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The virgin Ninja The Chad King of Hate Full set of hair like a kid Bright neon colored hair Balding to show his mature age Hair as black as the night Wears a stupid headband Talks like a muppet Talks clearly, uses a wide vocabulary and even invents his own words Wear a manly cowhat hat Only relevant because of Fortnite Face full of acne Manly beard Superior Italian genetics 10 year legacy Plays the same game over and over again Body not suited for the gamer lifestyle Gets backlash for the smallest thing, forced to apologize Skinny arms perfectly adapted to his gamer lifestyle Variety streamer, never gets boring Puts on a character on stream Perfectly good shape, still plays videogames like a nerd Only fans are kiddies Openly bashes everyone, never apologizes OH Really bad back injury, still works hard everyday 100% himself on stream Wastes $200,000 on a "gaming room" gf only in it for the money and attention Fans are millionares who throw their money at him for recognition Lives in a $400,000 mansion with his very own office Follows twitch TOS but always on the verge of being punished for something Submissive gf who makes him meals and cleans his house everyday an entire subculture of detractors only increasing his popularity Spawned Nobody makes videos about him Millionaire, still complains Constantly breaks twitch TOS but is literally unbannable Infamous multi-time masturbator So toxic that nobody dares to touch him Gets mad at kids Survived several cases of gout Lives paycheck to paycheck, complains but never in any real trouble Will die off within a couple of years and become irrelevant immortalized through thousands of videos and will forever be forgetten wear shoes inside No hardship, gets everything on a silver platter Barefoot, proudly shows it off on stream

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The Virgin Ninja vs. The Chad of Hate


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The virgin new monster school Definitely ran By greedy youtubers Crewmate There is ostor anons us The chad old monster school Definitely ran by, youtubers you don't care about money No cringe Mass cringe OUCH! Good thumbnail S----- thumbnails Uses viral s--- Doesn't use Doesn't fell like anything viral a school Felt like a school Unlikeable characters Likeable characters made with mematic
Virgin Mars Colonisation -Thinks mars will someday turn out as friendly as Earth from future """terraforming projects"""""" Lives for like 1 year on mars before dying of bone cancer Thin, weak atmosphere -Temperature comparable to a cold day in wisconsin -Will literally never happen. -Elon Musk prob fooled you into thinking this is possible for attention -Barely restraining himself from depression caused suicide Chad Venus suicide mission -Accepts venus' eternal literal manifastation of hell. Can literally swim in the 90 bar air, how cool is that -Survives for like 9 minutes max before his space suit melts and space helmet cracks opencracks -Temperature comparable to sticking your head in a pizza oven. Huge rush of adrelinine and testosterone Can easily be done, only ethics are stopping NASA
Is literally a giant baby Reads books and uses big words like a true virgin The virgin Judge Holden Small size just makes his penis look bigger The Chad Glanton Is the leader, even the Judge must answer to him Hairless? That's kinda feminine bro Has sex with a retard and 12 year old girls Claims to be a judge, but never reveals what he's a judge of. Seriously what the hell is going on with that imbecile? Literally told the Judge to stop being a bitch and to get a new horse Last words are unfathomably based Can never go out in a blaze of glory because he can never die Probably isn't even real, just some kinda metaphor. What a cop out. Banned from returning to Texas probably because he had premarital sex with every woman in the state Keen strategist Zero redeeming qualities yet still loved by all
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Uploaded Aug 20, 2019 at 07:18PM EDT

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Virgin vs. Chad

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virgin vs chad, the virgin walk, the chad stride, ninja, darksydephil, dsp, twitch

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