This soft-spoken store clerk from EB Games' video ad for Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare is the latest commercial actor to enjoy his fifteen minutes of fame on 4chan's /v/ board.

In this latest YouTube comedy short from Weird Al, the 55-year-old master of pop culture parodies makes a bizarre, compelling case for pinwheel-powered wind turbines.

With the sudden influx of photographs demonstrating the colorful effects of "bath bomb" products on Tumblr and Pinterest, it was only a matter of time for the jokesters to start churning out the parodies.

This suspiciously awkward moment caught on TV during yesterday's Rose Bowl college football game between Ohio State and University of Alabama has sparked a lot of curiosity online overnight, the leading theory being that she may had been unexpectedly spotted with her side bae.

UPDATE: According to Gawker, the male fan depicted in the video is "her mainpiece, not a sidepeace."

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