Robbie Rat sings: "I Give It A Ten!"

RR: "Are you a real defense character?"
Genji: "Well, uh, technically, nah."
"Have you ever pushed a payload, like a, like a real offense character?"
"Nah."
"Have you ever thought about switching classes?"
"No, but I require healing."
"ALRIGHT!! I can see that I will have to report you teach you how to… git gud!"

"Now listen closely!
Here's a little tutorial in defensery!
This is gonna' be the POTG!
If you wanna' be a player #1,
You have to pick off healers on the run!
[Tracer zooms bye]
Just follow my moves and sneak around!
Be careful not to make a sound! Ssssh!
["Hello!" spam]
"No, don't press that!"
[Tracer dodges all the attacks]
"I give it a ten!"
[RR does… some Sombra-type shit, I dunno'. Ana puts Tracer to sleep, I guess]
"Now look at this ult, that I just got!
When I say 'Ult ready', be ready to combo!
Understood? 'Ult ready'!"
[Zarya ults near Junkrat]
"Ult near them, not me! Ugh, let's switch heroes…
Now watch your step, here's the catch:
You'll die laughing with this great death trap!"
[Mei blocks his attacks with an Ice Wall]
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
[Tracer gets her ult, blows everyone up]
[Lucioball time!]
[RR blows himself up with his ult]
"I give it a ten, hey, hey!!"

"Who were you expecting, Soldier76aflop?"