In an ideal world…

Metal Gear Solid V confirmed to release on Wii U with the gamepad used as a real-life iDroid. I mean, if the ol' PS3 and Xbox 360 can have it, why not the marginally more powerful Wii U?

The higher-ups at Konami stop being asses for a minute and strike a deal with Nintendo. Sakurai gets some behind the scenes pointers from his buddy Kojima.
Snake confirmed for Smash 4. Which one? Both Solid Snake (as seen in Brawl) and Naked Snake (Snake Eater incarnation, post eye injury), with four colour schemes each, much like Olimar and Alph.
Oh, and buying MGSV gives you a free download code for him.

Yes, I am delusional.

Hey, it's not over yet! We've got over a month left and I'm not about to let my 1,700 votes for Snake to go to waste!