watching s--- like Madoka Is secretly extremely insecure about liking anime to be ashamed of Dosen't Probably is an alt-righter Probaly autistic, but still makes fun care what of other people with autism others my LITTLE pON Watches relentlessly dark s--- like Madoka and Evangelion Has many ponies that he likes equally think of him FRAIENDSHIP NAGIC Hatred of mean- Probably not an alt-rihter spiritedness gives him positive outlook on life Has one waifu and one waifu alone a Thinks he's an intellectual when all Seriously analyzes cartoons while being humble and entertaining Will get into huge fights with people he disagrees with. he does is post memes and watches Respects other anime peoples opinions. Definitely jerks it to Hentai Varied interests, no one knows exactly what he spank-banks to

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The Virgin "Slice-of-Life" v. THE CHAD KOMI-SAN

"The Virgin Slice-of-Life"| THE CHAD KOMI-SAN First chapters introduce readers to topics of social disorders and Drawn with confident, full-sized panels Uses 4koma to Relies on humor to entertain audience disguise shallow writing and basic pictures introversion to show off artwork and nuanced writing Bland lead girl never challenges status quo Side characters are comedy cliches with no character arcs Side characters are written with personalities that challenge their personas Lead girl's journey to overcome her Other girls frequently outshine lead in Best Girl communication disorder enhanced lists by her relatable personality Healthy friendship at core of budding romance, main girl has already taken chad-like initiative to hold hands Teased romance concludes with Male lead is dense, Lead is unchallenged in Best Girl status predictable confession and hand-holding misreading situations and constantly caught in avoidable misunderstandings Male lead's defining trait is situational awareness, uses gift to help others Has Najimi No Najimi
"The Virgin Slice-of-Life"| THE CHAD KOMI-SAN First chapters introduce readers to topics of social disorders and Drawn with confident, full-sized panels Uses 4koma to Relies on humor to entertain audience disguise shallow writing and basic pictures introversion to show off artwork and nuanced writing Bland lead girl never challenges status quo Side characters are comedy cliches with no character arcs Side characters are written with personalities that challenge their personas Lead girl's journey to overcome her Other girls frequently outshine lead in Best Girl communication disorder enhanced lists by her relatable personality Healthy friendship at core of budding romance, main girl has already taken chad-like initiative to hold hands Teased romance concludes with Male lead is dense, Lead is unchallenged in Best Girl status predictable confession and hand-holding misreading situations and constantly caught in avoidable misunderstandings Male lead's defining trait is situational awareness, uses gift to help others Has Najimi No Najimi

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