You certainly don't need to be an automaniac to marvel at the cutting-edge technology of Tesla's new Dual Motor Model S, the world's fastest four-door sedan with all-wheel-drive, power acceleration of zero-to-sixty mph in three seconds and, oh yeah, a completely hand-free auto-pilot system.

After accusing her father of verbally and physically abusing her as a child on Twitter this week, actress Amanda Bynes retracted the statements claiming that a microchip implanted in her brain forced her to make the controversial tweets.

Check out the eighth episode of Tomska's absurdly humorous stick-figure animation series asdfmovies (pronounced ass-duff-moo-vee). Who wants to go skateboards?!

In October pumpkins become canvases.