Don't let his clarinet and the marching band gear fool you. He's seen things …no man should ever see.

On January 8th, a Reddit user unknowingly summoned Inglip, the master of the Gropagas who instructs his followers through Captcha with evil deeds like "punish cats” and “overthrow toronto.” Lollerskates.

Dakka (-noun):

1. Onomatopoeia describing the sound produced by fully-automatic weapons in action.

2. The firing rate of an automatic ranged weapon in first-person shooter video games.

Sad Panda is internet slang used to describe someone who is sad or depressed.

If your exclamation points are not followed by a series of "1"s, then you just aren't excited enough.