Miss Kobayashi's Dragon Maid - Meet the Kobayashi

Hey look, buddy. I'm a software engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?" because that's the sort of thing I need at least 4 drinks in me to think about. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some big mean floor manager from pushing his work and failings on me? The answer: use a dragon. And if that doesn't work, use more dragon. Like this maid suit-wearing green-scaled number befriended by me. Housed by me. And you'd best hope not breathing fire at you.

*more dra-gun