Marvel Comics - Words to live by

>Your company almost got Bankrupt twice.
>Terrorist ninjas steal all your shit.
>All your assets are being stolen by your girlfriend who's never loved you and is an assassin meant to kill you.
>Your love life is unsuccessful 100% of the time.
>Aunt may is disappointed.
>Doc Ock is the AI running all your shit.
>Your best friend owns your rival company and is planning to kill you to probably buy more chiminchangas.
>Most people think you're bootleg Tony Stark.
Nope still terrible.

Scwarbage.