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File Mat to do /b/7 rae been in love with the same girl for basically al my lfe but th* situation all f----- up now and I dont know how to sepacking caring about her Pic my life Her parents are poor and live in a one bedroom with four kids so they dan't care she sleeps over most nights She knows m into her and she says she feels same way but "deesn't want to labal it" Get her to make out but realy mot much more >Says sheikes me too much and is afrad well go all the way we do 3mything more Bath of us mainly hang out with two other guys (ets call Eric and Dave Mainly consists of playing Somatimes smoke wead whan Enic can gat it as hangn hanging out with 37 year ol Says cousin buys beer and lets him smoke at his place Start going to his cousins place to drink and play halo once a week when his wile and kids are gone visiting wife's parents sHe buys the beer, has food, videogames, not bad situation PHa can have a proty annoying bosay attoude and thinks has the king of our weakly hangs but whatvar Cousin is always eyeing the f--- out of her but she's used to being the only girl at our hangs so whateve Anonymou D YILxdjLe) 01/15V13(3 a)107 36 20 No 452153414 Pal Even though thi冬cousrfag knows that this girl should be if limits he is always f------ hitting on her -One day he asks her why it doesn't say I'm her boythiend on facebook seething angar whan he says Man you gotta lock that s--- down bro, she's banging Only seally see thia cousintag onca a week and she still sleepa over all the tima so thinking whtever nothing will come af it She agrees but tells me you know me, I don't even know how to be rude >Bescles not like wecB1 really stop gong ritual pretty inganed at thi point Old cousinfag instates random diferent rules all the time >Sinca pseudogt doesnt ally play, he sometimes has rules inahing her She has to gat the bears d thares a mutikl, she ske that One day he proposes she has to sit on lap of the guy who wins for the net game l start to say. Dude I don't think she wants When at the same time she laughs and says You boys implying okay Feel ske a huge f----- for being too protective, get red and just go with n She spends the majonity of the naxt coupla of hours an his lap Raging as we go home, gat in a tght with har make up as u always do Anonymous 0D YpqmQGj) 01/19/13(SatJO7 61 26 № 452154902 also harder thai thought fr me to rei" al this sht so sorry for the sle-pace. y to be faster S--- continues ike this for the next feww times Sometimes they get her to do a joke sexy dance My uncla has a wedding on the same day one of these hangs happans She saya k her agan, basicaly beging this time >She says sheTtry to get out of but that the guys are pushy and she 5 bad at 5ayng no Both true statements, but I get mad at her teling her to have a spine Don't have time to make up before leaving for wedding >Text with her on ride back with the parents, she says local het orice l get back, by the tone I know she №els guity ohfuck Tuns out she had gatten too drunk and they incorporated stripping into the game, cousin, Enic and Dave all saw her completely naked png mi realize that thay've gotten more sexual pleasure out of her than me at this point >cies apologang says she has analy bag problem seyingmand will try to Sx1 Anonymou D PVdggKy3) 01/113(3a108.03.30 No 452156101 Anonymous D hYpmaGp u19/13(Sat)0B 11:55 No 452156963 Reples 2452157222 3457157338 24712221 Really awoward with Eric and Dave the next time I see them Dont neally address it for a whle buteventualy we have an awkward apology talk since m clearly p----- She stopa going to the couaintaga for a whie Eventually starts going again Things slaly but surely evolve back to where they were Realize booze is realy the main diference between my place and oldrags Start taking booze out of parents cabinet when we play halo at my place Didt really know what the f--- I was thining since wa soll went to cousintags as much as we used to My grades aso bean going down also ts the Pseudo-gf cant sleep over and I cant go out for a weel pseudogf 3nd | Sght over thi can't even remember why the f--- we did Get text couple of days later from cousinfag telling us he has the place to himself so to come over Frantically try to call har but sha's ll piasad, not picking up Next day stil no contact, weekend so don't sae her at school eak the f--- out, basicaly haing emotional breakdown 08:11 59 No Hurry the tuck up op AnonymousJD Y5FAhA2+)01/19/13(Sat:00 20 31 No.452167818 when Monday fnally f------ comes baxt her a zilion timastal her grounding is over and I really want to talk so her,es ovar she can at laast tell ma find Eric and Dave, too freaked out to be subtle ask them what the luck happened oreally f------ f------ awkward but basically tell me that they played strip halo again bic quickly leses but Dav tels me tter that Enc 3rd cousin f-- were foeing her up while she w 5 half p 55ed out eventually she texds me back eventually saying 'you're acting e thare's something to end of dava and start crying, run away she comes over that night, no ted no call no nothing t even know haw to be mad at her l tell her its akay. I heand what happened and I forgive yau she just keeps crying and we go to bed Anonymous 0D quizeo5) 01/19/13 (Sat 08 22:11 No 452157960 Reples -sase 遡ーsusans2 I dont doubt OP is beta, but those two cant be the only parameters. I dont want to be eithar of them Anonymous 0D mpgmQGj 01/19/13(Sat 06 32 22 № 452158975 Reples: esusasa-szswa-susmuususnu middle of the might, she randomly says love you don't even hesitate, say love you too she tells me that she had no where to go once my parents didn't et me have her over that she hated staying at her house and how knew how much she hated her parents eventually admits she was teling oldfag this by tet on her way home Friday night (when stripping happened) -he tels her his house is free until Monday, inites her to stay over The way she was acting all cicks and makes sense in my mind 1 even have to way Not even sure why 1 asked the details but I had to many times? she says l don't know you enjoy R? bilon times nd then 5etties down on five she says no but I press her and she says she orgasmed hynd 8099 n the moming. get maming ater pil though at least We'se still eally weird the net few days but ' sll oddly pestive -she says l love you al the time fom never say ng it at al everyone t school has heard about what happened but don't gse 5ht hald hands everywhere, we tell each other as long as we have each other it ll be okay see her with Eric and Dav when it's clear they ana going to go with ar without ma I go with ther just play hals and dink for a whie try to get her to go home mutiple bmes, enic and cousin comvince her to stay oshe's on my lap the entire time with my ams around he gone home at hahway through oldag and her start kissing me when she saya, "dant worry he tal her th rm leaving She says she's going to stay This was last night and I havent taked to her since

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MCM

MCM

Feb 22, 2018 at 09:23AM EST

Oh man, these /b/ stories used to be the most entertaining, good on OP for such a post

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Rhettorical

Rhettorical

Jan 19, 2023 at 09:14PM EST

Things that didn't hit me the first time I read this: The cousin is married with kids, and OP and his crew are all still in high school. i.e. The old dude is fucking an underage chick. OP is the supreme beta male, his "friends" are horrible people, the girl is an awful person, and the cousin should go to jail for giving kids alcohol and taking advantage of an underage girl.

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