In yet another bizarre testament of Russian machismo, a bare-chested farmer calls up a brace of ducks into march formation and herds them into the barn like a drill sergeant.

Three months after Viner Jessie G. posted a video telling online critics to "suck my ass," other users began posting parody videos featuring the memorable taunt.

When WNEP-TV 16 news reporter Sofia Ojeda approached Noah Ritter, a five-year-old boy from central Pennsylvania, at a local county fair for an interview about a ride he's just been on, she certainly didn't expect to hear what may be the best soundbite from a kid-on-the-street interview in local news history since Jonathan Ware's "I Like Turtles" in 2007.

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