Stealing Yuri

This is my opinion about most 'sexy' things in media.

I don't care about your stupid bikini armor. It is just a fake decoration. I know nothing will come of it. Those games and such don't even qualify as softcore. It is just Creepy Marketing Guy trying to trick me into buying your shitty game.

I respect porn, because it respects me. Porn doesn't put up pretenses. It mostly gives you what you came there to buy. And with infinite amounts of free porn just one search away, easily customized to satisfy any twisted desire I have… why the hell would I want fake strawberries?