The custody case of High Priestess v. Aku was one of the most important trials of the century. However, it was also one of the shortest, ruling in Aku’s favor a mere 6 seconds into opening statements.

Then again, such outcomes are to be expected when the Great Lord Aku is presiding as judge, jury, and, as is always the case, executioner.

This has been Aku World News saying goodnight and may the blessings of his great flaming eyebrows be upon us all.

I just imagine an entire courtroom filled with Aku Clones all in clothing, maybe even Therapist Aku sitting on the Jury.