Samurai Jack - Aku Samurai Jack group therapy by GrievousAlien

Therapist: "Now Samurai, let's try some role-reversal. This time you be the EEEEVIL SHAPE-SHIFTING MAAAASTER OF DARKNESS, SHOGUN OF SORROW AND ENSLAAAAAVER OF WHOLE WOOOORLDS…. and Aku can be the foolish Samurai."
Aku: "But Doctor, I caaaan't be the foolish samuraaaai. I have no swoooord!"
Therapist: "Of course! Samurai, you will need to give Aku your sword for this exercise…"

"Well, you destroyed my homeland, enslaved my family and my people, and then went on to make this world and many others suffer under your reign of terror."
"Now Samurai we shouldnt play the blame game here…"