"This is so sad, guess I'll die."

Confused Private is an image macro depicting the penguin named Private from the 2014 Penguins of Madagascar movie. The image is a still taken from the film showing the character, Private, having a thousand-yard stare ahead of him, completely unaware of what is going on as he looks confused. This image is used as both a reaction image, conveying a lack of understanding, and as an image macro with text captions photoshopped on top to create a meme.

How Society Wants Men to Dress / How Men Actually Want to Dress is a comparison meme juxta positioning fashion considered "normal" with fictional character's uniforms, high-effort cosplays or absurdist goals. The meme has also evolved to where the initial image can be something from a male model fashion week outfit, compared to something that is considered a normal outfit, like jeans and a T-shirt.

Worst she can say is no is a catchphrase frequently used in snowclone memes. It depicts a scenario where a person is preparing to ask a girl out and is encouraged by the thought that the worst answer that they can receive is rejection, but this is very, very wrong.

The tweet poked fun at Pitchfork and has proved prophetic several times in the years since it was posted.