Cut my life into pizzas, this is my plastic fork. Oven baking, heavy breathing. Don't give a f**k if it's carbs that I'm eating.

The announcer position for the Cleveland Cavaliers was revoked once Ted's issues with substance abuse came to light.

Pokemon fans debate over the unresolved mystery of Diglett's other half.

The hills are alive with the sound of f**ks.

Hide your daughters when this kid is around.