Ellen Baker: [Ellen Baker shoots Senpai on the couch] I’m sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn’t mean to do that. Please, continue, you were saying something about best intentions. What’s the matter? Oh, you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. What is your favorite Baseball team?

Kongou: Nani?

Ellen Baker: What country are you from?

Kongou: Nani? Nani? Na – ?

Ellen Baker: “Nani” ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak English in Nani?

Kongou: Nani?

Ellen Baker: English, motherfucker, do you want to speak it?

Kongou: Hai! Hai!

Ellen Baker: Then you know what I’m sayin’!

Kongou: Hai!

Ellen Baker: Describe what your favorite baseball team looks like!

Kongou: Nani?

Ellen Baker: Say ‘nani’ again. Say ‘nani’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say nani one more Goddamn time!

Kongou: They won the World Series Seven Times.

Ellen Baker: Do they wear red socks?

Kongou: Nani?

Ellen Baker: [shoots Kongou in the shoulder; Kongou screams] DO…THEY…WEAR…RED…SOCKS?!

Kongou: [in pain] Hai!

Ellen Baker: Then why didn’t you route for them, Kongou?

Kongou: [faintly] I did.

Ellen Baker: No, you didn’t. No, you did not, Kongou. You didn’t route for them. And the Red Sox don’t like being routed against by anybody except New York.

SAY NANI AGAIN, SAY NANI AGAIN! I DARE YOU, I DOUBLE DARE YOU MOTHERFUCKER!