In order for the non-newtonian viscosity to be high enough in order to give an adequate counter-force to the sweater's own weight and maintain some shape while being held (thereby putting a concentrated force on two comparatively small areas), Anna's vaginal mucus would have to have consistency similar to bitumen-based pitch (ie asphalt). This level of viscoelasticity would make merely walking a chore and the flow rate so slow that molasses looks like the Concorde, making her "love drips" impossible unless she lived on Jupiter.
AND WHY THE FUCK AM I EXPLAINING THE RHEOLOGY OF A 2D QT3.14'S CUNT WATER?!
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