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CRS InfoNotice Celestial Rapture Service Date: To: We attempted to: Ascend Transform Soul(s) from 1st attempt 2nd attempt FINAL ATTEMPT We could not collect your soul(s) becausS ACRE OEFORLIS SEE BACK OF FORM Lambs blood painted on door We saw what you did that one time Other disqualifying naughtiness: There is a Tithe amount due of: NO CASH PLEASE Checks are accepted, unless the box below is checked. Make payable to the Lord, not your local church Cashier's check, official bank check, or first born only The following part We will try again on: Before Durine The locusts The zombies Rise of Anti-Christ Giant wolf swallows the sun Ia Ia F'thagn Destructor form chosen The Spankings ustin Bieber sheds s human form and begins to feed The Rapture cannot be schedulled for set times, and in fact will arrive "as a thief in the night Should the time range listed be inconvienient for you, please consider just being a better human being next time. For further instructions and details, please consult your favorite translation of the scriptures. For alternative Rapture options consult another faith. A Hobo In your absence, the salvation was granted to:Your Pet An Immigrant A Buddhist That Guy You Hate A Gay Couple A Neighbor: Other: InfoNotice Number

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