Nurgle - Lord Nurgle is not amused

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Well, if we are going to put a positive spin on horrible demon god things that toy with the lives, minds, and souls of billions, then Nurgle embodies stability, predictability, and nature.

It is just that, as an internet denizen, I am very, very aware that nature sucks when it is happening TO you. You can understand that death and decay act to set the stage to fertilize new life… but that doesn't mean that you are enjoying the super aids and urethra infesting parasites.