Snickers 'Veins' Are Safe Despite Fake News Rumors While #RandyCandy Trends On Twitter

A viral exchange between the company behind Snickers and users on Twitter about the “candy bar’s veins led to much hubbub online over the last few days. It all began when Twitter user @JUNIPER posted a picture of a smooth Snickers bar on Saturday, satirically grieving the candy bar as a victim of cancel culture and lamenting the loss of its signature “dick vein.”

it’s already beginning. i just bought a snickers (my favorite treat might i add) and it came out completely smooth. i am disgusted. i am shocked. i need to be alone right now pic.twitter.com/snOaZbRxFG

— transgender marx (@JUNlPER) April 16, 2022

no fucking way pic.twitter.com/PNKkhaBd4f

— transgender marx (@JUNlPER) April 16, 2022

WHO TOOK THE DICK VEIN OUT OF SNICKERS!! pic.twitter.com/17Knbk9aXN

— Tasha Mack 🥂 (@BarefootTasha_) April 20, 2022

it’s already beginning. i just bought a snickers (my favorite treat might i add) and it came out completely smooth. i am disgusted. i am shocked. i need to be alone right now pic.twitter.com/snOaZbRxFG

— transgender marx (@JUNlPER) April 16, 2022

To the surprise of many, the official Snickers Twitter account even replied that the veins were still in place, reassuring a very concerned group of internet candy enthusiasts that the rumors were false.

Good news, contrary to what's trending on Twitter… THE VEINS REMAIN! pic.twitter.com/pzfkoYqvyD

— SNICKERS (@SNICKERS) April 19, 2022

Snickers response – and its randy joking – led many to express shock amid the recent trend.

crying because someone at snickers said “we gotta clear up these no dick vein allegations RIGHT NOW” https://t.co/dlYRGry9fn

— dash • they/them (@thedigitaldash_) April 20, 2022

ON THE COMPANY ACCOUNT??? pic.twitter.com/egl6J86lqf

— ˚˖ ✦🍒Cherri🍒✦ ˖˚ (@ChunLiCherri) April 20, 2022

Maybe this should have stayed in the drafts…

— M&M'S (@mmschocolate) April 19, 2022

i long for a return to puritanical brand marketing. snickers should be afraid to even allude to a dick on the TL. please. im no prude im just very tired https://t.co/hVEskvSZgH

— amy brown (@arb) April 20, 2022

Some jokingly congratulated Snickers for not giving into “woke mobs” and retaining their candy bar’s signature “dick veins.”

snickers did not give into the WOKE MOBS thank god cancel culture has one less victim https://t.co/HgGfMMKq7j

— transgender marx (@JUNlPER) April 20, 2022

The post that started the entire Snickers bar dick vein controversy, from @JUNIPER, participates in what would seem to be an increasingly popular trend in meme culture. The original post photoshopped the joke headline into what would seem to be a real news story. The same account (JUNIPER) helped make “goblin mode” trend with a fake news post featuring photoshopped headlines about Kanye West and Julia Fox. Another account, @DoctorPenisBoob, used a similar technique to momentarily convinced many Twitter users that Elon Musk was pegged by Grimes.

it’s incredibly easy to create fake news it’s actually ridiculous lol pic.twitter.com/grrsFCVq2y

— transgender marx (@JUNlPER) February 16, 2022

lol I knew it pic.twitter.com/k5pceu5e7a

— Dr. Economy Stonks (@DoctorPenisBoob) April 7, 2022

In the aftermath of it all today, the hashtag trend #RandyCandy took off on Twitter as users reimagined their favorite candy brands with a lewd twist.

4 fingers of Fudge 🙈🙊🤣#RandyCandy pic.twitter.com/242B308gKk

— 𝓒𝓪𝓻𝓸𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓮 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@Caz_Cymru) April 20, 2022

Blow Job Pops #RandyCandy pic.twitter.com/QyXXd3wU0C

— Bella (@BellaLaRue1) April 20, 2022